Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ All of The People... ❯ Juunana's car! ( Chapter 8 )

A/N: Hello. It's been almost…two weeks? Oh well…And I just have to say.. this's the longest story I've ever written. It's already the eight chapter. I'm proud of myself!!

Oh thank Dende my exam week is over and it went well!! Though the philosophy test was trying to kill me… Everybody!! Join in the PPAATAAH! ( Starts throwing confetti messing her room even more)

::Dances around and trips/stumbles on her stuff falling flat on her face::

Ouch…I should clean up…oh well… I can do that later! Some goes for my homework though…

 

And I've been banned from my own computer for awhile and if my parents catch me…dun dun duu…So…I am a sneaky bitch sometimes! And a delinquent…kinda… hehee e.e;

 

Kinoha Chi: Enough of the horrible truths about me before my readers run away screaming the bloody murder and the shit scared out of them…

 

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Chapter VIII - Juunana's Car

 

Few days later they had made no progress. Vegeta and Kakarott couldn't do anything and had to just sit bored in their apartment because of the newspapers and flyers which held a nice big picture of them saying: “They are the kidnappers!! If seen, must report or catch. Unnecessary violence recommended and permitted.”

 

Not exactly the most encouraging idea to move around the city. So they had sent Juu and Kuririn to investigate and to find clues which had taken a lots of persuasion and threatening.

 

Though they wondered why hadn't anybody who knew where they lived or neighbors give up their location. Guess they had more sensitive-to-light reasons and business. But if there would have been a reward for their heads…Well…everyone would had done it without second thought. Lucky there wasn't.

 

So the two young men continued their boring sitting around, playing tic-and-toc and eating occasionally the food stolen earlier.

 

~oo0@0oo~

 

Juu and Kuririn were sitting at Kelly's place sipping surprisingly water. The bar was empty in day time. Only two obvious bad guys were sitting couple tables away from them.

 

The teenagers sipping water looked strained and half-dead with black bags under their eyes. Jake ( the bartender, remember? Readers: No.) was eyeing them curiously. Juu the tough fuck-the-world and beat-up-as-many-men-as-you-can girl was practically leaning on the bar table for support, drinking gratefully her water. She looked somewhat pissed off and tired and muttered curses every other second insulting somebody with an acid anger.

 

The bald shortie besides her was in no better shape, expect he wasn't pissed off and didn't curse, but seemed ready for that anyway. Frustrated was the word of the day. What the hell was going on? He wondered. First his finest bouncers were accused of kidnapping and hadn't showed up in work in almost week and god damn they would hear their honor when they'd show up their asses. Two, Juu was acting strange.

 

But he decided it wasn't his problem and shrugged.

 

Kuririn slumped against the table. It had been the most horrible two days ever. They had searched the city's every bar, pub and even some `ahem' places. Not a on damn clue. It was the same everywhere. “Nope. I don't have a clue. But I gotta say this guy's tough! Why I didn't think of it earlier…” Nobody knew anything about it. The crime world was buzzing in confusion. No one simply did know.

 

And add to that some death threats form random Mafia bosses, running out the angry herd of minions, bar fights and throw in couple of crazy overactive, oversuspecting bodyguards. And reward of their work: nothing!! Absolutely nothing! Completely zero!

 

` Well at least I know where the local Mafia resides and how many bullets magnum 44 can hold and how to deal with raving maniacs and from where to buy you-know-what and hire the best assassins and from where you could get the best `ahem'' Kuririn thought dryly and glugged his water down. ` The things I do for my friends…'

 

“…an' I dun get it. Why'd the Boss not demand som' random for `em? They're more worth `an anyhtin' else.” Kuririn perked up at this. The speech was rather loud and almost impossible not to hear. Could it be…?!

 

“ The Boss`ll do as the Boss wants. I think there ain't idea in this at all.” He nudged Juu quickly who glared at him which made the poor midget cover and then indicate over the two speaking men.

 

“ Yeah… Waz the idea keeping ` em locked down there anyway an' not demandin' random?”

 

“ I dunno…I don't care…. I juz do my job…And hey ain't this the place where the Boss told us our mission?”

 

“ I think so…”

 

Juu cocked an eye. Could it really be? “ Hun. Are ya absolutely sure?!” she asked hesitant.

“ Well. it's worth a try…and they're obviously talking about hostages with out random…” Kuririn answered quietly and watched and listened carefully the two possible kidnapper.

 

“ C'mon! Let's go talk to them!” Juu half shouted and jumped off the chair and began striding determinedly towards the two men couple tables away. Kuririn leaped after her screaming whispering in a high-pitched voice her name sounding panicked. ( Y'know…sounds like Ron in The Chamber of Secrets when they're `visiting' the spiders…) “ Juu!!?! Are you friggin' mad!! Stop!!”

 

“ No. And why are ya talkin' like `at?” the blond spun around and pointed her finger at his chest. “ Look there mister!! I'm getting tired of this damn `favor for a friend' and I fucking wanna get it out of the day order!” and she marched over the tow men's table slamming her fist down with bang.

 

The minions jumped spilling their drinks, staring dumbfounded and were slightly insulted looking for reason unknown. Kuririn appeared by her side glaring threateningly or at least trying…

“ We. Talk. Now.” Juu said and began glaring. The minions gulped. This was no good…

 

~oo0@0oo~

 

The great Ox King, Gyu Mao sighed for the umpteenth time at that day. His precious girls had been gone for a week and no trace of them was found. He was sick of worry. Police and even CIA and FBI were helpless and no one had clue of anything that could have happened. Well, everybody knew what `had happened' it was more of a question `how' it had happened.

 

The club they'd been kidnapped from was searched thoroughly. One Bulma's hair and droplets of blood which was identified to be from both of them. Nothing hinting at the abductors was found. The evening had been crowded and any evidence there could have been was now gone, trampled away by partying people.

 

Mrs. Wunschbar walked in carrying tea trey and was he imagining or was she looking happier than normal? He couldn't tell. Maybe his now-gone (dead if you don't get…) wife's sisters highly respected husband Dr. Briefs could tell. She had been in their service for almost twenty years. `She is probably just trying to cover her ranging emotions of worry…' Ox King thought and took the tea and thanked her.

 

Mrs. Wunschbar just smiled sweetly and left the room eyes glinting with evil glee.

 

~oo0@0oo~

 

Kakarott was finishing his umpteenth game of tic-and-toc and was ready to scream. His arms and abdomen ached making him uncomfortable. Too many push up and sit up competitions with Vegeta.

He reached for the chips on the table and began building small cottages on the table then he spilled some Pepsi on the table for a lake. It was a nice chip village. Kakarott stared at it getting and idea.

 

` Muahahaaa!! Meet your doom villagers!! Be afraid!! Muahhaahaaa!' and he began crushing the chips with his fist and then eating the crumbles. ` (in high pitched voice) No no NOOOOOO!! Please don't eat us!! NOOOOO!! ( Voice returning to evil ) Muahahaaa!! Beg all you want!! It won't do nothing!! DIE!!' And he crushed and ate more chips grinning madly.

 

Vegeta wasn't better off. He was lying on his back and counted the ceiling panels for the fifth time in that day gnawing absentmindedly at chocolate bar.

 

And they were saved. The door opened. And two people stepped in. And the occupants of the room felt like crying. And were deafened and mangled by a she-demon.

 

“ THIS BETTER BE THE FUCKING LAST TIME YA EVER ASK FOR ANY GOD DAMNED HELLOVA THING!! YA KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING HELL WE'VE GONE THRU THE LAST FRIGGIN' DAYS!! NEXT TIME YA CAN TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN SHIT BUSINESS!! WE `VE BEEN SHOT, CHASED AND ALMOST FRIED WHILE YA SAT YOUR DARNED LAZY ASSES HERE!!! THIS'S THE LAST TIME I `LL EVER DO ANYTHIN' FOR YOUR UGLY HIDES!!!” Juu paused to inhale a new amount of air to be spent on yelling when Kuririn clamped his hand over her mouth.

 

“ Eh guys? We know where the bitch duo is.” Kuririn chirped nervously and then yelped in pain.

 

After Juu had been calmed down and Kuririn's hand had been bandaged the weird newly-fallen-in-love couple told what they had learned. The girls were locked in hut far away in the forest about 200 miles away from the Orange Star City. And then to the question how they can get there?

 

“ How do we get there? Sure it'd be easy to steal a damn car but me an' Vegeta here can't quite friggin' show our hides. Guess ya hav-”

 

“ FAT CHANCE, KAKAROTT!! But doncha worry! We thought about everything. And we don't need to steal a car…” Juu smirked. “ This time it's you WHO FUCKING DO THE DAMN JOB!!” And she and dug a two packet's of blond hair dye grinning evilly. Kuririn took a green contact lenses from his pocket grinning madly too. Kakarott and Vegeta stared.

 

“ WOMAN NO WAY IN HELL I'D DYE MY HAIR…”

 

“ ARE YOU FRIGGIN' CRAZY…”

 

“ NOT A CHANCE BUDDIES!!…”

 

“ OH KEEP THAT… THING AWAY FROM ME!!…”

 

About and hour later `two blond men with green eyes' and a short bald teenager and a blond woman stepped out of the suffered building carrying bags of food with them, the latter grinning smugly. She hadn't had this fun for a while. ( Just imagine Kakarott and Vegeta look like Super Saiyajins…^o^v)

 

~oo0@0oo~

 

“ I'm coming with you!! And that's final!!” a boy with black shoulder-cut hair and icy blue eyes snapped and marched towards fine black shiny new car. It was a black Mustang 3000 ( I know I know…but it sounds cool!) with yellow orange flames painted on it. And like he'd let them drive it. His car was his pride and dearest.

 

“ I'm not trusting MY car in YOUR hands fellas!! If someone's gonna be driving it's me!! Hop on ya filthy scum…” Juunana growled and got in.

 

Juuhachi, Kuririn who was still amazed at their similar outlooks and at the fact that Juu had a twin brother, Vegeta and Kakarott followed all smirking. Damn had the twin of Juuhachi had a shock when they said they were taking the car. Without him and his permission or with him and his permission and Juunana had felt safer for his dear car if he went along and drove.

 

“ So where are we heading?” he asked annoyed from Vegeta who had conquered the front seat.

 

“ Outside the city. The forest 200 miles in south.”

 

The black haired boy grumbled something inaudible and started the car, roared the engine for the show and sped off.

 

They had been driving for half hour a deserted high way in middle of the lush fields when Juunana decided to drop his sulking and ask some questions …and noticed his sister, Kakarott and the bald weird boy sitting on the back seat were EATING CHOCOLATE BARS in HIS car. ( They brought the food in bags, remember?)

 

“ AAARGHH!! What are YOU doing!!” He screamed turning around and letting go of the wheel preparing to give them a lecture and a huge truck was speeding towards them. ( Classic and clichee…heh)

 

“ JUUNANAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” They screamed in unison pointing at the rapidly closing truck.

 

“ What?!”

 

“ A TRUCK YA IDIOT!!!” Vegeta screamed clutching his seat belt and bringing his legs bent up to his chest for protection. Juunana whirled around his eyes three times their normal size and turned the wheel. The truck honked and hit the back corner of the car sending it spinning wildly around on the nearby field and the truck driver gave a finger.

 

“ JJJEEERRRKKK!!!” since Vegeta was already screaming Kakarott screamed and he and Vegeta gave a fingers of their own.

 

“ Oh SSSSHIIIITTTTT!!”

 

They spun and spun and spun when Juunana finally managed to hit the brakes which wasn't so good idea when the car abruptly stopped it jumped in its top with a crash and back to its tyres in very quick motion.

 

The respected passengers inside the car were shaking and sweating their fingers dug deeply in the cushion of their seats faces lovely shade of green. Spinning around that much can do that to you. Eyes wide and staring forward in some state of shock. Then Kakarott began laughing like mad and the others soon joined him. “Did...did ya see who close that truck went?”

 

“ Hell yeah!! I thought I'm gonna die!!” More hysterical laugh.

 

“ And ya screamed like a sissy girl!!”

 

“ Yeah!! Hey!! I didn't!!”

 

“ I think we're all right!!”

 

“ I think…I gonna throw up…” Kuririn said and he puked on the floor and all stared disgusted.

 

“AAAARGHH!! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!! YOU PUKED ON MY CAR YA DIMWIT!!! JERK!! IDIOT!! DO YA HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD THAT'S TO CLEAN!?!?!?” the owner of the car or a wreck of a car wailed looking little disturbing with his bared teeth and bloodshot eyes and hair standing messed up and glaring the people in the car.

 

“ Oh save it!! Ya're the one that was driving!” Vegeta snapped sitting casually his arms crossed looking like nothing had happened inwardly nursing his pride for panicking like that and thanking god, that none noticed. Or at least he hoped so…

 

“ But YA WERE EATING IN MY CAR!!”

 

“ AND YA LET GO OF THE WHEEL, BROTHER!!” Juu yelled back nursing the poor Kuririn who groaned in sickness. She hadn't even heard Juunana's accusations to Kuririn. If had, then…let's not go in there, okay?

 

Kakarott grunted in agreement. “ An' the puke on the floor ain't nuthin' compared to the rest of the car…” he pointed out and leaned at the door which fell off and Kakarott stumbled on it outside the car. Juunana jumped off and ran couple of times around the car surveying the damage and then letting out an animalistic scream which sounded something like:” NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! MY GIRL!!! DEBBIE!!! NOOOOOO!!!” and scared the crap out of the others, grabbing his hair and then fainting.

 

“ Oh great…Now what?” Vegeta growled and got off on the field.

The car was a wreck. The left back door was laying on the field and the left back light was missing. Actually the whole corner was missing. Windows had several cracks and well…(to give proper description, go watch some car crashing action movies) the car looked like car looks after and accident like that.

 

The cleaned the puke with Juunana's scarf, which they borrowed from him as he lay unconscious due to the mental damage done to him. Kakarott went to look for something to eat and pulled out a bag of chips. “ Food anyone?”

 

“ NO!!” Came one-explaining shout from all mouths. Kakarott grinned and began munching down the chips.

 

~oo0@0oo~

 

Juunana had woke up eventually and they tried to fix the car the best the could. Some help came from the angry farmer who told them to get off his field or he'd shot them like rabbits with his shotgun, which he polished almost all the time with a loving grin.

 

To everyone's joy and the car was fully functional. Juunana had suddenly become to believe in god and mumbled a ten minutes prayer bowing frantically in the field.

 

Now the trip was proceeding without farther incidents. Though the car coming at them gave a curious glance at their car's shape…I mean Juunana's car.

 

Kakarott was deep in thought avoiding touching the door at any cost. What had he been thinking back then? It was a mystery to himself. He ran his hand through his now yellow hair and let out an annoyed grunt when his hand got stuck. Juu had put almost eight bottles of gel and vax so it spiked up like Vegeta's.

 

He tried prying it off but it wouldn't budge. He sighed and got a determined look and yanked harder. It didn't come off.

 

“ Uh…Kuririn…little help here…”

 

“ What?” the bald man turned at Kakarott next to him and saw hi sitting his hand stuck in his hair glaring dangerously daring him to say anything stupid he'd regret later on. He sweatdropped but began trying to pry his hand off. Sometimes Kakarott was just so…

 

This movement caught Vegeta's and Juu's eyes. “ Kakarott!! Whatta hell are ya doin'?!?” Vegeta asked and raised a suspecting eyebrow while Juu had a puzzled look on her face.

 

“ My hand…got stuck on my hair…” he mumbled and everyone fell over laughing expect Juunana. He was so concentrated on his driving to notice anything else. Anything to prevent more damage to his soul and car.

 

“ HEY!! ITS' NOT FUNNY!!” Kakarott yelled and flushed in anger and at the same moment Kuririn got his hand off of his messy hair and flew on Juu lap. Kakarott huffed and began sulking, glaring occasionally at someone. Vegeta continued his laughter and eventually it faded to chuckling.

 

Kuririn enjoyed his being in Juu lap who caressed his head. And then she kissed him deeply and began making out. Vegeta snorted and ignored them and Kakarott continued sulking mumbling something like: “ Jus' began fuckin' and my day'd be perfect…( Note the sarcastic tone)

And Juunana who happened to take a glance at the back mirror in that moment…his eyes bulged and he hit the brakes fully on.

 

Vegeta was flung forward and the delinquent he was he hadn't had his seat belt on and hit his head to the windshield making it crack. Kakarott suddenly found himself clued to the back of the front seat with a huge lump on his forehead. Kuririn fell on the floor and Juu's seat belt dug painfully in her hip and shoulder.

 

“ JUUNANA!!??! WHATTA FUCK?!?!” Vegeta screamed pissed off rubbing furiously his forehead and ready mangle mash and mallet the driver who had once again turned around and was looking angrily at Juu and Kuririn who lay dizzy on the floor.

 

“ WHAT….WAS….THAT?!?!?” he bellowed breathing like a mad bull. Juu frowned for a second then she got it and smiled sweetly, like a girl in love she was.

 

” Oh! Ya mean Kuririn, dear brother. He's my boyfriend whom I happen to love very much!! SO PISS OFF!!”

 

“ A boy…friend?! Ooookkkaaayyyy….right.” and he turned around, stuck his hand out of the window gave a finger to the honking car behind them and began driving again. No one said anything but nursed their injuries and went on their own business.

 

“ MY SISTER IS IN LOVE WITH A BALD MIDGET!!!” Juunana screamed suddenly. “ AND VEGETA YOUR BIG FAT HEAD MADE A CRACK ON DEBBIE'S WINDSHIELD!!!”

 

And the journey went on… like brave knights…I mean the delinquents, fighting obstacles to save their princesses, Uh…bitches, in their horses,….. Juunana's car Debbie… with the aid of their loyal and respecting squires, yeah right…Juuhachi and Kuririn.

 

~oo0@0oo~

 

A/N: There!! Sorry for not writing about the girls and about Vegeta and Kakarott that much… but it will get better I promise!! This's the longest chapter I've ever written. Hope you enjoyed!! This was more of a filler and the actual plot starts in the next chapter.

 

Sorry if it feel like the thought was like broken in some points. I'm writing this chapter behind my parents backs…and yeah…I couldn't write as one and I had to stop then come again then stop…you get the picture.

 

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