Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ DBZ:WHERES THE BEEF(PLOT)?:Part 2:THE INCREDIBLY GAY SEQUEL: GOHANS WEDDING! ❯ Where's the beef plot 2 ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Announcer:Its 4th and 10 with 1 second left in the fourth...the Rams are down by 5 with the ball on their own 20...they need a miracle..Warner drops back and Bruce,Holt,Hakin,Faulk and Vegeta go deep...Warner is comfortable in the pocket and he lets go a bomb...at the 10...Vegeta catches the lob and goes into the endzone...TOUCHDOWN!!! and heres comes a cheerleader to congratulate him...OH NO...ITS GOHAN...AND HES NAKED.........

Vegeta:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!...what a bad dream...but whats this football doing here?

Gohan:*naked* Hi big guy..wanna celebrate?!

Vegeta:Shoot me now...

Trunks:I'm so fucked up...but ok...*shoots Veggie*

Vegeta:AH MY FUCKING LEG!!!!

Bulma:Wake up...DAMMIT WAKE UP!! *slaps him*

Vegeta:Oh god....oooh...i like it when you hit me...i get aroused

Bulma:Get off of it...your permanently set on "Limp" cycle

Vegeta:Ah dammit...that was fucked up

Bulma:What happened?

Vegeta:Well i was playing football and running with some black guys and then Gohan came on the field and...

Bulma:OH GOD STOP!

Vegeta:Well anyways...what is there to do today?

Bulma:Gohans Wedding, you dumbass

Vegeta:ARGH..FLARB!! NIIIB...but its super bowl sunday!

Bulma:I dont care your going!

Vegeta:BUT WOMEN...ITS SUPER FUCKING BOWL FUCKING SUNDAY!

Bulma:Y'know...Gokus gonna be there...Chi-Chi's making him go

Vegeta:Yah but Chi-Chi is a bitch!

Bulma:I can be a bitch too! *yells like Chi-Chi*

Vegeta:Eep...ok...i'll go!

Trunks and Goten:F'YEAH!!! Home alone!

Bulma:Nope...your going to Yamcha's house...hes gonna be your babysitter

Vegeta:GOTEN..DO YOU LIVE HERE!?

Goten:Naw...i just smoke up here

Vegeta:Right...NOW GET IN THE FUCKIN CAR!

Goten:yah...we get to go to gayass yamcha's house

Trunks:Hey Yamcha is cool

Goten:The hell?

Trunks:Well he actually got with Bulma...

Goten:And that makes him cool?...he just joins the club of the other 842 guys AND GIRLS!

Trunks:Damn, she is a slut!

Goten:DUH!

*they leave*

*scene goes to Yamchas house*

Yamcha:Oh yah...whos your daddy...whos your daddy...WHOS YOUR FUCKING DADDY!

*doorbell rings*

Yamcha:AHHHH DAMMIT!

Vegeta:OPEN UP GAY BOY!

Yamcha:SHUT UP...AT LEAST I GOT WITH BULMA!

Vegeta:WOW...your special..join the club,bucko!

Yamcha:HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT THE CLUB!!! your not a member!

Vegeta:....*kicks the door down* *tosses Goten and Trunks in**takes off*

Goten,Trunks and Yamcha:What a dick

Puar:Haha...love the irony...he has no dick...HAHAH

Trunks:Dude...why is your cat smoking!

Yamcha:She got hooked back in the war...

Goten:And what war would that be?

Yamcha:'Nam

Trunks:I was in 'Nam...and cats were not allowed to fight

Yamcha:You stoner...you were not in 'Nam

Trunks:Was to...i was a Navy Captain on the USS Sucksalotofdick.

Goten:A Navy man....that explains it all

Trunks:Shut up...that was when men DIDN"T get rammed in the ass...

Yamcha:Uh huh...

*meanwhile at the wedding*

Vegeta:FOOTBALL!!!!

Goku:Piccolo is a football player...

Vegeta:God...Football sucks...i'm now a Futbol fan...Soccer rules!!!

Goku:Uh what i meant to say was Piccolo is an European soccer player

Vegeta:Aww crap

Goku:Remember that soccer player who nibbled on his teammates penis after he scored a goal?

Vegeta:*blank stare* Yah?

Goku:THATS PICCOLO!

Vegeta:...*vomits profusely*

Gohan:I knew my hubby was ugly, but not that bad!

Krillin:So your the wife!!! HAHA

Goku:How long have you been here?

Krillin:4 hours...

Goku:HAHA OMG HAHA...10 minutes....but why so long?

Krillin:I'm bald,noseless,have 6 dots on my head and am inredibly unsexy...where else could i be?

Goku:*shrugs* Le Bootay?

Krillin:HELL YEAH*runs out the door*

Goku:Mind if i follow?

Chi-Chi:HELL NO!!! GET BACK HERE!

Goku:*meekly* Yes ma'am...

*at yamchas*

Yamcha:So whats up boys?

Trunks:Shut up,fag

Goten:Yah...be quiet fartknocker!

Yamcha:*lights up a joint* Looks like i'm all alone on this toke...

Trunks & Goten:We love you uncy Yamcha!

Yamcha:Backoff you pre-pubescent pudwhackers!

Trunks & Goten:Damn....denied...

*at the wedding*

Vegeta:See...its very easy...you take a pistol and you put one bullet in the chamber like this...and then you spin it like this...and put it to your head and pull the trigger!

Goku:Oh...so like this...*loads and spins* *points at Veggie* Do i pull now?

Vegeta:NO DAMMIT!!!!

Bulma:What are you guys doing?

Vegeta:Attempting to play Russian Roulette...

Bulma:Ooh...sounds like fun!

Goku:Oh it is...see? *pulls trigger*

Vegeta:AHH MY FUCKING FACE...DAMMIT!! *writhes in pain*

Goku:Uh-oh...Spaghetti-o's

*back at Yamchas*

Trunks:On the count of three....jump his ass!

Goten:His ass?

Trunks:Him...ass was only used figuratively

Goten:Oh ok...

Trunks:1,2...*doorbell rings*

Bulma:Come on boys! WE'RE LEAVING!

Trunks:*grabs baggie* RUN!!!

Goten:Nice one..

*in the car*

Trunks:Fuck its orega-weed

Yamcha:Two little dumbasses...no detection skills...

Trunks:What happened?

Bulma:Oh nothing much...Goku shot your father...

Goten:My dad was able to use a gun?

Bulma:Dont worry...the bullet glanced off his thick skull and hit Gokus hand...and all he is blabbling about his how Vegeta killed "Righty"

Goten & Trunks:My dad is such a dumbass...

*the end*

Epilogue:Gohan and Piccolo did get married...they are currently honeymooning in Madrid,Spain so Piccolo can play with the Madrid ManLovers in the European Premier Soccer League...and "Righty" is officially dead...R.I.P