Standard Disclaimer: I V.J do not own Dragon Ball Z nor do I claim any rights to the series manga or toys, I also do not own the movie Clue I hope this is satisfactory no need to sue, this burlesque parody it's simply for fun...

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Colonel Mustard: Krillin

Miss Scarlet: Bulma

Mr.Boddy: Goku

Mr.Green: Piccolo

Mrs.Peacock: Baba

Mrs.White: Chichi

Professor Plum: Yamcha

Wadsworth:(The butler) Vegeta

Yvette: Marron (Krillin's first girl friend)

The Cop: Mr. Popo

The Singing Telegram Girl: Pan

The Motorist: Future Trunks

The Cook Mrs. Ho: Idasa and Ikose's Mother (the loud mouth red head seen during the Tornament) I'm naming her Hilda

The Pizza Girl: 18

The Security Guard: 17

Clue

Chapter Seven:

Another Death…

Each partner went their separate ways, quickly separating into several different sections to supposedly search the house.

Goku and Chichi went to check the cellar. They both searched every crevasse, and saw nothing out of the ordinary.

"I don't see a thing!" said a dull Chichi, not really looking for anything walking in a straight line like a robot, bumping into walls, and what not.

"I agree, I think this is a waste of time, hey Chichi. I was curious, how many husbands did you have?" he said picking his nose.

Chichi was getting nervous with this line of questioning. "Mine or other woman's?"

Goku look clueless to her visible distress. "No, just yours Chichi. " he smiled kindly to her; wiping his filthy hands on the wall.

Chichi's cold heart, warmed by the innocence in his face, but disgusted by what he just done, she wondered if he knew that she saw him pick his nose. "Five." She said nonchalantly moving away from his toxic hand.

Goku's eyes widen. "Five!"

Chichi's eyes narrowed. "Yes, just the five!" she replied coldly watching out for his contaminated unhygienic grimy-ass hand.

Goku winced his eyes in thought. "So, is it true that you killed them?" he asked coming closer, his hand in close proximity, as if chasing her.

Chichi started to sweat eyeing the odious hand, backing into the wall. "Um, no let me explain. Dabura was my first, Cell my second, and you already know what happened to them. Zarbon was my third he was really sweet, but a shameless womanizer. I do not know what happened to him. He was found in an ally with a crack pipe, sticking out of his mouth. Police detectives argued that it was homicide, and the crack pipe was placed there to make it look like an overdose, which it was everyone knew Zarbon was a crack junky who overindulged in such things, he would even go so far as to sale his hair for the dope." she defended.

Goku was interested. " What, happened to the other two?"

"Well, my fourth husband was a famous scientist, he was Dr.Gero…"

"He died too!" said Goku astounded, * boy, I have to watch myself around her. *

Chichi glared. " I did not kill him, he was a mad scientist, and turned himself into an android; nobody believes me he still walks the earth; he is very much alive, and stalks me to this day. So the police found his body in a garbage dump chopped up into kitty liter, his head allegedly intact with a plastic dildo stuck in his eye, it was a fake!" she fortified her claim.

"Okay... What about the last one? " Goku asked, almost afraid, backing away from her.

Chichi smiled and relaxed. "Oh him, well he was famous as well, a wrestler… Ah, I still remember the way he looked at me with those deceitful black beady eyes, ah Nappa. He was stupid, he slit his own throat when shaving, and before you ask, I had nothing to do with it. I was at the grocery store at the time, the cameras proved my innocence. Unfortunately, though, that evidence was never mentioned during court, it mysteriously disappeared along with the murder, I mean suicidal, I mean accidental weapon. The case against me was dropped...and so is this issue got it!" she glared, while her hand reached into her purse, as if she was on her guard, and had a deadly weapon hidden inside.

Goku gulped." Hey, relax Chichi I will be around to cheer you up, and beside we are alone." he suggested.

"What are you getting at, Goku?" she asked, releasing her hand from her purse, but still gripping the purse tightly.

"This!" said Goku as he pressed his lips against the cold woman's lips, instantly melting her resistance, stars shined just the them, Oh it was so beautiful I think I'm going to cry…nah, I think I'll just gag…

~*~*~

Vegeta walked with Bulma up the stairs, they headed towards the master bedroom. (Not like that Hentai maniac! Grr wipe your nose!)

"Do you think it's wise to search this place with that sweet young man here?" asked Bulma

Vegeta looked at her from the corner of his eye. "Hmn. I do not know, I didn't come up with this absurd idea; it was Krillin's suggestion. My guess so that he could ogle that woman. He's not taking this seriously." He said with a stern expression.

Bulma looked intrigued. "Really, how do you mean, you still don't think Yamcha's behind this?"

"I don't know what is going on, I just know the person that attacked me was far too strong to be Yamcha," he stated, glancing at her sideways.

"Maybe you underestimated him?" she suggests, with a sly grin.

"Mmm, no I'm never wrong, I wasn't wrong about you!" he said alluringly.

"Oh, and what were you not wrong about me?" she asked intrigued.

Vegeta stopped her midway, and looked into her amazingly stunning blue eyes. "The facts that you are indeed the most exotic mystifyingly beautified creature, to ever grace my obsequious existence. I also know that you are very stubborn, strong willed and down right irresistible," he said directly and chivalrous.

Bulma blushed. "Now, who is not taking this seriously." she winked.

Vegeta chortled. "Quite right, lets proceed..."

The two searched the upstairs for any possible clues and found nothing, so their unfruitful search continued.

~*~*~

Piccolo was very pissed; they chucked the little witch off to him. *Just because I'm green does not mean, that I should be tortured like this. * Piccolo thought with the feeling of anticlimactic downpour of dreadful disenchantment. He glared spitefully at little vermin floating on her crystal ball, leaving stinky gas trails behind, dropping her old people's medicine on the floor, Flex-all 454.

*Just look at her, why couldn't I go by myself little bugger, thinks she's so cute in that monstrosity antique dress, an extreme eyesore, ugly thing, she looks like a drape! Furthermore, what the hell is up with the pink hair, who does she think she is that chick in sailor moon, Renee! Better yet that chick from Alias…* though Piccolo glaring at the ceiling; his thought were crushed by Baba's raspy voice.

"Hey! Pay attention, I'll look in this section, you search the other okay, and never the two shall meet." She rasped hoarsely, pulling out a whisky bottle she hidden in her bustier, and started drinking it straight from the bottle.

"What are you saying?" asked Piccolo somewhat relieved.

"I don't like you, you're ugly, tall, and green! You are throwing off my charm, and I don't want t be stuck with you so go! I'm trying to get a man!" she said taking another swig.

"In this place! Haha, you've got to be kidding me!" he looked at her, and could see she was quite serious.

"Like I said, I'm just too sexy to be with you! Now go, I'm loosing my sex appeal!" she said angrily and for no rational reason threw the bottle at the wall.

* Ugh, atrocious, she's just being lazy leaving her shit all over the mansion, dirty hag* thought Piccolo.

"Disgusting, you already lost that about a thousand years ago, roach. Let me tell you something woman, it is not because of me you cannot get a man. It is your revolting face, and prissy attitude try looking in the mirror! Oh, and another thing that crystal ball comes in good use for your boobs are sagging quite low, I know it's a trifle task to walk around with those saddlebags! " Piccolo ridiculed, deriding her with insults, and angrily took off in the other direction.

Baba growled like a demon, and stormed off somewhere…

~*~*~

17 was having the worst time of his life, Marron would not shut up. He being a self -confessed pervert enjoyed looking at her, but her stupidity was unbelievable. 17 was not attracted to this beautiful woman, simply because her ignorance made her unattractive.

"Ooo, look 17 I found kitten!" she cooed petting a disgusting rat.

"Oh my Kami, put that down you ditz!" he said horrified.

Marron started to dance for no reason, to no music. "17, do you think I'm pretty, you do don't you everybody loves me. They always say such nice things to me! Do you want to know what they are?" she said twirling her hair chomping on imaginary gum, playing with the now dead rat with the other hand, she idiotically squeezed it to death, popping the eyes out of socket.

*I know I'm going to regret this. *

"Sure, why not?" 17 announced reluctantly.

"Hey you didn't have to be so mean, and say no! I'll tell you anyway. They say that I'm only good for sex. They are so nice they give me booty calls at night, aren't they sweet... hmn what's a booty call… I'm sure it means a curtain call. (She meant courtesy call) It is nice when a girl gets a call back from a hunky guy! Humph, but they never take me out to eat I wonder why? Hey 17." she called, gesturing his attention.

17 groaned; he thought that she would talk herself to death if he stayed quiet. "What, damn it, just shut up already, we are supposed to be looking for clues, not listening to your dumb retarded slut stories!" 17 stated very agitated.

"Um, what's a slut, stop using such big words?" she pouted, " If you'll just listen, I already found what we were looking for!" she giggled. "17 do want to see it!"

"This won't end shut...Oh my god that is really pathetic, Marron put your damn close back on!" said a disgusted yet turned on.

"No! I want to be free!" she said, and ran away.

"Why me! Marron wait up!" he said chasing her.

~*~*~

Krillin and 18 were making out in kitchen, 18 got too eager, and pushed Krillin against the wall, it opened they both fell to the ground.

"What is this, a secret passage way?" said 18 looking around helping her boyfriend up.

"Yeah that's what it looks like, let's check it out!" said Krillin.

18 agreed, and they both followed the darkened cavernous path, once they reached the end, there was a handle; they turned the handle, and it opened up it was a secret passage into another room. Now, they were in the laboratory.

"Hey, we're in the lab!" said 18, observing her surrounding and read a sign that said LAB in big bold letters.

"Yeah I wonder if...Oh my god!" bellowed Krillin in a panic.

18 looked to where he pointed; she saw a gruesome sight, and screamed. "Oh my god it's a Barbara Striesand record, her nose is huge, it takes up the whole picture!" said 18 in fright, also noticing corny folk music and, "Ahhh John Tesh, Eww this is rancid, we have to get the hell out of here Krillin!" she said looking at the dull Krillin.

He turned her face in the other direction and noticed what Krillin was really referring to, "Oh no!" she said in a soft whisper.

~*~*~

Everyone heard 18's frantic scream, and rushed down to the lab room, only to see it was locked.

Chichi hastily took out, and banged her frying pan, in order to open the door it didn't work. They then tried to get Krillin and 18 to open it, but it was locked on their side too, how could that be?

Vegeta looked at the lock, and could see that someone had smoldered it. *Damn, I have no choice! * Vegeta aimed his palm to the door, and blasted it.

The dust cleared revealing an opening, 18 and Krillin looked pale.

Vegeta looked to them. "Why are you screaming, what's wrong with you two?" he asked.

18 spoke first, "Neil Diamond and Kenny G records everywhere!"

Krillin snubbed her, 18 turned around annoyed, "What?"

Krillin cleared his throat, and 18 came to her senses, they both pointed to the body on the floor, Vegeta walked up to see his unknown son, dead, his eyes were opened in fright. Vegeta didn't know why he felt sad of the boy's demise, but hit him and hard. He shut his unknown son's eyes, and carried him to the study, silently he pondered.

*What, is going on? Who ever did this is going to pay! *

Vegeta set the boy down in the study. It was not the fact that boy was dead that bothered him so much. It was how he died. Vegeta's thoughts were interrupted by another scream of horror.

~*~*~

Marron screamed at the top of her lungs as she clumsily toppled over Yamcha's dead body. (Yes, 17 got her to put her clothes on among other thing...)

"It's Yamcha again!" screamed Bulma.

Vegeta walked over to him, and checked his vital signs. He was dead, only this time for sure. "Yamcha is dead, again; why would somebody want to kill him twice?" he asked perplexed not expecting an answer.

Chichi spoke. "Beats the dog crap out of me, maybe we should have made sure he was dead the first time."

"I thought I smelled something," muttered Goku sniffing the air, looking repulsively at Chichi.

Baba snickered "How, by cutting his head off I suppose." taunted Baba, to Chichi.

Chichi was insulted. "That was uncalled for!" she said reaching for her purse, and scary villain music starts to play.

Marron kept screaming it turns out not over Yamcha at all, but over her squashed dead rat, "Oh poor kitty, I'll get you some plutonium, and you'll be okay after I …hey, I can't remember my last thought, wait here kitty! I have to think of what I was going to do! You just stay there, and I'll think of a way to save you…hey whose the guy on the floor, I think he needs mouth to mouth! … Oh it's perfect kitty!" her eyes sparkled with brighten delight of her ingenious idea. Nobody paid attention as brainlessly obtuse, Marron picked up kitty.

Piccolo spoke. "This is getting out of hand, I think I should mention that troll-dung Baba was on her own!" accused Piccolo pointing to the witch on the crystal ball.

She flicked him off. "That's because you took off, and come on like I could beat pansy boy up! Everyone knows it was Vegeta who killed that fidgety bastard, and probably Yamcha too!"

Vegeta smacked the fictitious artificial hoarse teeth out of Baba, which surprised him as much as her. *Why did I do that? *

" You ill-advised daft gremlin, he was frightened to death!" said Krillin, and 18 thought is was because of Barbara Striesand's face, and Krillin was thinking it was because of Baba's face.

Baba was cradling her saggy gooey face, whimpering like a wounded animal. " See, I told you he was the killer!" her face was decomposing rotting with moldy putrefying age.

Chichi looked at Vegeta coldly. "I'm glad you smacked the witch, but it wasn't necessary, she had a right to accuse you, lets be honest here." She said giving him a cold stare.

Goku ganged up on Vegeta. "Yeah, you weren't exactly nice to the boy." He said hiding behind Chichi.

"Hey that is enough, Vegeta was at my side the whole time!" said Bulma defending Vegeta.

"I bet he was!" snickered Baba jealously, fixing her teeth.

"Hey shut up! Damn pit bull. What is this the blame game? I say we take this to the lounge. In addition, we discuss this further. We still have to finish searching the house. So lets all calm down, and try to figure this out!" said furious riotous Piccolo.

"Why? We already know who did it!" said Baba spitefully, holding up her recent facelift.

"This is the last time I'm going to tell you to be quiet, everyone here is under suspicion including yourself. You should know better than to judge some one by their attitude, and demeanor. So what if Vegeta didn't like the boy neither did I that doesn't mean he killed him," shielded Piccolo.

"Agreed, lets move on. We are all in the same boat, it does not matter who you think did it. Shin will not go for that. We must find evidence, understood!" said Vegeta taking the lead once again. All and sundry nodded.

The group began to descend to the lounge, but stopped midway, catching a glimpse of something. They all turned around to see Marron force a dead rat in Yamcha's mouth.

"What the hell are you doing thickheaded imbecile?" asked Vegeta nauseatingly aghast; he had his hand to his mouth sickened by the sight.

Marron pushed her bangs out her face and smiled, "I'm saving them both," she closed her eyes with content, and smiled in determination, shaking her head in a positive motion. " I can do this, they have plenty of air stuff inside both of their butts, it's a gas called fart and together they can be revive!" she said ridiculously, mindlessly, inanely, preposterously crazy, and like a berserker started forcing kitty in Yamcha's mouth. Everyone was sickened, and appalled; half of the group ran to the bathroom to regurgitate the contents in their abdomen.

Vegeta whimpered in disgust. "Great Galaxy woman! Son of a Namek! What the hell is your problem, Marron? I think I'm going to be sick to my saiyan stomach!" Vegeta held his mouth repulsed.

Marron frowned, "Stupid, you scared kitty to death! Boohoo, now she'll never breath again! Oops, I think kitty went too far down…oh shoot, humph, I'll just have to dig her out, and bury her in your guy's dinner bye!" she said dragging Yamcha's dead carcass with a disgusting rat tail stick out his mouth, and she went into the kitchen.

Everyone looked at each other, "Please god, tell me that stupefied twit was no where near our dinner!" said Bulma.

Chichi cried in remembrance, "Oh… my Kabito, Shin, Gohan Kami! No, she handed us our plates!" she screamed frantically deranged. They all looked at each other in utter horror; each one ran fighting their way into the bathroom. Chichi pushed everyone screaming irrationally, "RGHGGHHHH!" kicking and slapping her way into the bathroom.

They all ran with the exception of Baba, she loved the meal; in fact, she rather enjoyed it, such an exquisite spicy taste.

Vegeta beckoned everyone to a halt, "Wait, you have nothing to fear; you guys really didn't eat anything, if you remember everyone was grossed out by Baba's eating!" he tried to comfort them.

"Yeah, but some of us ate the soup dumbass!" cried Chichi from the bathroom, everybody impatiently waiting behind her.

Vegeta scratched his head, "I guess your shit out of luck, then… would anyone like mints, or a tooth brush, perhaps Marron could get you all a soda!" said the butler Vegeta; he couldn't stand filth, but he was also enjoying the moment; especially when the all groaned from the mentioning of Marron's name.

Ten minutes later, everyone was depressed, and wanted to go home. They sluggishly headed to their original destination that is until door bell rang...To be continued…

A/N; (Okay pretty long for this story. Hmn sorry about the seriousness in this chapter, but I could not make Trunk's death a joke you know what I mean, anyway read and review. Hey Trunks fans, do not fret there is always the dragon balls ...maybe! (: Endorsements for new stories: The Thing and Resident Evil DBZ style, also my previous fic, Perfect Blue! Moreover, thanks for taking the time to read, you guys take care BYE! Oh, I will try to have an update every week so check like every week to see if a new chapter is posted. Also new crazy pics I drew too funny check em out please!