Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ DBZ-The Return of Goku ❯ DBZ-The Return of Goku ( Chapter 1 )

*The scene opens on Goku walking on everyone*

Goku: hi guys! *goku runs out* bye guys!

Krillin: what the fuck?

Goku: *runs in* Hi guys! *runs out* bye guys!

Vegeta: What the hell hit him in the head this time

Trunks: *thinks* Hmm... if i can remember what goten taught me..

Goku: *runs in* Hi guys! *trunks sticks his foot out and trips goku* bye--OOF! *goku hits floor*

All: *point at goku and laugh* BAHAHAHAAH!

Goku: *holds crotch* NOT FUCKING FUNNY, I LANDED ON MY COCK! I THINK ITS BROKEN!

Bulma: now you know how vegeta feels

Vegeta: WHAT WOMAN?! ILL TEAR YOUR TITS OFF!

Bulma: atleast you will do something sexual to me..

Goku: YOUVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING VEGETA?! YOUR A REAL MONKEY IN THE SACK THEN!

Vegeta: lets see what your woman says then *grabs chichi by the arm* TALK BITCH!

Chichi: Hes a real animal in the sack!

Vegeta: which animal ? A SLOTH?!

Chichi: More like a cheetah, fast and furious!

Bulma: oooh, how sexy

Vegeta: SHUT UP WOMAN! IM MORE MAN THEN YOU CAN HANDLE!!

Goku : You sure... about that?

Trunks: yeah dad.. i dont think that was a good thing to say

Vegeta: Oh shut the fuck up, you got the cock equivilant of a 3 year old

Trunks: 9 YEAR OLD TO BE EXACT YOU FUCKING COW!

Goten: Cow??

Trunks: I smoked some pencil shavings today..

Goten: Why didn't you give me any!

Goku : Cause I had the rest! *Signature Dumb Smile*

Chichi: Fucking idiot..

Goku : Where?!

Chichi: look in your pants

Goku : okay!

Bulma: *squeals* Can I look too!?

All Except Goku: NO YOU WHORE!

Vegeta: But your my whore.. come here baby

Bulma: ewww no, If I wanted a noodle i would make soup!

Yamcha: *Is extremely annoying as always and pops up from nowhere, as always* HA HAW!

Vegeta: Quiet! *Vegeta fires three energy beams and blows up Yamcha*

Vegeta: ANYONE ELSE WANT A PEICE OF ME?!

Bulma : its not like anyone had some in the first place.. *grumble*

Vegeta: DAMMIT WOMAN! Don't make me come over there!

Bulma: LIKE YOU COULD "CUM" EVER!!

Goku : AHAHAHAHAHAAH... Wait.. this story is supposed to be about me!

Tien: Fuck off, Wheres my spotlight?

Trunks: uhhh.. you got 3 eyes man. your a 3-eyed monster!, go back to the circus.. or something

Tien: But im a hit with the ladies!

Krillin : LIKE HELL YOU ARE! They love my bald head!

Goten : woah *points to Tien* THIS FUCKER HAS 3 eyes! Damn smoking is tiiiight..

Gohan: *Jumps in* Did someone say Eyed Monster?!

Goku + Vegeta: Godammit, why does his gay ass always have to come around here

Piccolo: *Comes up from behind Vegeta* Because my green gay ass is here!

Vegeta : $#@%#@$% DONT EVER SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!!

Goku : Woah.. this turned into that HBO show Oz.. for a second..

All : The hell?

Goku: uhh.. NEVERMIND! *Runs off* BYE GUYS!

The End