Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Cell Meets the Warner Sibs! ❯ Default Chapter ( Chapter 1 )

Cell Meets the Warner Sibs!

Author's Note: I don't own Animaniacs (copyright of Warner Bros.) or Dragon Ball Z (owned by Akira Toriyama). I am just a fan who seeks much enjoyment and amusement out of torturing Cell, and, as an added bonus, driving him to the point of insanity! ^-^ Enjoy!

~KASH

Cell stood motionless in the center of his tournament ring, having just finished his morning routine.

The sky was a bright clear blue, and birds were chirping their joyous songs of fluttery happiness; a lush spring atmosphere filled the air.

Cell hated it.

He sighed heavily, closing his eyes. Perhaps I should have moved the date of the tournament closer, he thought. One can only seek enjoyment from torturing the helpless for so long...and this waiting is getting tedious. He sighed again, re-crossing his arms.

Suddenly, a sound came to his perfect ears-the sound very similar to that of giggling children. Cell whipped around, just in time to see three of the most bizarre creatures he'd ever seen.

They were all about the size of four-year-old human children, but they looked like...some odd breed of dog. White colored faces and feet, large black eyes, bright red circular noses, black fur, and weird shaped ears atop their heads.

Despite their canine characteristics, each of the creatures had a human-like posture and wore clothing, all of them sharing the same taste in white gloves.

The tallest of the three, a smug smile dancing upon his cheeks, had loose fitting brown pants held up by a large black belt.

The second tallest, his bright red tongue hanging out of his mouth with a dopey grin, wore a backwards red baseball cap atop his head, his black ears poking out of two holes cut into it on either side, and a light blue, long-sleeved shirt.

The tiniest of the trio, obviously of different gender, had a short pink skirt around her waist, a small yellow flower tied around her odd ears.

Whatever these strange creatures were, Cell didn't have the slightest bit of information on them in his data banks...which startled him.

But he needn't let his thoughts linger further-they were intruding onto his ring-those...things...must be destroyed.

"Hn. I must say, you three do possess some courage trespassing onto my ring," Cell said coolly, a smirk poking at the corners of his mouth.

"Your ring?" the tallest creature said curtly, cocking an eyebrow. He moved his black eyes around the perimeter of the ring, then back up to the bio-android. "I don't see your name on it."

The female shook her head, her tall ears flopping slightly. "Nope."

Cell narrowed his eyes. "A bold statement coming from an inferior creature such as yourself."

They stared at him oddly, cocking their heads, blinking.

"Which brings me toward my next point," the android continued, "Before my patience runs short and I blast you to the next dimension, tell me, what exactly are you three?"

A wide grin swept across the trio's furry faces simultaneously.

"We're the Warner Borthers!" the two taller creatures chirped, jumping into the air and onto Cell's shoulders.

"I'm Yakko!" said the taller, pointing a gloved hand to his chest.

"And I'm Wakko!" the capped one added, a fake British tone to his speech.

"And I'm the Warner sister, Dot," the female said, jumping into Cell's arms, flashing her lashes at him seductively.

"And you're our new Special Friend!" they all shouted happily, their grins widening.

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Well, how is it? Idiotic? Crap? Wish I never wrote the thing? Let me know! If you guys have any ideas for what torturous things these maniacal Warners can do to ol' Seru, let me know in the reviews! Adios!

~KASH