Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Things you shouldnt hear! ❯ Things you shouldnt here ( Chapter 1 )

 

 

 

 

 

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING !!!! Not even the computer im typeing on ;_;. anyways enjoy!! ^_^. oh yeah by the way be nice this is my first fic kay.

 

 

 

 

THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER HEAR !!!!!

 

 

Denda:(playing a videogame)GODDAMNIT!! I DIED!

 

 

Piccolo:ah! Fuck water ! Gohan go to the gastation an get me a fucking slushie!!!!!

 

 

Goku:(singing) I beleave i can fly. I beleave i can touch the sky.(stops singing)oh wait how does the rest go ?

 

Nappa:(singing) Mster clean.Mister clean.

 

 

Vegeta:OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KURIRIN!!!

Goku: YOU BASTERD!!!

 

Vegeta:(is in a dark room in huged someone)hey bulma you been a bad girl.

Trunks:dad it's me!

Vegeta:Go to your room.

(A/N:not that way ya freaks)

 

Tea: SCREW YOU GUYS IM GOING HOME AN IM GOING TO EAT CHEESY POOFS!

 

Joey:(singing in front of the mirrir with his hands in the air with out a shirt)My milkshakes bring all the boy to the yard and there like its better than your

Seto: (walks in)MUTT WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!!

Joey:What do you think!I shaking my ass its a free country!

(Seto watches him as his panst start to get tighter)

 

Yugi:(Screaming) HEY SETO HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THAT STICK UP YOUR ASS!!!!

 

 

Tea:(Thinking)I wonder how many stabs it would take for them to die. The last guy only took 10 but i stabed him in his heart.

Yugi:Whatcha thinking about?

Tea:OH um ah friendship

 

Piccolo: Screw this im opening on a bikini shop.

 

Honda:(Runing around with sissors)I will get that pointy thing on my head.

 

Yami:(To Tea) Your my ho bitch!

 

 

Vegeta:(TO Bulma) You go girl(snaps fingers)mhha

 

Goku:(Singing)I hate you ! You hate me! Lets go out and kill barny!With a k47 and run him up a tree! No more barny for you and me!

Vegeta:Goku killing is wrong!you know that!^_^

Goku:>_< Damnit vegeta you do you have to be such a pussy all the time!!!

 

Giru:Bite my shine metel ass.ok Pan! giru giru giru

 

Pan:Trunks im leaveing you for Vegeta.

Trunks:MY DAD

Pan: Yes he is much more of a man you'll ever be.

(A/N aint that the truth)

 

(Bakura go's up and depants seto)

Seto:WHAT THE HELL

Bakura: OH MY GOD HE'S WEARING A PINK THONG!!!
Joey:And its riding up his ass!!! Know wonder he's pissed off all the time!!

 

Mokuba:SETO PET THE KITTY!

Seto: I dont want to pet the friggin kitty! Ask me agian i'll shoot him.

Mokuba:o.o

Seto: ah hell why not(pulls out a pistole)

Mokuba: o.o

kitty:O.O

 

Vegta: HE WAS A SK8TER BOY SHE SAID SEE YA LATER BOY

 

Seto: Dude wheres my car?

Joey: i dont know dude.I dont know

 

Seto: damnit the duel is a draw agian

Joey:Seto we should settul this like real men.

Seto: And how do we.

Joey: Beer chuging contest

Seto:IM IN ! AND I'LL PAY FOR THE BEER!

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SOOOOOOOOOOO whatcha think. did i suck please. R&R