Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Before I Loved You... ❯ Normal Day ( Chapter 1 )

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Bulma sat outside on the patio reading a romance novel. It wasn't that good, but she was terribly bored and there was nothing else to do. Suddenly there was a loud explosion from where the gravity room was. Bulma frowned.

"Good grief not again. He breaks that thing almost as fast as I fix it."

She sighed and put her book down, any minute now His Royal Pain-In-The-Ass would come to yell at her about it.

"5-4-3-2-1…"

"WOMAN!!!!" Vegeta came storming over to where Bulma sat.

Right on cue "what is it now?"

"That piece of junk broke again. Fix it."

"You know Vegeta, if it's such a piece of junk then why don't you get another one? And while you're at it you should get another place to live because I'm getting sick of you!"

"Who are you talking to woman? Certainly not me!"

"Of course I'm talking to you, I'm looking at you!"

"Fix the damn machine woman and fix it now!!"

"I'll fix when I'm ready to fix it which is not now!"

"How dare you speak to me so? I am the-"

"-mighty prince of saijins, I know. It's not like I haven't heard it a million times already. Look if I fix it now will you shut up and go away?"

"I-"he started angrily

"Don't answer that. I know you will because you'll be too busy `training' to pay the rest of us any mind!" she got up slammed her book down, and stormed toward the gravity room, muttering about stupid, ugly, saijins.

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When she finished inspecting the gravity room, she marched into the house, looking foreword to a nice cool shower, only to be "greeted" by guess who in the kitchen.

"Well?" he snapped

"Well you'll just have to wait. You overloaded the battery and I need daddy's authorization to get another one, and since he's out of town at the moment…" she spread her hands, "oh well."

"Oh well?!!! Oh well!!! Woman I'll give you oh well! If you don't go and fix that damn gravity machine, I'll blow up your house! Then we'll see who says oh well!"

"Yeah Vegeta? Well then I'll just go stay with one of my friends! So go ahead, blow up the house! If you do, you won't have anywhere to live and I seriously doubt the number of people who would invite a psychotic megalomaniac to stay with them. I myself plead temporary insanity."

"Woman, contrary to what you may think, I don't need to live in this house I simply…choose not to live elsewhere."

"Oh yeah, right; and where else would you live exactly?"

"…"

"See? Admit it, you live here because you have nowhere else to live, and you don't kill me because," she clasped her hands together and made puppy eyes, "heaven forbid the high and mighty Prince-of-Three People should ever do anything for himself!"

"Woman…!"

"Shut up Vegeta! Just shut up! I have a headache!"

Just then the phone rang. "HELLO!" Bulma yelled into the receiver. "WHAT IS… oh Yamcha? How very pleasant to hear from you!"

Vegeta made a gag face and then exited the kitchen muttering to himself about stupid useless earth women.

~Fin~

A/N: See, I told you it was dumb…sigh, pixy-stix…