Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ DBZ-Vegas Vacation ❯ DBZ-Vegas Vacation ( Chapter 1 )

Vegeta:AH Dammit...i cant...do..it...Bulma...

Bulma:All you gotta do is tear it...see*rips open package*

Vegeta:Oh i see...lets do it!

Bulma:Oh my god..its feel so good!!

Vegeta:Oh yah...oh..oh...yah

Bulma:Yes...its so good...*screams*

Vegeta:Well...i'm done

Bulma:Dammit...i got chocolate ice cream on my new shirt!!! Vegeta:I'm full!

Bulma:You know what we need?

Vegeta:Um...Viagra?

Bulma:No...a vacation, you dolt

Vegeta:A vacation...TO WHERE???

Bulma:Las Vegas!

Vegeta:But...but...i dont have a job...how do we have money???

Bulma:Man..does impotency affect the brain or something????...my dad fuckin' owns capsule corp...

Vegeta:Oh yah..LETS GO!!

Goku:Um...where you guys goin'?

Vegeta:KAKKAROT? WHAT IN THE HIGH HELL ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?

Goku:Um...i cleaned out my fridge...so i'm taking yours!

Vegeta:Um...how about FUCK NO?!

Goku:Um...what you gonna do...nancy boy!?

Vegeta:Um...i'll take you and your family and anyone you want on the trip to Las Vegas.

Goku:KICKASS...i'll have the list tomorrow

Vegeta:Fine by me..jerkass

Bulma:*smacks vegeta upside the face*

Vegeta:Owwies...that hurt...why did u do that?

Bulma:You invited them...i wanted it to be private...maybe we could actually screw!

Vegeta:But...thats a high quality fridge...i mean corrosion resistant screws...60 watt bulb...POLYMER bottom guards...and powdercoat paint...DAMN..THATS GOOD!

Bulma:*slap*Dont use those fancy words on me!!

Vegeta:Um...ok...well anyways...i'm tired...g'night sweet bitch of mine!

Bulma:What was that...

Vegeta:Um..nothing...good night!*turns off light*

*bird tweets and door-bell rings*

Vegeta:GO AWAY!!

Goku:Lemme in, ya impotent fucker...

Vegeta:Go away jag-bag

Goku:Hmm...payback*knocks vegetas door down*..how you like that,bitch!?

Vegeta:Like it like a fox, you jag-off!

Goku:That made...no sense...WHATSOEVER

Vegeta:All right,cut the BS, why in the hell are you here!?

Goku:Does impotency affect the brain or something?

Bulma:Yah..thats what i said...

Goku:*jaw drops and starts babbling*e...a...r...g..h...

Vegeta:Erm...*turns around*DAMMIT...Bulma..put some clothes on...

Goku:AH DAMMIT...anyways, i'm here with the list for the vegas vacation

Vegeta:Oh..yah..i remember now...LETS SEE IT!

Goku:Well lets see...Me,Gohan,Goten,Chi-Chi,Piccolo,Krillin,Yamcha, and the big catfish dude...um...King Kai...thats it!

Vegeta:Um...thats a lot...of money..but i really like that fridge..so ok...they can come...

Goku:Ok..can we leave tomorrow??

Vegeta:Fine by me,ya bastard

Goku:Good,no dick fuckface

*the next day*

Bulma:All packed hunny?

Vegeta:Hmm...lemme see...viagra...7 saiyan armor suits..yah...i'm fine

Bulma:*points to 12 suitcases*..i'm packed!

Vegeta:SWEET LORD WOMAN...HOW MUCH SHIT DO YOU NEED!?

Bulma:Thats not it..*points to 6 handbags*

Vegeta:*has a full body spasm*I DONT WANNA KNOW WHATS IN THOSE!!!...lets just go!

*at the airport*

Vegeta:Hurry up woman...we can ditch the bastards and have some FUN in vegas

Bulma:*panting*Hold up...why didn't you carry any damn bags!!!!

Vegeta:Oh for the love of christ woman...everything wiht you is bitch,bitch,bitch!!! do you ever not complaim!!!???

Bulma:Maybe if you weren't a stupid impotent saiyan bastard i'd have nothing to complain about!!!

Vegeta:You promised never to say that in public!!!

Bulma:Oh, i dont believe everyone heard me...VEGETA IS AN IMPOTENT PRICK!!!!!!

Vegeta:Dammit woman...SHUT UP!!

Bulma:Well,that was fun...lets get on the plane,honey!

Vegeta:Umm...ok...

Goku:You didn't think you could leave without us, did you veggie?

Vegeta:Um...no...the thought never crossed my mind...*under breath*GOD-FUCKIN'-DAMMIT!!!!

Goku:Ok..everyone hop on board

Vegeta:*mutters*What a bunch of cocksuckers....

Goku:Hmm???

Vegeta:Oh nothing...just get on the damn plane..

Goku:Is there gonna be food???

Vegeta:No....this is coach....peanuts will have to suffice!

Goku:I'll be taking that fridge then...

Vegeta:GOSH DAMMIT...fine...take 1st class!!!

Goku:YIPPY*giggles like a schoolgirl and runs to first class*

Vegeta:I'm gonna bankrupt myself for a god-damn fridge....jesus h. christ...i'm sad

Trunks:Dammit,dad...shut up and buy me some sluts!!!

Vegeta:Well, you seem to have no problem screwing your own mother...so...go get her!

Trunks:Damm that Ryweez fellow...I DONT LIKE INCESTUAL SEX!!!

Vegeta:Dont bitch to me.....

Trunks:Dammit...can we just fast-foward to Las Vegas...i want some SLUTS!!!

*scene flashes to plane landing in vegas*

Trunks:YES FINALLY..HERE COME THE SLUTS!!!

Vegeta:Oh shut up already...everyone knows your gay...no need to hide it...

Trunks:I'm...not...gay...

Vegeta:Cocksmoke*points to Gohan* says you guys hump like rabbits every night...

Trunks:Does he now.....well lets see how he likes this...Goten..come hither!!!

Goten:*stoned*...wah...whats up....

Trunks:We need to fuse...and dammit...wheres the weed?

Goten:Um...i done smoked it all.....

Trunks:Dirty bitch....anyways...*they do fusion dance and form Gotenks*

Gotenks:For starters..SUPER WEED SMOKING STONER ATTACK!!!

Gohan:Um...WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!?

Gotenks:Wah...what did you say bitch???

Gohan:Your mom...

Gotenks:SUPER MEGA ULTRA RABBIT TOSS SMOTHER AND RAPE ATTACK!!!

*a million huge,gay rabbits come and bite,rape and basically KILL Gohan*

Goku:HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT!!!

Vegeta:Um....i suggest we run...those rabbits look pretty hungry...AHHHHHHHH MY LEG!!!*rabbits procede to chew off vegetas left leg*

Goku:*drags veggie and flys away*Damn...those things are dangerous!

Vegeta:Yah...tell me about it....*passes out*

*scene flashes to vegeta in an empty hotel room*

Vegeta:Man,i'm drunk

Gohan:Ooh...hes drunk...heres my chance!!!...Oh hi big sexy...

Vegeta:Um...what are you doing fag?

Gohan:Um..you,if i'm lucky!

Vegeta:Oh God...i cant move...and hes getting closer.......NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*wakes up*

Vegeta:Wooh..it was all a horrible dream!!!..but my leg is gone...and Gohan is still here...AHHHHHHHHHHH!

*wakes up again*

Vegeta:What the fuck....but good,my leg is back....but Gohan is still here...ah..but i have my leg...so...i guess i'll stay...

Bulma:Veggie...wake up...WAKE UP!!!

Vegeta:*groggy*Wha...where am i....

Bulma:On the plane...we just landed....

Vegeta:*looks at leg*...I dont see Gohan....YES...IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!!

Bulma:Um...honey...maybe you should put your pants back on...

Vegeta:Oh yah...oops

Trunks:I want some sluts!!!

Vegeta:Shut up and goto a damn strip club already!

Trunks:But...i dont have any cash!

Vegeta:AGH!*throws wallet at trunks head*TAKE IT!!!

Trunks:OW!!...wow..kickass!...LETS GO GOTEN!

Goten:*stoned*...um.....whatever...

Vegeta:PHEW....thank god he left..

Bulma:Are you ok,honey?

Vegeta:Yah...i suppose...but lets just get FAR AWAY from any grassy fields or meadows...

Bulma:Um....this is Vegas....

Vegeta:Lets just go to the hotel room...

Bulma:No..i wanna goto a casino!!!

Vegeta:Fine...lets go...hmm "Los Slots" looks good!

*15 minutes later*

Bulma:How could you lose 56,000 dollars in 10 minutes...

Vegeta:I really though he had the quarter in his right hand...I REALLY DID!!!

Bulma:Lets get Trunks...

*meanwhile at the "Le Bootay Hotel and Casino*

Trunks:Ladys,ladys...theres plenty of me to go around*surrounded by half-naked chicks*

Random Chick:Oh Jay,your so dreamy...

*at the door of the room*

Vegeta:Trunks...Trunks..where are you??? DAMMIT BOY!!*walks to pool* Trunks...WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!?

Random Chick:You must have the wrong guy...this is Jay Gatsby!

Vegeta:No..this is Trunks...he is my son...HE IS GAY!!!

Chicks:He is....EWWWWWWWWW*hop out of pool*

Trunks:Dammit dad...why did you have to tell them i was gay???

Vegeta:Dunno...seemed funny at the moment..by the way...wheres goten?

Trunks:Um...hes...kinda...well...um...dead....

Vegeta:Um..how???

Trunks:*points to bottom of pool*Um...he was stoned and fell in...and we were too lazy to save him...heh

One of those gay dog police officers:Your gonna have to come with us son...for the charge of 3rd degree murder!

Vegeta:Good job officer...BYE SON!

Trunks:*being dragged away*FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vegeta:heh...never did like that boy anyway... *walks back to Bulma*

Vegeta:So whats the news....

Bulma:Well lets see...Goku and Chi-Chi both killed each other in rage, Gohan and Piccolo got married and ran off to Tahiti for their honeymoon...Krillin and King-Kai joined some stand-up comedian tour...Yamcha tried picking up some chicks but got killed by their pimp...and thats about everyone...so...what about Goten and Trunks...

Vegeta:Well Goten is dead at the bottom of a pool and Trunks is currently being prosecuted for 3rd degree murder...

Bulma:Never did like that kid anyways...LETS GO HOME!

Vegeta:Yah...fuck this place...at least i still have my fridge!

*t.v. is heard in distance*:Breaking news, the home of Bulma Briefs was broken into today, on the weird side of things...only the fridge was taken...

Vegeta:SONS OF BITCHES!!!!!!!!

*the end*