Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Love is a Battlefield ❯ Babies ( Chapter 1 )

This is my first story so go easy on me Kay. I was inspired by my teacher when she told us to write a suspense story for class. This has romance comedy. It's a Trunks/Serena fic(my absolute fav couple). So enjoy! Oh and it will also have some ghetto slang in it too. I don't own DBZ, Tenchi Muyo or Sailor Moon if I did though the black people would not have pink lips(by that statement you can guess what color I am), that is so racist. The shows would be combined and I'd make movies wit it and be rich hahahah (ehheh clears throat) ne-way enjoy! I also don't own any of the music in here so don't sue all I have is lint in my pocket and moths in my wallet. And by the way Goku is not dead just cuz. Also I don't own any music i put in here. Do you know how freakin' rich I would be if I did. I could buy up the state of North Carolina Damn it! NE-way on with the story enjoy!

Ages:

Serena and Goten after this chapter, 14 Bardock (Goku's dad) 62 (doesn't look it looks like Goku's twin with a tan) King Vegeta (Vegeta's dad) 65(looks 38 doesn't he?)

Trunks 1, 15

Gohan 11, 25

Goku 26, 42

Chi Chi 25, 40

Bulma 30, 45

Vegeta 31,46

Inners 15 Mina is 5 months old in this chapter.

Outers 18

Darien 18, he won't be here long

Tenchi 15 Ryoko 20(3,000 really) Ayeka 20(840 really) Sasami 10(480 really) Washu 20,000

Trisha(Goku's blonde twin)28

Radditz (not dead Goku and him never met but they will) 44

Chapter 1: Babies

Oh god, oh god, oh god...... Goku chanted in the waiting room while the rest of the Z gang was trying to calm him down. "Kakarott will you shut the fuck up and sit your stupid ass down!" Vegeta yelled (will he ever call him Goku?) "I can't help it Vegeta and don't call me stupid you donkey raping shit eater(South Park you will get it if you have seen the movie)!" Vegeta just sat there looking stupid processing the fact that well, he just got dissed by the so-called third-class saiyan. Everyone else just busted out laughing at their antics. Gohan rapping...Walkin down da street smokin indo, sipin on gin and juice...* everyone turned to the only calm 11year old boy in the room. "Does that boy ever stop singing?" Bulma asked. ...laid back wit my mind on my money and my money on my mind...*(can you guys imagine Gohan raping to Snoop Doggy dog?) "Hey ya got to admit da boy is jammin" said (oh my god) Vegeta. (Vegeta speaking in Ebonics now that's funny. hahah) "yup runs in da family man, runs in the family." Goku stated as a matter of fact. AAAAaahhhhh! Whoa that was loud " Krillin yelled when he jumped and almost dropped the five month old Mina . Gohan put down his CD player and ran with Goku to see the baby. " Congratulations Mr. Son it's twins" the doctor said and walked out. " Wow twin's Chi-Chi what should we name them" " well I was thinking Goten for the boy." "Hot ta def ma, what about the girl" Gohan asked. "Oh damn, mom her hair is blonde and her eyes are blue, is she already super saiyan!" Gohan yelled. "Gohan how many times have I told you not to curse, I swear I don't know where u got that language." "Oh gomen 'kassan oh she is so pretty, I know how about Serenity Beyonce Son (as in the destiny's child one don't know how to spell her name there is a purpose to this you will see later hehe.) mom." Gohan asked. " Okay honey then we go with that, what do u think Goku?" "Great, it suits her!" He answered. "Okay, Goten and Serenity it is." Goku walked out holding Serena and Chi- Chi holding goten and everyone crowded around to see the new babies. " Congratulations Goku you are a father once again." Krillin said putting his hand on Goku's shoulder laughing. " AAAhh that brat has blonde hair, and a silver tail!" blurted out Vegeta. "Her name is Serenity and yah so your point" "Kakarott your daughter is super saiyan at birth you dumb ass" he spat out. " Wow weird man" Krillin said. Bulma brought Trunks up to the two babies. "Trunks honey this is Goten and this is Serenity. I hope you all will be good friends." baby Trunks just smiled and giggled which made everyone's heart melt with joy. When the guys were walking out on the day Chi-Chi was getting out of the hospital and she was alone with Bulma Trunks and Serena she said " Hey Chi-Chi maybe Serena and Trunks will be more than friends one day. " "Aw, that would be so cute they could be perfect for each other guess we will just have to wait and see what happens between them huh!" "guess so.

___________5 years later____________

"Owie, uncle Veggie-head that hurt! I'm only five my little body can't take this kind o' punishment." screamed the five year old Serena in her small squeaky voice as she was thrown into a boulder. After that day that day at the hospital he vowed to train Serenity to the fullest so he could see her full potential. She surprised him so much he sometimes wished she were his daughter. He treated her like it often. She had gotten pretty good in their private training sessions and he was very fond and quit proud of her which he stated often. He still was very stubborn when it came to showing his true feelings but he could around her, she was the first one to bring out a true smile followed by a laugh in him.

_____________________*Flashback*____________________________

Vegeta was training in the gravity room when he saw a 3-year-old Serena standing in the doorway smirking at him. She had a smirk that rivaled his in her own innocent yet mischievous way. She was late for training so he knew she had either just done something she shouldn't or did it just to make him mad. "aaaahhhhh daaaaaaad" *she's done something* he thought. "What did you do now Rena" "I was only trying to improve your son's complexion uncle Veggie-head." she said so innocent yet on the other hand out of pure evil. "Dad, Meatball head turned my clothes pink and dyed my hair in my sleep!" "I look like Barney!" "Trunks, Barney is a purple dinosaur not pink darling." Serena stated as a mater of fact. "I think you look more like puff the magic dragon but hey look on the bright side Trunks now you know the difference and you don't look so funny today, Gee trunks the more you are with me the smarter you seem to get. Maybe one day that brain will show signs of developing babe . I feel so loved, let us all stop and take a look at the next generation of children's entertainment people!" Vegeta couldn't help but to look at the scene in front of him and smile Serena looked at him, smirked, and started singing the pull-up jingle "Trunks, what's wrong aw do you need a hug" Vegeta couldn't take it anymore he burst out in a fit of laughter. "Why do you have to be such an annoying little meatball-head Serena!" " Look at it this way you blend in with all of the lovely flowers in beautiful meadows. So don't worry man cuz' 'you are not alone' "Meatball-head you are so annoying!". he screamed stormed out of the room. "Geeperz Trunks I love u too" she said and she and Vegeta burst into laughter

*end Flashback*

Vegeta smiled at the thought and replied to Serena... 'You have to learn to take it the enemy won't show you any mercy, get used to it! Little did he know he let his guard down and she sensed it and appeared behind him and blasted him into the wall of the house. He had to admit he was surprised. She was learning quicker than he thought she was. She had already surpassed Trunks and Goten so he trained her by herself. She was also trained by the rest of the Z gang so she knew all of their techniques and did them well. She had even made up a few of her own. "Electric shock wave Attack! "NOOO, Rena don't so that here, didn't your father tell you not to!" "Huh, oh I'm sorry Uncle Veggie I guess I was caught up in the moment hehe. " Anyway, training is over for the day, you are improving every time we meet I'm proud of you kid." "hehehe I'm proud of you too uncle Veggie-head heheh." she chirped. then she jumped on him and kissed his nose. "Uncle Veggie-Head where is Trunks I want to go play with him now?" He should be training with your brother, Goten in the front of the house." "Okay love you Uncle Veggie got to bounce peace!" "Love you too Rena remember tell anyone about our training and I'll let Trunks bug you till you die got me." " yes Uncle Veggie" then she gave his famous smirk which he couldn't help but to raise an eyebrow wondering what she was about to do. He had to give her props though. She had guts and she wasn't afraid of anything. Despite her mischievousness she was still able to melt even his heart with one smile. She was the sweetest thing in the world when she wasn't being bad. He wouldn't admit it but he loved her like a daughter. She had the squeakiest high voice that everyone loved and big blue eyes that were always bright and full of happiness and she loved everyone. Then she had the singing voice of an angel that even he had to sit and listen to sometimes when she sang for everyone and did dances with them that she and her best friend Mina made up. She even put Goten and Trunks to sleep as he noticed at one time when they stayed the night. She almost put him to sleep one time if it had not been for the floor he would have fallen asleep and of course Bulma's mouth waking him up he would have. "Serena!" Serena knew that voice. It was her mom coming to pick her up before she could do any more damage. "damn it" She said to herself though her mom heard it too. "Serenity Beyonce, what did I tell you about that language. She turned to Vegeta "what is she psychic!?" " Come on now and go get your brother your first day of school starts tomorrow" so she kissed Vegeta on the nose again and told him bye. Then she went to get Goten. He was playing a game with Trunks on his new X-Box. she opened the door quietly and crept behind Trunks. "What cha doin dorks!!" she yelled and scared the shit out of him and Goten. "Meatball-Head, don't do that!" Trunks yelled at the now smirking blonde. " You two scream like girls hahhahaha!" " Goten we have to go now say bye." she said struggling to keep composure at that last little moment. "Okay sis peace Trunks" Goten walked out and Serena walked up to Trunks and just kissed him right on the mouth. "Bye Trunks", then she ran out leaving a very stunned six-year-old Trunks with his fingers on his mouth. He never had thought of her as more than a friend until that moment.

Well that's all for the first chapter, so how did you like it. don't worry the next chapter will have the sailors in it and more of the other characters too. I'm not very good at cliffhangers. This thing is four pages long wow!

Don't forget R&R please. Also more Ebonics will be in it too. I need an editor anyway lol. tootles!