Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ SAIYAN WEDDINGS ARE HELL ❯ Tux shopping....%&^* ( Chapter 10 )

Alright here's chapter 10. This chapter follows Pan as she goes tux shopping and lets just say the tailors have a hard time with her measurements. But thats it.

Disclaimer I'm sick of this i don't own or profit from any part of this so I CANNOT BE SUED.

Chapter 10: Tux shopping....%&^*(strong four letter word starting with f)

The next morning Bra and Pan were woken up by the sound of the phone. Reluctantly Pan answered it.

"Hello?" she asked with her voice still thick with sleep. "Pan what the hell are you are you doing?" came Tony's anger filled voice. "I'm sleeping. What do you think I'm doing," she said before asking "Why are you calling me in the middle of the night?" Tony's voice came back shouting "IT'S 12:30 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AN HOUR AGO. JESUS DID YOU FORGET?" Pan tried to figure out what he was talking about but couldn't so she asked "What the hell are you talking about?" This was the final straw and boy was her brother pissed.

"You did forget!" he replied before going "We're getting fitted for our tuxedos today and I don't want to be spending my first day of winter break in a tuxedo shop because my kawaiikune tomboy (sound familiar) of a sister didn't want to get her ass out of bed." Pan shot up with such force that Bra flew off the bed with a loud thump and a loud "OW!"

"Sorry Bra. I'll be there in 10 minutes ok?" she was glad that her brother had calmed down considerably as he said "Okay. I'm sorry I blew up at you I shouldn't be so selfish since you are getting married in a little over a week." Pan just sighed and said "It's okay. I guess I should have set the alarm tell everyone I'm sorry for holding them up."

"All right see you in a bit." came her brothers voice before he hung up. After hanging up the phone Pan immediately got into some warm clothes, kissed Bra goodbye and ran out the door and flew into the air and headed towards the shop.

When she arrived at the store with her face bright red from the cold and frost forming on her eye brows, Pan wasn't at all surprised to see Vejitta, Tony, Gohan, Goku, Goten, Krillin and Trunks standing around with pissed off looks on their faces, but when she walked in their looks became looks of extreme relief.

Vejitta was the first to speak "Finally. We've been waiting for your stupid ass for over an hour." Pan smiled sheepishly and said "Yeah sorry. I kind of forgot to set the alarm and overslept." But Vejitta wasn't through and he said "Forgot to set the alarm my ass I bet I know why you overslept." to her surprise he winked at her. She was about to reply until the owner said "Okay which one of you is getting married?"

Everybody pointed at Pan who just looked at them in shock at what they had just done. But the owner just thought that it was a joke and said "Very funny. Now seriously who is getting married?" Pan said "I am." the owner stared at her for a moment and then shrugged and said "Alright we'll need to take you into another room." This didn't sit well with Gohan or Tony who both came extremely protective of her and said "Hold she's not going anywhere by herself with you." The manager laughed and said "It's alright. Let me introduce you to our female tailors who do measurements for situations like these." And with that 4 women came out of nowhere and introduced themselves as Nicole, Jessica, Lisa, and Mary.

When they were through with the introductions the four dragged Pan off into the only measuring room that the store had so everyone had to wait awhile since Pan needed more privacy since she was a girl.

When Pan entered the room so that she could be measured she was surprised that the room was quite large and wanted to know why she was by herself but that was answered for her when Nicole said "Now if you'll please get into your underwear we can begin." Pan just looked at them and asked shyly "Why?". Jesse just smiled and said "Don't worry it's just so that we can get more accurate measurements." Pan looked at them skeptically but complied.

As she stood there in nothing but her bra and panties Pan could feel the girls taking her measurements while being very careful not to touch her in certain "areas." She also noticed that they hadn't taken her chest measurements and was about to ask about that until se felt Lisa ask say "Now don't get weirded out I'm just going to put the measuring tape around here so that we can see if we need to draw the shirt out or if we can make a shirt that won't require that." Pan nodded and then lifted her arms up and held her breath as she felt the measuring tape go over her nipples. It only took a second for the measurement to be done and she was glad to hear Nicole tell her to get dressed which she was more than happy to do.

When she was finished the men came in with their own measurers and Pan stayed to see who would be the most uncomfortable. And to her surprised it happened to be her brother. Pan was about to tell him to calm down until a loud shout came from Vejitta as he picked up the tailor and said "Try that again and you will die." Goku went over to him and successfully was able to get the poor man out of Vejittas grasp and allowed the guy to escape. Pan went over to him and slapped him upside the head and asked "What was that all about?" Vejitta stammered "He put his hands near my crotch." This got a laugh from everyone which didn't help the princes mood as he yelled "You keep laughing and I'll kill you all." everyone's laughter died down to a small snicker as Pan asked him "That's why you almost killed that poor man?" Vejitta looked at her and said "He had no reason to be down there."

Pan snickered but stopped as she saw Vejittas look and said "Actually it was." Vejitta just stared at her and said "Why?" Pan rolled her eyes and said "Well would you like the crotch in your pants to rip open as you walk Bra down the aisle?" Vejitta pondered this for a moment and then said "I see your point that would be rather embarrassing."

"And gross," Trunks said before going, "since you wear those gapped opened boxers alot." Everyone laughed but Trunks said "It ain't funny I accidentaly looked once and it wasn't pretty." Vejitta also told the guy to come back in and apologized for his behavior and explained that this was his first time doing this. The man understood and then finished up his measurements. When they were finished they all went out to lunch and then headed home to get ready for the rehearsal dinner which would take place that evening.

Thats chapter 10 next chapter is the rehearsal dinner. Boy that'll be fun.