Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Annual Villain Bikini Contest ❯ A Sing-Along! ( Chapter 3 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Disclaimer: Really, do you think I'd be writing this if I did own DBZ? I'd first animate it first, if I did own DBZ! *evil laugh* and put Vegeta in sexy costumes with Goku as his partner! ^_~ I also do not own any songs except for the bluegrass one.. ^_^ I came up with that one on my pure intellect alone!
Shout out to: Senshi of Darkness, Android18 (*GASP* THE FRIED CHICKEN AWARD?? *faints from joy*), EmergencyAngel (You never know..), got cow girl, Tomboy aka Ash (Probably you'll make a short appearance, but just to sell peanuts ^_~), Zurri (*chuckles evilly* Thank you for the suggestions.. I'll make sure Krillain DOES pay. ^-^;;) Darkfire101 (*pockets $50 dollar bill* I'll be sure that you have a front seat..*evil giggle*) Chelle-Chan (Sorry Mirai, you're officially hers. *wink* Just as a S.U.W.L.-warming gift.) Amana (originally Darth Bunny)
Dedicated to SapphireAngelofNight: For showing me the Punishment Room, and what can happen if I don't update this story regurarly.. NOOOO! Keep the bananna peel away..*whimpers*
Plug-in: Go read SapphireAngelofNight's fanfic, "Just another detective story" witty, dry humor with a ton of surprises! You'll love it people! Also "Android B" is dramatic and fresh! Definitely a favorite! ^_~

Back at the S.U.W.L. movie theater, we see Marron picking her nose, Goten vainly trying to bribe Android T to give him some of that fried chicken he has stashed under the seat, Trunks snoring, and Bunni greeting the readers...
Bunni: We're baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccckkk! *evil giggle*
Goten: Bunni, can you convince Android T that giving me fried chicken will make Trunks explode?
Bunni: O.O;;
Trunks:*wakes up* Huh? I thought I heard my name..
Bunni:*bonks him* 'Bout time you woke up.. the movie's gonna start again.
Trunks: How come you only bonk me? O.o;;
Bunni: 'Cause ya always hurt the ones you love..
Goten:*watches Android T strangle Trunks* Does that mean that Android T loves Trunks? Because he hurts him alot.
Marron: ^_^ Yeah! *looks at her empty popcorn tub* Errrrr...*watches magically as it refills itself* ^_~ I just love this place..*pigs out on popcorn again*
Android T: -and take that, Woman-Stealer!*punches Trunks*
Trunks:*punches Android T back* And you take that, you Robot That Looks Like Me! Bunni:*demonically growls* ENOUGH!
*silence*
Bunni: That's better.. Now Goten, would you please?
Goten: *grins as he pushes button* *lights flicker out and it is black. Black letters come unto a white screen*
The Annual Villain Bikini Contest
Chapter Three-A Sing-Along! ^__^



We see our favorite Saiyajin Prince (coughcoughbesidesTrunks!cough!) Vegeta carrying twenty suitcases, all stacked on top of eachother as he shoves them all into the car trunk. Bulma stands on the lawn looking at him with a weird expression, Trunks is inside finishing with breakfast, and Bra is sleeping in her bed.

Vegeta: Okay Onna, we might be able to fit in your suitcases too.

Bulma: O.o;; You could of saved all that work and capsulized it all. *holds up capsule* Like I did.

Vegeta:*Homer Simpson style* D'OH! *capsulizes it all* Stupid Onna and her being smarter than me on more than one occasion..*mutters as he puts capsule inside his pocket*

Trunks:*comes out looking confused* O.o;; um..where are we going?

Vegeta: To *noise of cats and dogs barking prevent the listener to hear*, boy.

Trunks:*horrified look* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *tries to run away*

Vegeta:*grabs him by the shirt* Oh no you don't. If I'm going, YOU'RE GOING.

Trunks:*screams* BUT THAT INSANE ANDROID THAT LOOKS LIKE ME IS THERE!! NOT TO MENTION THAT RABBIT-EARED GIRL WHO SEDUCED ME MORE THAN ONCE AND MAKES THAT ANDROID THAT LOOKS LIKE ME JEALOUS AND STARTS TO HIT ME! I DON'T LIKE TO BE HIT! *desperately tries to escape*

Vegeta:*smirks* Too bad. I'm invited to participate *coughwincough* the Annual Villain Bikini Contest and I'll be blasted to Death by Kakarott if you're not dragged along with me. *drags Trunks to the seat of the hover-car*

Trunks:...-.- *looks up the sky as he is dragged* Bunni... you ingenius evil person. O.o;; Somehow you found a way to get my FATHER to drag me back to your S.U.W.L., *blinks as he is in back seat* How'd I get here?

Vegeta:*rolls eyes* Just like his mother..

Bulma: *in car outfit: leather gloves, scarve around her neck, motor-goggles, capsule t-shirt* Mwahahahaha! *takes out keys* We're ready! ^_^

Vegeta: But-but I wanted to drive!

Bulma: NO! I drive! *hugs keys*

Vegeta:*holds out hand* Give them up.

Bulma:*looks from keys to Vegeta's hand, then back to keys* But I even have a cool car outfit..

Vegeta:..GIVE..THEM..UP..NOW.

Bulma:*sniffles* Fine but I get to drive back home.

Vegeta: Deal.

Bulma:*throws keys at him and huffs as she moves to the front seat*...wait...*holds up hands* How'd I get here? O.o;;

Vegeta: -.-;; *ignores his wife* Buckle in, brat and Onna. *evil laugh* Mwahahahahaha..*takes out leather gloves and riding goggles* *puts them on*

Trunks and Bulma: O.O

Vegeta:*glares at them* What? You'd think I didn't have my own car outfit? *snorts*

Trunks and Bulma: O.O

Vegeta:*starts the car and maniacally laughs* AHAHAHAHA!! BIKINI CONTEST HERE I COME!!!

Bulma and Trunks:*scream for their dear life* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

O.O and that is how the Briefs' morning started... amazing isn't it?

****

The Ginyu Force all in army outfits in front of a beat-up, graffeti torn van, with suitcases by their sides..

Ginyu:*in army general outfit* Jeice, got the bikini's?

Jeiyce: *salutes* Check. *pats suitcase*

Ginyu: Flat stomachs?

Froggo: *checks stomach* Check.

Ginyu: Personalities?

All the Ginyu Force: *look around and nod to themselves* Check!

Ginyu: ^__^ Then we're good to go, buddies. *goes to driver's seat*

Big Purpley Guy: Heeeeey.. I wanted to drive.

Ginyu: O.O..*sighs and moves to Big Purpley Guy*..listen..*puts hand on the Big Purpley Guy's shoulder* We all want to drive the van, but only SOME of us can be able to do it..*shakes head sadly* and you aren't part of that SOME.

Big Purpley Guy:*silent for a moment then sniffles and goes to the backseat*

Ginyu:*evil chuckle as he sits down* Always works..*turns cheerful* ^_^ Don't forget to buckle in! *puts key in and drives off*

Big Purpley Guy:*sits by Froggo* *sniff* I wanted to *sniff* Drive! *sobs hysterically on Froggo's shoulder*

Froggo: ...eh...O.O;; *is moistened by tears* Um... Big Purpley Guy, could you-

Big Purpley Guy: *cries even more* OH WHY? WHY CAN'T I BE PART OF THAT 'SOME'?! WHY?!

Recoom:*shakes head* He'll be like that for a while..

Jeiyce:*times his watch to thirty-five minutes* ^_^ Well I'm all set 'til that time.

Froggo: Ergh.. I feel so damp.. -.-;;

***


We see Mai and Chou in front a helicopter, looking exasperated as they look at their watches.

Mai: SIRE! WE'RE LATE! *taps her watch*

Pilaf:*runs around, room to room* BUT I CAN'T FIND MY RICKY MARTIN CD!!

Chou and Mai:*sweatdrop*

Mai:*slaps head and sighs heavily* Introduce a guy to Latin music, and he instantly gets obsessed with it.

Chou:*rubs bandage on his forehead* At least it's something we can bear with..

Mai: Speak for yourself..

Pilaf:*comes out with cloths dishelveled* WELL? SOMEONE HELP ME FIND IT!! I DON'T PAY YOU IDIOTS TO JUST TALK TO YOURSELVES!

Mai and Chou: AAAH! YES YOUR HIGHNESS! *both scour around*

Chou:*while looking* You know, I just realized... he doesn't pay us anything..

Pilaf:*screams at Chou* I HEARD THAT! *takes out a fork and throws it at Chou, which AGAIN implants itself in his forehead*

Chou: NOT AGAIN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! THE PAIN! THE AGONY! THE FORK!! THE FORK!! MOMMYYY!!!

Mai:*mutters* Poor guy..doesn't get a break..

Pilaf: LESS TALKY MORE RICKY!!

Mai: EEP! *rummages through clothes violently*

***

At Mountain Retreat, we see the lovable Buu family get ready for the the start of a fresh, brand-new day..


Fat Buu: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!! *screams upstairs* I can't find my lucky socks!!!

Mother Buu:*hands on hips* *yells back* TRY LOOKIN' BEHIND CLETUS' DRAWERS!

Fat Buu: WHAT??!!

Mother Buu: LOOK BEHIND CLETUS' DRAWERS!

Fat Buu: WHAT?!

Mother Buu:*exasperated sigh* LOOK. BEHIND. CLETUS'. DRAWERS. GET IT??!!

Fat Buu: Uh, okay, Look behind Meater's boulders! gotcha, mom!

Mother Buu:*falls over anime style*

*Twenty Minutes, thirty-nine punches and falsetto threats, one cereal breakfast, two monkies, and a burial later*

Mother Buu:*tired sigh* Is everyone done?

Everyone: Yup!

Mother: Socks?

Fat Buu:*lifts foot up* Got them.

Mother: Manuals on how to revive Uncle Elvis Cooter Jethro twice removed from our cuz's left side thrice observed after his monkey bites him?

Lil' Buu:*lifts up an Africa-sized book* Got it.

Mother: Any or all fried chicken that was found by Cletus's rock collection?

Nerdy Buu:*holds stinky bag of old fried chicken at arms' length* *grossed out voice* Got it. Phew! Stinky!

Mother: Then let's go!!! *jumps into an old-styled Model T car (the kind the Beverly Hillbillies drive ^-^;;) and everyone in their large family climb in after her* Role call! *takes out a mile-long list* Billy Ray Buu!?

Billy Ray Buu:*bucktoothed and short* *raises hand* Herre! *speaks muffledly*

Mother: Ellie-May Buu?

Three Buu Girls:*shout* Here!

Mother: Bubba Buu? Jim Bob Buu? Boy Buu? Cody Buu? Bertha Buu? Billy-joe Buu? Mary-jo Buu? Cuz Buu? John Wayne Eastwood Buusfield? George W. Buush? Billy-buu-jim-bob the third? Larmard Buu? Big Buu? Buudeen? George Buubert Walker? Jesse Buu?

1/5 of Buu's: HERE!

Mother:*goes even more* George (pronounced as GEEyorge) Buu?, Henry (pronounced as HAYnree) Buu , Jeroboam Buu, Johnny Buub (pronounced "boob"), Billy-bo Bob Bin Bale Buub Buuket (prounounced "booket")..

***


We see Dr. Gero come out in frilly English outfit (the kind Austin Powers wears..), a white 'fro, and breathes in the air deeply before going into a wild coughing fit.

Dr. Gero: Damn *cough* smog! Someone should do something about that. O.O;; *walks distinguished to his white van with the words "Groovolicious" in rainbow psychadelic printing on the side* ^-^ Ah..fond memories..*gets in driver's seat* *calls out from window* Children! Oh, children! Come on! *beeps horn* We haven't got all morning!!

Cell: We're coming! *comes out in purple Pimp outfit*

Dr. Gero: Well hurry up! My butt's fallen asleep!

17:*calls out* Quit squirming your wrinkly ass then! *comes out in tight leather pants, gold chains, and a small four year old's t-shirt, smirking as he walks to passenger's seat* ^_^

Cell:*crawls into backseat* Do you think anyone will suspect that we got these clothes from a $.99 cent store?

17 and Dr. Gero: *think for a moment then say* Nah...

Dr.Gero:*starts car and laughs maniacally* IT LIVES! IT LIIIIIIVES! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

17:*smacks his creator over the head* We know that you old foogie, just drive already.

Dr. Gero:*mumbles something about ballerina dancing androids and drives off*

Cell: O.O;; *thinks, "How the heck did I get stuck with these freaks?"*

Dr. Gero:*sends message telephatically, "Well you ain't no Easter basket, yourself!"*

Cell:*jumps in surprise and bumps his head against the ceiling of the van and comes down passed out* X.X

17:*looks long and hard at Cell before turning to Dr. Gero* What's with him?

Dr. Gero: *smirks and drives on Interstate 5* I have no clue..

***

We see the Ginyu force riding in silence. Jeiyce is in the front seat, Ginyu is driving (he's a little crazy after riding with these guys for twenty minutes), Big Purpley Guy is still sobbing hysterically on Froggo's shoulder, Froggo and Recoom are having a battle of stares....

Jeiyce:...soooo...

Ginyu: * turns head to Jeice as he yells as head gets three times bigger* WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO TALK, JEIYCE? WHO? HUH?!

Jeiyce:*whimpers and curls up into a ball* Sorry sir..

Froggo:*blinks* DAMN!

Recoom: heh heh heh... ^___^ You lost! *folds arms* You know what this means..

Froggo: NO! It's bad enough I have this purpley thing on my shoulder making me wet, but I won't do THAT!

Recoom: BOOOSSSSS!!! *whines pathetically* Froggo won't sing 'Y-M-C-A' With me!

Ginyu:*eye twitches as he turns around*....*scary calm voice*...is that so?

Froggo:*nervous laugh* Did I say that? No! I meant I'd be happy to do the 'Y-M-C-A' song! ^__^ ehehehee... *rubs back of head*

Ginyu: *chirps* GOOD! ^_^ *puts in tape* *'Y-M-C-A' song comes in*

Froggo: -.-;;

Ginyu: Jeiyce, you do the honors.

Jeiyce: *stops whimpering and grins, doing the Y-M-C-A movements* It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.! It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.! They have everything For young men to enjoy. You can hang out with all the boys.

*All Ginyu members do the arm movements as they are sitted down, including Ginyu*

Froggo: ^_^ this ain't half-bad.

Recoom: Hey, we could make this our act.

Froggo: Hey you're ri-

Ginyu: *looks back at them, vein popping out of forehead and eye twitching* WHO SAID YOU COULD STOP SINGING? HUH? HUH?!

Froggo and Recoom: ..eep..sorry sir..*both shake in fear and Froggo crawls into Recoom's arms sobbing* don't hurt us..

Ginyu:*grumbles then sings loudly* Young man, Are you listening to me/
I said, young man/ what do you want to be
I said, young man/ you can make real your dreams,
but you've/ got/ to/ know/ this/ one/ thing. ^_^

Froggo:*whispers*..he's scaring me more than usual lately.

Big Purpley Guy: *sniffling and rocking himself* All I wanted to do is drive..*sniff sniff*

****


*10 accidents, 4 loose fire hydrants, 138 shaking fists of angry people later*


Bulma: *holding unto seat for dear life* O.O This is why I didn't want you to drive.

Trunks: *weeping for his soul in the backseat* I don't want to go to *car beeping noises* again! It was scary enough last time! Kami, just let me die on the road! Anything but the android that looks like me! Anything! *starts clawing at interior of the car*

Vegeta: TRUNKS! *growls* Don't do that! We're paying monthly for this car! Don't revert to your bad habits!

Trunks: *stops clawing*..*looks down* Sorry sir..

Vegeta: Humph..

Bulma: VEGETA! *points wildly to the window* WATCH THE ROAD, DAMMIT!

Vegeta: huh? *goes over a large bump* What was that? *backs up going over the bump*

Bulma: -.-;; it WAS an old lady..

Vegeta:*drives on* Oh, then it's ok. ^____^

Bulma: O.O;;

Vegeta:*looks back to Trunks* Now Brat, let this be a lesson to you. I don't want you messing up the car like the time before...and the time before that.. and the time before that.. and the time before that...and the time before that... and the time before that.. and the time before that.. and the time befor- *cut off by Bulma*

Bulma: AH! VEGETA! WATCH THE ROAD!...AGAIN!

Vegeta:*looks and swerves to the right and misses person, which turned out to be a bank-robber*

Bulma: WHY'D YOU DO THAT?

Vegeta: Do what?

Bulma: Swerve to the right instead of running the person over?

Vegeta: 'Cause it was a bank robber..*sniff* I respect fellow evil-doers. ^_^

Bulma: O.O;;

Vegeta:*continues driving insanely* You know, I get the strangest feeling we forgot something.

Bulma: Me too..

Trunks: *stroking leather with nails, wanting to tear it all up, but the glare from his father keeps him from doing it* I don't know what you all are thinking about, but we didn't miss anything important. Trust me on this.

Vegeta: The brat's probably right.

Bulma: Yup. I mean, what could we have forgotten?

Back at CC, we find the forgotton person..

Bra:*blinks as she wakes up* *yawns tiredly and goes down in her pajama's downstairs*

A silence echoes through the entire house.

Bra: Helllllllooooooo? Anyone here?

More silence comes as her answer, making her horribly afraid.

Bra:*whimpers and curls into a ball*..anyone?

Back at the Briefs family...

*long silence*

Trunks:...sooooo...

Bulma: Hey, what do you all say about a sing-along?

Trunks:...

Vegeta: ^__^ Good idea Onna.. I have just the song in mind.

Trunks:...

Bulma: Really, what's that?

Vegeta: This. *sings* I'm..too sexy for my spandex. Too sexy for the GR. Too sexy for anyone to handle. ^__^

Trunks and Bulma:..O.O;;

Trunks:*whispers as Vegeta sings* mom..I'm scared.

Bulma:.. I know son. I know. Me too.

Vegeta: I'm.. too sexy for my opponents. Too sexy for my spandex. Too sexy for the BADMAN shirt! ^___^

Trunks:..didn't he already say 'spandex' already?

Vegeta: QUIET! *growls* I'm singing! *eye begins to twitch*

Trunks: O.O;;..er..sorry?

Vegeta: Better. ^__^ * continues to sings* I'm.. too sexy for my spandex. Too sexy for Sailor Moon. Too sexy for this car even!


***

Mother Buu:*drives* ...

Nerdy Buu: *speaks up finally* Say, why don't we have a sing-along? *winks and gives thumbs up*

Buu's:*all growl and gang-up and punch Nerdy Buu*

Nerdy Buu: *nerdy high voice* Ow! ow! Mommy! ow! ow! OOOOOW! Not my special place! oow!

Fat Buu:*when everyone stops beating up Nerdy Buu* Hey *waves hands around* Why don't we have a sing-along?

Buu's:*yell in agreement* Great idea!

Nerdy Buu: HEEEEY! That's just what I said!

Lil' Buu: No. He did this *waves hands around like Fat Buu* and you did this *winks and gives thumbs up like Nerdy Buu did* see?

Nerdy Buu: ;_______; *sniff* *holds black eye* That isn't faaaaaaaair!! *whines*

Lil' Buu: QUIET! *shakes fist* Or we'll knock your teeth out!

Nerdy Buu: O.o;;.. *mutters* little children shouldn't be beating up grown people.. it's just not normal..

Mother Buu: *starts singing in high Blue Grass voice* Bi-bo-bom-bi-bo-bo-bum-bi-bi-bom! I say, bi-bitty-bo-buu-bob-billy-bonnie-bibby!

All Buu's:*sing in, as some play Blue Grass instruments* I say, be-bi-boi-bommity- bun-bun-bitty-billy-borky-bissy-bum-bum-bum-binnnnnnnniiiiiiiiieeeeee!

Nerdy Buu: ;______; *thinks, "....WHY? Why Kami? WHY??!!"*

Mother: I say, Bi-bi-bi-bon-ni-no-no-billy-bob-geeeeorge-w-buuuush- bom-bom-bom-bu-buu-boo-bomb! Sing that blue grass, Billy Buu Bob Bin Larry Buuuuuswhick!

*Buus all nod their head to the rhythm*

Billy Buu Bob Bin Larry Buuswhick (phew, that's alot to say! ^_^;;): And I say, bitty-bob-bi-bom-bom-bitty-bi-bi-be-buuuuuuuuuuuusssssssh! ^__^

****


Dr. Gero:*nodding his head to music* and I say, "Goooooodbye to yoooooou... goodbye to everything, tha-ii-t we used to do,"

17:*tries to block horrid sound out of his ears* The sound! It sounds like nails on a chalkboard! Make it stop, someone! Make it stop! *cries*

Cell:*still knocked out* X.X

17:*glares at Cell* Lucky bastard.. unconcious as usual.

Dr. Gero: *still singing along to music* You were the one that I loved.. the one thing I trrrrried to hold onto.. oh yeah.

17:*begins banging his head against window, making small spider cracks* Oh Kami, someone, just END it already!

Dr. Gero: Oh, gooooooodbye to yoooou. Your my shooting star.. *ends up crying* Such a beautiful song. I love Michelle Branch..*sniff sniff* ooooh goodbye to you.. goodbye to everything tha-iii-t we doooo...

17:*drawls* oh just please let it end.. O.o;;

Cell:*wakes up* *blinks* *hears singing then passes out again*

17:*mumbles again* Lucky bastard..

***

In a copter, we see Mai's eye twitching as she covers her ears with her hands, Chou singing along with Emperor Pilaf to Ricky Martin music..

Emperor Pilaf* ^_^ She's into superstition, black cats and Voodoo dolls!

Chou: I feel a premonition, that girls gonna make me fall!

Mai:..please..just stop..*bangs head against window* stooooooop...

Emperor:*does the macarena* She's into new sensations, new kicks in the candle light! *does the mini-version of the moonwalk*

Chou:*does the swim* Upside down, inside out, she's livin' la vida loca

Mai:*sobs* Damn you Mickey Ratin!

Pilaf:*stops singing* It's Ricky Martin, Mai! RICKY!

Mai: -.-;; *dry tone* oh how could I forget?..can we turn it off?

Pilaf and Chou: NO! *make a forcefield around radio*

Mai: O.o;; geez it was just a suggestion..

Pilaf: Well it wasn't a very smart suggestion..*caresses radio* ah, my love, don't worry you shall stay safe.

Mai: O.O

Chou: O.O;; um...okay.. I think we shouldn't touch the radio from now on..

Mai: Only with santation gloves..

Pilaf:*continues singing* Livin' la vida loco! *does more moonwalking*

Chou: Also we need to cleanse ourselves mentally from that sight..
Mai:*nods*
***

We see the Ice-jin family get into a mini-van with King Kold in the driver's seat. Cooler is sitting in the front, Frieza in the back with Zarbon, and Dodoria in the very back alone.

King Kold: ^_^ Okays kids! Got everything?

Frieza: I think so..*checks purse* Um.. Yeah! ^_^ Make-up, hairpins, capsules of our bikini's, and pepperspray!

Dodoria: Why pepper spray?

Frieza: Just in case we meet rowdy monkies..

*everyone snickers*

Zarbon: You are so smart.

Frieza: ^____^ I know.

King Kold: Okay is everyone strapped in? *starts driving*

Ice-jin Family: YES!

Dodoria: Bikini contest here we come!

Cooler: And "Mr. Best Evil Villain in a Bikini of the Year" here we win!

*a long silence as they drive on the Interstate highway*

Dodoria:.. Someone put on some damn music! I'm bored!

Frieza: I second that.

Zarbon: ^____^ Hey, why don't we play my tape. It's in the recorder.. *thinks, "soon, soon I'll be able to rule Freiza's empire.. only by mind control tape I put in the tape recorder will I control their pitiful lizard minds!...oh and Dodoria too.."* *chuckles evilly*

Cooler:..are you okay, Zarbon?

Zarbon:*stops laughing* Yeah. *coughs* Just a frog in my throat..

King Kold:*snickers*

Zarbon: *glares* and what pray tell, is so funny?

King Kold: It's just that you also look alot like a frog too.. ^____^

Zarbon: Oh har, har, har.. *twirls hands around in air* Why don't we ALL make fun of the green guy? Huh? Why don't we?

All: Hey thanks! ^___^

Zarbon:*falls over anime style in seat*

King Kold: *plays tape recorder* There we go..

Zarbon:*quietly chuckles evilly*

Cooler: Frog in your throat again, Zarbon?

Zarbon: *covers it up by coughing* Yeah.

Tape: *Zarbon's voice comes* Ahem..one, two, three. Testing, one, two, three *microphone feedback* er.. okay I guess this is working. ^_^

All: *sweatdrop*

Tape: *deep hypnotic voice* You are all under Zarbon's power.. you all want to do everything Zarbon tells you toooooo ... you are hypnotized... hypppppppnoooootiiiiiiized..

Ice-jin Family except for Zarbon: @___@ *have swirlies in their eyes and nod* Yeeeeess master..

Tape: You only obey Zaaaaarbon.. Zar-*is cutt off by sudden pop music coming in* Oops, I did it again! I made you believe you were lost in the game.

All:*sweatdrop as they come out of trance*

Zarbon: NOOO! I taped Brittany Spears over my mind sumissionable tape! -.-;; Why does this always happen to me?? WHY?

Frieza: I don't know what you're talking about, but this music is getting kind funky! ^_^ *gets jiggy with it*

All:*dance except for Zarbon*

Zarbon: *sobbing as he looks at the estranged lizard family* O.o;; Vegeta knew when to get out.. *sobsniff* damn him! Damn myself *sniff* for taping that song over my mind control tapes! Wwwwwwwwhhhhaaa....*sobs into hands*

Dodoria: *starts singing along* OOOOPS! I did it again! I made you believe, you were more than a friend! ^_^

Zarbon: *cries harder*



***

At Evil Saiyajin Residence.. aha! Thought I forgot all about them, eh?...well actually for a while I did..-.-;;

Nappa: *comes down dressed in dirty, stained t-shirt and pants* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! WE'RE *BLEEEEEP*ING LATE!!

Raditz: *bleeep* AAHHH! *climbs into van* It's bad enough we forget until the last minute!

Turles: Will you all *bleeeeeep*ing shut up? *gets into driver's seat*

Brolli:*comes out in little girl dress and pouts* I dun wanna go.

Turles: *eye twitches* You'd better get your crossdressin' *bleeepcensor* here or we'll kick it to Chinatown!

Brolli: *growls* NO! You cussed out on me!

Raditz: *rolls eyes* how stupid is this guy?

Turles: *mumbles* I dunno.. compared to you and Nappa, preeeeeetty stupid! Ow! *rubs head*

Raditz: *finished whacking him with a newspaper and sits inside the van*

Nappa: *cuddling next to the new T.V.* ^___^ Ah, my new love. We shall never be apart. Our love shall conquer nations because it is so powerful..

Raditz: *suddenly evil look comes on his face* *blasts the TV to smitther-eins* AHAHAAHAHAHAH! Is your love strong MOW, Nappa?! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Nappa: MY LOVE!!!

Raditz: *still laughing*

Nappa: *sobs and holds the blasted TV* Gone.. again.. NOOOOOOOO!!!

Raditz: *chuckles and moves to the front seat sniggering still* ^__^ I'm so evil..

Turles comes in and a sniffling Brolli in normal clothes climbs into the back of the van. Nappa is still sobbing hysterically.

Raditz: What the hell happened to Brolli?

Turles: *looks uncomfortable and squirms in his seat* I'd rather not talk about it..

Raditz: O.o;; ooooook...

Turles: *begins to drive*

Brolli: *hums a song* do do do..

Nappa: *stops crying and glares at Brolli* You fool? Can't you see I'm mourning? Stop that idiotic humming..

Brolli: *sticks out tongue* Make me, baka..

Nappa: *eye twitch*

Raditz: *gulps* Turles, tell me Brolli did not just say that..

Turles: Okay, he did not just say that. *whimpers as he feels Nappa power up*

Nappa: OH I'LL MAKE YOU ALRIGHT! I'LL SHOVE THAT *bleep* UP YOU *bleep* AND MAKE SURE YOU NEVER *bleepcensor* EVER *bleep* AGAIN!

Brolli: STOP! I DON'T LIKE BEING CUSSED OUT! *cries then stops grinning evilly* stop or I'll..

Nappa: Or you'll what?

Brolli: *clears throat and sings loudly* my bonnie lies over the ocean..

Turles, Raditz, and Nappa: What the..? O.o;;

Raditz: *whispers* What the hell is that freak doing?

Nappa: *blinks*

Brolli: *still singing* oh my bonnie lies deep in the sea.. oh please bring back my bonnie to me..

Nappa: *breaks out into tears*

Turles:..I'm getting scared, Raditz.. *turns back to the road, swerving left and right*

Raditz: Me too.. *shudders at the two*

Nappa: *starts singing* OH MY TV LIES IN RAMBLES, OH MY TV IS IN PEICES, OH MY TV IS GONE FOREVER, OH PLEASE DRAGONABLLS BRING TV BACK..

Raditz:..what the..?

Turles: *mutters* that didn't even ryhme..

Nappa: *continuing sobbing and singing with Brolli* OH MY TV IS GONE FOREVER, MY TV IS DEAD, OH PLEASE SOMEONE TAPE MY TV BACK..

Raditz: Well that sounds better than the original, you gotta admit that.

Turles: *begrudgingly nods* yeah.. I'll give 'im that.

Brolli and Nappa: OH MY TV IS GONE FOREVER.. MY TV IS DEEEEEAAAAAD..

Raditz: *joins in* *male opera voice* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY TV HAS LEFT FOREVER.. PLEASE SOMEONE TAPE IT BACK FOOOOOR MEEE!!

Nappa and Brolli: *clap*

Brolli: Nice ryhme..

Nappa: You did me proud.

Raditz: ^______^

Turles: *bangs head against steering wheel* I'm cooped up with lunatics.. *starts crying as they all sing again*


***

Trunks:...I'm scared..*whimpers and tries to roll himself into a little ball in his movie chair seat*

Bunni: Blast! Now I have that song stuck in my head..

Marron: The Michelle Branch one?

Bunni: Nuhpe..

Marron: The Y-M-C-A one?

Bunni: Uh, getting warmer..

Marron: Bluegrass?

Bunni:...what?

Marron: O.o;; nevermind...

Bunni:*hums 'I'm..too sexy'* I'm.. too sexy for my bonking stick! ^_^

Android T:*begins to snore*...*SNOOOOOORE*

Bunni: O.O;; *pokes him* Wake up, ya lazy bum! Your turn to do the TBC thangie.

Android T:*jerks awake* but Mommy, I want to ride the purple unicorn!

Trunks and Goten:*snicker*

Android T:*punches Trunks and glares at Goten*..grrr.. *turns to readers* Ahem..*posh British accent* 'Ello there, good chaps! ^_^ My name's T, overjoyed to make your aquaintance, *is poked yet again by Bunni* Anywhos, what's shall happen next time? Will Vegeta stop singing that song, "I'm So Sexy"? Will the Ginyu force ever be normal chaps? Will the Buu's finally think enough to use birth control in their family? Only time can tell in, Chapter Four "Ok....I'm gonna back away now..!" ^_^ *turns to Bunni* Good enough?

Bunni:*too preoccupied at staring at Trunks' chest*..huh? Wha? *turns to Android T* Oh yeah, sure, I guess. *turns to stare again*

Android T: ~-~ *thinks, 'I'll kill that hybrid one day..then Bunni shall be MINE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!' and chuckles evilly*

Goten:*eyes Marrons' bucketful of fried chicken*..hmm..

Marron:*humming the bluegrass song* And I say, be-bi-bitty-bin-bon-bi-bi-betty-buu! ^___^ Darn that's catchy.. *doesn't notice Goten reaching for fried chicken*

TBC..?

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