Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Breaking the Anime Line Between Them ❯ Chapter 1

Title: Breaking the Anime Line Between Them

Author: Suta-Chan

Summary: The Yu Yu Hakusho meets Dragon Ball Gt and it’s hell! All they do is argue back and forth as seen in the screwed up outtakes because someone couldn’t get their script right!

Suta-Chan: There separate animes ding bat!

(Eyes director evilly)

Director: Sorry! I’ll fix it right away miss. ^^;

Suta-Chan: While he’s fixing enjoy these rare outtake moments as they’re together. Please Review to! ^-^

----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------

Goku: Who said you had the better spirit energy attack? My spirit bomb could knock away your spirit gun with one shot!

Yusuke: Who said I was going to use my spirit gun?

Goku: What do you mean?

(Yusuke prepares for the attack Genkai taught him)

Yusuke: SPIRIT WAVE BLAST!!!

(The spirit wave charges at Goku but it’s blocked with one hand.)

Goku: Oh wow that was so impressive that it almost sent my bunny slippers running for cover.

(Yusuke dropped laughing)

Goku: What’s so funny?

Yusuke: Look at your arm!

(Goku looks down realizing he has no arm and the dominate one at that)

Goku: My arm! My arm! It hurts!!

(Runs off stage crying)

Yusuke: Who’s the man?

---------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------

Outtake 2

Hiei: I hate you, you screwed up looking anime drawing.

Vegeta: How can you hate me? I mean look at you, your even shorter than I am.

Hiei: I don’t care about height I just know I could whip you with both my arms tied behind my back.

Vegeta: How can you be so sure about that you pesky little fire rodent?

Hiei: Look at your self in the mirror over there.

(Hiei points to the sets mirror and Vegeta walks over calmly until…)

Vegeta: WHERE DID MY LEGS GO?

(Hiei holds them up)

Hiei: And I did that with my foot.

Vegeta: But how?

Hiei: A magician never reveals his secrets.

Director: Cut! Hiei since when are you a magician?

Hiei: Oh you mean this isn’t Yu-Gi-Oh? Well, then. Here you go Vegeta.

(Hiei tosses Vegeta’s legs back to him.)

Vegeta: But how do I put them back on?

Hiei: I’m not a magician remember.

----------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------

Outtake 3

King Kai: I’m the most powerful Kai around. I love to smell the roses and I have a talent for knowing when trouble is coming about.

(All of a sudden a blast is headed straight for King Kai and he is sent flying into outer outer space where ever that may be)

Genkai: I thought he said he could predict trouble. Oh well.

(Walks off whistling *I’m the better Kai Yes I am…*) *To the tune *If Your Happy and You Know It*)

---------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------

Outtake 4

King Yama: Who the hell are you?

King Enma: Why I am the King of Reikai. (spiritual world)

King Yama: No I’m the King of Reikai.

King Enma: To Hell you ain’t.

King Yama: Wanna bet you son of a bitch.

King Enma: Bring it mother fucker.

(The gang turns to look at the two)

Yusuke to Goku: They should be called the King’s of Makai. (hell)

King Yama: $@!*%^*&U)(&%^%*&%*&**^%&^$$ ^^

King Enma: ^&$%&^%*&(*$##%$^&*(I(&%^%$**^$&&*

Kurama: This is getting to ugly for me. They’re speaking words not even I understand in that language.

(Everyone one walks off set)

---------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------

Kuwabara: So why do they call you cell?

Cell: Because you idiot haven’t you figured it out yet?

Kuwabara: Not exactly.

Cell: Allow me to show you then.

Kuwabara: Oh goody a demonstration.

(Cell absorbs Kuwabara into his body)

Cell: Now you see why I’m called cell. I use your powers as my own! Hahaha…

Kuwabara: Umm…excuse me but it’s dark down here can you turn on some lights?

Cell: Yeah sure.

(Kuwabara still hasn’t caught on and Cell just realized he absorbed some sucky power.)

Cell: This is most horrid.

------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------

Outtake 5

Kurama: Hey your hair looks like mine except yours is black!

Yamacha: I know isn’t it cool?

Kurama: Sure is. Maybe I should dye my hair black.

(Kurama dyes his hair black like Yamacha)

Kurama: What do you think?

Yamacha: Looks great.

Yusuke: Only Kurama would make friends with an enemy.

(Holds head in disbelief.)

Hiei: Yikes! What did Kurama do to his hair?

Yusuke: I should I know? I think he’s going to a funeral.

Hiei: Oh.

(Everyone is silent)

------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------

Outtake 6:

(Everyone starts singing the Shaman King theme song (Oversoul).)

Director: This is DBGT meets YYH! What the heck do you think your singing.

Yusuke and Goku: Oh you didn’t hear.

Everyone: WE QUITE!!!

Director: But who am I going to do these test runs over?

Hiei: Try yourself.

(Everyone walks out off the building while the director tries to play ever character himself.)

Suta-Chan: Now will you change the scripts to the way they were meant to be? None of these crossover things!

Director: Uh-huh. You win. I’ll change them right way. (is all tired out)

Suta-Chan: And that’s how DBGT and YYH got there own separate shows. Owari! =^-^=