Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ A summer in a Closet ❯ Welcome to your sunny holiday in the Son family's closet! ( Chapter 1 )

Chapter 2: Welcome to your sunny holiday in the Son family's closet

"What are you doing here, Woman?!"

"I'm sunbatheing. What Does It Look Like?!" Bulma mumbled.

A long, high-pitched cackling came over the microphone that was attached to the hidden camera.

"We've been waiting for this for soooo long! I don't know how long we could stand it."

"GOKU LET ME OUT!! You can leave Vegeta in here, but let ME out!!"

"We're not letting you out until-"

"We're not letting you out for a long time."

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

The hours went crawling by, and Vegeta and Bulma were sitting at opposite ends of the room.

"How long do they expect us to be in here? There's a shower and a toilet, and a REFRIGERATOR!!! FOOD!!"

Vegtea pulled at the back of her shirt and said "No food intake until meal time."

"They said I could have a snack, and I'm gonna get one."

Vegeta let go of her shirt, and she fell facedown onto the floor. "Ouch!!!"

"Opps, Are you alright?" Vegeta mocked.

"Is there another definition of OUCH?"

Five minutes went by, and Bulma shouted "Arrogant Jerk!"

"What was that for, Woman?"

"That's you're new name. You always call me woman."

"Oh, that's a good one. I'm really hurt, Woman" Vegeta said sarcastically, and pulled some weights out of his suitcase.

"You brought training equipment on VACATION?!"

"Yes. I to reach super saiyan."

"You have serious issues, `Geta!" Bulma said and stuck her tongue out at him.

"Baby"

"Jerk"

"Snot"

"Brat"

"Woman"

"Arrogant JERK"

"Harpy"

"Why do you have to fight?" came a loud, growl over the microphone.

"Why do you have to butt in? This is none of your business Kakorrot, so go away!"

"Such rough language," Goku said sarcastically. "Are you sure that you want-"

"SHUT UP, KAKORROT!" Vegeta shouted, then stared at the floor, a little tinge of pink on his cheeks.

"Vegeta, I'm surprised. Bulma, are you sure you want-"

"SHUT UP, GOKU!" Bulma whined, and looked at her nails.

"This is fun! We get to actually see you two meek and embarrassed.

Vegeta lost it. He got up and punched the screen which he had found by looking at the wall and looking for an enormously large head floating in mid air above the bathtub...

Needless to say, the screen broke and from the other side of the storage room, their prison, came a loud curse.

Also needless to say, Vegeta got a bunch of glass in his hand.

"What did you do that for?" Bulma cried. "You are so stupid!" She got up and ran to the mini-refrigerator. She pulled some ice out of the freezer and wrapped it a towel. Then she got some tweezers and gently started to pull the small pieces of glass out.

"Are you certified, Woman?"

"Shut up, Vegeta!"

"Stupid Harpy, Woman."

"Vegeta, if you don't stop this, I'm going to slap you. Got it?"

"Yes, ma'am, stupid damn woman" he grunted, and she glared at him.

He then went back to his "training", but what he was really doing, was watching the slightly crazy girl across the room from him.

Bulma didn't seem to be enjoying herself, and he wondered why...Not seriously, but he wondered if he could make her smile.

What was wrong with the crazy lunatic with jet black hair, the jerk. How stupid do you have to be to punch a t.v. screen, and NOT get a bleeding hand out of the deal?? What an idiot! Now what's he doing?! What is he looking at?

"What are you doing? Are you high or something?"

"Whoa! Where'd that come from?"

"Well what do you think? You're staring at something and you look really weird."

"Well, I'm not. What are you reading?"

"None of your business."

"Fine then. I was just trying to strike up a conversation. When's dinner Woman?"

Bulma walked over to the refrigerator, pulled out a soda and poured it on him. He squished up, and made a face that was rather sour.

Vegeta growled, and got another can of soda, and dumped it on Bulma.

"Auuughh!!! What was that?? Do you know how long it will take me to wash my hair?? You are in for it now, buster! You are so dead. You had better stay on that side of the room, or you'll find that your hand is not the only thing that will be bleeding."

A few hours later, they heard a crackling noise. Bulma looked up from the edge of the bathtub, and her soapy, wet hair dripped all over the floor.

"What's that noise?"

"It's probably just Kakorrot trying to annoy me."

Bulma leaned back over the tub and continued washing her hair. Two minutes later Goku's voice came over the speaker.

"How are our favorite little friends?"

"Go away. Do like to torture people??"

"No, just you two. It's a lot of fun seeing people squeamish and up tight. It's even more fun when they seem to really like eachother."

"WHAT?? What are you talking about? I can't STAND him! And I bet he can't stand me!"

"If you don't leave now, Kakorrot, I will personally knock your brains out when I get out of here."

"By the way, how long are we going to be in here for?"

"For however long it takes."

"For what?"

"You figure that one out," he said, and cut the connection.

"I wonder what that meant."

"I have no idea," Vegeta said, but somewhere inside, he knew that Kakorrot meant to keep him locked in there with Bulma until he told her he liked her.

*Two hours later(approx. 10:30 P.M.)*

"Argggg," Vegeta growled. "I can't get this damn thing off," he swore, and started jerking his hand around.

He heard some snickering from the corner of the room. He looked over to where Bulma was sitting, and saw that she was stifling a laugh. She couldn't hold it much longer, and so she burst out in a loud laugh.

"What?"

"Argg? What's 'argg'?"

"Shut up, Woman." he said, smirking.

"You shut up."

"No, you shut up."

"Shut up, you freak."

"Woman, if you don't stop, I'm gonna have to kill you."

"You wouldn't kill poor little old me, would you," she said, putting on a puppy face.

"I just might if you don't stop annoying me. You're eyes are looking red."

Goku's voice came over the speaker once more.

"Light's out in ten minutes."

"What, is this camp? Or are you my mother," Bulma said.

"You'd better get set up to go to sleep soon, or I'll turn the lights off now."

"Nah, be quiet. I'm going."

Vegeta and Bulma got their things ready, and Bulma changed in the bathroom. They pulled out the sleeping bags that had been left in a small closet next to the tub, and got into them. Bulma got out her book, and was just about to start reading it when the lights went out.

"Awww, damn you Goku."

"Well, goodnight, Woman." Vegeta said from across the room.

"Yeah. 'Night," Bulma said with a yawn.

Five minutes later, Vegeta could hear her mumbling in her sleep, and it sounded something very much like 'Argg'...