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By: Yami_yugis_girl_jessica 
The school begins and Seto gets some of whats coming to him.
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The school begins and Seto gets some of whats coming to him.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 01.07.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 267 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime University
By: Jessica G. Dezarn
Chapter 2~ The Torture Begins
Seto: You SERIOUSLY aren't gunna make us wear leather are you?
Tanzina&Mikana wants it! Shes a gunna get it!! Power to the Fans!!
Seto: . . . well thats enough torture you aren't going to to anything more to me? Jade said not to torture me
and as you say 'Power to the Fans!'
She said not TOO much. So don't think your punishment is over.
Goten: I have a fan!! ^_^ a FEMALE fan! ^_^ *hugs SeRoRi*
Mirai Trunks: Will I be in this one??
Yeppers!
Mirai Trunks: n.n YAY!!
Yugi: Trunks. . I don't believe thats going to be a good thing. . .
Anzu: Am I gunna be in it? Huh huh huh?
*thinks then grins evilly* Yes, Anzu, you can be in it. . .
Amy Rose: What about me? The wonderful beautiful Amy Rose?
Yeah. . . Sonic will be in it too I guess. . *muttering* maybe a hologram just to trick you. . .
James (from Pokemon): What about me?
*glomps* yes! Now we must get on with the ficcie.
Yugi: *closes eyes and mutters* The Gods hate me. . .the Gods hate me. . .
Mokuba your line!
Mokuba: Jessica-chan would like to thank everyone who reviewed. She also has these to give *gives reviewers
chibitized plushies of all the bishies* She also must say that her and big brother are getting married
tomarrow so she can get money to buy the Anime companies!!
Seto: *scoffs* yeah right like I would wanna marry HER
*glares* this means Dragons, Seto, Dragons. . .
Seto: ??
You'll see
~ ~ ~
The train pulls into the Anime University Train Station and everyone gets out and stretches. Yugi gasped as he
looked around his surroundings. Most of it appeared to be gold and crystal.
"Yugi, Yugi!! Over here!!!" yelled a female voice.
Yugi ran over. It was Anzu! "Hiya!"
"So you are goin--"
She was interupted by Jessica, who was wearing an outfit like Quistis from FF8 and was even wearing her hair
in the same style. "Welcome to Anime University! I am your Headmaster, Lady Jessica. . . " This created an
up roar.
"She looks like shes about 10 or 11!! She can't be the headmaster!!" yelled someone in the crowds.
"I'm 15 dumb butt!! Now listen to me! Since you are here you can't leave!! Until the year is over anyhow. The
male uniforms are sitting on that table over there and the female uniforms are over there." She pointed. The
male uniform was exactly like Yami and Yugi's leather outfits and the females wore an outfit that looked like
SeeD Uniforms. "The girls will stay in those. . "*pointed to some wooden cabins* "Except for a select few who I like."
"Thats biased!!" exclaimed Anzu.
"Oh shut up!! I don't like you!! You get that. . " *points to an outhouse* "and you will wear this at all times!"
She holds up a dirty smelly bed sheet.
"!!"
Jessica clears her throat and continues on. "The males will stay in that hallway." she points to a pretty crystal
hallway. "My room is that tower from which you can see into all the guys' windows."
"Not fair!!! I wanna look through the windows!!" exclaimed Amy Rose.
"Nope, the window is only for me and Ash!! Anyways we have to recognize Pegasus J. Crawford for supplying me
with the money for this beautiful establishment."
Pegasus walks onto the platform wearing a pink short skirt, a white halter top, his hair in curls, and wearing
high heels. Everyone gets frightened. Yugi leaned over and whispered to Yami. "I didn't know he cross dressed."
"I'm sorry you had to see such a thing, Aibou." said Yami and with that he covered Yugi's eyes.
"I am Pegasus J. Crawford. You may remember me as the beautiful sexy (AN: *shudders*)person who ran the
Duelist Kingdom Tournament." Gohan couldn't stand it no more.
"KA ME HA ME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" and with that Pegasus got blasted into oblivion.
". . . thank you Professor Gohan. Now at this moment please put on your uniforms and report to the Gym and I
will tell you of this years classes. And Mokuba, remember you don't have to wear the uniform because I have
something specially made for you. Please report to my office while everyone is changing."
Everyone retreated to his or her rooms and Mokuba walked up to a door that read 'Office of the beautiful, smart,
talented headmistress, Jessica Dezarn.' "This is it I guess." He opened the door to find Jessica holding a
dress like what Princess Adina (Yu-Gi-Oh! Virtual Reality World) wore.
"The cards please, Mokuba."
Mokuba hands her 3 Blue Eyes White Dragon cards. "My candy, sugar and frappichino please?"
"The room that says 'Keep out or die' on it."
Mokuba sweatdrops". . .keep out or die. . .?"
"Its to keep people from eating your candy, sugar and frappichinos. And remember to tell Seto that I want to meet
him in the dueling arena."
"ok." Mokuba then skips off wearing the dress.
~ ~ ~
Jessica headed towards the gym happily, singing 'One Card Short'. She glanced in and saw the most incredible
sight she had ever seen before in her life! A gym full of hot anime guys in leather. (AN: ^_^) She smiled, walked
up on the stage and motioned for every one to be quiet. "Welcome to Anime University! I shall now explain the
courses you will be taking this year. They are as follows, sparring, dueling, stratigy development(AN: mazes,
making Dueling stratigies, puzzles, ect.), swimming (AN: ehe hot guys swimming with no shirt n.n), track,
Egyptian Mythology, video games, art, music, foreign languages, and manga reading."
Goten raised his hand. "Egyptian Mythology sucks."
Jessica raised an eyebrow. "Do you even know what Egyptian Mythology is?"
"No."
"Then shut up."
Inu-Yasha bounced around the room hyperly, completly ignoring Jessica. She glared then got an idea. "Inu-Yasha?"
"Huh?" "SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT YOU SON OF A BITCH, SIT!!!"
"Anyhow, you have free time until 5:00. I sugguest you read the handbook if you havn't already." she anoucced.
"Oh and Goten and Trunks, please meet me in my office."
~ ~ ~
Trunks looked over at Goten curiously. "I wonder why she wants to see us. . "
Goten shrugged. "I dunno. .what if. . .!!"
"O.O"
Goten shook off the thought. "I doubt it. . ." They reached the door. "Well lets go in. Trunks knock."
"?! Why me?"
"Because. . .your older!!"
"So?! You're young--" Trunks started but was interrupted as the door opened revealing Jessica smiling at them.
She waved to them to sit down in some plush chairs and they did so.
"Well, I wanted to know if you guys would like to be the school's security guards."
"AWESOME!! Do we get to kick peoples' asses?" exclaimed Goten.
"Yep! And you get to wear whatever clothes you want to!"
"Joy!" they exclaimed as they ran out to do their new job.
Jessica smiled and walked outside only to hear a girls voice.
"DADDY!!! DADDY!!! YOU LEFT YOUR PORNO AT HOME!!! MOMMY SAW IT TOO!!!"
"?! PAN?!" exclaimed Gohan in surprise.
Jessica clears her throat and takes the magazines. "No porn in this University! Chapter 4,538 Section 55. 'No
pictures, videos, magazines, and or referances to the naked female."
Gohan begins to whine and cry. "NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! MY PORN!!!"
Everyone stares at Gohan. Yugi finds soemthing on the ground. Its a part of the naughty magazine showing a
female private part. "?? Yami, whats this?"
Yami takes the paper and holds back a laugh. "You mean to tell me you don't know what this is?"
Jessica takes the paper and shreads it. "He is only 14. You don't seriously think hes had sex yet do you?"
Yami thinks a minute " errr. . doesn't his school have that sex education or whatever?"
"Well, anyways, our Deputy Headmistress is coming soon so straiten up. Yami off with the shirt."
"?! What?! Why?" exclaims Yami in surprise.
"Because I said so!!"
Yami runs and hides. Jessica glares after him. The sound of clinking is heard from in the hallway and the sound
of someone singing 'Time 2 Duel'. Jessica then looks into the hallway and sees a teenage girl with shoulder length blue hair and
blue eyes and a blue backpack slung over her shoulder. Behind her is her Baby Dragon ,Beybak, who is flicking
his watches like yo-yos against the hall walls. Her Dark Magician , Dargi, follows behind her also.
"Hey! Ash! Over here!! I'll show you our rooms! We got the best room there is, even though we have to share!
We can see through the guy's windows from there! Perfectly!"
~ ~ ~
Well thats my story and I'm sticking to it!
Yugi: . . you're insane. . .
Why yes, yes, I am. Thanks for noticing.
Seto: YOU TOOK MY CARDS AND MADE MY LITTLE BROTHER DRESS UP AS A GIRL?!?!
Well you gave me the girl idea. . .ya know with that virtual game you made. . .Adina has a striking resemblance
to Mokuba...
Trunks: I'm a security guard n.n
Gohan: I do NOT have porn!!
Yes you do!! I went to your house the other day and I saw Pan stinging your porn all over the house.
Gohan: !! THATS DAD'S NOT MINE!!!!
Goku: *looks up from his Playboy magazine* hmm? I don't look at Porno.
Chichi: *wacks Goku in the head* WHAT?! IS MY NAKED BODY NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
Everyone: O.O
Goku: No no, Chichi, its not that. . its practice! Practice chichi!!
Mokuba: anyways. . Please review. . . *runs away from the insane people*
By: Jessica G. Dezarn
Chapter 2~ The Torture Begins
Seto: You SERIOUSLY aren't gunna make us wear leather are you?
Tanzina&Mikana wants it! Shes a gunna get it!! Power to the Fans!!
Seto: . . . well thats enough torture you aren't going to to anything more to me? Jade said not to torture me
and as you say 'Power to the Fans!'
She said not TOO much. So don't think your punishment is over.
Goten: I have a fan!! ^_^ a FEMALE fan! ^_^ *hugs SeRoRi*
Mirai Trunks: Will I be in this one??
Yeppers!
Mirai Trunks: n.n YAY!!
Yugi: Trunks. . I don't believe thats going to be a good thing. . .
Anzu: Am I gunna be in it? Huh huh huh?
*thinks then grins evilly* Yes, Anzu, you can be in it. . .
Amy Rose: What about me? The wonderful beautiful Amy Rose?
Yeah. . . Sonic will be in it too I guess. . *muttering* maybe a hologram just to trick you. . .
James (from Pokemon): What about me?
*glomps* yes! Now we must get on with the ficcie.
Yugi: *closes eyes and mutters* The Gods hate me. . .the Gods hate me. . .
Mokuba your line!
Mokuba: Jessica-chan would like to thank everyone who reviewed. She also has these to give *gives reviewers
chibitized plushies of all the bishies* She also must say that her and big brother are getting married
tomarrow so she can get money to buy the Anime companies!!
Seto: *scoffs* yeah right like I would wanna marry HER
*glares* this means Dragons, Seto, Dragons. . .
Seto: ??
You'll see
~ ~ ~
The train pulls into the Anime University Train Station and everyone gets out and stretches. Yugi gasped as he
looked around his surroundings. Most of it appeared to be gold and crystal.
"Yugi, Yugi!! Over here!!!" yelled a female voice.
Yugi ran over. It was Anzu! "Hiya!"
"So you are goin--"
She was interupted by Jessica, who was wearing an outfit like Quistis from FF8 and was even wearing her hair
in the same style. "Welcome to Anime University! I am your Headmaster, Lady Jessica. . . " This created an
up roar.
"She looks like shes about 10 or 11!! She can't be the headmaster!!" yelled someone in the crowds.
"I'm 15 dumb butt!! Now listen to me! Since you are here you can't leave!! Until the year is over anyhow. The
male uniforms are sitting on that table over there and the female uniforms are over there." She pointed. The
male uniform was exactly like Yami and Yugi's leather outfits and the females wore an outfit that looked like
SeeD Uniforms. "The girls will stay in those. . "*pointed to some wooden cabins* "Except for a select few who I like."
"Thats biased!!" exclaimed Anzu.
"Oh shut up!! I don't like you!! You get that. . " *points to an outhouse* "and you will wear this at all times!"
She holds up a dirty smelly bed sheet.
"!!"
Jessica clears her throat and continues on. "The males will stay in that hallway." she points to a pretty crystal
hallway. "My room is that tower from which you can see into all the guys' windows."
"Not fair!!! I wanna look through the windows!!" exclaimed Amy Rose.
"Nope, the window is only for me and Ash!! Anyways we have to recognize Pegasus J. Crawford for supplying me
with the money for this beautiful establishment."
Pegasus walks onto the platform wearing a pink short skirt, a white halter top, his hair in curls, and wearing
high heels. Everyone gets frightened. Yugi leaned over and whispered to Yami. "I didn't know he cross dressed."
"I'm sorry you had to see such a thing, Aibou." said Yami and with that he covered Yugi's eyes.
"I am Pegasus J. Crawford. You may remember me as the beautiful sexy (AN: *shudders*)person who ran the
Duelist Kingdom Tournament." Gohan couldn't stand it no more.
"KA ME HA ME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" and with that Pegasus got blasted into oblivion.
". . . thank you Professor Gohan. Now at this moment please put on your uniforms and report to the Gym and I
will tell you of this years classes. And Mokuba, remember you don't have to wear the uniform because I have
something specially made for you. Please report to my office while everyone is changing."
Everyone retreated to his or her rooms and Mokuba walked up to a door that read 'Office of the beautiful, smart,
talented headmistress, Jessica Dezarn.' "This is it I guess." He opened the door to find Jessica holding a
dress like what Princess Adina (Yu-Gi-Oh! Virtual Reality World) wore.
"The cards please, Mokuba."
Mokuba hands her 3 Blue Eyes White Dragon cards. "My candy, sugar and frappichino please?"
"The room that says 'Keep out or die' on it."
Mokuba sweatdrops". . .keep out or die. . .?"
"Its to keep people from eating your candy, sugar and frappichinos. And remember to tell Seto that I want to meet
him in the dueling arena."
"ok." Mokuba then skips off wearing the dress.
~ ~ ~
Jessica headed towards the gym happily, singing 'One Card Short'. She glanced in and saw the most incredible
sight she had ever seen before in her life! A gym full of hot anime guys in leather. (AN: ^_^) She smiled, walked
up on the stage and motioned for every one to be quiet. "Welcome to Anime University! I shall now explain the
courses you will be taking this year. They are as follows, sparring, dueling, stratigy development(AN: mazes,
making Dueling stratigies, puzzles, ect.), swimming (AN: ehe hot guys swimming with no shirt n.n), track,
Egyptian Mythology, video games, art, music, foreign languages, and manga reading."
Goten raised his hand. "Egyptian Mythology sucks."
Jessica raised an eyebrow. "Do you even know what Egyptian Mythology is?"
"No."
"Then shut up."
Inu-Yasha bounced around the room hyperly, completly ignoring Jessica. She glared then got an idea. "Inu-Yasha?"
"Huh?" "SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT YOU SON OF A BITCH, SIT!!!"
"Anyhow, you have free time until 5:00. I sugguest you read the handbook if you havn't already." she anoucced.
"Oh and Goten and Trunks, please meet me in my office."
~ ~ ~
Trunks looked over at Goten curiously. "I wonder why she wants to see us. . "
Goten shrugged. "I dunno. .what if. . .!!"
"O.O"
Goten shook off the thought. "I doubt it. . ." They reached the door. "Well lets go in. Trunks knock."
"?! Why me?"
"Because. . .your older!!"
"So?! You're young--" Trunks started but was interrupted as the door opened revealing Jessica smiling at them.
She waved to them to sit down in some plush chairs and they did so.
"Well, I wanted to know if you guys would like to be the school's security guards."
"AWESOME!! Do we get to kick peoples' asses?" exclaimed Goten.
"Yep! And you get to wear whatever clothes you want to!"
"Joy!" they exclaimed as they ran out to do their new job.
Jessica smiled and walked outside only to hear a girls voice.
"DADDY!!! DADDY!!! YOU LEFT YOUR PORNO AT HOME!!! MOMMY SAW IT TOO!!!"
"?! PAN?!" exclaimed Gohan in surprise.
Jessica clears her throat and takes the magazines. "No porn in this University! Chapter 4,538 Section 55. 'No
pictures, videos, magazines, and or referances to the naked female."
Gohan begins to whine and cry. "NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! MY PORN!!!"
Everyone stares at Gohan. Yugi finds soemthing on the ground. Its a part of the naughty magazine showing a
female private part. "?? Yami, whats this?"
Yami takes the paper and holds back a laugh. "You mean to tell me you don't know what this is?"
Jessica takes the paper and shreads it. "He is only 14. You don't seriously think hes had sex yet do you?"
Yami thinks a minute " errr. . doesn't his school have that sex education or whatever?"
"Well, anyways, our Deputy Headmistress is coming soon so straiten up. Yami off with the shirt."
"?! What?! Why?" exclaims Yami in surprise.
"Because I said so!!"
Yami runs and hides. Jessica glares after him. The sound of clinking is heard from in the hallway and the sound
of someone singing 'Time 2 Duel'. Jessica then looks into the hallway and sees a teenage girl with shoulder length blue hair and
blue eyes and a blue backpack slung over her shoulder. Behind her is her Baby Dragon ,Beybak, who is flicking
his watches like yo-yos against the hall walls. Her Dark Magician , Dargi, follows behind her also.
"Hey! Ash! Over here!! I'll show you our rooms! We got the best room there is, even though we have to share!
We can see through the guy's windows from there! Perfectly!"
~ ~ ~
Well thats my story and I'm sticking to it!
Yugi: . . you're insane. . .
Why yes, yes, I am. Thanks for noticing.
Seto: YOU TOOK MY CARDS AND MADE MY LITTLE BROTHER DRESS UP AS A GIRL?!?!
Well you gave me the girl idea. . .ya know with that virtual game you made. . .Adina has a striking resemblance
to Mokuba...
Trunks: I'm a security guard n.n
Gohan: I do NOT have porn!!
Yes you do!! I went to your house the other day and I saw Pan stinging your porn all over the house.
Gohan: !! THATS DAD'S NOT MINE!!!!
Goku: *looks up from his Playboy magazine* hmm? I don't look at Porno.
Chichi: *wacks Goku in the head* WHAT?! IS MY NAKED BODY NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
Everyone: O.O
Goku: No no, Chichi, its not that. . its practice! Practice chichi!!
Mokuba: anyways. . Please review. . . *runs away from the insane people*