Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ A Very Veggie Valentine's Day ❯ Sex Fuels Brains??? ( Chapter 5 )

A Very Veggie Valentine's Day

 

Part 5. Sex Fuels Brains???

 

Deciding to find somewhere to put the amassing notes in his boxers, Goku climbed the stairs of his and Vegeta's home, slowly strolling into their bedroom where he kept the rest of the notes.

 

`Wow.' Thought Goku with astonishment, as he took the two out of his boxers, unfolding them and laying them out next to their predecessors. `These are really starting to pile up.'

 

Still examining the clue at hand, Goku slumped back onto the bed as he mulled over the clue.

 

“Beneath the free colourful captives, of their shapeless prison.” Recited Goku, still falling short of enlightenment despite this.

 

`Hmmm. Captives…that brings back memories.' Pondered Goku, a smirk etching it's way across his face as he inhaled the smell of the bed, remembering his and the Saiyan Prince's activities here, the memories triggered by that word.

 

The smirk grew wider as a selection of images of Vegeta, sweaty and heaving, bound and begging, flashed though his mind. Some had his Prince pinned spread eagled, attached to the posts, legs stretched wide. Others had his hands bound together, leaving him helpless to Goku's assaults. Goku ran his tongue his lips at the thought of the writhing, sweat-slicked form beneath him, which so many times before he'd taken on this very bed.

 

`I can't wait to find him. I must solve these clues-' Goku brandished the post it note before himself. `- and win my prize…' resolved the desperate Saiyan.

 

`OK, I've got to go about this logically, if I'm to move forward. Firstly, I have the knowledge that I doubt Vegeta is going to have left Capsule Corp. because he doesn't know Earth very well at all, despite living here for years, and if he did, I think he'd make it obvious, because we always go to the same places.' Deduced Goku. `So therefore I'm looking for a captive in the buildings here. Now what does Bulma keep captive…the animals! The animals are kept in prisons of a sort. Well, cages anyway, and they are definitely captive.'

 

Goku looked at the clue again. `Ah, but it says shapeless prison, what could that be? And what kind of captive is free…?'

 

Deciding that it was possible more ideas could come to him if he checked out the zoo of Capsule Corp., Goku made up his mind and raised his fingers to his brow, focusing on the distinct energy signatures of the colossal dinosaurs nearby.

 

Appearing in the middle of one of the large spacious enclosures, Goku surprised a couple of nearby dinosaurs by his sudden appearance. Hopping onto the path before they could do anything about it, Goku decided where to go next.

 

`Well, I'm meant to be looking for colourful captives. I wonder what kind of colourful animals there are. Hmm.' Goku flicked through his mental repertoire of animals as he wandered down the dirt path. `It could be parrots I suppose. I bet Dr. Briefs will have some of them kicking about. But where is the birds' enclosure?'

 

It took quite a lot of random wandering before Goku finally found the area where the birds were kept, especially since looking at the animals was distracting him.

 

`Wow, this is just like visiting a zoo! Cool, monkeys!' regarded Goku.

 

“Hi monkeys!” yelled Goku happily into the treetops.

 

`Hey, look that must be the birds enclosure.' Deduced Goku as he approached a soaring aviary. `Wow, at least its tall. That means there'll be less floor to search.'

 

Approaching the aviary, Goku noticed the door, which was designed like an airlock to a spaceship, to prevent the birds escaping into the main area. He let himself in, there being no apparent need for the Briefs to put high security in a place such as this.

 

Looking up, Goku saw hundreds of colourful flitting forms of the tropical birds that lived here. Parrots cawed down at him loudly, as the multitude of different birdsong filled his ears.

 

Awed at the variety and their colour, Goku shook his head.

 

`Back to the question at hand…where is that clue?'

 

And so Goku set to scouring the floor, narrowly avoiding the falling guano from above.

 

`Eww, that nearly hit me!' Goku mentally exclaimed his disgust. `Why would Vegeta come to a place like this? It would be a massive risk to his hair! His soft, Princely…hey snap out of it, got to find the clue!'

 

Futilely dodging the barrage from above, Goku still found nothing.

 

`Now I know why Bulma didn't bother locking up this place! Anyone who tried to rob it would probably be buried before they found the bird they wanted.' Goku contemplated as he scurried along the floor.

 

`Wonderful. I'm covered in shite AND still didn't find the clue!' fumed Goku. `I suppose I was wrong then. Vegeta did say a shapeless prison, and that…that had some kind of shape…cigar shape! That's it, so can't have been that.'

 

Flicking mess from his shoulders, the filthy Saiyan traipsed out of the aviary; paying little attention to where he was going- he only wanted a shower now. And not to go back in there of course.

 

`I should have brought an umbrella.' Thought Goku sardonically, he stomped past the giant fish tanks. Doing a quite double take, Goku stopped in front of them.

 

“Ooh, pretty! Mind you, they are too small to eat…” exclaimed the burly Saiyan, mesmerised by the colourful fishes.

 

He started to startle the fish somewhat however, when he pushed his face and palms up against the glass.

 

Goku paused in his rage (well, rage by his standards) against the birds and their excrement as he peered at the fish.

 

`Now that is colourful.' He contemplated, staring at the shimmering forms of the fish.

 

Inspiration hit the Saiyan as he stood there. `Maybe that's what Vegeta was gong on about- the fish sure are colourful. What else did he say…shapeless prison, well the tank is a rectangular shape, but the water doesn't have to be! And they can freely move around in water, just not escape it!'

 

Grinning madly Goku examined at the fish tanks, looking in at the gravel of all of them. Soon enough, he found something. A little sealed plastic container was peeking out from under the doorway of one of the tacky violet plastic castles, in a tank holding a variety of brightly colour fishes, as well as a few shellfish on the floor.

 

Levitating up level with the top of the tank and reaching into it, Goku startled the bright fish as his hand plunged down into the tank, narrowly dodging something crablike on the floor as he reached over towards the containers.

 

`Nearly there…got it!' Goku smiled triumphantly, as he pulled his dripping arm out of the tank. Wiping his wet hand on the boxers, he grabbed the top of the sealed container and pulled it off impatiently with his large hands, revealing a neatly coiled piece of paper within.

 

Casting the little plastic container into a nearby garbage bin (Bulma was all about cleanliness it seemed), Goku unfurled the note and started reading, taking care to keep it dry as he went;

 

`Kakarot.

Well done, for I am somewhat surprised that you'd make it this far. It appears your wanting for sex this much fuels your brainpower significantly. Or, of course, Kakarot, you've been hiding something from me for all these years.

Before I stray any further, here is the next clue;

 

`In the house, underneath the handheld ring.'”

 

`Finally!' Goku sighed with relief. `I can finally get a shower and lose this mess on me. And it's warm indoors.'

 

For once, the earth-raised Saiyan was relieved to be going inside, as he positively bounded back to his home.