Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ A tiny twist in time ❯ Epilogue ( Chapter 17 )

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        “How come no one ever told us Saiyans could breed like rabbits?” Jeice complained from the relative safety of Zarbon’s arms.         Zarbon quelled a rambunctious Saiyan child – with Jeice’s distinctively white hair – with a glare. “Because then we would have ensured Frieza killed all of them, instead of letting a few live,” he answered tiredly.         “Do you mean that?” asked a quiet, hurt voice.         “No, Kakarot, he’s just tired of the brats,” Turles snapped. His tail lashed around a heavily pregnant belly, and he glared at Zarbon. “If he meant it, he wouldn’t keep getting us pregnant.”         “Oh, okay!” Kakarot chirped happily. “I like being pregnant. When do I get to be pregnant again?”         Every single one of his mates groaned. Kakarot’s last litter of six was only two months old, and already as active and mischievous as their older siblings.         “Excuse me, Lord Zarbon?”         “What is it now, and leave him alone!” Inquisitive Saiyan half-breeds returned to their respective breeders at Zarbon’s snapped order. “Well?”         “Ah, Ambassador Zirkle doesn’t like the treaty terms, sir.”         “Tell him he signs it, or I take the children to his homeworld for our next vacation.”         “Yes, sir.”         “Honestly, do you think that’ll work?” Jeice demanded as the door shut.         “Jeice, if it was your homeworld, would you want sixty Saiyans under the age of six, and two pregnant Saiyans soon due to have multiple births anywhere near your planet?”         “Nope.” Jeice yawned and stretched, then kicked one of his own children off his leg. “Go climb your mother, monkey!” The child pouted, then jumped on Kakarot, who laughed and began to play with her. “Hey Zarbon?”         “What?”         “You ever wonder if we were lucky all three of them were pregnant by the time Kold got his ship fixed and found us?”         “He was blocking their access to the kitchen,” Zarbon replied. “Not wise.”         “Not at all,” Jeice agreed with a grin.         “He didn’t taste nearly so good as chocolate,” Brolli pouted. Concurring grumbling came from Turles. Kakarot, who generally preferred not to remember his part in Kold’s defeat, turned green.