Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ As The DragonBall Turns ❯ Dress to Thrill ( Chapter 2 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

HERE IT IS !!! Yeah well anyway here it is, enjoy =)

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DISCLAIMER: We do not own ANYTHING in this fic, exept for
ourselves{Which is pretty pathetic}, the hot-guy-from-the-mall, and
the green-lady so Please Don't Sue Us!!!!

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Julez tapped her foot while she waited for everyone to come out of the
dressing rooms at the department store.

The first one to come out was Gohan. He was wearing pants that were
about 10 sizes to big, and a big baggy orange sweater. He also had a
baseball cap on.

"Let me see," Gabriel muttered stroking her chin. She flipped the cap
on so it was backwards and gave him a silver chain necklace. "Oohh,
you are too good!" Gabby said kissing the air.

Julez leaned over "All he needs to do now is scratch his balls every 5
minutes and he can be a mini-rapper!" she whispered.

"I heard that!" Chi-Chi said stepping out of her stall. She was
wearing dark blue flares, black pumps and a spaghetti strap shirt.
"Dynamite!" Gabriel cried.

"Thank-you, Thank-you," Chi-Chi said curtseying "but, Gohan is not
wearing that!"

"But mommy, I like it!" said Gohan, he tripped over his pants and fell
flat on his face. He looked up, "Don't worry, I'm A-OK." He got up
again, " I'm sure I'll get used t- ahh!!" he fell on his face again.

"ok, so maybe the pants should be a tad smaller..." said Gabby.

Chi-Chi crossed her arms "Hmph."

Before anything else could happen, Trunks came out wearing some loose
dark-blue cargo-pants and a dark-green hoodie over a white t-shirt.

Gabriel looked over at Julez, whose mouth was wide open, and her eyes
all big, "Something's missing..." Gabriel said, and smiled as she
heard Julez whisper, "Yeah, ME,"

"I'll be right back.." Gabriel said and ran to get some extras. She
came back with a pair of 'Matrix' sunglasses, a can of hair gel and a
comb. She gave him the sunglasses and started doing his hair.

"Hey, don't touch the hair," He said trying to keep his head out of
her grasp.

"Trust me, hon" she said "you'll look 100% better after this." He
finally gave in and let Gabby work her magic. Julia walked over to
Trunks as Gabby was doing his hair.

"Soooo." she said casually, "do you have a.... you know....a......"
she was sitting next to him on on the bench Gabriel had forced him on.

"A what?" Trunks said dumbly.

"................."

"A girlfriend." Gabriel said from behind. Julez gave her the evil-eye.

Trunks looked a little embarrased, but before she could say anything
Bulma came out.

"Soooo..... " she said doing a little twirl." Whaddaya think??" she
said.

"Juussssttt a second..."Gabriel said, still concentrating on Trunks's
hair. Bulma's eyebrow twitched.

"She LIVES for fashion and dressing people up." Julez explained. "And
she's really good at it."

"ALL-RIGHT!!" Gabriel shouted. Trunks hair looked shorter and it was a
little spikey, in other words, he looked H-O-T!

Gabby clapped "Thank-you, Thank-You" she said bowing, she turned to
Bulma. "OHHH!!! You are kickin' girl!! WHOOO!"

Bulma was wearing a short-short kahki skirt and a cute white shirt
that said 'Bad Kitty'

"I still don't get my shirt, though, I'm not a cat!" she said.

Gabriel pounded on the nearest door " Are you done yet?! I'm opening
the door" A wrinkly old lady was inside out wearing a shirt that said
"Sexy Granny" on it and eyeing a black bra.

Chi-Chi started to laugh as Gabby's eyes bulged and she slammed the
door closed."Ooopsies!" she said.

Vegeta walked out of his stall then, wearing a pair of army patterened
pants and a black tank. " Check me out ladies!" he said.

"Bra-vo Gabriel!" said Bulma strutting over to him.

Julez coughed "Um.. sorry to spoil your fun, but there are children
present."

Actually Gohan wouldn't have seen anything anyway.

He was on the floor.

He'd tripped so many times he just kinda stayed there.

"Oh..uh, sorry hun" Vegeta said to Bulma "Later" he whispered. Bulma
squealed.

"UM- Not in my house you're not! shouted Gabby and Julez together.

Vegeta and Bulma pouted.

"What's wrong Vegeta," said Krillin as he walked out. Sporting
knee-length cargo shorts and a Nike t-shirt he looked pretty good...
Except his 'lack of hair'.

"Slammin' outfit Krillin!" said Julez " You just need one more thing"

" Really! whats that?" Krillin asked.

"A hat!" Gabriel said pulling out one of those baggy
'beret-type-things-but- better'.

"Come on you 2 losers! Hurry it up!" Gabriel called- Suddenly she
stopped as she heard someone humming in one of the stalls. "Um... is
everything all right in there???"

The door slowly squeaked open.

Goku was leaning against the wall wearing a trenchcoat and a tophat,
flipping a coin.

He was still humming his own little theme song "Dunh dunh duh doonnn."
He put on the trademark detective-voice "The name's Ku." he said
darkly, "Go-ku!" After a moment of silence, every one burst out
laughing, even the "Sexy Granny" lady who had just come out.

After catching her breath Gabriel asked him " Where did you get this
coat?" she said trying to keep a straight face.

"The woman was angry, I could see," Goku went on in his detective
voice "but I decided to play along- 'What coat?' I said." Everyone
burst out laughing, Trunks was rolling around on the floor -ruinning
his hair.

"Actually" Goku said in his regular voice, "that nice old lady over
there said I could have it." Gabby almost choked when she saw that
Goku was pointing to the lady in the "Sexy Granny" shirt.

"What!?!?" she shouted.

"She gave me a couple condoms too, but I politely declined."

It was Chi-Chi's turn to shout, "WHAT!?!?!"

"O.K, O.K., " said Gabriel, "But I still have to see how you look."

Goku put on his deep voice again "I couldn't believe she wanted to do
a strip search, but I had nothing to hide." Chi-Chi slapped him on the
arm as every one started laughing again. Goku did look pretty good
though, he had on some swishies and a baggy sweatshirt that had
stripes running down the sleeves.

Suddenly Piccolo stepped out. "It's about time loser!" said Julez.

"Actually.....um...." said Piccolo squirming. " It is a bit tight." he
bent over to see something. RRRIIIPPP!!!!!!!! Piccolo stood straight
up, looking very red, and backed back into his dressing room stall
slamming the door .

"I think he'll need some new clothes." Julez said.

She tossed over an over-sized Eagles jersey and a pair of XXlarge
jeans.

Piccolo screamed in suprise and then laughed nervously "T-thank you.
heh-heh"

"He screams like a girl," Julez laughed.

Gabby turned around to look at everyone, "At least now you all look
normal so- AAHH! TRUNKS WHAT"D YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR!!" she screamed.
Gabriel ran over and attacked Trunks with the comb and hair gel.

"That time it was not me!" said Piccolo "And, I don't scream like a
girl!!"

"C'mon, while we're young!! " said Julez.

Gohan got up from the floor- his nose was getting sore- and asked
Gabriel, "How are you gonna pay for all this Gabby?"

She thought for a while "Hmmm. Julez will!" she said and quickly
walked away.

"WHAT!!!" Julez yelled.

"That wasn't me either!" called Piccolo, "And I'm almost done."

"What?- You think I have enough money?" said Gabriel to Julez. "I'm
always short on cash- You on the other hand have plenty! Besides, you
can always just.... ah.... make them ....work... the money
back...?..?"

Gohan looked scared, a cloud forming above his head. Inside was a
picture of Julez laughing evilly with a whip in her hand.

Julia looked really angry. "Fine! But don't expect anything else while
you're here!" she shouted to everyone.

Piccolo came out and Julez stomped over to the register, everyone
following her at least 10 steps behind.

The cashier added up everything, "That'll be- Whhooo- $769.84."

Julez looked like she was about to go on a shoting rampage. She
reached for something in her back pocket reeaalllly slowly.

"SHE"S GOTTA GUN!" Someone shouted- every one dropped to the floor,
except for Trunks who was too busy staring at her butt to notice.
Julez grabbed something and smirked at everybody around.

She pulled out a....

a......

a.....

a checkbook Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Every one gasped as she reached back again, it was a...

a...

a...

a pen.

Another sigh of relief.

Julez scribbled out the amount on the check and handed it to the
cashier.

" Have a good day!" he said. Julez gave him the 'yeah right' look as
she walked out of the store. The others followed as she headed for the
entrance to the mall.

"Okay first we need to go to the video store to pick up that movie
your boss wanted," Gabriel started,"and we'll go from-"

"Shut Up."

"OO--KAAAY"

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There it is!

I know the a..... a..... a.... was a little stupid- I was going for
'corny' funny.

Yeah anyway one more time---

REVIEWS ARE MY FAVORITE FOOD AND I"M STARVING!!!

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~BaBySmurf~

If any of you have read this before you might noticed I changed my
name-- it's just because it makes me feel safer- plus if any of my
friends figure out I wrote this... I'd never live it down =)