Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Dragonball Z Boot Camp ❯ Platoon Veggie and the Plushie takeover ( Chapter 7 )

Title: The Dragonball Z Boot Camp

Author: J'dee

Rating: NC-13 (offensive language)

Genre: Drama?? / Humour??

Author's Note: Gangsta Videl welcome aboard you got your own platoon, but since this is a DBZ fic it's gunna hafta be Chibi Goten (hope ya dun mind) for your platoon cause why have older Goten platoon when Chibi Trunks has a platoon, I'm trying still keep it within the timelines.

And sorry to VegetaGoku, TRF, Diamond Sky, Reikon, Lavender that you didn't feature much in the last chappie. As I said certain platoon members will stand out in each chapter, the last one I was really trying hard to focus on Aakeido, and Fox. But it was really hard and long chappie for me to pour out, all the time I worry about if that chapter was as good as the last one, and I feel this chapter has that same quality to. I was trying to include everyone in the last chapter and some people only had one line I know. Don't worry the beginning of this chapter well it's mainly on platoon Vegeta dealing with the two random Platoon Goku members on the roof and the insane WildThing. Actually sorry to those who aren't mentioned in this chappie. But this is a chappie dedicated to Platoon Vegeta, and some from Platoon Goku, with a few others from each platoon showing up and making their presence known

Sorry once again if I don't focus on you but remember your reviews have to make me notice your character so I can incorporate them better. So scream yell at me in the review even, be evil pop out random weapons, which reminds me WildThing Arty's borrowing your flamethrower for just a few moments in this chapter. If it's not Deathdroid, it's Tanti, if it's not Tanti it's Arty. All of them obsessed with some form of destruction.

Welcome new members to sorry you're not in this chapter apart from the platoon lists… but this chapter has been PRE-PLANNED sorry to those who feature if your review actions aren't in this chapter. But this chappie was already half done by the time my exams came round and I'm only just finishing it off now…

*whew* long author note hehe…

The Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or Ranma ½. Though, I really wish I owned Yamcha and Ryoga. But that doesn't mean I do.

!!!Boot Camp - Platoon Updates!!!

Platoon Vegeta: Jeril Dragonsoul (FULL)

* VegetaGokuLover -

* Diamond Sky -

* TRF -

* Tanti -

*DeathdroidMk2 -

Platoon Mirai Trunks: J'dee (FULL)

* SaiyanAngel Princess -

* Jillitude -

* WildThing -

* Cheetah -

* Sailor Taichichi Vegeta -

Platoon Goku: S'rac (FULL)

* Artemisia (Arty) -

* Asilin -

* Washu -

* shinieblue -

* Chinow -

Platoon Gohan: BananaGirl (FULL)

* Jimbo -

* Aakeido -

* Xenia -

* Fox -

* VaarJ -

Platoon Bardock: Bura (FULL)

* Cherry wolf -

* Heaako -

* Sayuri -

* Lavender -

* There is a debate over who has this place because two obsessive Bardock fans want this place. Sorry I haven't decided who yet cause I got one in a review and one in an e-mail…so if either one of you are willing to switch to another platoon let me know then you can feature in a chapter…I hate choosing. Toraneko / Cathowl

Platoon Piccolo: Mabelle (FULL)

* Maria li -

* Piccoloz Girl 01 -

*stina-chan -

* Reikon -

* Khaos -

Platoon Chibi Trunks: Springwarrior

* Itami -

* juuaichi - hair color a reddish-brown, eyes a chocolate brown, and wears a leather mini skirt with slits on both sides, black turtle-neck long sleeve wool shirt, a leather vest, a pair of fingerless leather gloves, and baggy leather boots that end up at my knees. dark skinned. (NEW)* Chibionna - (info still to come) (NEW)

* Chichigal, Hair: black hair in pony tail, Eyes: Dark brown eyes, Clothing: Blue jeans, white shirt, brown hiking boots and a blue bandana, Attitude: Stubborn, tough, and always gets her way not matter what. (NEW)

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Platoon Chibi Goten: GangstaVidel

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*PLATOON VEGGIE AND THE PLUSHIE TAKEOVER*

¾'s of the camp could be seen from platoon Vegeta's roof top and well it appeared everything was pretty much 'normal' as the camp could be. Except maybe the saw, cutting through the roof, underneath, WildThing, Arty and Shinieblue.

The three fell to the floor of the barracks of platoon Vegeta.

Jeril looked at Arty and she crossed her arms, "Did you paste the yaoi on the walls?"

"Yes! I did it!!"

"Why?" TRF asked sniffling as she reapplied a bandage to another Veggie plushie.

"Because I'm a kiwi!! And J'dee's a kiwi."

"That's it?" Jeril blinked.

"Yep and us kiwi's have to stick together."

"Well I'm Scottish you don't see me sticking by anyone who's Scottish." WildThing remarked.

"I'm from Scotland!!" Deathdroid shouted running in to the barracks.

"Then I have this to say to you. Irn bru!"

Arty blinked and she looked at Shinieblue who had somewhat reverted back to her normal state but was still holding her cheesecake rocket launcher.

Tanti was the next to enter the barracks. She glared at Shinieblue, who glared back just as equally.

"Release our platoon members this instant!!" Asilin shouted from outside the barracks. Standing with Washu.

"NEVER BAKA'S!!!" VegetaGoku shouted back.

Arty looked round and saw WildThing pushing buttons on her newly acquired flamethrower she gained from her review.

"Ooh can I borrow that for a second?" Arty asked.

WildThing looked at the member of platoon Goku wearily. "Why?"

"Cause I want to escape and I have a plan."

"Escape is futile member of platoon Kakarott!" TRF shouted pointing at her.

Arty then snatched WildThing's flamethrower, from her. "Then BURN!!!! MWHA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!" She fired the flamethrower at them and they jumped out of the way as a stream of flames roared from the nozzle and she turned round and saw the large pile of scrunched up yaoi paper and smirked evilly. "S'rac has taught me well! MWHA-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" She fired the flamethrower at the yaoi paper. It instantly caught light and Arty handed the flamethrower back to WildThing. "BYE!!"

""FIRE!!!" Shinieblue fired her cheesecake rocket launcher at Tanti and then ran out laughing along side Arty.

"PLATOON GOOOOOOKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUU!!!!!"

"Those baka's will pay!!" VegetaGoku shook her fist angrily.

WildThing blinked. "Where's my plushies?!" She demanded. "Didn't you read my review I want twenty of them. I'll have.... a Veggie Chan plushie a Trunks plushie another Veggie Chan plushie another Trunks plushie another Veggie Chan plushie another Trunks plushie another Veggie Chan plushie another Trunks plushie another Veggie Chan plushie another Trunks plushie another Veggie Chan plushie another Trunks plushie another Veggie Chan plushie another Trunks plushie another Veggie Chan plushie another Trunks plushie another Veggie Chan plushie another Trunks plushie another Veggie Chan plushie another Trunks plushie another Veggie Chan plushie another Trunks plushie another Veggie Chan plushie another Trunks plushie another Veggie Chan plushie another Trunks plushie another Veggie Chan plushie another Trunks plushie another Veggie Chan plushie another Trunks plushie another
....... and a..... HIEI PLUSHIE!...... INUYASHA PLUSHIE!!!!...... AND AAAAA.... FOX PLUSHIE!"

Platoon Vegeta blinked and stared at her.

"I like her she likes Veggie." Diamond sky remarked.

"Hmph." VegetaGoku huffed much like the prince would himself.

"Hey do you think we could start stocking in Heero plushies? Especially if she wants a Hiei and Inuyasha plushie. I want a Heero plushie HEERO! HEERO!! HEERO!!!"

Deathdroid sighed and pulled out a Heero plushie from his pocket and thrust it at her.

"Shut up now!"

"HEEEEEEERO!!" TRF purred and rubbed up against the plushie, which conveniently formed a large sweatdrop on the side of his head. "You can watch all of the Veggie plushies. Here you go Heero." She placed a large gun in Heero's hand that was double the size of the plushie and sat him in a little chair the gun pointing at the door. "Good Heero." She patted him on the head. The plushie frowned.

Jeril sighed and pushed a large box over to WildThing. "Here you go."

"Wooohooooo!!" WildThing lifted up the box and ran out of the barracks happily.

***

Washu, Asilin, Arty and Shinieblue entered their barracks and they looked at the little S'rac P-Chan and Arty frowned.

"What the-"

"Get the water!" Asilin ordered, she looked at Arty. "We need you to say the magick word to revert him back to normal after we throw the bucket of water over him to revert him back to human form." Asilin leant in and whispered the word to Arty.

"What?! No I'm not saying that!!!"

Washu grabbed a bucket and threw it over P-Chan S'rac who just blinked at them and let out an annoyed piggish grunt.

"Okay that didn't work. Maybe we should paint him pink and rename ourselves platoon Oolong?" Arty offered.

"OINK!!" P-Chan S'rac protested.

"See he likes it!" Arty defended.

P-Chan S'rac sweatdropped and let out a defeated anime breath.

"No we are not renaming ourselves that!" Washu growled. "I'm an abide Goku fan I will NEVER never! Bow down to that perverted pink!"

"So um why didn't the bucket of water work?" Shinie asked.

Washu grabbed another bucket and threw it over P-Chan S'rac again.

P-Chan S'rac let out an annoyed grunt and he shook him self.

"I don't think he likes water." Arty remarked.

"Third time lucky!" Washu grabbed another bucket. She threw it over P-Chan S'rac again this time he let out a piggish squeal to show a sign of getting REALLY pissed off. "Eeeiii!!"

Asilin touched the puddle of water on the floor of the barracks.

"Washu this is cold water, cold water triggers the curse."

"Ooooh so you want hot water then?" Washu asked.

"That might help." Shinie remarked.

Washu ran off and grabbed a bucket of hot water and came back and threw it over P-Chan S'rac who instantly transformed back in to the Vegeta S'rac and he glared at them.

"BAKA'S WHAT WAS THE MEANING OF THAT?!?!"

They all sweatdropped and Washu giggled and nudged Arty.

"Go on." Washu chuckled.

Arty sighed and the platoon members; minus Chinow (for obvious reasons) stood round and the bed.

"Kuno." Arty sighed.

"More enthusiasm Arty!" Asilin remarked.

"Damnit." She grumbled. "The things I do for some people." She looked at Vegeta S'rac who was shooting them all Vegeta death glares.

"KUNO!!!!" Arty shouted.

S'rac was instantly reverted back to normal self, wearing the Ryoga clothes. "Awww damnit and I wanted to be Kuno."

"AHHHHHH it's that word again!!!" Arty cried and ran out of the barracks still screaming.

***

J'dee swung round in her office chair spinning round and round and round due to complete and utter boredom that as an authoress she felt was well deserved boredom because it was better to be bored than study for silly exams that always hurt her head and ended her missing the passing mark by one measly percent (*grrrrrrsssss* silly exam what do they know?!?!)

S'rac wandered in ready to make a protest about Chinow and her silly little plans and revenge against him.

"No you can't enrol Kuno as your muse here." J'dee stated.

"Wow that's a good idea."

"I said no cause then Heero would have to be enrolled too and Chibi Goten and we can't have Chibi Goten enrolled as a muse because we got to rescue him first."

"I was actually here to complain about Chinow."

"Oh well that's sorted out she's gone against Bura… you're okay."

"Now about Kuno-"

"No!"

"Awww why not?"

"Cause Heero would have to join to."

"Why?"

"Cause he's TRF's muse that's why."

"But Kuno-"

"No."

"Why?"

"Cause despite your obsession with Kuno I don't want him running round here with his Bokken. Just like Heero and his selection of armed weaponry would not be good either. Haven't you see the cheesecake rocket launchers, flame throwers and strange anime transforming guns about?"

"Um I was hit by one remember?"

"Of course I remember I wrote it!"

"You're just upset cause Kuno would defeat Heero."

"WHAT?! WAS THAT!!! NOOOOOO! KUNO would destroy Duo. Then again I could destroy Duo but Heero!! HOW DARE YOU!!! HEEEEEERRRRROOO!"

"KKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"This is war! Heero is better!"

"Kuno!!"

"Heero!!"

"Kuno!!"

"Heero!!"

"Kuno!!"

"Heero!!"

"Kuno!!"

"Heero!!"

"Kuno!!"

"Heero!!"

"Kuno!!"

"Heero!!"

"Kuno!!"

"Heero!!"

"Kuno!!"

"Heero!!"

"KUNO!! KUNO!! KUNO!! KUNO!! KUNO!! KUNO!! KUNO!! KUNO!!"

"HEERO!! HEERO!! HEERO!! HEERO!! HEERO!! HEERO!! HEERO!!"

"J'dee and S'rac are having a battle da-nahnahnahnah… she's saying she sorry she only gave me a only liner da-nahnahnahnah… I'm doing this cause I want more than one line da-nahnahnahnah… J'dee saw Samuel L. Jackson do this on longkissgoodnight da-nahnahnahnah… she thought it was pretty catchy and decided to use it to annoy the readers and give them a good laugh da-nahnahnahnah. The name is Reikon da-nahnahnahnah. I want more to say da-nahnahnahnah."

S'rac blinked and looked at J'dee. "This isn't over Kuno can stop bullets so Heero has no chance."

"Nah-uh!"

"Look TWO LINES!!!" Reikon ran past the office giggling.

S'rac and J'dee sweatdropped, as she past again.

"THREE LINES!!!"

"Um riiiiiiiiight." S'rac sweatdropped even more.

"FOUR LINES!! da-nahnahnahnah."

***

Jeril looked at Deathdroid and he nodded. "You got it." He grinned.

"Vegeta is as good as rescued." Jeril smirked evilly.

"But what about Chinow and BananaGirl? They'll want in on this." TRF asked.

"Chinow and BananaGirl I have nothing against them helping it's the hogging Vegeta when he's free that I'm worried about." Jeril remarked.

"Ooooh I have a plan!!" Diamond sky jumped about cackling.

"Don't just jump about. Tell us damnit!!" VegetaGoku growled.

"Ooooh okay."

***

S'rac left the head office grumbling to himself. And he kicked a small bucket and it rolled past and he stopped hitting a military boot. S'rac blinked seeing Taichichi standing there holding her gun.

"*Gulp*" he looked round.

"It's okay I come in peace."

"SHOOT TO KILL SHOOT TO KILL!!!" WildThing ran past giggling insanely firing her flame thrower left right and centre.

***

"I'm soooooo happy!!" Tanti cried hugging the plushie of Vegeta. "But where are the other nine?" She asked as she petted the Veggie plushie on the head.

The plan was in action once again she was part of a distraction along with Deathdroid. They had the biggest plans ever to distract the other platoon members.

Tanti stopped walking and looked over to see Sailor Taichichi handing S'rac a plushie.

"I'm sorry I turned you in to Ryoga. Here's a Kuno plushie to make up for it."

"KUNOOOOOO!" S'rac grabbed the plushie and hugged it and his eyes became all watery. "KUNOKUNOKUNOKUNOKUNOKUNO!!!!"

"Um yeah… I kinda gave J'dee a Ryoga one too, to make up for betraying the platoon by turning you in to Ryoga. She said she would of rather made you Kuno, because Ryoga is her favorite."

"KunoKunoKunoKunoKuno…" S'rac rubbed up against the plushie with a scary obsessive affection.

"Um riiiiiiiiight." Taichichi backed away slowly. "I'll leave you two alone now."

"KunoKUNOKunoKUNOKunoKUNOOOOO!!!"

Tanti blinked and she jogged on to the end of the boot camp and began cutting a small hole in the wire and placed the Veggie plushie on the fence. "You be my look out and tell me when anything happens okay Veggie?"

The plushie of course being a plushie really had no choice in the matter.

Tanti ran behind the fence and pulled out a shovel and began digging a hole furiously.

The plushie merely sat on the fence and sweatdropped as Tanti worked.

2hrs later…

Tanti emerged from the hole and she began covering it with large leaves and the plushie continued to sweatdrop.

"Right where is WildThing? She's suppose to help me with this."

WildThing sat outside platoon mirai's Barracks. "I just can't do it…"

She patted the Mirai plushie on the head. "I cannot part with you my mirai." She wiped a tear away. "Or any of you. How can I leave you all defenceless?"

Taichichi walked up holding her anime gun. "I found a great new feature on this gun!!" she announced.

"Oooooh?" WildThing looked up.

"Tenchi Muyo!!" She announced.

"WIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDTHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG!!! - GAK!" A cry in the distance of the far end of the boot camp could be heard.

"That sounds like Fox!! Who dare attack my muse?" WildThing jumped to her feet grabbing her mirai plushie and ran to the far end of the boot camp.

She stopped when she saw a lone Veggie plushie sitting on the fence. "Oooopsie I forgot I was suppose to help Tanti."

Taichichi looked at the plushie and she pointed the gun at it. "Prepare Veggie plushie to be Tenchified!!"

"Noooooo!!!" Tanti ran out and grabbed the plushie and ran behind one of the boot camp buildings.

"PLATOON VEGETA MEMBER!! DIEEEEE!" Taichichi gave chase.

WildThing stood there and she petted her Mirai plushie on the head.

"You have such pretty hair."

"Ahhhhhh a hole!! And what the- what's a Fox doing in here?!"

"FOX!!" WildThing ran round the corner and she stood just in time avoiding the fall in the hole, but she was able to see two others who were not so lucky; Fox in his cub form with Taichichi.

"Tanti stole my gun!!" Taichichi whined.

"OOOOHHHH PLUSHIE FEATURE!!" Tanti's squeal of excitement could be heard.

"NO DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON!!!" Taichichi shouted.

*swoop, swoop, swoop*

A large bolt of lightening stuck the sky and the platoon members all came out of their barrack to have a look.

Chinow was holding a Bardock plushie round the neck in the middle of strangling it as revenge to Bura. But suddenly she dropped the plushie as it got hit by the lightening.

"Ahhh!" She shook her hand from the shock. "Damnit."

The plushie lay there singed and Bura's eyes began to get teary. "Bard-kun!!" She scooped the plushie up lovingly. "Bard-kun are you okay?"

The plushie let out a breath that came out in a puff of smoke.

"I've seen better days." It coughed.

"Oooh Bard-kun you're talking!!" Bura looked at it.

The Bardock plushie pulled free from her embrace and glared at Chinow. "You DARE try to harm me!! The father of KAKAROTT the most powerful Saiyan ever!! FOR THAT YOU DIEEEE!!!"

"Uh-oh…" Chinow looked round and the plushie began to form a ki blast in it's hand and threw it in to the sky where it instantly gave out an artificial UV light and the plushie looked up in to it's gaze.

"KUUUUUUNNNNOOOOO!!! COME BACK HERE!!!"

"Pigtailed girl it is I Tatewaki Kuno!!"

"I AM NOT PIG TAILED GIRL!!! I AM MABELLE GET OFF ME!!!!"

"Pigtailed girl I love you!!"

"S'RAC!!!!"

Tanti looked at the gun and then at the camp full of plushie's coming to life and she swallowed. "Whoooooopsie." She dropped the gun. "I didn't do it!!!" She ran off.

***

Deathdroid slipped in to Platoon Gohan's barracks to see BananaGirl chasing a Vegeta plushie round the barracks and it conveniently ran in tot eh bathroom and locked the door.

"Skittle plushie don't do this to me!!" BananaGirl banged on the door. "SKITTLES OPEN UP THIS MINUTE!!"

"GET AWAY FROM ME BAKA ONNA!!!"

"But skittles I have skittles."

"Will you stop calling me that ridiculous name!!!"

"But skittles it's your name!!"

Deathdroid nodded at Khaos who sighed and slipped in and they began plastering Bulma Magna over the walls.

***

Itami sighed sitting at the bottom of the hole with Taichichi and Fox. "This is so degrading." Itami sighed and looked above as two heads peered in at them.

"Look Stina a cute little doggy."

"I'm a FOX!!"

"Look Stina a cute little Fox. And he has a fluffy tail."

Stina sweatdropped. "Fox's usually do."

"Um some help here." Taichichi remarked.

"Ooooh Stina a pwetty gun." Sayuri picked up the gun. "And a big RED button!!"

"Sayuri don't push that." Stina warned. "We don't know what it does."

"Pwetty Fox." Sayuri aimed the gun at Fox.

"*Gulp*" Fox remarked.

"Sayuri-" Stina remarked

"PLUSHIE POWA!!!"

*POW*

"Ahhhhhhhh!" Fox cried out.

"Oooh wow cool he's a plushie I want a turn!!" Stina remarked.

"No I found it!!" Sayuri hugged the gun.

"Gimmie!"

"NO!!"

"GIMMIE!"

"NOOOO!"

"COME BAK HERE I WANT A TURN!!!"

"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Taichichi stood up and she rolled her shoulders and proceeded to climb out of the hole. "That's my gun and I'm going to get it back." She remarked determined.

***

The remainder of platoon Gohan watching the several different versions of plushie Gohan's roaming round the mess hall. They had gathered up the Gohan plushies to keep them safe because the more younger version plushies would obviously be weaker to the other crazy plushie's running round.

Xenia was nursing a chibi Gohan plushie in his yellow and green Kimono and dragonball cap. The chibi plushie was sleeping soundly.

Jimbo was behind with Buu who was teaching him how to serve up food successfully.

"Me Buu want know why you platoon not in barracks or outside with other platoons."

"Are you kidding my hair can not stand another slobber attack." Xenia fingered her hair like it was something fragile after the last attack.

"That crazy member of platoon Bardock." She grumbled.

"Heh." VaarJ snickered.

"It's not funny!!! A girls hair is sensitive you know!!" She shouted pulling out a mallet form nowhere and clobbering VaarJ over the head with it.

"Ow." He fell over and off his seat.

"This is no time to be bickering among ourselves." Aakeido remarked.

"Right. He does have a point." Jimbo remarked. "But my stuff is being airlifted in I wonder when it will arrive."

"Me Buu say next chapter because there is too much going on in this chapter."

"That's fine with me."

VaarJ stood up and rubbed his head and glared at Xenia. "WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!"

"I AM FEMALE AND WE ALL KNOW THE WOMEN OF DRAGONBALL ARE A LOT STRONGER THAN THE MEN SO SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!"

"Whoa…. Um.. I think I'll go um see what er… Tanti's doing… um yeah that's it." Aakeido got up out of his seat and ran out of the mess hall.

"Hmph." VaarJ grunted and crossed his arms.

***

"AKANE!! HOW CAN YOU NOT RECOINISE I?"

"S'RAC!!!!" J'dee shook her leg. "GET HIM OFF ME!!"

S'rac stood there and crossed his arms. "No enrol Kuno as my muse." He stated.

"NO!!!"

"GAK!!!"

"Enrol Kuno!"

"S'RAC WHEN I GET THIS THING OFF ME YOU ARE SO DEAD!"

"ADMIT IT KUNO IS STRONGER THAN HEERO!"

"WHAT HOW DARE HE SAY THAT?!?!" TRF came storming over only to be grabbed by Tanti and VegetaGoku.

"Quick Platoon VEGETA MOVE OUT!!!" Jeril shouted.

Platoon Vegeta ran out of the boot cap and in to the depth of the forest to where the Platoon of Evil Blood sucking Bunnies and Rocks held the Z characters hostage.

Arty ran out of the barracks "Nooo!! They're going to get Veggie-pants!!"

"I USE MY POWERS TO CALL THE ALMIGHTY GOKU / KAKAROTT!!!"

There was a loud rumble and the plushies stopped staring up at the sky as suddenly a very large and orange vegetable landed in the garden of Arty's.

She raised an eyebrow. "I didn't ask for a giant Carrot I asked for GOKU!!"

Washu patted her on the shoulder. "We'll sort this out I promise."

"Kuno! Look Ranma!!"

"What where?! RANMA SATOME PERPARE TO DIE!!!" The Kuno plushie ran off raising his bokken high in the air to the direction J'dee pointed.

"AAAAAHHHHHH WHO DARE PUT BULMA MANGA ON THE SACRED SKITTLES WALL?!?!?!?!?!" BananaGirl ran out of Platoon Gohan's barracks and she looked round and stopped seeing the boot camp over run with plushies.

Her eyes became all starry. "Quorky look at all the Skittles' plushies…."

Quorky sweatdropped. "This is not good." He sighed and tucked a piece of the Bulma manga under his cap discreetly.

"SATOME!!!!" The Kuno plushie ran past.

"What a little shrimp that guy is." BananaGirl remarked.

The Kuno plushie stopped and turned round glaring at BananaGirl.

"What did you all I Tatewaki Kuno?"

"Shrimp. You like prawn, small curled thing that goes in cocktails and good with seafood dressing?" BananaGirl teased.

"Stacey I think you're making him mad." Quorky noted as a little vein popped up in the side of the Kuno plushie's head.

"Ppppsssssshhhhh as if he can beat skittles. Skittles pulsing vein is much more better than his vein."

The Kuno plushie stalked up to them. "Who is this skittles?! He can not be stronger than I!"

"Skittles is waaaay stronger than you." BananaGirl knelt down to the plushie's height and looked at him and smirked. "He can kick your short plushie ass from here to the next Vegeta-sei."

The plushie's eyes narrowed darkly as a show came over his face and then he smirked and kicked BananaGirl swiftly in the shin.

"Ahhhh!!" she fell over and he pulled out the Bokken and hit her over the head with it. "OWWWW!!!" She grabbed her head.

"Heh heh." Kuno snickered evilly.

"S'rac get Kuno away from her!! We need her!!" Arty shouted.

"What?!" J'dee and S'rac both stared at Arty.

"If she realises Jeril has taken the Veggie-pants platoon and gone to save him she'll help us in order to get to him first." Arty explained.

S'rac sighed defeated. "Oh alright." He turned his attention to Kuno and shouted. "Kuno look Pig-tailed girl!!"

"Pigtailed girl?! Where?!" Kuno looked round.

J'dee, Arty and S'rac grabbed BananaGirl and ran in to the main boot camp office and Quorky followed shutting the door and bolting it after them.

BananaGirl hid under the desk. "What an evil little plushie. Skittles will sort him out."

"Sooner than you think." J'dee sighed and sat down behind her desk.

"Um J'dee why is your um thatch basket moving?" Arty asked pointing.

J'dee looked to see her upturned thatch basket shuffling round the office floor.

"Oh don't worry that's just Ryoga, if he can't see where he's going he can't get lost."

S'rac sweatdropped. "Ahhhh kay."

BananaGirl stuck her head out form under the desk. 'Wait a minute what do you mean see skittles shortly?" BananaGirl asked.

"Platoon Vegeta have already vanished to rescue him." Arty explained.

"What?! How dare they?! It's my mission to rescue Skittles!!"

J'dee swallowed. "Um hehe I'm just afraid of what they'll find when they get then."

They all looked at J'dee. "I get a feeling there's a reason behind why the rocks and bunnies kidnapped the z senshi." Quorky remarked.

J'dee rubbed the back of her neck. "Heh actually yeah. Um I spose I better make a long story short… So we can stop them."

"I think you better." Arty crossed her arms.

***

"Stay low." Jeril instructed her platoon as they kept among the shadows of the forest watching the two platoon rocks guarding the main entrance to the boot camp where the Z-characters where being held.

Jeril looked at VegetaGoku.

"Vegeta Kakarott you scout ahead and signal us if you reach a safe position." Jeril ordered.

"Right." VegetaGoku slipped off ahead.

"Why am I here?" Khaos asked."

"We promised platoon Piccolo we'd bring back Piccolo as well." Diamond sky remarked. "They wanted one of their own in with us to make sure we would."

"But I'm Deathdroid's muse. That's not trust worthy."

"Hey." Deathdroid frowned.

"Well it's true." TRF remarked. "Oooh look VegetaGok-'

"Kakarott." Jeril corrected.

"Uh VegetaKakarott sorry, she's signalling us." TRF remarked.

"Platoon move on out."

They shuffled through the bushes in a leopard crawl and meet up with Vegeta Goku who pointed to the two rocks sitting on a smoko break.

The two rocks were chatting away.

"Shhhh what they have to say could be crucial." Jeril hushed the platoon.

The Heero plushie cocked the gun slightly and aimed.

"Heero not yet. We have to hear them." TRF scolded in a hushed whisper.

One Rock jumped on his cigarette butt putting it out. "This job sucks."

"Ya… I always thought it would be more glamorous than this, kidnap a few characters get some money but noooooooo. Rocky has to be even more insane and hire those damn Bunnies. We should stone 'em to death then take over."

"I like bunnies."

"I heard one of the bunnies bit Rocky and it turned him crazy. And he got the idea to kidnap the Z-senshi in revenge."

"Nah man that's just a rumour. You want to hear what I heard?"

"It better be better than the stupid he ate a carrot and realised he had to kidnap the strongest Z-senshi out there."

"How dare they Vegeta's the strongest." Jeril hissed annoyed.

"Of course I have this from a really good source… mmmm sauce… did you know ketchup makes steak that more enjoyable in a sandwich?"

"Just get on with it!" TRF shouted at them.

"Huh?" The rocks looked about and Heero hit her over the head with the butt of his gun, which fired hitting a bunny in the look out tower making it fall to the ground at the two rock's feet.

Deathdroid and Khaos sweatdropped. "I think that pretty much busted us."

"Anyway." The rock continued ignoring the bunny corpse that was attracting flies already from it's bleeding wound. "My source says that Rocky was a muse."

"Oooooh a muse." The other rock looked intrigued- well as intrigued as a rock can look especially when it has no facial features.

"Yeah and get this not just any ordinary muse. He had two others as well, one was named Blaster and the other Juju racer…"

"And…" The other rock enquired.

"They we're J'dee's muses."

"Ooooh!" the other rock was in awe of the story. "What happened?"

"J'dee got a better muse… a transforming Car call Jazz from Transformers and Chibi Goten. He was angry that he got replaced and so he swore revenge…"

Jeril looked at the platoon members. "You've got to be kidding me. J'dee's ex-muse is behind this."

"Wow it's all her fault." VegetaGoku remarked.

"You know somehow I'm not surprised. I bet the other muse was a kitchen sink." Deathdroid rubbed his forehead in aching memory.

Khaos snickered. "Served you right for calling her a lesbian."

"I did not."

"Well it was your character in your story so you might as well have." Khaos argued.

"This is all fine and dandy but can we rescue Veggie-kun now?" Diamond sky pleaded.

TRF nodded. "Yeah Veggie-kun." Her eyes got all dreamy and the Heero plushie huffed and thumped her over the head with the butt of the gun. "Ow… Heero."

Jeril nodded. "That's it platoon Vegeta let's do this!" She announced.

To Be Continued…

R & R

Sorry if I missed anyone out but as I already state this chappie was pre planned…

Anywho I'm looking forward to you peeps letting me know what you think…

~J'dee