Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / One Piece Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Ultimate Race ❯ Chapter 4

The Ultimate Race

 

Finally, the piranha plants were done with. Team Bo-Bobo was out in first when Sleifer snuck up right behind them. Bo-Bobo turned around and cried, “OH MY GOD! IT'S A BACKSTREET BOY!”

 

He immediately used his nose hairs to launch the team into the air in order to gain some speed. Sadly, he did this in front of a turnoff and wound up in a tree as Sleifer shot a powerful blast at the car.

 

Yami shook his head and asked, “Now, why did you do that? I told you not to.” Sleifer let out a roar that can be translated to “Because I can?”

 

Team Dragon Ball managed to sneak up behind Sleifer as Goku leaped at him and grabbed onto his tail. “Hey, this looks tasty!” he exclaimed as he took a huge bite out of its tail.

 

Sleifer didn't feel any pain, but he soon did when Yamcha rushed in, grabbed onto its tail and pulled it towards the ground. `Bulma will love me for sure after helping the team get ahead of old two-mouth here!' Sadly, Sleifer whipped him off of its tail and continued flying. Sadly, Goku was still there.

 

Jonouchi shook and barked, “LET GO OF THE TAIL!” Then he rushed in and punched Goku in the face. Goku fell towards Bulma's car when he used his tail as a propeller, flew up to Jonouchi, flashed a disturbing grin and punched him in the face.

 

Sleifer merely whipped him towards the car thus sending Bulma screeching out of control.

 

Team Goemon had taken advantage of the little fight to catch up as Impact fired a series of exploding coins out of his nose at Sleifer. Sleifer turned its head around and blasted the huge robot.

 

Teams Inuyasha and Naruto were neck and neck. Naruto and Inuyasha glared at one another and tried to see who was faster. Sadly, they both match each other in speed. Suddenly, a blue wheel streaked through Team Inuyasha's wagon thus breaking it into tiny pieces. Luckily, Neil had the materials to repair all the vehicles used in the race, so it was okay. It just slowed them down dramatically as Team Sonic was now next to Team Naruto.

 

The Straw Hat Pirates weren't doing as well as everyone had expected. Usopp growled and stated, “That's it! I'm solving this problem once and for all!”

 

He placed an Impact dial on the end of the ship and activated it, thus sending them ahead of the two teams in front of them, Kirby and Zelda. Link pulled out a fire arrow and fired it at the back of the ship.

 

Luffy noticed the fire and started to have a panic attack. “WHAT ARE WE GUNNA' DO?” he wailed. Nami remembered her Clima Tact.

 

She pulled the staff apart and spun the pieces around as little red and blue orbs emerged from the ends. Soon, a huge cloud had appeared in the sky.

 

Nami formed her Clima Tact into a triangle shape, threw it at the cloud and announced, “Today's weather forecast is a thunderstorm! Thunderbolt Tempo!”

 

The triangle made its way into the big cloud as a huge thunderbolt emerged and lit team Zelda's wagon on fire. After that, a rainstorm poured onto the ship and extinguished the flame, but sadly, it didn't extinguish the fire it had left behind on the wagon. Link had to use an ice arrow to solve that problem. Sadly, before he could fire it, Kirby inhaled it and became Ice Kirby.

 

Anyway, Mario was now face to face with Cloud Strife. He pulled out a sword with a mushroom rim and said, “This is the Mushroom Sword! Prepare for the worst pain you'll ever face!”

 

Cloud smirked and said, “I'll cut that limo of yours up into little pieces, plumber!”

 

The two locked swords, and in the end, Cloud's sword was too big and powerful to be beat. He clanged it against the side of the golden limo as Mario jumped on his head.

 

The force caused Cloud to fall off of his motorcycle and land face-first in the dirt. After that, Mario threw a hammer at the car Cloud had been protecting.

 

Tifa got super pissed, jumped out of the car over to Mario's car, and punched him and the driver in the face. Toad quickly took over the driver's seat just in time for the limo to run into a tree.

 

Cloud sped past them and exclaimed, “TAKE THAT, BITCH! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!”

 

Team Zatch and Team South Park were both head to head. Kiyo had Zatch turn around as he shouted, “Zachair!” Zatch fired a large thunderbolt that Boraku easily blocked with the ice magic in his nunchucks. Sadly, Zatch had sent the car reeling into the forest next to them and into a tree. Wow! That makes at least three car crashes!

 

Shajohashi threw his tonfas at the car for added damage and used his powers to make them return. Blue Rock continued to drive the little kid's bike and said, “If I had my powers, I could make us a kickass limo!”

 

Shajohashi gasped as he asked, “Why didn't you tell us that earlier! Kyle, give him back his powers!” Boraku hated Blue Rock with great intensity, but he didn't want to lose, so he reluctantly handed Blue Rock his powers back. Suddenly, the three boys found themselves in a kickass limo just in time for Kendo to reappear out of thin air.

 

“Hey, Kenny's back!” exclaimed Shajohashi.

 

The race continued, and with some strange miracle, Team One Piece had managed to get out in forth.