Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Captain Ginyu, the matchmaker ❯ Ginyu is sent to the future! ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Gohan, now a 40-year adult took a walk to Capsule Corp. He planned to time travel back to the days he cherished the most. When he was four, he remembered, his dad would take him to the lake just a few hundreds yards from their house and stay there all afternoon until the sun set. There, he would see the golden sun sink below the purple mountains. Those days were long since been over. He wanted to visit those days again. It made him feel happy every time he was down. Now, it is about twenty years after the Buu saga. Though Gohan had a little brother, Goten to cheer him up, nothing could bring those memories back. He reached the huge Capsule Corp. building (which also served as Bulma's house) and rang the doorbell. A fancy-sounding doorbell sounded inside the house. Fancy chime, Gohan thought. A tall teenager with lavender/purple hair dressed in a Capsule Corp. jacket with huge geeky glasses answered the door. Almost close to the Trunks you knew in the Buu saga.
“Oh, hi Gohan. I was anticipating Goten, but come in.”
“Who's that, Trunks?”
“None of your business, Bra.”
“Whatever. Look, I'm going shopping. Tell dad I'm going out with his credit card.”
Bra burst out the door and Gohan moved to the side to make way. Bra jumped into her car and sped off.
“Don't mind her. Come in, my dad is out, but my mom is here.”
Bulma came up from her laboratory. She greeted Gohan and asked what Gohan needed this time. Gohan asked for a time machine. Bulma said she improved the time machine and is ready to go, so when Gohan stepped inside, he was amazed. The interior looked as large as a living room, and it had a couch, a side table with magazines, a king-sized bed that made you feel like you were sleeping on a cloud, a flat screen HDTV that could air shows from the present time, a huge refrigerator, a game console, a computer, and etc. It even had a separate room!
“Enjoy! Hope you like what I did to the time machine.”
“I love it!”
Gohan set the time machine to the time when he was four. Gohan saw his dad, Goku and his four-year-old self go to the city. Chi-Chi had an argument about them always having fun while she always slaves away in the house. But, Chi-Chi soon had a burnout after trying to knock some sense into Goku, while Goku was smiling stupidly during the entire reprimand. Chi-Chi calmed down and let Goku and Gohan go to the city - Goku didn't even have to lift a finger to get Chi-Chi to shut up! After Gohan had nearly four hours of enjoying the good times, Gohan went back inside his Time Machine and set the time to Namek, when Gohan, Krillin, and Goku were taking on Frieza and his blood thirsty army. Gohan pulled out a beach chair and watched the whole Ginyu squad episode (luckily, nobody saw him). Gohan got some twelve cans of orange soda while Goku and Ginyu switched places. (Imagine how Goten would look if Dad never got his body back) Gohan thought. He saw a perky, half Ginyu-half human Goten running around the house. Gohan chuckled at the thought.
“Forget it, I quit!” Ginyu said, upon switching Goku and himself back. Ginyu ran away like a madman.
“Wait a minute.” Gohan thought “If memory serves right, Ginyu was supposed to try to switch bodies with Vegeta, only to his dismay, switching with a Namekian frog. Oh well, this won't change anything much in the future.”
Gohan thought wrong. Very wrong, indeed.
At this time, Gohan paid no attention to where Ginyu ran off to. To Gohan's downfall, Ginyu ran in circles as large as 150 meters in diameter, where he ended up staring at Gohan's time machine. It advertised Capsule Corp on it. The slogan read “Building and enhancing modern technology - tomorrow is today, and today is yesterday.”
Captain Ginyu stared at it for a long time, especially the advertisement, intrigued by the logo and the slogan. Then, he thought something was coming his way, so he hid in the time machine and went into the “little room,” where he locked himself in.
Meanwhile, back outside, Gohan watched for a few more minutes, and when he thought he could be caught, Gohan went back into the time machine and returned to his current time. It was a bad idea since he brought Ginyu along. Gohan landed just outside of Capsule Corp. and told Bulma he was done using the Time Machine. Bulma asked if he enjoyed his trip and Gohan said he would rate it five-star if it was a hotel room. While Bulma put the time machine back into their huge garage, Gohan returned home and Ginyu came out of his hiding spot after 30 minutes and decided to spend the night at Capsule Corp. with nobody noticing. Bra returned from the mall with an unreasonable amount of merchandise. Vegeta saw the huge pile and yelled at Bra, asking her why she always wastes too much money on stupid items like jewelry, perfume, clothing, and much more. Bra yelled back at Vegeta and threw his credit card at him. Vegeta picked the card off the ground and yelled at Bra, asking her why she was always wasting HIS money instead of Bulma's. One minute into this “conversation”, and Ginyu thought this family was a complete disaster. Meanwhile, Goten was coming over to Capsule Corp., and Ginyu will see the full wrath of how spoiled Bra is.