Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ DBX ❯ Ch.1 ( Chapter 1 )

Steph: ^_^ WEEEHOOOOO!!!

Pat: O.O

Steph: ¬_¬ shhhhhh

Pat: I didn't know we're in a libary...

Steph: >< >< >< >< AAAANYWAYS......

WE OWN NOTHING!! NOT DBZ, OR YGO! OR YYH OR R1/2 OR INU! NOTHING...exept Rem and three Radios!

Rem: *Sniffle* I don't like this collor!

Steph: TO BAD!

Pat: O_O Poor Rem...

Steph: I'LL KILL YOU!

Pat: I love you Steph!

Kurama: RED RED WIIIINE!!!

Rem: Oh no! Not the wine!

Steph: *dances with Kurama*

Pat: *stares at Rem*

Rem: AAAAAAH!! STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

Pat: *dosen't*

Rem: WAAAHAAAAHAAAAA!T_T

Pat: I made you cry!

Rem: grrrr Anyway, on with zeh fic!

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Dragon ball x !

Episode 1: the begining of the >> << begining...or the birth of Gokai

It was a quiet afternoon, one lone man kneels beside his faters grave, weeping bitterly. His wife stands bisde him, holding their one year old son.

Bra: Goten...

Goten: *weeps bitterly*(A/n: Steph: AAAAAAAAH! KITTY!!!! OFF THE COMPUTER DESK!!)

Bra: Goten, you've been here for three days!

Trunks: Come on! Even if he was you're father, you have a son now!

Gokai: ABL! LALALA! *waves arms* DADADADADA!

All: O_O;;

Goten: You're right...

Gokai: FLLLLLLLERBL!!! DADA!

Goten: --_--o

Trunks: *shifts his son*

Kogii: AAAAAAH!!

Trunks: O_O we should get these two home....

Kogii: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Gokai: >< WAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAA!

Kogii: >< LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Goten/Trunks: O_O;;;;;;;

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16 years later

Gokai trains with his fater, while his uncles and gradfather watch.

Gohan: OW! that looked it hurt.

Vegita: Hmph. (A/n: Hiei: Hnt)

Trunks: Don't be so stubbern Dad...

Vegita: Hmph, weaklings.

Gokai: *smashes into wall left to Gohan*

(A/n: OH MY GAWD!!! OH DEAR GAWD!!! A TOOTHPICK!!)

Gokai: oww!

Vegita: suck it up!

Gohan: Your such a loveing grandfather!

Goten: SHHH!

Gohan: what!

Goten: Do you hear that?

Gohan: Yeah.

*wosh* *Bang*

Gokai: sounds like a big party.

( A/n Krillin: *gets hole shot through*)

Gohan : you have a one track mind don't you?

Gokai: yep!

*KABOOM* *SHACOOM*

Gohan: We better get there NOW please!

Vegeta: *Has alredy left*

Gokai : *fallows*

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At the fight

Soldier: I have a gun and I'm not afried to use it!

Nappa:ha ha ha! Don't make me laff!

Soldier:*dies*

Nappa: Week human!

Gokai: Ahh shut up.

Vegeta: Hi again Nappa!

Nappa: P..p.prince Vegeta

Vegeta: shut up and fight

2 houres later

Nappa: I did it I bet prince vegeta!

Gokai: G..g..gandpa? no no NOOO!

*weeps bitterly*

Nappa:Ha ha ha

Gokai : *Glares at Nappa* YOU! I`ll kill you for this!

*super sajjans*

Gokai: You will pay for all the people you killed senslesly just because there weeker than you!

Nappa: you have a lot of words for a little man!

Gokai: Shut up! *Sucker punches nappa in face*

*Blood splashes to floor*

Nappa: You miserable little punk!

*Kicks in gut*

Gokai: Uhh...

Nappa: Remember kid don`t mess with the best!

Goten : YOU KILLED HIM!

Nappa: *kills goten*

Gokai: STOP KILLING MY FAMILY YOU @$$!

*Kills nappa*

Gokai : Never mess with my family!

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1 year later

All exept Gokai: SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOKAI!

Gokai: Huh?

Goten:congradulations your now 17 years old!

Gokai : I am?

Trunks : Yeah!

Kaya: Big bwatha I dwew this fowr you

*gives very poorly drawn birthday card*

Gokai: Thanks I gusse

Kaya: *runs around like crazed lonitick*

All:O.O;

*Boom*

Goten: Gokai Gokai?GOKAI!

Gokai: -_-....who,what,were!

Trunks: -.-;

*Shakoom*

Gokai: Leaves leaving kaya`s birthday card behind

Kaya: I wanna fwight too Mommy.

Bra: Mabey when your older

Kaya: but I`m thwee mommy!

Bra: NO!

Trunks: Kaya being stubborn again bra?

Kaya: Uncle twunks can I come too?

Trunks: (ohhboy) Well no you can't

Kaya: Ok uncle twunks.

Kaya: leaves

Trunks: well that solves it!

Bra: *Beets severly*

Trunks:X.X

(A/n:a ca faga happy leef)

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Were the comoshion is coming from.........

Sajjen women: We killed every one here sir.

Sajjen man: Keep looking master kaja wants everyone dead.

Sajjen women:Yes kogie.

Kogie: Do you hear that lageta?

lageta: Yes.

Kogie: Were is.........OMPH!*gets kicked in face*

Gokai: More hartleess sajjans

Kogie: Arg..you PUNK! *shoots ke blast*

Gokai: *deflects* Punk huh?

Kogie: Hold still!

Gokai : *Says in little kids voice* No!

Kogie: Chew on this! *Atemps to punch*

Gokai: *Efferlessly blocks*

Lageta: Kogie you suck!

Gokai: The chik is right you suck!

Kogie: *Waves arms* Stop tanting me!

Kogie and gokai: *Burst*

(A/n: Steph cut that out! Steph: NEVAAA!!!!!)

Gokai: *wins*

Lageta: *Runs for life*

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Later

Gohan: GOKAI!

Gokai:*sounds half asleep* Yes.

Gohan: I want you to have this *hands power pole* It was your grandpa`s

Gokai: A stick?

Gohan: Not just a stick but a....

Gokai: Stupid stick.

Gohan: NO!! It`s the power pole.

Gokai: StiiiIIIiiick.

Gohan: NO NO NO NO NO! ><!

Goku: *from other world* Wow there making music!

Gohan: --_--o Dad....

Goku: Yes Gohan?

Gohan: Shhhh...

Gokai: Uncle Gohan are you sane?

Gohan: Why do you ask child...?

Gokai: Because your talking to air.

Gohan: I AM NOT YOU *sounds like Ustice form courage* STUPID CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gokai: *Screems like courage* *Cow boy comes out and shoots guns*

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Steph: Well that's all folks!

Rem: O_<

Pat: This fan fic was my first fan fic! Please remember to give me reviws!

Please be sure to check me and my sister Neerp`s fan fics

Rem: And save me from the tourturus abyss known as "Neerp and Fruitcake got no reveiws, so they shall kill Rem"!!!!!

Steph: Come hither child!

Rem: R&R!! *Runs*