Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ A Day Off ❯ A Day Off ( One-Shot )

A Day Off

*Z fighters and Kaser walk into Kame House and collapse on the couch*

Krillin: Woa, that was one tough workout, right guys?

Yamcha: You said it!

Vegeta: *glares at them from the doorway* You call that a workout? I barely broke a sweat…Isn't that right Namek?

Piccolo: *floating behind the couch, meditating* …

Goku: Come on Vegeta, why don't you relax a little?

Krillin: Yeah! Take a break for once!

Vegeta: Hmph.

Kaser: Good advice. *Turns, stretches. Relaxes across Gohan, Trunks, and Yamcha. Smiles at Gohan* Hi.

Gohan: *sweatdrop*

Kaser: *sits up again* What?

Vegeta: Quit embarrassing everyone.

Kaser: At least I know how to relax.

Vegeta: …

Kaser: You, on the other hand, couldn't relax if your life depended on it.

Vegeta: Is that a challenge!?

Kaser: You bet.

Vegeta: I accept!

Kaser: Then prove me wrong.

Vegeta: *takes a step towards her, fists raised then stops* And just how do you expect me to do this?!

Kaser: Remember that pink shirt? That's a good place to start.

Vegeta: A Saiyan prince does not wear pink!

Kaser: I knew you couldn't handle it.

Vegeta: Fine! *goes into room to get shirt and change*

*Z fighters look, stunned, at Kaser*

Kaser: What?!

Gohan: How'd you do that?

Kaser: Simple, I played to his weakness and now he's all mine.

Krillin: What do you plan to do?

Kaser: I'm gonna play a game called Big Brain vs. Big Hair. *places hands behind head, puts feet on coffee table, and slides back in seat*

Vegeta: *returns wearing pink shirt, stands in doorway* There, I win.

Kaser: Ha! You call that relaxed?!

Vegeta: You said wear pink and I am!

Kaser: Big whoop, you're still crossing your arms…

Vegeta: *drops arms*

Kaser: You're still glaring at me…

Vegeta: *no change*

Kaser: *sighs* You're not smiling…

Vegeta: I only smile when I kill someone.

Kaser: You didn't smile at your wedding?

Vegeta: Why would I smile then, it was the worst day of my life!

Trunks: !

Kaser: *pats Trunks on back* It's okay, he didn't mean it.

Trunks: *smiles*

Kaser: Er…um…how about your honeymoon?

*all (not Vegeta) give Kaser a shocked look*

Vegeta: *does evil 'I'm going to kill you now' smile*

Kaser: That's a little better…I guess.

Vegeta: I told you I could relax.

Kaser: No, you said 'I accept'. Besides, you haven't relaxed yet, you're still standing.

Vegeta: There's no more room on the couch, where do you expect me to sit?

Kaser: *evil grin* Well…you could try sitting on the floor in front of the couch.

Vegeta: How do you expect me to do that, there's a table there!

Kaser: Oh yeah…oh well, easily fixed! *places both feet under the table, kicks up. Table goes flying over couch at Piccolo*

Piccolo: *shoots table*

Kaser: Oops…hey Master Roshi! Where'd you get your coffee table?!

M. Roshi: In Bermuda, won't find one like that any more though! Why?!

Kaser: Er…no reason!

Vegeta: Coward.

Kaser: What?!

Vegeta: You're afraid of an old man!

Kaser: That 'old man' is dangerous when he's mad!

Vegeta: Sure

Kaser: *pulls picture book from hammerspace [1][2]* Come here and I'll show you!

Vegeta: *walks over, looks at picture of extremely buffed up Master Roshi*

Krillin: You have pictures?!

Kaser: I'm the picture guru [3], of course I have pictures!

Krillin: Let's see 'em!

*Z fighters gather around to see pictures*

Kaser: Here's some of Gohan…Trunks…Here's some of Goku…Vegeta…

Vegeta: Why do you have a picture of me in Oozaru [4] form?!

Kaser: No reason…for posterity I guess…you big ape.

Vegeta: What?!

Kaser: You're not relaxing? Hey, group pics! Hey, there's my pic of naughty Krillin getting kissed by 18!

All: What?!

Krillin: Hehe…where'd you get that?

Kaser: Let's just say I got it.

Gohan: Hey, that's from my parents' wedding!

Kaser: Yep, Chi-Chi said she didn't mind if I took a copy. Oh here's my personal fav, Vegeta and Bulma in liplock after their wedding…SC [5] doesn't like it much, wonder why?

Vegeta: What?! Where'd you get that picture?!

Kaser: Like I said to Krillin, I got it.

Vegeta: Give it to me!

Kaser: No way, finders keepers!

Vegeta: I said hand it over!

Kaser: Not relaaaaaaxing. Aw, there's Piccolo's dad, Piccolo!

Piccolo: What?!

Kaser: Yep! Hey, there's Krillin in a Piccolo suit!

Piccolo/ Krillin: What?!

Kaser: Looks good on you.

Yamcha: Hey, where are the rest of the pictures of me?

Kaser: Let's face it cutie, you're just not photogenic.

Yamcha: Hey, is that Bulma?

Kaser: Yep

Yamcha: She looks hot!

Vegeta: That's my wife!

Kaser: See Trunks, he does care!

Gohan: That's my mom!

Goku: She doesn't look very happy in that picture.

Kaser: No…she doesn't does she?

Gohan: Hey, that one's of Grandpa!

Kaser: Yep. Then there's snapshots of Shenlong and Parunga.

Goku: Yajerobe!

Kaser: Sure is…oh, here's the androids! Hey Krillin, isn't 18 pretty?

Krillin: *Daydreaming* Yeah.

*all eye Krillin suspiciously*

Kaser: And that's the end! *throws album back into hammerspace* Now how about a good old episode of Outlaw Star?

Yamcha: Yeah, maybe Suzuka will lose her sash again.

Kaser: *hits Yamcha on head* Okay…hey we should watch Pokemon, Princess should enjoy that!

Vegeta: What?!

Trunks: Sure!

Vegeta: What?!

Kaser: Go ahead and put the video on, I'll be back in a sec. *exits Kame House. Roshi is heard yelling. Kaser returns a minute later with sunglasses*

Krillin: Hey, Master Roshi's sunglasses! Let me wear them?!

Kaser: Sorry baldie, these are for Vegeta.

Vegeta: I will not wear those ridiculous things!

Kaser: Suit yourself. Here Krillin, Vegeta has surrendered. *holds out sunglasses*

Krillin: *reaches for them*

Vegeta: A Saiyan never surrenders! *takes sunglasses before Krillin can, puts them on, settles into evil smile again*

Kaser: I guess that's the only smile he's got?

Krillin: Why give him Master Roshi's shades?

Kaser: The only person I've ever seen act grumpy in them is Roshi himself.

Krillin: Oh

Vegeta: How am I supposed to watch the show with these things on?!

Krillin: So much for that idea.

Kaser: He's complaining because he can't watch Pokemon, what do you want?

Goku: Hey, I remember this episode!

Gohan: Oh father.

Vegeta: Quiet back there or I'll blast you all!

Kaser: Man those shades really work.

Krillin: No kidding.

Trunks: Who's the guy with the spiky hair?

Kaser: *growls* That's Brock. During the Orange League they replaced him with a much better guy named Tracy but for some reason they brought him back. *glares at screen*

Trunks: Oh

Vegeta: I said be quiet!

Yamcha: *mimicking Brock perfectly* Who's the pretty girl?

Kaser: He's drooling over a cartoon? Man does he need a girlfriend. *grabs Yamcha's arm* Why don't you come into the kitchen with me and I'll introduce you?

Yamcha: Okay *floats into kitchen with Kaser*

Kaser: This be-utiful young lady's name is Fraina Pan. *loud clang is heard. Kaser returns to living room holding frying pan with Yamcha impression in it* They really don't make these as good anymore do they? *tosses frying pan over shoulder into kitchen- 'nother clang*

Yamcha: Ow.

Trunks: Fraina Pan?

Kaser: That's what I said…and if you comment you'll get to meet her sister.

Trunks: Sister?

Kaser: Cookie Nepot

Trunks: Huh?

Kaser: Cooking pot. *grins*

M. Roshi: *runs in, turns off video, puts on woman exercise program. Steals back sunglasses, pushes Krillin off couch, sits down*

Vegeta: I was watching that old man!

M. Roshi: Too bad for you!

Goku: He always watches this show.

Vegeta: I don't care, I was watching Poke…What am I saying?!

Krillin: *laughs*

Vegeta: What are you laughing at Monk?!

Kaser: Lighten up, you're losing our bet.

Vegeta: Enough games! I will destroy you!

Kaser: *takes remote* Destroy me tomorrow, I want to watch Toonami.

M. Roshi: You give that back!

Kaser: No.

M. Roshi: It's my t.v.!

Kaser: *goes Super-Saiyan* You want to mess with me?

M. Roshi: No.

Vegeta: *shoots t.v.* Well I do!

Kaser: I was watching TOONAMI!

Goku: There's nothing good on Toonami at 6:00 anyway.[6]

Kaser: Oh yeah…what is on?

Trunks: Some lame show that could never really happen.

Gohan: Yeah, and the main character's a baka.

Kaser: But what's it called?

Goku/ Gohan/ Trunks: Dunno.

Vegeta: *shoots at Kaser*

Kaser: That was stupid.

Vegeta: Really?

Kaser: Yep.

Vegeta: And why is that?

Kaser: Because you're gonna make me mad and when I get mad I get really *goes SS2* really *goes SS3* mad. *goes SS4*

Vegeta: *laughs evilly* Finally, a real fight! *goes SS4*

M. Roshi: Not in the house!

Kaser: *glaring at Vegeta* Stay out of this old man.

M. Roshi: *trips, falls onto place where coffee table used to be* Where's my table?!

Kaser: *does Goku's patented hand-behind-head-thing* Ehe…um…Piccolo did it? *goes back to normal*

Piccolo: What?!

M. Roshi: Why you…

Vegeta: Are we going to fight or not?!

Kaser: Errrrr…no. I overdid it on the workout, beat up Kakarot.

Goku: What?

Vegeta: My pleasure. *drags Goku outside, fighting can be heard in background. Vegeta returns without Goku with an evil grin. He powers down*

Kaser: Feel better?

Vegeta: Yes.

Kaser: Good.

*stupid end of the episode snapshots are taken-Vegeta grinning evilly, Krillin, Gohan, and Trunks looking shocked, Master Roshi trying to kill Piccolo with Piccolo easily holding him off with one hand, Kaser laughing, Yamcha on the floor with a frying pan on his head, slightly injured Goku lying on the beach*

Narrator: And so ends another day at Kame House, tune in next time for another exciting episode of Dragonball Z.

[1] One of my friends didn't know what hammerspace was so for those of you who don't either, hammerspace is a void where someone can keep anything and everything like those cartoons where Daffy Duck pulls anvils and boats and kitchen sinks out of no where, that's hammerspace.

[2] Each and every picture I mention from this point on I actually have printed out.

[3] I'm a self proclaimed Picture Guru, which means I have pictures for every type of anime I've ever seen and lots of them

[4] I only learned this word a while ago and I'm a mondo DBZ fan so for those of you who have no idea what Oozaru is- it's the giant monkey thing Saiyans turn into by the light of the full moon

[5] SC is a friend of mine who is a MAJOR Vegeta fan (unless you ask her on specified days in which case she'll say anything from King Kai to Yajerobe to Dadoria

[6] When I first wrote this fic DBZ was on at 6:00 on Toonami but as of the time I typed it it's on for an hour at 7