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A Hairy Situation

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Authors Notes: This is just a one shot fic, I thought of it while working on one of my other chapters. Note this takes place in an alternate universe.

It's a quiet day at the Son household and the fight with the Dark Shenrons has just come to an end. Chichi is happily cooking a meal for her saiyan husband and son. She can remember the days when her whole family was at home and she could enjoy their company. But then Goku went and got changed back into a boy and had to go and find the Dragon Balls, then came the evil dragons and then everything went for broke. But now the fighting was over and everyone could come back to her. She remembered her lovely Goku with his clean black hair and his well sculpted body… knocking herself out of her though pattern she continued around the house preparing for everyone's arrival.

Just then she hears a knock at the door and in her excitement she rushes to get it. Opening the door, there stands Goku in his pride and glory, also in super saiyan 4. She looks at him blankly, at his fur, then at him again, finally back at his fur, then screams, then faints.

Rushing to her side Goku holds her head up and waits for her to come to. Once she does she then begins to stare into his dark eyes blankly again looking for the Goku she once knew.

"WHY DO YOU INSIST ON DOING THIS TO ME GOKU?"

"But Chichi this is just…" Goku tries to explain.

"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT! But I do have to solution to our little problem," she tells him finally looking as if she has calmed down a bit.

"What? To what problem?" he asks as Chichi retreats into the far room.

Quickly she came back holding an electric razor, "this is the problem Son Goku."

"But ungh Chichi," he tries again as she lunges at him with the razor. "Oh SHIT!"

Goku screams out and around the room, running for his life with Chichi hot on his heels with the razor humming away. From outside you can hear nothing but the humming of a razor and the girlish screams of a man being attacked by his wife, who also decided to throw in her frying pan for good measure. Suddenly Goku bursts through the door running like mad and of course Chichi is right behind him.

"AND DON'T COME BACK TILL IT'S GONE SON GOKU!" she screamed out whipping the frying pan out and nailing him in the back of the head.

. . .

A knock on the door of Capsule Corp. and Vegeta answers the call. Just as the door opens he sat there just stunned by how pathetic he looked. There before him stood the battered and bald spotted Goku tired and bruised. Vegeta could barely hold himself back just to squeak those few words out "what…happened…to…you…Kakkarrot?" before he just fell to the floor holding his gut from the pain of it.

"Chichi and I had a fight,"

"Yeah and it looks as if she won too," he snickered pulling him inside. "That's okay you can stay here a couple of days. I hope it will blow over, knowing her she'll be waiting on the other side of the door frying pan in hand."

The End

A/N: Ok I got a little weird with this one and I may not have my plot lines right but I do have to admit this was quite the amusing piece when I wrote it, and the great thing was I able to write it in maybe the space of an hour. And you can't tell me that you couldn't picture this happening to him because it would be so priceless.