Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ As The Dragon Ball Turns... Again! ❯ THe Arrival & the Rules ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

note: from the ~BaBySmurf~ and Julez --- the authorS

BaBySmurf:Well, this is our 2nd fic together about DBZ.

Julez: And it is not as stupid.- *Scooby Doo Mystery Music* forever
Baby!

BaBySmurf: Actually it's twice as stupid,

Julez:Well, this fine piece of fiction has more of an assemblance to a
real storyline.....oof....too many big words.....ugh...

BaBySmurf: What my colleague is trying to say is that this one has a
point. So--

without further ado (I love saying that!) ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!!!!

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DISCLAIMER: We own almost NOTHING in this fic- except for the basic
plot and all the retarded stuff in it. We also own Ourselves {which is
pretty pathetic} the,*sniff*, talking squirrel, and Mr. Vancucci, plus
anyone else we happen to come up with along the way, so PLEASE DON'T
SUE US!!!!

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Well, after visiting their friends,(Gabby and Julez) and making total
asses of themselves, the two girls decide to let the basic DBZ crew
(Goku, Chi-Chi-, Gohan, Krillian, Trunks, Bulma, Vegeta & Piccolo)
stay at their place (oh and Davis too) But not without some
trouble....

As The Dragon Ball Turns .......Again

By Gabby (a.k.a. ~BaBySmurf~) and Julez

As Everyone piled out of their appropriate cars in front of Gabriel&
Julez's house, Piccolo started shrieking. His antennae had caught in
the power window. Goku was nursing a burnt finger, curtesy of his
curiosity with a cigarette lighter.

They walked to the door and Julez unlocked it. Their little army
trooped in, Piccolo forgetting to duck and whacking his head on the
door-way.

Well, Julez & Gabby were just two sisters living together, and so
naturally, their house was not exactly the biggest on the block. There
was a bedroom for Gabriel, a bedroom for Julez, and a guest bedroom.
There were 8 guests.

"I get my own room!" Piccolo blurted.

"UH, you get the tree-house!" Gabby said pushing him back.

"Oh Man!" Piccolo whapped his head against the ceiling fan. "Damn
houses! I'll take the treehouse!" He started mumbling, "no frickin
things to bump your head on in a tree house!!"

"So how long will you be staying?" Julez asked.

"Oh I dunno..." Chi-Chi started, "A couple of weeks, maybe a month or
two."

Gabriel fell over, and Julez reacted calmly, "Okay,, I'll be showing
you your rooms... Actually, you guys are in luck. I have a
trash-pickin' friend who has given me a bunk bed, and a couple extra
mattresses shoved into the closet. And we have one normal bed in here.
Now as you fight over who sleeps where, I'll go over the rules."

Julez watched an immediate dog-pile for the single bed and started,
"*Ahem*, Rule #1, and most important- no getting jiggied with it in
this house at any time!" She pointed a finger at Bulma & Vegeta, "This
includes YOU!"

The couple pouted, "Oh Man!"

"Rule #2," Gabby continued, "Neither I nor Julez is responsible for
your laundry. I am not going to be washing other people's bras or
*ahem* crusty underwear!" Gabby was looking at Gohan & Krillin, but
Goku was the one that blushed.

Everyone was still wrestling each other for the one bed. Vegeta
smacked his elbow and shouted "THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW!" He fell hard- on
the floor, and just...kinda... laid there.

"Ugh! Rule #3- If you want any food, TOUGH! But, we will be selling
glasses of water and hot-dogs for $10 each." Julez stated with a smile
on her face.

"Julia Sumner! Don't be so harsh!" Gabriel scolded. " We will NOT be
charging you for food, but remember- You will work your buns off if
you want anything to eat!"

Trunks dropped the headlock he had on Chi-Chi, "What!" he shouted.

Vegeta jumped to his feet "Woman- I will eat when I want to- and if
you don't let me, I'll, I'll-"

Gabby rolled her eyes, "Yeah, Right!"

"Last and final rule- clean up after yourself- And hopefully you all
know what that means- no leaving the seat up, no leaving nasty pads
around and so on and so forth."

The two girls exited the room, "Have Fun!"

It was quiet for a few moments, and then everybody started screaming,
hopefully it was about who sleeps where, and not dis-obeying Rule #1.

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Gabriel showed Piccolo where the shed and treehouse was, and Julez
started making dinner for her and Gabby.

After a while the guest room stopped shaking and a rumpled looking
Vegeta walked out slamming the door and mumbling."Fucking women! For
some reason Gohan and Krillin are sharing the one bed, The kid's
sleepin on the floor, and Bulma and Chi-Chi get the bunk-bed, while
Goku and I are stuck sleeping in the closet."

Julez suddenly froze as she heard the familiar squeak of her door and
raced to her bed-room, Krillin had found his way there and was eyeing
the picture of her ex-boyfriend in the trash. "Get outta here Mr....
Mr...Mr. Krillin! What is your last name anyway?"

"It's....actually- I don't know!" He said looking bewildered. Krillin
picked up a black bra draped across a chair, "um...."

"Don't ask!" Julez said shoving him out of there. She spent the next
10 minutes hiding her diary, chocolate stashes, dirty books, pictures
of long-gone boyfriends, and all excess bras effectively around the
room. When she finally wandered back into the kitchen Trunks, Goku and
Vegeta were practicly attacking gabby trying to get the dinner

"A little help here?!" she cried smacking someones hand with a
spatula. Julez promptly and almost magicly pulled the three men away
and shoved them outside, promising not to let them in unless they
raked the lawn. Then she headed toward the guest room.

Inside, Chi-Chi and Bulma were laughing at something outside the
window. It seemed Piccolo was having a heated argument with a nearby
squirrel. "Listen you *beep*in mouse! You throw one more acorn at me
and I'll- Oh! That's it! You're goin' Down!" The big scary green man
took a flying leap at the squirrel, who scurried up a tree- Piccolo
thudded to the ground, and immediately proceeded to follow him up
every tree in the yard, and finally onto the roof.

The girls all started screaming. You see, Piccolo was not exactly the
smallest guy in town, in fact he was the biggest guy in town, and when
he's running across your roof- it's just plain scary! :

*THUMP!THUMP!THUMP!*

*creeeeaaak*

"oops!"

*crash!*

The girls all raced to the living room to see Piccolo's legs dangling
and swinging wildly through the roof.

Gabby calmy looked up, "Oh Lord." She started shouting "PICCOLO!! YOU
FREAKIN'-- ARG!!! WE DON'T HAVR FRICKIN' INSURANCE!!! YOU WILL FIX
THAT HOLE OR I WILL PERSONALLY CUT OFF YOUR BALLS AND HANG THEM ON MY
CHRISTMAS TREE!!!"

Chi-Chi and Bulma looked shocked, and the little squirrel Piccolo had
been fighting with just sat there laughing it's tiny lil' ass off.

"Grrrrrrr....arrggg.....oh what the hell." Piccolo said flying out of
the roof.

Julez yelled at him, and then had a smart idea, ( or so she thinks)
and put Piccolo inside the shed with some incents and candles."Now
come back when you have a better attiude!!" she cried as she slammed
the door.

"Jeeze the dumb freggin' idiot.."Julez mumbled as she walked into the
house. Halfway through the door she froze on account of Vegeta and
Goku digging their way into the ice cream. Instead of screaming like
everyone expected, Julez started laughing.

Vegeta turned around, "What Woman!?!?!?!"

Bulma walked in and she too started laughing. Goku's choclate smeared
face and Vegeta's face with little specks of vanilla all over it was a
pretty funny sight. Julez got over her laughing fit all the while
Vegeta and Goku looking at them suspiciously and shoveling ice cream
down their throats as fast as they could. Julez grabbed the tubs of
ice cream and hid them away- facing no resistance from Goku and Vegeta
who had fallen onto the couch holding their stomachs.

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The rest of the night passed by pretty uneventfully, and for the most
part everyone fell asleep.

Except, it turns out Goku and Vegeta were EXTREMELY sensitive to sugar
and about a half an hour after their ice cream had been confiscated,
they miraculously recovered from their stomach-aches and started
acting a bit... queer.

And to top it all off Piccolo walked in with wax all over his face. It
seemed he'd thought that eating the candles would somehow make him
even more high. As soon as he walked in the door, he started yelling
at everyone about how bad they smelled. "Vegeta! My GOD! You smell
like SHIT!! Ya know- It's called DEODORANT!!!"

Vegeta was almost to busy to notice, he was bouncing wildly up and
down the kitchen rapping to "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star". "YO
PICCOLO!" he shouted. "Huh Huh- that rhymes! YO! PiccoLO GO eat some
DOUGH!" He giggled hysterically, "Hey this is fun!"

Julez walked in half asleep at all the noise.

Piccolo grinned wildly, "Want some wax Julezee-Woolzee my favorite
friend?!?"

"Uh-I'll pass!" she warily surveyed the room.

Vegeta was now running around the kitchen in circles waving his arms
around trying to rhyme anything he could. "Piccolo, dick is low- Goku,
he can't do- Vegeta with Rita!" He laughed insanely and started
running faster.

Goku was juat kinda sprawled on the floor talking to his imaginary
friends that seemed somewhat like smurfs. "Oh of course Poppa Smurf! I
would never attempt doing it without a condom!!" he paused. "But--but
Poppa Smurf-- it- it was our wedding night!!! O.K!! O.K!!!" he cried,
tears in his eyes, "I promise to never, ever, ever, get down and dirty
with Chi-Chi ever again!!! YOU forgive me?!? OH Thank-You!!!
Thank-You!!!" he started kissing the kitchen floor.

At that moment, Vegeta crashed straight into a wall. He fell
backwards, unmoving, and just kinda laid there. Goku pointed his
finger at Vegeta lying on the ground and 'haw-hawed'.

Piccolo had taken to searching the kitchen cubboards for basically
anything he could burn and chanting, "must get high! must get high!
must get high!"

Julez watched all this uninterested. She calmy walked over to the
freezer and got a cup of chipped ice. Then she said, "Hey Everybody!
Guess What! I got stuff you can get high on!!"

Within seconds Piccolo ran over and strated to beg like a puppy dog.
Goku jumped up too. Vegeta just sorta...layed there...yeah.

Julez smiled devilishly and threw a handful of ice in both of their
faces. They stood silent for half a second then started screaming and
running around- walking up the whole house. Goku accidently stepped on
Vegeta, who let out a girlie shriek and started strangling Goku.

In walked Bulma and Chi-Chi in short-shorts and tank-top pj's. Goku
and Vegeta stopped trying to kill each other long enough to start
making out with them.

Trunks walked in also and just stood there with a blank expression- he
was pretty freaked out- From the single bed where Krillin and Gohan
had been sleeping had come some very...shall we say...unnatural, and
unhealty- sounds, that would almost certainly violate Rule #1!

Gabriel barged in and immediately started shouting, " All Right!!
What's goin' on HERE!!??!!"

Piccolo smiled sweetly, "Why absolutely, positively, nothing
whatsoever my fine female friend!!"

She turned to see the two couples making out and looked sternly at
Julez. "I think it's time we show them just how serious we are about
rule one!" She cracked her knuckles evilly.

They dragged the 4 lovers (who had soon started doing more than making
out) outside while Trunks ran and stole his mother's bed, and Piccolo
scrambled back up to the tree house to watch everything. Gabby grabbed
the hose and got ready to drench the kissing freaks. She nodded to
Julez who turned the hose on full blast.

"AHH!!! AHH!!! AHH!!"

"God That's cold!!"

"Turn it off!!!Turn it off"

"HELP!! I can't feel my legs!!!"

Julez turned the hose off, walked over and slapped Vegeta and Goku in
the face. (Bulma was nearly in her underwear by now, and Chi-Chi
almost lost her shorts).

Vegeta turned around angrilly, "What the F**K was that for!!!!!" He
powered a ki ball up in his hand and got it ready to fire at Julez.

"HELLO! "RULE #1!! No Screwing period!! BESIDES- You're on Earth now
with NORMAL people for a change!!!" she shouted back.

"Well you'll be with the DEAD normal people when I'm through with
you!!!"

The neighbors poked their heads put the window and Vegeta yelled at
them, "Hey whaddaya lookin' at!!! You wanna get blasted too!?!" they
ducked back inside.

"Veggie! Veggie wait!" Bulma pleaded.

"WHAT WOMAN!! Can't you see I'm about to blast this pothead to the
moon's orbit!" Vegeta's power ball got biggger....

"Ummm... Trunks is Sick!!!!

"Ehh Serve's the little brat right!"he countered.

"uuhhh---Look a UFO!"

"wow." he said dully, "Now watch out!" Vegeta aimed...

"OH! I feel faint!! OOOHH!!" -thud- Bulma fell to the ground.

"Oh Great!! There goes my 'fun' for the night!" Vegeta's power ball
slowly melted. "And as for you ya bum!" he shouted at Gabby and Julez.
"Don't you EVER Do that again or I'll stick your head so far up your
ass you'll be eatin your own shit for a week!" He picked up Bulma and
stormed back inside.

The two girls sighed and waved merrily at the neighbors eying them
suspicously. Goku and Chi-Chi walking cautiously behind them.

As soon as they were back in the house Gabiel grabbed Vegeta and
Goku's collars, "Now what the HELL WAS THAT FOR!"

Vegeta was way steamed, "What the HELL was WHAT FOR???"

"THAT!!! OUTSIDE!!! DUH!!!!!"she yelled back.

"Well the rule did say INSIDE the house..." Goku said quietly.

"PFFTT! Like we're gonna buy that!" Julez replied.

"Why don't we just put a frickin sign on our door that says
'HUMPFEST!' for cryin out loud!" Gabby shouted.

Vegeta wasn't really payin' attention he was too busy admiring the
ceiling.

"YO!!" Gabby yelled coming face-to-face with him, "LOOK AT ME WHEN I"M
SPEAKING! YOU WILL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN OR I WILL STICK YOU IN A ROOM
WITH PICCOLO RIGHT AFTER HE TOOK SOME VIAGRA!!!
OKE!!!*pant*pant*pant*"

Vegeta scoffed and walked over to his closet door. He turned around
and gave Gabby the finger. She did the same back.

He walked inside and slammed the door shut. Gabby listened to him fall
over and curse.

Goku was still standing there. "Well whaddaya waiting for! Go to sleep
you!!!" Julez shouted at him.

"Oh...heh heh... right... bed.......good idea." he said backing slowly
to the door. He looked like Gabby would grow horns and spout fire any
minute. She lunged at him.

"Eeeeep!!" he shrieked racing to the closet.

Gabby took a deep breath as soon as every one was out of sight and
groaned. "Ouch! I need a drink!"

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ARGH!! Typing so much in all capital letters can really wear you out
when you don't use the 'caps lock' button.

Well anyway I hope you enjoyed it! Personnaly, I think there was too
many curses, but that's just the way they talk...

AlSo!!!~~~ I've already typed up most of chapter 2, and I swear it's
awesome!!!!!! It's really great, if I do say so myself....

Remember-- Read & PLEASE Review!!!

You can e-mail me about nearly ANYTHING at libby0880@yahoo.com or
smurfetts68@yahoo.com >>either one is fine.

THANKS FOR READING! (and sorry it took so long to write a sequel!)

BUT THANKS ANYWAY!!!

~BaBySmurf~

P.S.-- This has nothing to do with anything, but did anyone see
Smallville last Tuesday?!? I totally missed it and my friend insists
on torturing me by refusing to tell. : ( well, moving on.. HAVE
FUN!!!! ^_^