Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Its The Way You Go About It! ❯ Goku ( Chapter 3 )

Once again, sorry YamiFanner, but this chapter isn't Yami either! ^^U Gunlord mentioned Goku and I just couldn't resist! So, heres the strongest warrior in the world's advice on women! I don't own DBZ!
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Ummm, I don't know much about women, except for Chi-Chi, and Vegeta tells me shes more of a harpie than a woman. I know they're not like guys. Like my granddaughter, Pan, she always gets grossed out when I eat really fast then try to talk cause food comes outta my mouth. Well, I know they cry alot. When we were kids, Chi-Chi cried all the time! I told her I was leaving and she burst out into tears! And, I know they have....well, you know....boobies! And they have the babies, Chi-Chi threw things at me when she was having Gohan. She called me a...what was it...oh yeah! She called me a horny bastard who couldn't keep it in his pants ^_^! So, I guess they're moody too....How do you get girls to like you? I don't know! One day, Chi-Chi just told me we were getting married! I don't have a clue why she likes me! Vegeta tells me he doesn't know what Chi-Chi saw in me, either. Me and Vegeta are bestest friends!....Oh, don't complain,. Veggie! You know I'm your bestest friend too! So, thats all I really haffta say, I guess. So, maybe you'll get lucky and some girl will just like you too! ^_^

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This one is really, really, short. But everyone knows Goku doesn't know much about women! R and R!