Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Black roses ❯ Earth Porn? ( Chapter 3 )

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A/n: Well here's another chapter. Nothing to say about this one so here it is!!!

Bulma opened her eyes slowly and painfully. "Wow man pain should be a 6th sense to me by now…" Bulma put her hand to her head and rubbed her temples. When she brought her hand down she could dimly see that it was covered in blood.

Bulma looked out from under the table. She could barely see anything since the power went out. A few loose wires shook around violently not to far from where she was at. She crawled out slowly hoping it was safe.

Surprisingly her ribs didn't hurt to bad. Her legs felt like they had been run over though and she knew she had cuts all over and possibly one major one to her forehead. Other then that she had to crawl. She thought possibly her legs were broken, but she was too scared to look.

"Vegeta!!!" Bulma said suddenly remembering him. "What if he's calling me and I can't hear him or something. If he hasn't came and got me by now he's probably…….OH NO!!!!" Bulma pulled herself across the ground frantically.

She reached the living room and kept going.

Just when she thought she couldn't make it any further she reached the door to down stairs. It was barricaded by metal from the ceiling. Bulma looked up and freaked out. She could see the stars outside.

"How am I living!!! I need oxygen to breath." Bulma thought then let it slide…she had bigger problems.

Bulma tried with all her might to get all the pieces away from the door. She looked at her hands as she did so, seeing the blood, trying to stay awake from nausea was becoming too much. After a few small pieces she reached a whole big piece that was to big for her to pull off. There was a gap in-between the wall and the piece of ceiling that lead into the room. There was a jagged piece sticking out of the side of it meaning that if she tried to fit through it then it would cut into her skin.

"I have to try! I know I can do it even if I get hurt I already am so oh well." Bulma thought starting to try to shove her body through the small gap. She got through far enough that she could see one side of the room. She didn't see Vegeta so she tried even harder to get in without touching the jagged edge.

She got to her stomach and felt the edge grab a piece of her shirt and rip it. Then she felt it start to rip the skin on her stomach scratching across her belly button. She could feel the stickiness of her blood start to run down her body.

The air smelt like burnt rubber and metal and it was starting to scare Bulma. If there was a gas leak then the ship could completely explode at any minute. She had to Get Vegeta out and quick. Bulma started to feel the feeling she had come so immune to. She wouldn't be able to stand her skin to get ripped anymore. She was going to faint.

Just then she saw a beam of light flash passed her and blast the door back up the stairs making Bulma fall to the ground out of the gap. Vegeta crawled over to her and pulled her into his lap. He dragged himself backwards to sit up against the wall away from the door.

Bulma just closed her eyes and hoped something good would come out of all the bad luck they were in. She could smell him, his wonderful manly scent. IT made her happier then she should have been in that moment. She felt Vegeta cover her head with his and hold her protectively as more of the ceiling caved in on top of them. She saw a bright flash of light that became too much for her and she blacked out

Bulma opened her eyes and immediately shut them again because of a bright light in the room. After her eyes adjusted to the room she realized she was lying on a couch. She looked over and noticed Vegeta sitting in a chair next to her talking. He looked relaxed, but completely ready for action at the same time. Bulma loved that about him. The only thing she realized was different was now she could hear.

"OH MY GOD!!!! I CAN HEAR!!!" Bulma yelled into the room. The person talking to Vegeta jumped and Vegeta raised an eyebrow. "I'm healed to…" Bulma said looking at her hands and then at her stomach. She had new clothes on, but they weren't hers.

She had on a blue jean belly shirt and a pair of blue jean shorts. "Are….We on…..Earth?" Bulma asked anyone in the room.

"No, were on planet Epar. There basically identical to humans except for there language and a few customs" Vegeta explained noticing the look she gave him.

Bulma looked at the man that was with Vegeta and started to drool as he looked back with the same expression. "And who is he?" He was handsome with Blonde hair and blue eyes and had a VERY cut figure.

Noticing Bulma's look of 'interest' Vegeta stood up suddenly and walked over to Bulma, standing in front of her almost protectively. "I wouldn't if I were you…"

Bulma's looked at Vegeta curiously. "What do you mean?"

Vegeta turned around and started saying things to the man in a different language and the man left the room with his head down.

"Taking advantage of women is a popular practice here."

"WHAT?!?!"

Vegeta covered his ears and looked at her. "SHUT UP! The man I was just talking to is the king of this planet. He wants you……" Bulma's eyes shot open. "I told him he could have you in an hour. After I find a place to stay."

Bulma couldn't think of anything to say. She was shocked.

Vegeta smirked "BUT….I told him we were already mates and that he couldn't have you under my permission."

Bulma wanted her gun. She decided not to worry right now about Vegeta's mouth. "How do you know so much about this planet?"

"I thought you would have wandered why you could hear again and why were completely healed." Vegeta didn't even wait for Bulma's response. "Well I've been here before to look for the king that was here at the time and I was to kill him, which I did. They know me because they thought I was going to be the one to replace the king so my name is known among everyone here. I'm much respected here, but we are to stay here until they can fix our ship. We will take off into space in about a week. Until then just relax."

Bulma had started to drift off into a wonderful world just from hearing Vegeta's voice. The only thing better then getting her hearing back was the first things she heard being Vegeta's deep cool voice.

Vegeta noticed her dazed look and started to walk out of the room.

"What?!?!? Wait for me!!! What about my hearing and our heath?!??!" Bulma said dashing to catch up with him.

"Senzu beans. I forgot Kakkorot gave them to me a while ago before the trip and I didn't think it would heal your hearing, but apparently it did…" Vegeta said walking faster then Bulma could run.

Bulma stopped in her track. "Everyone had completely forgotten about Senzu beans."

Later that day Bulma and Vegeta got a free hotel room for them to stay at for the time they spent on the planet. Unluckily for them the King had ordered them one bed in the room since he thought they were mates. The good thing was that it was the master's suet so the bed had to be HUGE.

On the ship Bulma found the capsule her dad had given her with her clothes and supplies and a few empty capsules in which she put the food and important expensive things in. Luckily it wasn't destroyed bad enough to completely halt their mission it just needed some touch ups. The King refused to give them another ship for free so the idea of getting another ship and just heading home was out of the question. Plus Bulma didn't want to leave the ship here. To much hard work was put into it.

"So……I got the bed." Bulma said laughing and jokingly pushed him as she ran to the hotel room to get the bed before he did.

Vegeta growled and stayed walking at the same pace she was.

"Aaawww Come on Vegeta, live a little." Bulma said turning around and looking at him letting him catch up to her.

"It doesn't matter as soon as you get on the bed ill just throw you off." Vegeta said with a smirk.

Bulma started laughing and got the key to the room out and opened there door. Bulma was surprised to how everything was like earth. When she got in the room she gapped at the surroundings as Vegeta walked passed her.

Vegeta flopped down on the bed sprawled out to cover most of the bed. He gave her a look.

It was Bulma's turn to growl as she jumped on the bed nearly landing straddling his hips and tried to push him off.

Vegeta simply grabbed Bulma by the waist and set her back on the ground.

"hmmm…I wander if our little prince is ticklish……" Bulma ran to the side of the bed and grabbed both of Vegeta's sides and squeezed.

Vegeta jumped from the bed and caught her wrists. "If I were you I would NEVER do that again."

Bulma started to laugh. "So the little princey boy is ticklish!! And why would I never do that again. I could use it as blackmail you know. Sell it to your enemy's!!" Bulma laughed loudly at the possibilities. "How can you be some HUGE big time fierce warrior if you're ticklish?" Bulma laughed.

Vegeta then poked her side causing a high pitched screech to illuminate from Bulma. Bulma grabbed her side and smacked Vegeta's arm. "You freak!"

"Learn to think before you speak. For some HUGE big time smart genius you sure aren't very smart." Vegeta said he pushed Bulma backward and she fell off the bed. "Freaks better then an ass bag."

A second later they heard a loud moaning in the background of there room and woman screaming 'OH YES!' in their room.

Vegeta immediately narrowed his eyes at Bulma and looked down at her from the bed.

"DON'T LOOK AT ME IM NOT DOING THAT YOU PERVE!!!" Bulma screamed at him.

She got back up to scream at the prince some more but then realized what was happening. Her mouth dropped. "VEGETA FIND THE REMOTE AND CHANGE IT!!!!!"

Vegeta jumped in surprise and looked at the TV immediately regretting it. "Oh….my….god….." Vegeta hurriedly looked around for the remote to the TV not being able to find it.

Bulma got up and ran to the TV and turned it off just as Vegeta found the remote. He clicked the power to turn it off intern it turned the TV back on. Bulma hit the off button again to quickly turn it off but not before hearing the words. "OH ROSHI!!!"

"OMG!!!!!!" Bulma yelled falling to the floor. "I could have gone my WHOLE life without hearing that…..or seeing that." Bulma said laying her face into the soft carpet hoping that images of Master Roshi with a play girl would get out of her head.

"The old pervert is involved in world wide porn!?!?!" Vegeta said with a look of complete and utter disgust on his face.

"Well you know you liked that? I'll leave you two alone." Vegeta didn't make a move from the bed.

"OH YEAH!!! Just as much as I LOVE being stuck with you out here……how do they have stuff from earth here?"

Vegeta almost started laughing and was about to say something that Bulma knew he was going to say.

"NO!!! I have never watched that stuff to know it was from Earth, but the dirty old man is from earth."

"Well they have satellite signals that pick up that stuff and they know were from earth so they programmed it into our TV." Vegeta told her shifting positions in the bed. "Now I'm going to take a nap go do something like clean things or something…" Vegeta said yawning.

Bulma gave him an evil look and got up from the floor. "I'm going to go take a shower…THEN WERE going to go out and look around for something to do!" Bulma said going up to Vegeta and squeezing his side quickly then running to the bathroom.

Vegeta shot up and gave her an 'I'm going to kill you' look before lying down again. Vegeta grabbed the remote and turned on the TV.

Bulma started Laughing when she heard the moaning again. She took her shower then sat down in a bath to shave her legs. "I guess we must have hit a button on the remote while we had a play fight…WE HAD A PLAY FIGHT!" Bulma jumped at the thought of Vegeta being involved with something like that and cut her leg with the razor. "wow he must have hit his head on the ship….really hard!!!!!" Bulma thought getting out of the tub and grabbing a bandage out of the cabinet. "Oh well I wont complain."

After Bulma opened her capsule, she put her clothes on and walked out of the room.

Vegeta was on the bed asleep with the remote in hand.

Bulma walked over to get the remote from him but his hands stayed tightly grasped around the remote. Bulma pried at his fingers and when he didn't budge she used a pressure point she knew on his hand that immediately let go of the remote. She then went and sat on the other side of the bed and turned on Scooby Doo. Bulma then yawned and fell asleep leaning against the back of the bed almost immediately.

A few hours later Vegeta got up and turned to see Bulma and smirked. He got off the bed and went to Bulma's closet, which the king had ordered to get packed full of new clothes, and picked out the out fit that caught his eyes and threw it at Bulma waking her up instantly.

"WHA? What's going on?" Bulma said jumping off the bed and holding the clothes Vegeta threw at her.

"Where going out. I remember where some nice places are around here so get dressed and ill be out in a minute." Vegeta walked into the bathroom.

A moment later Bulma heard the shower start. She had her mouth dropped a little and she still stood in the same position. "well…" Bulma thought looking at the clothes in her hand.

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