Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Clueless-DBZ style ❯ I finally got my man! A prince at that! ( Chapter 9 )

Clueless, DBZ style

I do not own DBZ or the rights to the movie Clueless owned by paramount pictures.


"You know you look like Pippi Longstockings." Vegeta smirked at Bulma as she braided her long hair at the dinning room table.
"Well you look like Lyle Lovett. Who's Pippi Longstockings?"
"Someone Hercule never played."
"Funny Vegeta." She elbowed him in the ribs real quick and then went back to her hair pulling out the braids and shaking her hair free. It cascaded down her shoulders and back making Vegeta dumbfounded by her exotic beauty. They were totally in their own little world forgetting that one of Daddy's lawyer friends was at the table doing work with them.
"What happened to the December twenty third files?"
"Hmm what?" Vegeta asked jerking his head away from gawking at Bulma beside him.
"Mr. Briefs wanted them tonight, there were twice as many. He's gonna go ballistic if I don't have them. So where are they?"
"I think I checked them for the December third conversation." Bulma sunk down in her chair.
"What?" The lawyer practically screamed.
"Bulma where'd you put them?" Vegeta started shuffling through the folders in front of her.
"I divided them into two piles. Is that wrong?" She cringed.
"Oh my god. I have to redo all that? What are you some kind of baka?" The lawyer screamed venom at Bulma. Bulma frowned her bottom lip quivering slightly. Vegeta glanced at her then back to the lawyer.
"Shit she didn't know that."
"She just set us back a day. Who cares about the December call? Now we're screwed!"
"I'm sorry." Bulma squeaked out as tears started to form in her eyes.
"Just forget it ok? Just go back to the mall or something." The lawyer snarled at her. She bit her bottom lip determined she wouldn't let them see her cry as she got up quickly from her chair sending it to the floor and running from the room.
"What the hell is your problem? She didn't mean any harm."
"I'm going to get killed because she's a fucking ditz."
"She's not a ditz. You know if you were paying attention to your assignment it wouldn't have happened would it?" Vegeta growled crossing his arms a crossed his muscular chest staring at the baka in front of him.
"Well if you hadn't been playing footies with the dumb kid all night she wouldn't be bothering me."
"What the hell are you talking about?!?"
"You know exactly what I'm talking about. Vegeta this is a multi million dollar law suit, not some excuse for puppy love."
"Puppy love? Look we've been working our asses off on this case."
"What ever. I tell ya what, you do what ever you want with your asses, and I'm calling in sick tomorrow. You fucking do the work." The lawyer grabbed his briefcase and walked towards the door with Vegeta in tow.
"I plan on it." Vegeta growled and slammed the door as the guy stormed out of the house. Vegeta turned around and found Bulma at the top of the stairs crying at the top step. His lips turned into a frown as he walked slowly up the stairs towards her.

"Did I really ruin Daddy's law suit?"
"No. Of course not." Vegeta sat down next to her and looked at her.
"Well did I set him back? I mean there's so much work to be done and he can't afford to lose that time because of me screwing up so bad." She sniffled.
"Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it. Your father won't lose anytime. Can you imagine the nerve of that guy? I mean making you worry like that and yet he's the one that screwed the whole shitting thing up and he blames us for that? Imagine saying we were…you know?" Vegeta stuttered the last few words. His stubborn pride getting in the way once again.
"That's right. You've been very dedicated to this case. Helping Daddy a lot."
"Well it's a good learning experience and all. Something to do in my spare time away from training I guess. But you don't need to be here doing this. Go out and have fun go shopping or watch your silly cartoons you love so much."
"You think that's all I do? I'm just a ditz with a credit card? So the guy was right?" Bulma started to cry. Vegeta bit his tongue, he kicked himself because the words never did seem to come out right unless he was insulting or correcting her.
"No, no ah damnit. That's not what I meant." He moved closer to her still searching for the right words to say.
"You're young and beautiful…and…" Vegeta stuttered.
"And?" Bulma sniffled and looked up at him.
"And, well uh what?"
"You think I'm beautiful?" Bulma's mind was screaming at her. Her heart started to race, she had waited for a long time to hear those words from his lips.
"You know you're gorgeous alright? And popular, and um and…but this is not why I, you know I come here. I come here to help your father."
"You already said that Geta."
"I wanna help out you Dad he's the only one who cares about me around here."
"That is so not true!"
"He's not? Are you saying you care about me?" Vegeta cocked his eyebrow at her.
"Vegeta." She laughed and went to smack him in the head when Vegeta caught her and brought his lips to hers. They kissed passionately for a moment and pulled away looking at each other. A small smile formed on Vegeta's lips and he moved back in capturing her lips once again.

*Well you can guess what happened next*

Scene changes to Gohan's and Videl's wedding. *finally!*

"As if! I am only sixteen and this is Japan, not that hillbilly state of Kentucky where you can marry at fourteen, or so I've heard. *

"I know that when I have my own wedding I want this like whole cool flower motif and really cool dresses." 18 chattered on at the bridesmaid's table.
"Oh no no no, When I get married I'm gonna have this really cool gown and my bridesmaids are going to wear flowers in their hair, and huge party afterwards." Chi Chi stated matter of factly.
"Wow that sounds so cool Chi."
"Oh my go they're planning our weddings already. Could you all stop all that to death do us part stuff? I'm telling you I'm completely buggin here." Goku said to Vegeta and Goten at his table staring at the girls across from them.
"I'm buggin' myself." Vegeta laughed at what he had just said knowing fully well that Bulma was laughing at him for trying to impress her with her type of speech.
"Girls! Videl is about to throw the bouquet c'mon!" Miss Pan yelled as she dragged the girls from the table.
"Hey, we got a pool going to see who's girl is getting the bouquet, it's up to two hundred zeni." Vegeta whispered into Bulma's ear.
"It's in the bag." Bulma smirked and kissed Vegeta on the cheek quickly following the rest of the girls out into the open space near the tables. Videl smiled down on the huge group of girls before she turned around and tossed the flowers over he shoulder. All the girls jumped at once knocking the stragglers down, all fighting and clawing to get a grip on that bunch of flowers. Bulma smashed Bra down and stomped on her as she reached for the bouquet and wrapped her hands tightly around it. She started to laugh and jump around with it in her hands then smiling back to Vegeta. She straightened her dress out and walked up to him.
"Told ya."
"So you did woman." He grinned and leaned down and kissed her so passionately the world stood still.

*I finally got my man! A prince at that! *



*Complete!!!*