Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Any Woman, Anytime, Anywhere... ❯ Chapter Two ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter Two

"Hey Chi!" Bulma cried, scrambling through the crowd to get to her best friend.

"B-chan! How's it goin'?" she asked, when the blue-haired girl reached them.

"I'm cool, you see Krillin or Juu around?"

"We're right here!" a female voice called out from behind her. 18 was holding Krillin by the wrist and was half-dragging him through the crowd. Vegeta slinked up behind Goku and Chi Chi.

Krillin spotted him, pointed at Bulma and mouthed, "Anytime, anywhere." Goku grinned also.

"What're you so happy about, Son-kun?" Chi Chi asked, spotting his smile.

"Oh, nothing," Goku said innocently.

"Whatever. C'mon you guys, we've gotta get in, otherwise all the good tables'll be taken." Chi Chi said. Whipping out her VIP pass, she showed it to the bouncers at the door, and again to the ones leading to the special VIP second floor. Being best buds with the richest heiress in the world certainly had it's perks. All the others followed her, en suite.

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"Hey," a waiter greeted them as they all sat down. "Do you guys want something to eat?" Everyone nodded in agreement, and a few moments later, he came back with the menus. "Okay, I'll get you guys something to drink in the meantime…please."

"Coke," Krillin said.

"Coke," 18 said.

"Diet Sprite." Chi Chi said.

"Diet root beer, please." Bulm ordered.

"Coors light," Goku said.

"Bud light," Vegeta grunted. The waiter nodded and left. The group fussed around for a moment about what they were going to eat. Then the waiter came back with their drinks, set them down.

"Okay, ready to order?"

"Um…yeah." Bulma said, looking around the table to no objections. "I'll have a cheeseburger, and fries."

"Me too." 18 said, and Krillin nodded too.

"Um…Caeser salad, with low-fat dressing." Chi Chi said.

"Steak, rare, and fries." Goku said, and Vegeta grunted his agreement also.

When the waiter had left, Bulma turned to Chi Chi. "Are you on another diet? You're already skinny as hell."

"Are you kidding? I couldn't fit into my leather mini today!" Chi Chi cried.

"We bought that two years ago." Informed 18 to the rest of the group, then turned to Chi Chi. "Chi, seriously. I don't think you'd be able to fit into something you bought two years ago, anyways. Me and Bulma can't."

"Yeah, well, that's you guys. I'm telling you, I'm turning into a blimp!"

"You are not turning into a blimp," Goku assured, slipping a hand around her waist. "I never did like skinny girls after all-"

"Oh, so now you're calling me fat!!!" Chi Chi screeched, and she threw her napkin onto the table, and stalked away, muttering something about going to the bathroom. Goku glanced around and blinked naively.

"Did I say something wrong?" Bulma and 18 looked at each other, and let out a wary sigh, they both got up to go and comfort Chi Chi.

"Seriously, this is one of the many things where no matter what you say, it's always wrong. Just keep your mouth shut next time." Krillin said, shaking his head. Vegeta just snickered in amusement.

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"Chi," Bulma coaxed. "Please come out of the stall."

"I won't! The world loathes me, I'm humongous, and my boyfriend hates me. I might as well just die now." She wailed.

"Now come on, Chi." 18 tried. "Goku doesn't hate you, and you are NOT humongous. Seriously…relax."

"That's easy for you to say, you two are both skinnier than toothpicks!" Chi Chi cried.

"Now, come on. Crying is not going to get you anywhere. So, quit being a baby and get out of there." Bulma said, trying the aggressive approach.

It didn't work, Chi Chi just began to sob even harder. "Even my friends hate me! Oh for god's sake, why don't I just keel over right now?!?!" Bulma sighed, and gave Juu a look.

"Fine," Juu said in mock-defeat. "We'll just leave you here to cry about the extra pounds that you DON'T have, the insensitive boyfriend that you DON'T have. And the unloyal friends that you DON'T have. Bye now…"

"One…two…three…" Bulma mouthed, and on three the stall crashed open. The two ladies on the outside shared a knowing, 'gets-to-her-every-time' look.

"Are you guys serious?" Chi Chi asked miserably, her makeup, hair, and face a total mess.

"Positive." Bulma assured. "Now, let's get you cleaned up, Goku's waiting…" And now facing a calmer Chi Chi, fixed up her scraggly hair, and streaky makeup. Except for the slight puffiness of her eyes, she looked fine, when they were done.

"Perfect." 18 announced, smoothing back the last strand of black hair. "Now, come on. Our food's probably there already."

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"Finally," Vegeta grumbled as the girls approached their table. "Food was about to get cold." As Juu predicted, the food had already arrived, and was sitting, waiting for them at the table.

"Damn it, I don't want this…" Chi Chi complained, picking at her salad, and eyeing the burgers and fries enviously.

"Go ahead," Bulma encouraged, "Order something else. Don't worry about the salad, my treat."

"Thanks, B!" Chi Chi exclaimed, and quickly flagged down a waiter and placed her order. In a few moments her food had arrived, and she inhaled it all quickly.

"Damn, Chi, you must've not eaten for a week." Juu said, raising an eyebrow.

"Hell yea," Chi Chi answered, her mouth stuffed with fries. She swallowed, and took a big gulp of Sprite. The friends sat there chatting for about half and hour, and Samantha Mumba's 'Baby, come on over' came on over the speakers.

"Ooh, I love this song." Chi Chi squealed, and grabbed Goku's hand. "Let's go dance!" Krillin wiggled his eyebrows suggestively at 18 and she giggled.

"All right, you goon, I'll go and dance with you." Krillin smiled, and led her to the dance floor, but not before winking at Vegeta, and whispering, "anytime, anywhere." Bulma sat opposite him, bouncing slightly to the beat, and mouthing the words.

Vegeta sighed, "Come on, woman."

"What, Vegeta?" Bulma asked, turning over to him. "To dance?"

"Yes, now move woman," he said, grabbing her hands and pulling her to the dance floor.

When they reached the floor, Vegeta and Bulma started dancing together, until Vegeta decided to make her sweat a little. He grabbed her hips and began grinding with her. Bulma gave a little gasp, but she quickly regained control, and put her hands around his neck, and grinded right back. When the song ended, Bulma smiled, and sauntered over to the DJ, Vegeta watched on as she exchanged some words with him.

"What was that all about?" Vegeta yelled over the din when she returned.

"Oh, nothing," Bulma yelled back. "Come with me to the store, I want to get some glow sticks."

"Glow sticks?" Vegeta muttered but followed her nonetheless. When they reached the slightly quieter interior of the store, he asked her, "What are you doing, woman?"

"Well, Vegeta." Bulma said, picking up a few packages of sticks and ambling up to the cashier. "I wanna see what you can do." She paid, and ripped open the packages. She handed two to Vegeta and took two herself. The rest she slipped into her pockets, and gave a few more to Vegeta and indicated that he do the same.

"What the hell are you talking about, woman?" Vegeta demanded, tired of playing this little guessing game.

"I was wondering if you knew how to rave," Bulma smiled mischievously, cracking the glowsticks, as Vegeta began to do the same.

"Raving, woman? That's all you wanted me to prove?" Vegeta smirked. "Of course I know how to rave."

"Oh, yes." Bulma smirked also, "I figured you would know how to, I was wondering if you would be able to keep up." Just as she was talking, 'Can't Fight the Moonlight (club remix version)' by Leanne Rimes came on over the loudspeakers. "In fact," Bulma yelled over the music. "I go at least five times faster than the natural beat of the music, so let's see if you can keep up!" with that, Bulma ducked into the crowd, and began raving like hell. Her glowsticks weren't just a nebulous blur, they were waved around so fast, that the neon green actually looked blue. On top of that, Bulma didn't just stay in one spot and wave them around, she danced slinkily and sexily around the whole entire floor. Vegeta smirked again, and walked right next to her, and matched her, move for move, pace for pace. They moved in odd synchronization. Doing the same thing, but at opposite angles, creating an awesome effect. Soon enough, the dancers had created a circle, watching them rave madly on the dance floor. These two definitely were the best ravers they've seen since raving was created. On top of that, Bulma's bracelets were glow-in-the-dark, so they shined brightly, and created an even more dazzling outcome. To make matters even more dramatic, Vegeta began break dancing like crazy, and to go with that, was also raving.

Goku, Chi Chi, Krillin, and 18 saw the commotion, and forced their way to the front of the crowd, and saw Bulma and Vegeta dancing madly in the middle.

"Damnit," Krillin whispered to Goku. "Looks like we're gonna be losing this bet."

"I'm not so sure," Goku mused back. "They're just dancing. And not even closely for that, they're RAVING for goodness sakes."

"I didn't know B-chan could rave." Chi Chi said to 18. Juu shook her head in agreement, and turned her attention back to the two.

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The song soon ended and the DJ put on another random club mix, and the crowd quickly scattered when Vegeta and Bulma; satisfied, but exhausted, stopped raving.

"Well, you showed me." Bulma smiled at Vegeta wearily.

"Never doubt me." Vegeta smirked.

"Damn, B!" Chi Chi cried. "I didn't know you could rave!"

"Ah…it's a little somethin' I picked up when I went club-hopping back in high school." Bulma said, glancing awkwardly at Vegeta. She knew he could rave, in fact, it was one of their many pastimes in high school (when they were together), the two would often go club-hopping and just pick up a little rave move here, and little rave move there, and put them together into their own little combo. In fact, what they just performed was just that, their little special combination that they would always perform at clubs. Vegeta scowled, knowing what she was talking about, and turned away. Krillin and Goku grinned and appeared in front of him.

"Hell yea, Vegeta." Krillin grinned. "You're certainly trying hard…" he said mockingly. Vegeta punched him in the shoulder, and tossed the now-used glowsticks into a garbage can.

"I haven't even begun my assault on the woman."

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