Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Traveling the Anime Worlds ❯ DBZ World...or is it? ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

disclaimer: don't own anything, i have little ideas, and as i type this, i am stumped... oh well. let me try this.

a/n: cross-over of many, many anime... but first, let's start off with something common; DBZ. oh and things /like this/ is my thoughts.

It was an average day in the Dragonball Z World: some alien or another had come to earth to fight with Goku. Uhh, let's make it Frieza.

So Frieza landed at some deserted, desolate place where no one ever bothers to come except when they want to fight for the survival of earth. "Goku, show yourself!"

Standing next to Frieza was Random Henchman. "What!? How can i be a henchmen to such a weak and freaky character?!" said Random Henchman who was actually Cell.

"Shutup henchman," Frieza said as he fired a beam through Cell's body, significantly hurting the uhh, bug/alien creature or whatever he is.

"Oww..." said Cell indifferently as he lay on the ground dying.

"That doesn't even make sense! Cell appeared after Frieza, so Cell should be stronger! And why am I a henchman too?! Well I have a solution to this!" shouted Other Random Henchman who happened to be Buu.

So Other Random Henchman (ORH) powered up an extremely large beam and fired it at Frieza who flicked it back at ORH. ORH had become many pieces of pink globs, though he quickly gathered himself together.

"Hmm, that didn't quite work the way I planned..." said ORH. "And if you keep calling me a henchman, I'll make sure you are in more pieces than I just was!"

"Okay, anything you say, Buu-sama!" came a voice from nowhere. Needless to say, Other Random Henchman was forever known as Buu. And as Random Henchman made a similar threat, he was from then on known as Cell. /Phew, that was close/

In any case the story continued as Frieza once again shouted for Goku to show himself.

"You know, if you keep your power surpressed and arrive at a deserted island, no Goku won't come," stated an unusually smart, yet very dumb henchman. That is to say, it was a logical question, but the henchman was actually Goku.

"Uhh, okay... so I've been traveling through space to come to earth to fight Goku, who is actually been on my ship for months?" Frieza said dubiously. "Oh well, whatever, let's fight!"

Therefore, Frieza and Goku prepared to fight. Frieza was confident that he could defeat Goku since he had easily outpowered Cell and Buu; however, with a light punch, Frieza was sent flying a couple hundred yards away into a tree. For some reason that caused him to blow up, and he died. /what a stupid and random way to die... though it's my idea, so maybe I shouldn't be criticizing myself.../

"Yay, I won! I'm bored now, /you shouldn't be bored after saving earth.../ let's fight, Cell!" said Goku, oblivious to the fact that Cell was near death on the ground from Frieza's earlier attack.

"I would, but I'm kinda almost dead..."

"Can't you just regenerate like you did when Dad sacrificed his life and blew up with you, but then you came back to life and then I had to defeat you by getting rid of that regenerating cell thing or whatever, and so actually you shouldn't be alive so why are you here?" asked Chibi Gohan from the cell saga.

"If you noticed, not much makes sense in this story. And another thing, you sure make one hell of a boring entrance, but you do have a point." And so Cell regenerated himself to fight Goku.

Goku and Cell begin to fight; it was over in a matter of seconds: Goku had easily been destroyed by Cell.

"Wait! So Frieza is stronger than Cell and me, and Goku is stronger than Frieza, but weaker than Cell?" questioned Buu. "Then whose the strongest?"

Everyone was quite baffled, /although the shouldn't be since everything as been weird since the beginning/ and thus decided to test there strengths. And to make it fair, everyone was at there strongest. First Buu fought Goku and quickly lost. Then he fought Cell who was once again left near death on the ground.

"In the end, Dad is stronger than Frieza but lost to Cell, who Frieza defeated, but beat Buu who defeated Cell? Then is no one strong or is everyone strong or... you know what, this story makes no sense! I'm just confused!" said the puzzled Chibi Gohan. /so am I... that's not a good sign.../

/Uhh, hmm, okay how about.../ However everything was cleared up when a head with a snake-like mouth and extremely long neck appeared from behind a rock and bit Buu and Cell. They instantly died and Goku was promptly pronounced the strongest.

"That only made the story more confusing..."

/I know. T_T/ Uhm, but to prove Gohan wrong, I decided that Orochimaru (snake dude from Naruto) would explain the situation. "You see, this place is not actually the DBZ World. In truth, it is the Completely Nonsensical DBZ World; we better leave before the absurdness kills us.

Quickly the remaining DBZ character's Goku and Chibi Gohan went after Orochimaru who had slithered under the rock. Out of nowhere Vegeta and Mirai Trunks appeared so they too could escape the hell of the crazy world. Just as the gateway, aka the rock, to another world closed, a stampede of Bulma's and Chichi's with frying pans came chasing after them. Those 4 Saiyajin's had luckily escaped, but what was in store for them in the next chapter?
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And that was the first chapter. Umm yeah, stupid as hell, and not thought out well... but with different characters it should be a little more interesting. Read & Review plz.