Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ A Trip to DBZ ❯ Saiyan Shopping ( Chapter 10 )

Nicole looked around at their new surroundings.

"Where are we?" she asked.

"I think we're home," Amy answered.

"Hey, what is this place?" Goku asked as he started going through the different rooms in the house.

"Goku, what are you doing here?" asked Nicole.

Goku stopped for a moment and made a Goku face. "Gee, I don't really know," he said, confused.

Nicole got up but once she was in a standing position, she fell backwards onto the floor.

"Hey, what gives? Why is this thing still so heavy?"

Amy suppressed a laugh when she saw Nicole fall, then she floated into the air mere inches from the ceiling.

"I guess things changed in our world when we brought Goku and Vegeta back with us, so we can still use our power," Amy answered.

"Oh." Said Nicole. "Wait a minute, is Vegeta here too!?"

"Yeah. He's over there," Amy said as she pointed to the window ledge Vegeta was sitting on while staring at nothing in the adjoining room.

Nicole started looking around the house, under the tables and chairs, then stood up.

"I'll be right back!" she said as she ran up the stairs and returned with a little, fuzzy, grey thing.

"Goku, you wanna meet Saphire?" she asked the Saiyan.

"What's a Saphire?" he asked.

"Saphire's a cat", she said as she held up said cat. "See?"

"Oh." said Goku. "How cute!" he exclaimed as he went up to the cat and looked at it. "Hi! I'm Goku!"

Saphire looked at him, sniffed, then hissed and jumped down.

"Saphire! Don't hiss at Goku!" Nicole scolded her pet.

Saphire ignored her and walked up to the window that Vegeta was sitting on. She climbed up and sat beside him.

"Mewww?" asked Saphire.(note: yes, she actually sounds like she's asking a question!)

Vegeta looked at her, or rather, *through* her. Amy floated upside down to look at Saphire.

"I think she likes you, Vegeta", she said as she picked up Saphire and placed her on Vegeta's head. Vegeta stood up, causing Saphire to fall onto the couch. He then turned to Amy, eyeing her menacingly.

"Where are we?" he asked, actually, demanded.

Amy looked back at him with an equal stare. "We're in my living room in my house on Antrim street in Peterborough in Ontario in Canada in North America on Earth in the Milky Way. Does that answer your question?"

Vegeta glared at her and moved closer. "W--"

"Uh, can we get something to eat?" Goku interrupted.

Later, in the kitchen....

"Goku! You ate all our food!" Nicole yelled as she and Amy went through all the empty cupboards.

"I'm sorry, I couldn't help it...." Goku said apologetically.

"Goku, you'd better go and get us some more food while we go get our formal clothes", Nicole said as she suddenly remembered the dance.

"Right", said Amy. "I almost forgot about that."

"Formal clothes?" Asked Goku.

"Get these blasted creatures away from me!"

Everyone looked over at Vegeta who was trying to get Saphire off his back while Oliver was playing with a loose thread from his pants.

"Hey, they like you Vegeta!" Goku said as Nicole and Amy laughed at the Saiyan Prince.

"Shut up Kakkarot!" Vegeta replied as Saphire was on his head, chewing on his hair.

"Don't worry Vegeta", Amy said sarcastically. "I'll save you from the big, bad Saphire!"

Vegeta glared at her and tossed Saphire to the floor.

"Don't hurt the Saphire!" Nicole cried as she rushed to her cat's aid, though Saphire didn't need it.

Amy went over to Vegeta and started to touch his hair. He grabbed her hand and pushed her away.

"Fine then", she said. "But I was just gonna fix it so that these two wouldn't laugh."

Vegeta just ignored her.

Later at the mall....

Amy and Nicole walked down the hall in the mall, looking at all the dresses and accessories. Both were wearing jeans and black T-shirts. Nicole rushed over to a display case and pointed at a black tux.

"That one...it's perfect for Goku!" she exclaimed.

Goku walked up behind them with two armfuls of groceries. "What's perfect for me?" he asked.

"That!" Nicole said and pointed to the tux again. "Come on, you gotta try it on!" She grabbed one of Goku's arms and dragged him into the store, then picked out pants, shirt, jacket, and thrust them into his arms, shoving him into the dressing room.

"Vegeta?" Amy turned around to find that she was alone. Walking back to the mall entrance, she found Vegeta standing there with his arms crossed. "Vegeta, what are you doing?" She didn't get an answer so she grabbed his arm and pulled him in the door.

"We are going shopping!"

"Saiyans don't shop!" he said with a growl.

"Goku's shopping", Amy pointed out as she kept on pulling him past the stores.

The people they passed stared as Vegeta growled and replied, "Kakarot, is a third-class baka."

"Yeah, well, he's Saiyan nontheless, and still shopping," Amy replied as they got to the store Nicole and Goku were in.

"Goku, what are you doing in there?" Nicole asked through the change room door.

"Ummmm....eating....." came Goku's guilty reply.

"Goku!" Nicole yelled as she walked into the change room and picked up the formal clothes. "Now take off your clothes and put these ones on!" She said as she also took away the groceries he was munching on.

Goku made a Goku face then complied.

"OK. Now turn around", Nicole commanded.

Goku turned around and when he was facing Nicole, she grabbed his pants and jiggled them to make sure they fit.

"Nicole! Not here!" Goku whispered.

"What are you talking about?" Nicole said before blushing as she realized what he was talking about. "OK, they fit. Now take them off and put your clothes back on."

Nicole waited outside the change room with the groceries, then paid for everything at the cash.

"Goku, go get a tie from over there," she pointed to a tie rack.

"Nicole, where ya goin'?" asked Amy as Nicole dragged Goku past her and Vegeta.

"I'm gonna look for a dress", Nicole replied. "You gonna come too?"

"I don't know", Amy turned to Vegeta. "You wanna go look at dresses?"

Vegeta scowled deeper in answer.

"OK", Amy said slowly. "We'll meet up with you guys at the food court in about half an hour."

"K," said Nicole, and she and Goku disappeared into a clothing store.

"So, Vegeta, what do you want to wear to the formal?" Amy asked.

"Who said I was going?"

"Sorry. I guess I should ask. Vegeta, would you like to come to the formal with me?" Amy asked, bowing before the Prince.

"No."

"OK. Well, if you don't want to go, will you teach me a few things about torture?"

Vegeta quirked an eyebrow slightly. "What for?"

"Well, because there's someone who's going to be at the formal that I would really like to give a slow, painful, death," Amy replied, her eyes and voice clouded over with a deadly calm.

Meanwhile......

Nicole was looking through a rack of dresses, trying to find her size.

"Ah! Here's one!" she exclaimed as she grabbed the dress. "Wait here, Goku. I'm gonna try this on."

Nicole walked into the change room and closed the door. "And *don't* eat anything!"

Goku frowned as he replaced the package of cookies he had grabbed.

Nicole walked out wearing a long black dress that reached her ankles, with strapped sleeves and a silver Japanese dragon on the front. The dress sparkled black and silver as she showed it off to Goku.

"Well, what do you think?"

Goku was silent as he looked her over.

"Goku?" Nicole took a step toward him and he snapped out of it.

"Wow! Nicole you look great!" Goku said, grinning.

Nicole blushed and said, "Thanks."

She walked back into the change room and changed back into her jeans.

Goku sighed and stared after her.

"*You* are going to kill someone?" Vegeta asked.

"Yes," Amy replied. "Why is that so surprising?"

"Hn."

"What, you don't think I would've killed you had we had our fight, and if I had had the necassary skills to do so?" Amy asked.

"Even if you *had* the skills, you would not be able to defeat me, let alone *kill* me," Vegeta smirked.

"Why not?" Amy asked, a little frustrated.

"Hn. You are too weak to be able to take a life," Vegeta answered smugly.

"What's the big deal about taking a life?" Amy smirked at him. "You do it all the time, so it must not be too hard."

She then walked into a store.

Vegeta followed her.

Amy held up a black pants suit. She tried it on and bought it. Vegeta just watched her the whole time.

Nicole and Goku sat at a table in the food court.

"So, what do you want to eat Goku?" Nicole asked. "You want some Mcdonald's?"

Goku made a Goku face. "Umm....okay!"

"K. You stay here and watch our stuff --*no eating*-- and I'll go get the food."

Amy and Vegeta walked towards the food court.

"Are you hungry, Vegeta?" Amy asked as she spotted Goku and headed towards him.

Vegeta grunted and Amy took that as a yes.

"Hi Amy! Hi Vegeta! Nicole's getting food!"

"Hey Goku," Amy said as she sat down.

Vegeta said nothing.

Nicole walked back to the table with a tray full of fries, burgers, and drinks.

"Hey Amy, when did you get here?"

"Awww.....is that all you got?" Goku asked while looking at the tray.

Amy got up from the table just as Nicole set the tray on it.

"Hey Amy, where ya goin'?"

"Pizza," is all she said as she kept walking.

"Hey Vegeta, want a Big Mac?" Nicole asked as she picked one up off the tray.

Vegeta just glared, ignoring her.

"Vegeta answer me! Do you want some food?"

He still wouldn't reply.

"Goku! Make Vegeta answer me!" Nicole whined.

"Mmph....mph..." Goku replied with an entire Big Mac in his mouth.

Nicole turned back to Vegeta. "Vegeta answer me!"

Before Nicole could open her mouth again, Amy came back with a large pizza, one slice already in her mouth.

Nicole went to grab her fries from the tray but it was empty.

"Goku, you ate all that food?!! Some of it was mine!" she said while absentmindedly waving around the Mac that was still in her hand.

"Gee, I'm sorry, but I was really hungry."

"Amy, Vegeta won't answer me when I talk to him," Nicole kept on going, ignoring Goku's apology. "I was just asking if he wanted some food!"

Amy turned to Vegeta and handed him a slice of pizza.

Vegeta took the slice and sat down to eat.

Nicole's mouth opened and closed a few times before she could say something.

"But........I........de......Vegeta!"

Amy sat down and she and Vegeta ate silently, listening to Nicole and Goku's inane chatter.

When they were done, they left the mall.

"Nicole?" Amy asked. "Do you wanna take them to Wal-Mart?"