Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Dragonball Z Carols ❯ 12 Days of Christmas ( Chapter 2 )

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The 12 Days of Christmas

All the excitement with Brolly had boiled over and Goten had left the stage. The spot light shone to stage right and Goku emerged dressed in a red and green version of his uniform. Immediately the villains started to boo. But they were silenced by a fiery glare from the collected heroes. Goku smiled happily and cleared his throat.

"This is in tribute to a very special Changeling in the audience. Let's hear it for Frieza!"

There was scattered applause mostly from Frieza's army.

"On the first day of Christmas my Frieza gave to me, a really frosty, ice cold glare! Cha, cha, cha!" a statue of a glaring Chibi Frieza was brought onto stage. Frieza scowled at the insulting gesture.

"On the second day of Christmas my Frieza gave to me, two freaky henchmen, and a really frosty, ice cold glare! Cha, cha, cha!" A Chibi Dadoria and Zarbon where propped on either side of the statue, both looked like they where kissing up. Zarbon squirmed in embarrassment and Dadoria glared at the Saiyan on the stage.

"On the third day of Christmas my Frieza gave to me, three different forms, two freaky henchmen, and a really frosty, ice cold glare! Cha, cha, cha!" Behind the growing group of statues three different Frieza forms where placed.

"On the fourth day of Christmas my Frieza gave to me, four gut punches, three different forms, two freaky henchmen, and a really frosty, ice cold glare! Cha, cha, cha!" A giant Goku plushie was placed on stage next to the Frieza statue, holding its stomach. The villains laughed at it.

"On the fifth day of Christmas my Frieza gave to me… FIVE GINYU CLOWNS!! Four gut punches, three different forms, two freaky henchmen, and a really frosty, ice cold glare! Cha, cha, cha!" Five Chibi Ginyu statues where placed there on stage left in funny looking poses.

"On the sixth day of Christmas my Frieza gave to me, six cheap shots, FIVE GINYU CLOWNS!! Four gut punches, three different forms, two freaky henchmen, and a really frosty, ice cold glare! Cha, cha, cha!" A giant photo of Chibi Frieza pointing behind a Chibi Goku with a look of shock on his face was drafted.

"On the seventh day of Christmas my Frieza gave to me, seven Namek Dragonballs, six cheap shots, FIVE GINYU CLOWNS!! Four gut punches, three different forms, two freaky henchmen, and a really frosty, ice cold glare! Cha, cha, cha!" Seven beach balls painted to look like Namekian Dragonballs where placed in front of the real Goku.

"On the eighth day of Christmas my Frieza gave to me, eight minutes of boasting, seven Namek Dragonballs, six cheap shots, FIVE GINYU CLOWNS!! Four gut punches, three different forms, two freaky henchmen, and a really frosty, ice cold glare! Cha, cha, cha!" Another Chibi Frieza picture was drafted. This time of him laughing and looking egoistic.

"On the ninth day of Christmas my Frieza gave to me, nine wrecked villages, eight minutes of boasting, seven Namek Dragonballs, six cheap shots, FIVE GINYU CLOWNS!! Four gut punches, three different forms, two freaky henchmen, and a really frosty, ice cold glare! Cha, cha, cha!" Nine flattened Namekian villages appeared across the now, very crowded stage.

"On the tenth day of Christmas my Frieza gave to me, ten blown up mountains, nine wrecked villages, eight minutes of boasting, seven Namek Dragonballs, six cheap shots, FIVE GINYU CLOWNS!! Four gut punches, three different forms, two freaky henchmen, and a really frosty, ice cold glare! Cha, cha, cha!" Ten mini Namek cliffs behind Goku blew up in synchronization, causing debris to fall everywhere on stage.

"On the eleventh day of Christmas my Frieza gave to me, eleven seconds to survive,

ten blown up mountains, nine wrecked villages, eight minutes of boasting, seven Namek Dragonballs, six cheap shots, FIVE GINYU CLOWNS!! Four gut punches, three different forms, two freaky henchmen, and a really frosty, ice cold glare! Cha, cha, cha!" A giant egg timer appeared with a digital clock underneath. It was counting down from eleven.

"On the twelfth day of Christmas my Frieza gave to me, twelve little bruises, eleven seconds to survive, ten blown up mountains, nine wrecked villages, eight minutes of boasting, seven Namek Dragonballs, six cheap shots, FIVE GINYU CLOWNS!! Four gut punches, three different forms, two freaky henchmen, and a reeeeeeally froooosty, iiiiicccce coooold glare!! Cha, Cha, Cha!" The clock hit zero and the stage lit up in an explosion. When the smoke cleared Goku was still standing there charred head to toe in black soot. All the props where blown to indescribable pieces.

"All right. Who was in charge of special effects?" Goku asked with a shiny white grin.

"Vegeta." Mairi Trunks said from backstage, causing Goku to chuckle loudly.