Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Dragonball Z Recipes ❯ First batch of recipes ( Chapter 1 )
A.N: Just R/R people...please...
Disclaimer: (In robot-like voice) I-do-not-own-Dragonball Z
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Nimmi: Welcome to "Cooking from Z to Z", where you busy fighters out there get to share your favorite recipes.
(Immin passes her a sheet)
Nimmi: First up - Chocolate Snacks - my favorite! Aaack…from Buu!
1: Buu Find City.
2: Buu Zap People There Into Chocolate.
3: Buu Eat Chocolate.
4: BUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
Nimmi: Well...that was nice Buu...Our next one is from Pan...
1: Sit quietly at the dinner table.
2: Lean over and steal your father/grandfather's food.
Nimmi: Well... that was interesting... How about Goku...
1: 5 million cups of rice.
2: 10 million cups of water
3: 1 ton of salt
4: Boil for 15 min, stirring occasionally
5: Add kegs of Soya Sauce to taste
6: Serve in small unbreakable bowls, which can be easily stacked when empty, and blunt utensils to avoid high-speed injuries!
Nimmi: Um...who pays for all that? The next one is from Bulma...
1: Flutter eyes until a cute boy takes you out for dinner.
Nimmi: Um... Chichi has sent us last week's entry again…
1: Retrieve frying pan from the indentation in Goku's head.
2: Think about what to make with it.
3: Get mad at Goku
4: Reinsert frying pan.
Nimmi: Is that even a valid recipe? Now here's how to make a Hero Sandwich from Hercule Satan!
1: You have to start with 2 pieces of bread - and I make lots of bread as the unqualified King of the Martial Arts Universe.
2:Butter it up - just like I like to be buttered up - by my adoring public.
1: Lots of cheese cuz' I'm the Big Cheese! The Big Kahuna! Ichi Ban.
2: Lots of baloney because I'm full of it- Hey! Wait a minute.
3: Lettuce because we should let-us now bow down and pray -- to ME!!
4: Onions because I bring myself to tears thinking about how great I am!
Nimmi: Sure...right... Wow? One from Piccolo! Never thought he'd write in.
1: Drink a glass of water.
2: Anything else you guys eat is disgusting!
All DBZ characters: HEY!!!
Nimmi: ...Dumbo! Now we have Lunch with lunch!
1: Take one can of soup.
2: Heat soup.
3: Add spices...EXCEPT FOR PEPPER YOU HEAR!!! NO PEPPER WHATSOEVER!!!!!! DID YOU HEAR ME!!!!! PEPPER IS BAD!!!!!!
Nimmi: Um...more recipes in next chapter... And please R/R