Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ CN's Partake on DBZ ❯ Episode 96396: The Battle Begins ( Chapter 1 )
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By: edgefan_talon 
This is CN's parody of Dragonball Z. WARNING: If you love DBZ and don't have a sense of humor, you won't like this fic. It was collaborately written by one girl who hates it and one girl who likes it, but also enjoys making fun of everything.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.18.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 531 | Status: Work In Progress
This is CN's parody of Dragonball Z. WARNING: If you love DBZ and don't have a sense of humor, you won't like this fic. It was collaborately written by one girl who hates it and one girl who likes it, but also enjoys making fun of everything.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.18.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 531 | Status: Work In Progress
Dragonball Z Episode 96396: The Battle Begins
INTRODUCTION:
(cut to Vegeta/Goku scene)
Narrator: (voiceover) Recently, on Dragonball Z...
Vegeta: Kakarot!
Goku: (twitches)
Narrator: (voiceover) Vegeta has some important information for Goku!
(cut to Gohan/ChiChi scene)
Gohan: (looks angry)
Narrator: (voiceover) Will this news tear his family apart?!
ChiChi: (throws a fit)
Narrator: (voiceover) Will this news tear his family apart?!
ChiChi: (throws a fit)
(cut to Krillin/Cilvan scene)
Narrator: (voiceover) And what has happened to Krillin?!
Krillin: (stands perfectly still)
Narrator: (voiceover) Will Piccolo be able to find him before it's too late?!
Krillin: (stands perfectly still)
Narrator: (voiceover) Will Piccolo be able to find him before it's too late?!
(cut to Frieza scene)
Frieza: (flies without moving at all)
Narrator: (voiceover) Meanwhile, Frieza is ressurected and is in search of Goku to challange him to yet another battle to the death!
Narrator: (voiceover) Meanwhile, Frieza is ressurected and is in search of Goku to challange him to yet another battle to the death!
(theme music)
SCENE 1: Outdoors
Vegeta: What I'm about to tell you, Kakarot, will prove once and for all that I am the most powerful warrior ever! (throws arms in the air for dramatic effect)
Goku: (close up) (twitches)
Vegeta: (laughs unconvincingly) I suppose you want to know what it is, don't you?
Goku: (twitches)
Vegeta: (stares)
Goku: (twitches)
Vegeta: (stares)
Goku: (twitches)
Vegeta: (stares)
Goku: (twitches)
Vegeta: (disappears and reappears behind Goku)
Goku: (disappears and reappears way farther away, facing Vegeta)
Vegeta: (scowls)
Goku: (smirks)
Vegeta: (scowls)
Goku: (smirks)
Vegeta: (scowls)
Goku: (smirks)
Vegeta: (screams and clenches fists)
Goku: (scowls)
ChiChi: GohandidyoucleanyourroomItoldyoutocleanyourroomthreedaysagoGohanareyouliste ningtome???%%%))!!!!^^^
Gohan: (looks angry)
ChiChi: Gohanyouhaven'ttalkedtomefordayswhatswrong???&&&!!!&&*& amp;*@@!
Gohan: (looks angry)
ChiChi: (turns red and gets huge, mouth covers 60% of face) ANSWERMEGOHANORI'LLGROUNDYOUFORAMONTH!!!!&&&$$$$
Gohan: (looks angry)
Weird Old Guy/Master Roshi/Whatever His Name Is: (appears from nowhere, says something in crazy voice that no one can understand, and smiles broadly for a very long time)
Gohan: (looks angry)
SCENE 3: Interior Cilvan's Cave
Krillin: (stands perfectly still)
Cilvan: (smirks) So, Krillin, I hear you met my guards. I hope they weren't too rough for you. (throws head back andlaughs unconvincingly)
Music: (changes key)
Cilvan: (gets furious for no particular reason)
Krillin: YOU'LLNEVERGETMETOTALKAAARrrrr... (twitches madly)
Piccolo: (stands, cape blowing heroically, as if he had some reason to be there)
Frieza: (flies by without moving)
Piccolo: (notices Frieza) (confused mumble)? (thought/voiceover) It's Freiza. I must warn Goku. (closes eyes for some reason) No, this is too urgent. I must find Krillin. (stares at nothing for a very long time)
Goku: (close up) (twitches)
Vegeta: (laughs unconvincingly) I suppose you want to know what it is, don't you?
Goku: (twitches)
Vegeta: (stares)
Goku: (twitches)
Vegeta: (stares)
Goku: (twitches)
Vegeta: (stares)
Goku: (twitches)
Vegeta: (disappears and reappears behind Goku)
Goku: (disappears and reappears way farther away, facing Vegeta)
Vegeta: (scowls)
Goku: (smirks)
Vegeta: (scowls)
Goku: (smirks)
Vegeta: (scowls)
Goku: (smirks)
Vegeta: (screams and clenches fists)
Goku: (scowls)
SCENE 2: Interior Goku's House
ChiChi: GohandidyoucleanyourroomItoldyoutocleanyourroomthreedaysagoGohanareyouliste ningtome???%%%))!!!!^^^
Gohan: (looks angry)
ChiChi: Gohanyouhaven'ttalkedtomefordayswhatswrong???&&&!!!&&*& amp;*@@!
Gohan: (looks angry)
ChiChi: (turns red and gets huge, mouth covers 60% of face) ANSWERMEGOHANORI'LLGROUNDYOUFORAMONTH!!!!&&&$$$$
Gohan: (looks angry)
Weird Old Guy/Master Roshi/Whatever His Name Is: (appears from nowhere, says something in crazy voice that no one can understand, and smiles broadly for a very long time)
Gohan: (looks angry)
SCENE 3: Interior Cilvan's Cave
Krillin: (stands perfectly still)
Cilvan: (smirks) So, Krillin, I hear you met my guards. I hope they weren't too rough for you. (throws head back andlaughs unconvincingly)
Music: (changes key)
Cilvan: (gets furious for no particular reason)
Krillin: YOU'LLNEVERGETMETOTALKAAARrrrr... (twitches madly)
Cilvan: (smirks) Oh, no, Krillin. I don't expect you to. It's too late for that. I've no more patience for you. Now it's only a matter of deciding how to (dramatic pause) dispose (dramatic pause) of you.
Krillin: (stands perfectly still)
Cilvan: (laughs unconvincingly) But don't get too upset yet, Krillin. I'm not done with you. I'm going to teach you a lesson before I watch you die.
Krillin: (growls oddly and twitches)
Cilvan: (smirks) And then... (dramatic pause) I will do the same to all of your little friends. (grins evilly) Perhaps one of them will tell me what I need to know.
Krillin: (screams and charges at Cilvan) (bumps an into invisible wall and falls backward frame by frame in slow motion)
Cilvan: (laughs unconvincingly) Temper, temper, Krillin. You wouldn't want to hurt yourself. (close up) That's my job.
Krillin: (close up) (twitches)
Krillin: (stands perfectly still)
Cilvan: (laughs unconvincingly) But don't get too upset yet, Krillin. I'm not done with you. I'm going to teach you a lesson before I watch you die.
Krillin: (growls oddly and twitches)
Cilvan: (smirks) And then... (dramatic pause) I will do the same to all of your little friends. (grins evilly) Perhaps one of them will tell me what I need to know.
Krillin: (screams and charges at Cilvan) (bumps an into invisible wall and falls backward frame by frame in slow motion)
Cilvan: (laughs unconvincingly) Temper, temper, Krillin. You wouldn't want to hurt yourself. (close up) That's my job.
Krillin: (close up) (twitches)
SCENE 4: Canyon
Piccolo: (stands, cape blowing heroically, as if he had some reason to be there)
Frieza: (flies by without moving)
Piccolo: (notices Frieza) (confused mumble)? (thought/voiceover) It's Freiza. I must warn Goku. (closes eyes for some reason) No, this is too urgent. I must find Krillin. (stares at nothing for a very long time)
SCENE 5: Outdoors
Vegeta: (smirks)
Goku: (stands perfectly still)
Goku: (stands perfectly still)
Vegeta: (smirks)
Goku: (stands perfectly still
Goku: (stands perfectly still
Vegeta: (smirks)
Goku: (stands perfectly still)
Vegeta: Kakarot, are you ready to hear this? (smirks) I wouldn't want to upset you.
Goku: (stands perfectly still)
Vegeta: (stands perfectly still)
Goku: (stands perfectly still)
Vegeta: Well, Kakarot, if you've no problem with it, I'll tell you now.
Goku: (stands perfectly still)
Goku: (stands perfectly still)
Vegeta: Kakarot, are you ready to hear this? (smirks) I wouldn't want to upset you.
Goku: (stands perfectly still)
Vegeta: (stands perfectly still)
Goku: (stands perfectly still)
Vegeta: Well, Kakarot, if you've no problem with it, I'll tell you now.
Goku: (stands perfectly still)
Vegeta: (smirks)
Goku: (stands perfectly still)
Goku: (stands perfectly still)
Vegeta: (smirks)
Goku: (stands perfectly still)
Goku: (stands perfectly still)
Vegeta: (smirks)
Goku: (stands perfectly still)
Vegeta: Fool! Do you realize that in a moment there will be no hope for your powers to ever surpass mine?!
Goku: (smirks)
Vegeta: (scowls)
Goku: (smirks)
Vegeta: (scowls)
Goku: (smirks)
Vegeta: (screams and powers up)
Goku: (has crossed his arms while the camera was not on him) (stands perfectly still and smirks)
Vegeta: (screams and powers up)
Goku: (stands perfectly still)
Vegeta: (disappears and reappears behind Goku)
Goku: (disappears and reappears behind Vegeta)
Vegeta: (looks around) (turns around too fast for the human eye to register) (screams)
Goku: (smirks)
Vegeta: (twitches)
Goku: (smirks)
Vegeta: (twitches)
Goku: (smirks)
Vegeta: (twitches)
Goku: (disappears and reappears farther away)
Vegeta: (twitches)
Goku: (stands perfectly still)
Vegeta: Fool! Do you realize that in a moment there will be no hope for your powers to ever surpass mine?!
Goku: (smirks)
Vegeta: (scowls)
Goku: (smirks)
Vegeta: (scowls)
Goku: (smirks)
Vegeta: (screams and powers up)
Goku: (has crossed his arms while the camera was not on him) (stands perfectly still and smirks)
Vegeta: (screams and powers up)
Goku: (stands perfectly still)
Vegeta: (disappears and reappears behind Goku)
Goku: (disappears and reappears behind Vegeta)
Vegeta: (looks around) (turns around too fast for the human eye to register) (screams)
Goku: (smirks)
Vegeta: (twitches)
Goku: (smirks)
Vegeta: (twitches)
Goku: (smirks)
Vegeta: (twitches)
Goku: (disappears and reappears farther away)
Vegeta: (twitches)
PREVIEW OF NEXT EPISODE:
Narrator: (voiceover) On the next episode of Dragonball Z...
(cut to Vegeta/Goku scene)
Narrator: (voiceover) How will Goku react to Vegeta's information?!
Goku: (frowns)
Vegeta: (smirks)
(cut to Gohan/ChiChi scene)
Narrator: (voiceover) And what is wrong with Gohan?!
Gohan: (looks angry)
(cut to Krillin/Cilvan scene)
Narrator: (voiceover) Will Krillin be able to escape from the evil clutches of the evil Cilvan?!
Krillin: (twitches)
(cut to Piccolo scene)
Narrator: (voiceover) Will Piccolo be able to reach him in time?!
Piccolo: (has not moved) (stands perfectly still)
(cut to Frieza scene)
Narrator: (voiceover) And what will happen when Frieza meets up with Goku?!
Frieza: (flies without moving at all)
Narrator: (voiceover) Find out next time on Dragonball Z!
(cut to Vegeta/Goku scene)
Narrator: (voiceover) How will Goku react to Vegeta's information?!
Goku: (frowns)
Vegeta: (smirks)
(cut to Gohan/ChiChi scene)
Narrator: (voiceover) And what is wrong with Gohan?!
Gohan: (looks angry)
(cut to Krillin/Cilvan scene)
Narrator: (voiceover) Will Krillin be able to escape from the evil clutches of the evil Cilvan?!
Krillin: (twitches)
(cut to Piccolo scene)
Narrator: (voiceover) Will Piccolo be able to reach him in time?!
Piccolo: (has not moved) (stands perfectly still)
(cut to Frieza scene)
Narrator: (voiceover) And what will happen when Frieza meets up with Goku?!
Frieza: (flies without moving at all)
Narrator: (voiceover) Find out next time on Dragonball Z!