Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ "Lady Fighter" as Told by Son Gohan ❯ Chapter 1

Can you believe this is the first ever fic I did? Hence the weird formatting.

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ and I never will, but I sure wish I did.*hugs Future Trunks*

"Lady Fighter" As Told by Son Gohan

(with apologies to Dire Straits^_^)

Lady fighter on the TV

Beat the tar out of her opponents

Reminded me of you

But maybe it was just her hair

Lady fighter on the TV

But she had another quality

The way you used to spar

And I know you're stronger by far

Just the way that she smashed up everybody's head

But I'd rather spar with you instead

You and me, we knock `em dead

Lady fighter on the TV

She beat up 11 different guys

Six of `em broke a leg

And that was just elimination rounds!

Just the way that she smashed up everybody's head

But I'd rather spar with you instead

You and me, we knock `em dead

All the guys who went up against her will need a

Wheelchair ramp

I think they should go on and give her the title

"World Champ"

Lady fighter on the TV(lady fighter)

She knew all about her basic forms

Her sensei was so proud

But hey, can you blame the guy?

Lady fighter on the TV(lady fighter)

Lady fighter on the TV(lady fighter)

Lady fighter on the TV...