Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Bulma's Tail ❯ Going for a swim. ( Chapter 14 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

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Chapter 14

Going for a Swim

Bulma swam out in the warm lake. It must have been near a hot spring. It was so warm and soothing. The bleeping on her radar around her neck alerted her to the real task. The last dragonball! It was just beneath her.

Bulma breathed deeply and dived down. She could clearly see the glimmer on a nearby crevasse. She checked the area for danger. There didn't seem to be any sharks or monsters. The ball itself wasn't in any giant clam. Even though this was fresh water there still could be those things. She took another breath and went for it.

She grasped the shiny object quickly and swam for the surface. *Wow, this has got to be a first. Nothing's tried to eat me or the ball yet.* Bulma thought happily. She put the ball safely in her tight vest top. It added an extra bump to her cleavage. Bulma now proud of her accomplishment headed for the shore. She was in full gloating mood.

She passed a boat with two fishermen on it. They began shouting at her. "Hey watch it missy!" One of them hissed. "We're trying to catch fish here. You'll scare them all away."

Bulma's eyes narrowed. They had the gall to shout at her Bulma Briefs over fish?

She found her footing in a shallow part and stood up. "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY STUPID FISH! YOU CAN GO STICK THEM UP YOUR ASS!" Her tail thrashed and she waved her fists. Her mood spoiled by the rudeness of the men.

The two men screamed at the terrifying woman. "It's a monster!" They cried together, panic in their eyes. They didn't see the usual Bulma. What they saw was a blue haired lake monster. It looked like a woman but had three breasts and a tail. Plus the horrible voice, it screeched at them!

"MONSTER!" Bulma roared, now completely lost in her tantrum.

The fishermen began their motor boat and sped away.

"YEAH THAT'S RIGHT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES YOU MISERABLE MAGGOTS!" She screamed at the boat that was now a dot in the distance. "The nerve of some people." Bulma sniffed.

She then caught the saiyan that was on the banking. Vegeta was in fits of laughter.

"WHAT'S SO FUNNY?" She yelled. She now waded back to shore. Her anger driving her towards him. *Stupid men, always spoiling things.*

"C'mon then Vegeta spit it out." She fumed. "What's so damn funny?"

Vegeta couldn't speak, he just pointed at her. Bulma racked through her bag for a special capsule. She popped it open and gasped. The full length mirror she'd taken out revealed the horror. Her hair and tail were covered in green algae. The dragonball lodged inbetween her breasts made her look like she had three. Mud was caked onto her once trendy outfit. So when the men had screamed monster at her. They had meant it. In frustration she recapsulised the mirror.

She had never looked this ugly, except for that time she was a frog. "That's it I want to go home!" Bulma whined. "I've had enough of nature and all it's treasures. They can keep them. I'm never going camping again!"

"You look a sight." Vegeta sniggered. "You've never looked uglier."

Bulma walked up to Vegeta and looked him in the eye.

"Just because you've got the upper hand just now don't think I won't forget this." She opened another capsule that contained her clothes. She threw everything out, reflecting her mood. The last dragonball got placed with the rest in her bag.

"I want to be at Capsule Corps as soon as fucking possible." Bulma muttered.

Vegeta wasn't listening to her. Bulma's jeans and vest clung to her body. He was watching every curve as she angrily got her clean clothes sorted. He stepped towards her. Carefully picking a piece of green sludge from her hair.

"A new beauty treatment?" He mused showing her the gunk.

"Fuck off and leave me alone." She snarled.

"What's pole got up your ass?"

"Oh you're one to talk you've permanently got a pole up your ass, hypocrite!" Bulma's blue eyes were flaring.

Vegeta ignored her rant, he kept clearing the algae from her. She was now freezing cold. The water cooling down her body.

"Get off me, you don't care." Bulma said as she pushed him away. She ran into a bush with her clean clothes.

"Perhaps..." Vegeta said quietly. He walked to the rustling bush. "Is a monster going to pop out. I have to warn you I have my defences." He pulled a half naked Bulma out.

"Just get off me." Bulma cried, still furious from the lake. "I'm not a monster."

"You're a harpy. Your voice is so loud it wakes the dead." Vegeta said as he calmly stroked her chin.

"Hey are you trying to seduce me?" Bulma's temper was now cooling and she was starting to enjoy the attention.

"I never seduce ugly beasts." Vegeta said confidently. His hands moved from her face to her neck. Her muscles shivered from the cold and his touch. Her face was still mud splattered. Tears had been running down her face. Not from pain just from frustration. Bulma had only wanted to get home now. It was all that mattered. She wanted to be safe and dry. Drinking a large cup of coffee as she decided on her wish.

Vegeta leaned on her neck and began tenderly kissing. His hot breath bringing out a blush from Bulma.

"I thought you wanted to wait." Bulma whispered. "I've still to make my wish."

Vegeta didn't answer he kept his focus on her neck. His hands moved around her clasping her breasts. Bulma tried to struggle free. Her tail disagreeing; it wrapped around his waist.

*Treacherous tail; just wait till I make my wish.* "Take me home Vegeta. I can't make my wish here." Bulma said as her head brushed against Vegeta's. "I want to summon the dragon at capsule corps. I've had enough of the outdoors."

"Whatever you say woman." Vegeta swept her up in his arms. Roughly pulling a t-shirt over her head. He grabbed the bag and thrust it into her cold hands. "Just hold onto that. There's no wish without them."

Bulma weakly smiled. She was putting off the inevitable. She had a vague idea on what she could wish for. It was a gamble because it depended on Vegeta and his reaction.

* Oh Vegeta why can't you love me?* She sadly thought as the clouds rushed past her. Either way her fate with Vegeta relied on this wish.

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Author's Note: Uh-oh the final decision has to be made next chapter! The wish will be made next chapter. The tail is either staying or going. Yes I know another cliff hanger!

*Mz D notices the door opening* "Uh... hello?"

A horde of Chibi dragonball characters descends upon her!

"Arggh Chibi's!"

Chibi ChiChi: "You gotta pay for thoth cliffhangers"

Chibi Vegeta: "Yeah we're the Chibi Lynch mob, we're coming for ya!"

Mz D: "No please they're horribly cute. One of them has a lisp oh please Mercy!"

Chibi Goku: "No mercy!"

Mz D: "They're OOC too! Arrrgh!! I'll update I promise!!"

The author now begins her perilous escape. The Chibi's are relentless and chase down the author, making sure she does write chapter 15. It's update or death by overtop cuteness.