Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Cell Meets the Warner Sibs! ❯ What's Up With Cell...? ( Chapter 3 )

Author's Note: I don't own Animaniacs or Dragon Ball Z. I just write mind-rotting junk. Enjoy!

~KASH

"O-OK...Now, just follow my lead," stuttered the slick-haired, black-suited Z TV reporter to the young cameraman behind him.

"You got it, boss," he replied, flicking on the camera and pointing it at the reporter.

Ulp...How did I get myself into this...?

"This is Joe Firecracker coming to you live!" he spat into his microphone, edging closer to the small cliff's edge to get a better look of the ring. "We're standing here on a cliff above the infamous fighting arena where the Cell Games are about to begin in one short hour!"

The cameraman blinked, and pulled the eyepiece away to look down toward the center of the ring, then blinked again. "What the..."

"Cell seems-" Joe abruptly cut himself off, gazing downward at the ring, and began blinking as well. He removed his glasses and wiped them off with the cuff of his sleeve, then place them back on the rim of his nose. "My goodness, whu...what's Cell doing down there?"

"Uh...doya think...we should maybe get a closer look, boss?" the young camera operator suggested, cocking an eyebrow.

"Well...I suppose it would be the right thing to do...for the viewing audience, that is," the stammering reporter agreed.

When the two Z TV workers had trekked the distance to the edge of the ring, their observations from the cliff top were confirmed.

Cell was lying on his side in the center of the ring, hugging his knees close to his chest in a fetal position, rocking slowly, his eyes glazed wide with an unreadable stare, muttering mostly gibberish. The words that were recognizable were, "No...no more anvils..." and "I know the song...that gets on...everybody's...nerves..."

"Whu...what's wrong with Cell?" Joe whispered, the corner of his mouth twitching slightly.

"I...don't know..." the youthful cameraman replied.

"...nuh...no more...anvils..."

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The End...for now! Muwahahahahaha-*cough*...Ahahaha-*cough*...hahaha...ha...Ehem, well you get the idea.

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~KASH