Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ cheeky prince charming ❯ chapter 5 ( Chapter 5 )

Disclaimers: same as usual nothing…..

We both adore shopping though! This is one of our best chapters we've written yet! We would love to go to this dream mall…. Luxury!.......

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Chapter 5- Humans heaven, Sayan's hell

"Oh wow Chi, just look at how gorgeous this top is! I need this!" Bulma said as she pounced out from behind the curtain. She was wearing a blue top with sparkly bits on embroided in a heart shape.

"Well Vegeta, what do I look like?" Bulma said giving Vegeta a swirl.

He raised an eyelid and gave her thumbs up like he had done a hundred times before that day.

"You look gorgeous Bulma!" Chi Chi said as she clambered back into the changing room with yet more clothes in her hands.

"Man! Girls I don't understand them!" Vegeta said shaking his head as Bulma ran into the changing room with about a hundred more items of clothing varying from trousers, skirts, tops, jumpers, thongs, hats, sunglasses etc. you get the picture!

"I'mmmm hungggggrrrrrrryyyyy!" Goku complained feeling his rumbling stomach.

"Yeah me too. Hey aren't you going to get any clothes?" Vegeta said looking at his rival who was still dressed in his famous orange costume!

"Nah! I only wear these clothes!" Goku said pouting as he flapped his trousers in and out.

"You have no other clothes at all!!!!!" Vegeta said astonished at Goku's unusual behaviour.

"Yeah but their all the same sort…. Clothes shopping is for girls!" Goku said pointing to all the people around them.

"That's because we're in the female section you idiot!" Vegeta said rubbing his head.

Then Radditz emerged with a teenage girl about 18 or 19. Hooked onto his arm she was gleaming and smiling.

"What have you got there?" Vegeta teased his blushing friend. Goku then started introducing himself.

"Hi i'm Goku are you my brothers girlfriend? Mines in there getting changed!" Goku said indicating to the changing room.

"Ohhh how sweet Radditz! You never told me you had a little brother!" the girl said bending down and nipping his cheek.

"What race are you!" Vegeta demanded stamping his foot.

"Veggggeeeetttta!!" warned Radditz rather quietly, but the Sayan prince decided to ignore him.

"I'm a crolian!" said the girl still smiling at Radditz.

"LOSER!" Vegeta teased Goku just looked confused.

"Excuse me!" the girl said looking quite offended.

"My dad declared war on your planet and you lot all ran!" Vegeta said still teasing her.

"Vegeta!" Radditz said unhooking his new girlfriend and stepping in front blocking Vegeta's view of her.

"Don't! Please!" he begged Vegeta.

"Fine! But you owe me big!" Vegeta said as the changing room curtain opened again. To reveal Bulma wearing a bikini, all blue with ties around the back. Vegeta's just sat their awed at Bulma's perfect figure.

"I think I'll leave guys now….." said Radditz.

"Give me a call when you guys are done, and need a lift back" he said and with that he disappeared into the thickening crowds.

Then Chi chi's curtain unfolded to reveal her wearing a black silk dress down to her feet.

Goku's mouth immediately dropped open,

"Wow Chi, you look really nice in that dress….." Goku said shyly blushing like mad.

Then Bulma emerged wearing a red skirt, much shorter than Chi Chi's though this time it was Vegeta's mouth to drop open. Both girls then put on a fashion show for their boyfriends. Who were both blushing as red as Bulma's dress!

After there little show they both went back into the dressers, and changed back to their normal clothes.

Bulma then dumped thousands of other accessories in the trolley along with some more clothes. Her trolley alone was overflowing at the top! Chi Chi's was about quarter full as she wasn't as much of a shopaholic as Bulma.

Still Bulma was running up more aisles in-between all the clothes and pulling out more different outfits, (most were like Vegeta's Sayan suit so they stretch and fit every size) Then a thought clicked into the over excited 12 year old SHOES! She needed shoes! And some trainers would be nice to! So off they ran to the shoe section which was also very big! The clothes section was bigger than any clothes shops on Earth easily and so was the shoes section.

Again Bulma went mad overloading the trolley even more with all different types of shoes from high heel boots, trainers, sandals etc….

Chi Chi just got two pairs of shoes though, one pair of trainers and one pair of flattish shoes.

"Can we get something to eat now……." Whined Goku loudly as his belly rumbled along with him.

"Yeah we better or I'm going to collapse of starvation last time I ate was three hours ago!" Vegeta complained feeling his belly with a pitiful face.

"So are we going to pay for this stuff first?" Bulma said as she put another pair of socks into the trolley these ones were pink with hearts on them.

"Man! I just hope Freeza doesn't look at this receipt!" Vegeta said laughing whilst glancing at all the items Bulma had put into the trolley.

"Well serves his own right!" Bulma said frisbeeing two matching Adidas baseball caps into the trolley. One was pink the other was a darkish blue colour.

"One for you, one for me!" Bulma said smiling and putting her hands around Vegeta's neck.

"Where do we pay anyway?" Bulma asked looking around.

"On the way out of the shop! We eat first!" Vegeta said giving Bulma a confused look; you don't do that on Earth?"

So on the gang went to burger king the two Sayans were pushing the trolleys along with them.

"I love Burger King!!!!" Goku said bouncing up and down like he had never been to a fast food restaurant before.

The others just shook there head and entered the restaurant.

"Oh great just our luck rush hour!" Vegeta groaned the queue was coming right near to the door they were standing in.

"Oh well, I'm sure it won't take that long….." Bulma said glancing at a clock on the wall. It was 2-00.

By about ten minutes later Goku and Vegeta were getting really fidgety and they couldn't keep still. So they both started off a friendly spar! Well Vegeta started it off anyway because Goku coughed all in his hair so he turned around and kicked Goku, who thought that he wanted to play which was partly right. So he kicked him back and after a few more friendly kicks and punches they started to use Ki blasts. (Oh oh)

Vegeta threw a blue ki to Goku who blocked it (they were very small at this point as they didn't want to blow up Burger king!) with no effort at all then Goku threw a yellowy colored one back and Vegeta did just as Goku had done and blocked that too the problem came when both kids powered up and threw bigger blasts at one another. Both were Sayans and weren't going to give up that easily and both were also eager for a good workout.

"Is that all you've got!" Vegeta said through gritted teeth.

"Well it could be worse I could be as weak as you!" Goku said also struggling to control the continuous growing of Vegeta's ki blast.

Then Goku gave up as he didn't want to power up accidentally and hurt somebody. Vegeta on the other hand didn't want to give up he still wanted to fight and he also wanted to prove to the now looking spectators that he was stronger than Kakorot! One look from Bulma on the other hand made him stop; he also gathered that if he got in any more trouble with Freeza he would probably be killed because he was such a rebellious kid. Freeza didn't realise this when he made Vegeta serve under him, he just thought it was a good way to get Vegeta's father back and dirty the reputation of the Sayans, so far however it had failed. Vegeta had put a stop to all that whether it was destroying somebody or something or playing pranks on him, sometimes it was just running away to anywhere and hiding out until he got found by Freeza's men. Vegeta just treated it all as a game.

With that bit of anger as he wanted to continue Vegeta couldn't help himself he angrily stopped pretending to block the blast and just kicked it gently. The blast shot right across the restaurant shooting over people hair until it reached a very tall lady who was wearing a brown curly wig. It shot right into it and knocked it off her head. The blast then continued across the room until it collided with the kid's meal toys, and destroyed the whole case. Japanese toys showered down everywhere there was about a dozen there. From hello Kitty to Pokemon. Lucky all the workers didn't see this though!

A little boy who was standing behind Vegeta watching him and Goku watching them spar started to cry as the little soft toys fell around him.

This pissed Vegeta off even more and he tried to ignore the little alien kid.

The boy was only about 5 or 6 and was a light green colour (why don't we just say he looked a little like Lloyd off Lloyd in space because that's whats on Disney at the moment)

Goku just walked over to the little kid and patted him on the back. Then he whispered something into his ear something that the others did not hear they were too busy discussing their orders to Bulma.

After about a minute the boy had dried off his tears and plucked up the courage to walk over to Vegeta, Bulma, Chi Chi and Goku. Goku gave him thumbs up sign and winked at the kid and he done it back.

The boy calmly strolled over to the still discussing group and tapped Vegeta on his back, Vegeta turned around and glared at the little green kid evilly,

"You're weak!" the little kid said.

Goku held his head this was not supposed to happen! Bulma burst into a fit of giggles and struggled to breathe because she was laughing too much.

Chi Chi just stood there watching her boyfriend and holding her hips she guessed that her boyfriend had done something!

"Who do you think you are? You little runt I could blow into the next dimension if I really want!" Vegeta threatened raising his fingers into his ki blast position.

"Vegeta no!" Goku said stepping in front of the shaking kid.

Bulma was still laughing at the kid and Vegeta's antics.

"Move out the way!" ordered Vegeta getting clearly angrier by the minute.

"Daddy!!!!!" shouted the little kid screaming at the top of its high pitched voice.

Bulma had stopped laughing now all the laughing energy in her body had been drained completely.

"Oh, Vegeta! You look so tense! Let me give you a backrub baby!" Bulma said rubbing his back. Immediately this had an effect and relaxed Vegeta completely.

The little kid had run out of Burger king at this time.

"All the gang was grinning at Vegeta now and Vegeta and Bulma were blushing like mad.

"Ohhhh Chi why don't I ever get back rubs!" Goku whined.

"Because you r a retard!" Vegeta said smiling as they moved up in the queue.

It soon became their turn with a few pushes and shoves here and there.

"Right what do you lot want then?" Bulma asked. The alien just smiled it was brown and had another set of eyes on its head that was poking up from a burger king hat.

"I want……" Goku mused at the menu.

"I want six of every meal! Except veggie burgers and fish burgers!" Vegeta said getting to the point. "And all of them are king size!" he said rubbing his hands together.

"What drink would be with those".

"Half coke, half strawberry milkshake!" Vegeta said pulling out a card.

"Anything else?" the person said.

"Yeah!" Vegeta said.

"You sort it out!" Vegeta said handing Bulma the card.

"Sure!" Bulma said,

"I'll have the same as Vegeta!" Goku said rubbing his still rumbling belly.

"What drink?" the alien said again.

"Just coke please" Goku said.

"What do you want Chi?" asked Bulma smiling.

"I'll just have a big king meal normal size." Chi Chi said.

"What drink?"

"Orange juice please" Chi Chi answered.

"And I'll have the same please but with strawberry milkshake!" Bulma said handing the card over.

"So you lot work for Freeza then?" the aliens said just chatting to the group as they waited for the guys orders.

"No only me!" Vegeta said checking out Bulma's legs.

"So I take it you two are together." The alien said to Bulma.

"Yeah!" Bulma said smiling again.

"So are we!" Goku said butting in and pulling Chi Chi with him as well.

"I see!" The worker said

"So are you lot eating in or taking out?" the worker said.

"Eating in!" Bulma replied cheerfully as she handed over the card.

"Right then your order will with you in a couple of minutes. Just sit down and take a seat and we'll come and find you." The worker replied as he handed the card back to Bulma who gave it to Vegeta.

"What floor do you want to go on?" Vegeta asked.

"Which ever one there's seats!" Chi Chi replied as they took off up the stairs.

Two floors were full up completely or didn't have enough room on the table for four and all the food.

So up they carried on up the flights of stairs,

"Let's just go to the top floor." Vegeta said as he glided up three more flights of stairs.

"Wow I've never seen a restaurant so big!" Bulma said when they reached the top.

They chose a place next to a gigantic window and sat down there was enough room for about ten people but all the guys food had to go on their as well.

"So how long do you think we have left?" Goku said as he watched some other people eat on another table.

Vegeta just shook his head and wondered how Goku could ever belong to his race in the first place.

"Wait Vegeta we need straws!" Goku said suddenly.

"Yeah your right!" agreed Vegeta getting up from his seat.

He came back a couple of seconds later and had about twenty straws in his hand. He dumped them in the middle of the table.

The Sayans could not keep still and behaving though just like Sayans! Vegeta once again started the fight this time it was a straw war!

Vegeta skilfully ripped the end off the straw, and twisted the other end around around he then blew through the open top of the straw and it shot right at Goku! (This actually works by the way we always do this in McDonalds and Burger King! Make a note it's really fun! Try it next time you go in one!)

Goku retaliated by doing the same to Vegeta but he missed and it flew and hit Bulma right in the face! She turned round and fired it at Chi Chi thinking it was Chi so Chi fired it at Vegeta. Then the all out straw war began! Straws were flying everywhere on the floor everybody on the other tables decided to munch down their food and leave or move down some floors away from the hyperactive gang! It ended after about two minutes though when the Burger King worker who served them appeared up the stairs escorted by three others each holding a tray full to the top and overloading each. When Vegeta and Goku spotted the workers and the food they stopped all together.

The workers all said Thank you and went back downstairs to get the rest of the food and the drinks. They reappeared again with the last of the food.

"Thank you!" Bulma and Chi Chi said in chorus but Vegeta and Goku were too busy stuffing their faces with fries and burgers to care.

"Man! These burgers are huge!" Bulma said opening up the burger wrapper.

"Yeah tell me about it!" Chi Chi said taking a bite out of hers.

"Makes the burgers on Earth look tiny!" Goku said starting his third burger this one was bacon double.

"Everything's bigger the fries, the drink!" Bulma said opening up her ketchup lid.

"Mmmmmmmmm!" Goku replied munching down more fries and sucking up some drink.

"Look at those two there pigs!" Bulma said laughing. Both Sayans had eaten about ten burgers most were double burgers! And bags and bags of fries.

"Where do they keep it all?" Chi Chi wondered.

"I don't want to really go their Chi!!" Bulma said closing her eyes and munching her Big King burger.

"Wow I got six bags of onion rings!" Goku said as he discovered the onion rings underneath some burgers.

"Well nah! We got six of just about everything remember!" Vegeta said poking his straw in another drink and slurping it up.

"So do you come here a lot?" Bulma asked chucking a burnt chip at Goku it landed in his fries and he still munched it without looking!

"Yeah I guess I really live on this sort of food!" Vegeta said laughing.

*10 minutes later*

The Sayans had finished eating at this point and so had the girls.

"What do you want to do now?" Vegeta asked as they got up and dumped all their trash in the trash bin.

"I need the toilet!" Bulma said

"Me too!" Chi Chi said.

"Well go on then!" Vegeta said and then called after him "Don't take too long!"

"Where are we going next then?" Goku asked slurping his drink that was left.

"Well I've got to go get some new CD's and some magazines maybe a few DVD's so probably Virgin or HMV." Vegeta answered slurping on his drink too it was a strawberry shake that was left.

The girls emerged from the bathroom about five minutes later.

"At last!" Vegeta grumbled pushing the over full trolley.

"Sorry Bulma broke the hand dryer!" Chi Chi said laughing.

"Oh well….." Bulma said blushing.

"And I thought you were supposed to be a genius!" Chi Chi teased.

"So how'd you break that then?" Vegeta laughed.

"Not funny!" Bulma said ignoring both of them.

"Don't worry Bulma stuff always breaks with me!" Goku said putting his arms behind his head.

"Tell me about it….." Chi Chi grumbled.

"So where we going next?" Bulma said wrapping her arms around Vegeta's neck.

So Vegeta informed her of his plans.

"great idea!" Bulma said jumping ontop of her overloading trolley and catching a free-ride.

"Vegeta immediately pushed the trolley really fast and made Bulma nearly fall off.

"Childish children….." Chi Chi grumbled at the two mischievous couple.

They arrived at the CD section almost straight away as the CD section was next door to the Burger King.

"Wow!!!! Look at all the CD's!!!!" Bulma said awed.

"Why do you want any?" Vegeta asked grabbing about a dozen albums and singles off the shelf and dumping them in the trolley.

"Why not!?" Bulma said grabbing some as well.

"How cool this CD isn't even out on Earth yet!!!" Bulma said picking up an album. Off the shelf.

"It's only on single!" She said really happily.

"Do you guys want any?" Vegeta asked looking at the new releases shelf.

"No thanks!" Chi Chi said.

"Boy I love this life!" Bulma said, "Hey Vege what do you about school?" Bulma asked school suddenly popping into her head.

"Well its summer holidays at the moment! But you guys will be in my class probably don't worry though there's still another four weeks left!" Vegeta said.

"Great we still got to go to school…." Goku said sadly.

"Yeah….. I'll probably get expelled again….." laughed Vegeta trying to sound upset but not doing it very well.

"What's it like then?" Bulma asked as they all walked up along the aisle trolleys as well.

"Crap! What do you think! And we're stuck in the same shitty class room all day except gym it's like your schools in Japan! And it's really easy to get excluded!" Vegeta said laughing as they reached the DVD's.

"Oh wow Blue Crush is out already! It's only in the cinemas back on Earth!" Bulma said picking up a copy and putting it in the trolley.

The trolley was soon filled up with an assortment of DVD's and CD's.

"And now computer games….." Vegeta said moving up the shop each time.

"What console have you got?" Bulma asked her new boyfriend.

"All of them except Xbox, Xbox is crap!" (Sorry all you Xbox fans but its true Gamecube rules!!!!)

"Wow all these games are so new! None are out back home!" Bulma said picking up some.

"Vegeta chucked them in the trolley as well. Gamecube games and playstaion2 discs littered the top of the trolley.

"Now all I need is some magazines……" Vegeta said walking over to the magazine bit in the corner.

"What sort!!?...." Vegeta wondered.

Bulma joined him.

"Hey do they have Bliss or Sugar out here?" Bulma asked Vegeta.

"And I wonder how I'd know that!" Vegeta said grinning.

"Good point!" Bulma said flicking through the ladies section.

Vegeta just chucked in a load of computer magazines and magazines strictly for guys (you know what we mean : ) )

Bulma just picked up some ladies magazines and put them in the trolley.

"Oh wow here's Bliss!" Bulma said putting it in the trolley as well,

Then a familiar voice came up behind them

"Hey Radditz what's up?" Vegeta said.

Radditz and his new friend the Crolian girl was with him.

"Hey Vegeta we ought to be heading back soon! Or I'll be late!" Radditz said quickly.

"So is your new friend coming with you?" Vegeta asked slyly.

"Yeah she is! But we've only got an hour and a half for me to get back, get changed and get there, that's not much time!" Radditz said hinting to Vegeta to get a move on.

"Oh Radditz mate you missed something what about getting off with your friend here?"

"That comes later!" warned Radditz quietly to Vegeta.

"Are you too ready?" Vegeta asked Chi Chi and Goku.

"Yeah I think!" Chi Chi said talking for Goku she knew what was coming next.

"Although I am quite hungry……" Goku said.

"Well I've already gone shopping!" Radditz said.

"I did it went those two chicks were clothes shopping and you two were zombified.

"What about me I've go to get some food….." Vegeta said pretending to sob.

"Tough get it tomorrow!" Radditz said impatiently.

"NO!!" Vegeta said stubbornly.

"Fine! I'll give you twenty minutes!" Radditz warned. "And then I'm going without you!"

"Fine!" Vegeta said happy that he had gotten his own way.

So off they flew into the food section. Goku's eyes lit up when they got in there.

"Here hold this trolley." Vegeta ordered Radditz.

"Quickly!" Radditz called after the gang.

Vegeta grabbed another trolley and zoomed along all the aisles with Bulma grabbing all the yummy junk foods he spotted.

Pot noodles, potato chips, pizza, bread, butter, ham, bacon, eggs, coke, chocolate, candy, milk shake, cream cakes, tomato ketchup, micro chips, micro chicken, micro curries, (and every thing else yummy). (We just can't be bothered to list it all because we're bound to forget something)

Once the trolley was filled up with this stuff and some hairspray, hair gel, deodorant, tooth paste, tooth brushes etc.

They exited the very big shop and met up with Radditz, Goku and Chi Chi.

"Come on then you two!" Radditz urged.

So they all rushed to the main exit of the shop and met up with many tills about a hundred of them all in a line.

They quickly went to the clearest one and put both there stuff on the till.

The bill totalled into lots of digits! As you would gather! And it all got billed back to freeza.

Once they got out of the mall they jumped into Radditz' spaceship.

They couldn't fit all the shopping in the ship and some had to be tied to the roof! I (it looked a lot like on GT when Vegeta and Bra were coming back from shopping with all Bra's clothes)

This time they were sitting in the same seats but Radditz' new girlfriend was sitting in the front next to him.

Vegeta and Bulma behind,

And Goku and Chi Chi behind them,

The shopping was behind them.

Once they arrived back they all had to carry about 20 bags each.

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On the next chapter Bulma and the others phone home, Vegeta finally gets his room cleaned up, and much much more! Soon they go to school! That's going to be fun to write! We haven't actually planned what we're going to write yet so we can't really tell you! Sorry! It should be up by Monday hopefully!

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