Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ "Parents Just Don't Understand" ❯ "Parents Just Don't Understand" ( One-Shot )

A/N: I would like to dedicate this songfic to Super_JM who has been the greatest friend that anyone could ask for.

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ nor do I own "Parents Just Don't Understand" By: Lil'' Romeo, Nick Cannon and 3LW, or "Fat Lip" By: Sum 41

~*~Pan's Point of View~*~

My mom, dad and I, had just arrived at Rhoshi's Kame house for a big party he was holding. I looked around the small island trying to find my buds, when I spotted Bra, Marron, Trunks and Goten, all behind a large palm tree. They looked to be scheming something, well at least Trunks; I could see it his face. That smirk of his gave away everything.

I snuck up behind them and listened to their conversation.

Goten was holding a notebook and was scanning over it. "Oh man!" He said laughing "I can't wait to see the looks on their faces when we sing this."

Bra giggled and looked over Goten's shoulder at the notebook. "All we have to do is wait for Pan to show up."

"BOO!" I yelled jumping out from behind the big palm.

They all jumped about 2 feet in the air; Goten and Trunks jumped 5.

"Ha ha, got cha," I laughed as I held my ribs that ached with laughter pain.

"Real, real funny, Pan-Chan," said Trunks grumbling.

"That's beside the point!" said a hyper active Marron. 'Who gave her sugar?' I thought to myself. Marron continued, "We have a super duper plan that'll send everyone into hysterics!"

"What it is it?" I asked.

"We all wrote this song," said Goten handing me the notebook. "We're going to sing it when Bulma brings out the Karaoke machine!"

I looked over the notebook. They were right! This song was hilarious! I went into another fit of laughter.

"So are you in?" asked Bra as she watched me roll on the ground.

"You bet I am!" I said getting up from the ground.

"Uhh, Panny-Chan," said Trunks looking at me. "You have a beetle in your hair."

"EWWWWWWWWW! GET IT OUT!" I screamed running around in circles.

"There!" said Trunks as he managed to retrieve the insect from my hair. "Let's get going. I bet my mom just put out the Karaoke machine, by the sound of it."

Sure enough, you could hear my Grandpa Satan and Buu singing, being the hopeless dopes they are. It sounded horrible! They were singing Fat Lip by Sum 41, except it sounded more like opera to me.

"Storming through the party like my name was

El Nino

When I'm hangin' out drinking in the back of

an El Camino

As a kid, was a skid, and no one knew me by

name

Trashed my own house party 'cause nobody

came"

"Well, I know I'm not the one you thought you

knew back in high school

Never going, never showing up when we had

to

Is it attention that we crave, don't tell us to

behave

I'm sick of always hearing act your age"

"Make them stop!" squealed Goten covering his ears.

After the horrifying chorus, we headed over to the Karaoke machine, took our places, and Goten and Trunks started off the song.

Goten, and Trunks:

You know, parents are all the same

No matter time or place

They don't understand us kids

They gonna' make some mistakes

So to you all the kids across the

land, there's no need to argue

Parents just don't understand

Chorus with Goten, Trunks, Bra, Pan and Marron:

Nah, Nah

(C'mon)

They don't understand

(Nah, uh, they don't understand)

They ain't gonna get it

No, no if you feel

me?

Okay

I watched everyone's reaction, everyone's parents, as far as I could see, were having trouble keeping their eyes a normal size. Except for Vegeta, that is. He walked off, most likely to train and he muttered something about how "Kakarot is starting to rub off on them." I shrugged and turned back to Bra who started to sing her part.

Bra:

I remember one

year

My mom took me

school shopping

It was me, my

brother, my mom

and my pop

And my little sister

all hopped in the car

And headed down-

town to the gallery

mall

Marron:

My mom started

buggin' with the

clothes the chose

I didn't say nothin'

at first; I just turned

my nose

She said 'What's wrong? This shirt

cost fifty dollars.'

I said this is whack and it's not

worth a dollar

'Oh Jeez' I thought to myself. 'Time for me to sing.' I took the microphone from Marron and I sung:

Pan:

The next half-hour was the same

old thing

My mom buying me clothes from

1993

Then she lost the money; It's an

alternate

I asked her for assessment and she

bought me skiffs

Bra, Marron and Pan:

I said mom, whatcha doin'?

You'll ruin my rep

She said, 'You're only a kid.

You don't have a rep yet.'

So to all the kids across the

land

There's no need to argue

Parent just don't understand

'Well, that wasn't so hard.' I thought as I scanned over the Z crew once again. Their eyes still resembled dinner plates. I sighed heavily, 'Only the chorus, and then I get a break for a while.'

Chorus with Goten, Trunks, Bra, Pan and Marron:

Nah, Nah

(C'mon)

They don't understand

(Nah, uh, they don't understand)

They ain't gonna get it

No, no if you feel

me?

Okay

Nah, Nah

(C'mon)

They don't understand

(Nah, uh, they don't understand)

They ain't gonna get it

No, no if you feel

me?

Okay

Goten:

Holla, all you kids from across the

land

Trunks:

Uh, underdig the situation

Mom's out bounced out for a week's

vacation

And she left the keys to the five

double-o

Would she mind?

Well, how she gonna know?

Goten:

I'll just give the bends a little spin

See what it looks like with 20-inch

rims

Then I'll be the man in my

neighborhood

Well, maybe I shouldn't

Yeah, of course I should

'Hey they don't sound bad at all,' I thought happily. 'I just hope that I sound that good when I sing.'

Trunks:

You payin' attention

'Cause the plot gets hot

Yo, I pulled the whip up to the end

of the block

That's when I saw this dime piece

staring at my grill

My diamond rings blaring from the

steering wheel

Goten:

Then she tryin' to pretend like she

ain't notice Nick

So I blow a kiss like I know this

chick

Bra:

'Um, was that for me?'

Goten:

'Yeah, you know it hun.' Come take a ride with

the young Billy Dee Williams

Marron:

How do I know you're not sick?

You could be some kind of lunatic

Trunks:

Aw, c'mon sugar, it's Nick from

Nick

Besides would a lunatic push a

whip like this?

'This is getting fun!' I thought once more. 'I'll savor this moment forever...Oops! I forgot! My part's right after Bra and Goten, I better get ready!'

Bra:

I agreed and we were on our way

He was lookin' real good and

so was I, I must say, 'Whose car

is this?' I'm a little curious

Goten:

So I smashed on the gas fast and

furious

Pan:

Wasn't impressed with the way he

burned rubber The car phone rang

Trunks:

'Yo, who is it?' 'Your mother'

On the phone? Wild!

Goten:

And the way my mom sounded, there

was no way to avoid being grounded

Trunks:

I can't believe it, I just made a mistake.

'Whew!' I wiped sweat from my face. 'Almost over!'

Goten, Trunks, Bra, Pan and Marron:

Well, parents are the same

no matter time or place

So to all you kids from across the

land, take it from us, parents just

don't understand

Amazingly everyone went into applause. "Hey, where's the laughter?" I asked Marron in confusion.

Marron just shrugged her shoulders and gave me a skeptical look. Everyone one else had a face that matched.

Goku hooted, cheered and yelled out "Way to go you guys, that was great!"

We walked off the stage in gloominess. Our plan failed, they didn't even get that we were singing about THEM, it wasn't just a Karaoke song. We WERE trying to get back at them for being so non-understanding. God, and I thought Goten, was hard headed! Sheesh! Well, that officially ends this day of happiness for me. I curled up on the couch in the Kame house's living room, and said my version of the bedtime saying to my friends. "Good Night, sleep tight, don't touch me unless you want to fight." With that I quickly went to sleep, where I dreamed of the way we wanted this day to end.

A/N: Whew! All done! World record of 2 and a half-hours! Please tell me what you think, and leave me a review! Thanx!