Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ 94 Things not to do or say to Vegeta ❯ Chapter 1
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By: fates_winter_rose 
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 12.07.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 551 | Visits: 1.4K | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 12.07.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 551 | Visits: 1.4K | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I don't own this show.
2. Touch him
3. Look at him
4. Then laugh over the food in his mustach
5. Start a food fight then hit him
6. With cherrys
7. Tickle him
8. Depants him
9. Sing a song about him
10. Make it the barbie song!
11. Then RUN!!
12. Tell him he looks old
13. Kidnap his kids
14. Take Bulma
15. Sit on him
16. Tell him he's ugly
17. Put glue in his shoes
18. Then run fast
19. Call him a whimp
20. Say he has no brains ((Even though that might be a bit true))
21. Say he needs to stop nameing his kids after cloths ((Bra Trunks who names their kid that??))
22. Dye his hair
23. Pink
24. No no yellow sunny yellow
25. No no no lavander
26. "Wash his cloths" But really dye them
27. Pink
28. No no yellow
29. No no no purple
30. Tell him Bra is having a baby
31. With Goten
32. Tell him Trunks is gay
33. With Goten
34. Tell him Bulma left him for Goku
35. Put the barbie song on
36. Then make him dance to it
37. Try to get him to dance with Goku
38. Put sleeping powder in his drink
39. Put itching powder in his bed
40. Shave his head
41. Say Goku is stronger then him
42. Much stronger
43. Tell him he gets a free boob job
44. Get him a skirt
45. Tell him Goku is pregnant
46. With his kid47. Burn his cloths
48. Cut of his pubs
49. Bring Micheal Jackson to his party
50. Then get them a room
51. Tell him he has no penis
52. Bring him to a gay strip club
53. Give him his own pole
54. Put the babrie song on
55. Make him strip to it
56. Then run like hell
57. Tell him Bulma left him for Goten
58. Fall to floor laughing
59. Then run for life!!!
60. Tell him Trunks is a manwhore
61. Then run!!!
62. Tell him he has AIDS
63. Tell him Trunks has AIDS
64. I think it would be a good idea to go into hiding now
65. Tell him Trunks and Bra are having a kid
67. Named Panty!
68. The twin is Thong
69. Well your fucked now
70. Turn him into a woman..
71. Boobs and alll
72. Die his dick
73. Yellow
74. No sunny yellow
75. No no blue
76. Baby blue
77. Purple
78. Girly purple
79. We will all miss you
80. Wax his legs
81. Wax his arm pits
82. Tie him to chair
83. The make him watch kiddie shows
84. Like Barney
85. And the wiggles
86. Also Teletubbies
87. Die of laughter before he kills you
88. Prank call him
89. Stuff pudding in his ear
90. Tell him that you wrote all that stuff ^^
91. Look at him wrong
92. Give him a little teddy bear
93. That talks and says "I love you fuck me!"
94. Play a tape while he sleeps that keeps saying Touch me Im happy
94 Things not to do or say to Vegeta
1. Pull his hair2. Touch him
3. Look at him
4. Then laugh over the food in his mustach
5. Start a food fight then hit him
6. With cherrys
7. Tickle him
8. Depants him
9. Sing a song about him
10. Make it the barbie song!
11. Then RUN!!
12. Tell him he looks old
13. Kidnap his kids
14. Take Bulma
15. Sit on him
16. Tell him he's ugly
17. Put glue in his shoes
18. Then run fast
19. Call him a whimp
20. Say he has no brains ((Even though that might be a bit true))
21. Say he needs to stop nameing his kids after cloths ((Bra Trunks who names their kid that??))
22. Dye his hair
23. Pink
24. No no yellow sunny yellow
25. No no no lavander
26. "Wash his cloths" But really dye them
27. Pink
28. No no yellow
29. No no no purple
30. Tell him Bra is having a baby
31. With Goten
32. Tell him Trunks is gay
33. With Goten
34. Tell him Bulma left him for Goku
35. Put the barbie song on
36. Then make him dance to it
37. Try to get him to dance with Goku
38. Put sleeping powder in his drink
39. Put itching powder in his bed
40. Shave his head
41. Say Goku is stronger then him
42. Much stronger
43. Tell him he gets a free boob job
44. Get him a skirt
45. Tell him Goku is pregnant
46. With his kid47. Burn his cloths
48. Cut of his pubs
49. Bring Micheal Jackson to his party
50. Then get them a room
51. Tell him he has no penis
52. Bring him to a gay strip club
53. Give him his own pole
54. Put the babrie song on
55. Make him strip to it
56. Then run like hell
57. Tell him Bulma left him for Goten
58. Fall to floor laughing
59. Then run for life!!!
60. Tell him Trunks is a manwhore
61. Then run!!!
62. Tell him he has AIDS
63. Tell him Trunks has AIDS
64. I think it would be a good idea to go into hiding now
65. Tell him Trunks and Bra are having a kid
67. Named Panty!
68. The twin is Thong
69. Well your fucked now
70. Turn him into a woman..
71. Boobs and alll
72. Die his dick
73. Yellow
74. No sunny yellow
75. No no blue
76. Baby blue
77. Purple
78. Girly purple
79. We will all miss you
80. Wax his legs
81. Wax his arm pits
82. Tie him to chair
83. The make him watch kiddie shows
84. Like Barney
85. And the wiggles
86. Also Teletubbies
87. Die of laughter before he kills you
88. Prank call him
89. Stuff pudding in his ear
90. Tell him that you wrote all that stuff ^^
91. Look at him wrong
92. Give him a little teddy bear
93. That talks and says "I love you fuck me!"
94. Play a tape while he sleeps that keeps saying Touch me Im happy