Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Dude Looks Like A Lady ❯ Chapter Fourteen ( Chapter 14 )

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Innocence is Futile

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Dude Looks Like A Lady
By Raven Pan and Alison Sky
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Chapter Fourteen
September 30
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"Goten, you ready?"

Goten came out of his bedroom, wearing a pair of nice khaki's with a tight black top, his hair sticking all over the place from having taken a shower. "I guess... I can't believe we forgot about this..."

She came up and rubbed a smudge of shaving cream off his cheek, then sighed. "Okay, I've got the sake and stuff in the capsule, if you fly really fast we SHOULD still get there on time...."

"Want me to carry you or fly piggy back?" Goten asked, smirking

Trunks just looked at him, and grabbed the capsule carrying the drinks, putting it into her pocket.

"You can walk too..." he crossed his arms.

"Fine fine, carry me," she sighed. "I'm tired anyway, maybe I can take a nap."

"Alright." Goten walked over. "You feeling ok? You've been acting off these past few days..."

"I'm fine, just tired, probably caught one of those bug things," she grumbled.

"Ok. You sleep then and I'll wake you up when we get there."

"Thanks," she slipped her arms around his neck as he picked her up, resting her head against his chest. With a yawn, she was asleep before they'd left the city.

Goten chuckled and took off, soon flying over the countryside to his family's home in the mountains.

Trunks slept the entire way, her arms falling from about his neck to rest on her stomach as she slept.

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Soon Goten landed, still cradling the woman in his arms. "Wake up, sleepy. We're here." he said, shaking her gently

"Hmm?" she yawned stretching slightly. "Oh... Thanks, Chibi."

"No problem, Sexy," Goten winked and stood her back on solid ground.

"Hey," she wrinkled her nose and batted his arm lightly. "None of that here, got it? Just act.. casual."

"Yeah... casual." Goten chuckled. He reached for the door and opened it. "I'm here!" he called, walking inside.

"About time!" Videl called back. "We're all in the kitchen, you're three minutes late, better get in here before Goku eats the table!" she laughed.

Trunks shook her head, going to the kitchen and uncapsulating the drinks, all pop or alcohol.

Goten laughed, walking into the dining room. "Sorry I'm late... the shower didn't heat the water fast enough."

"Well, at least you made it, Goten. That's all that matters," Gohan watched his little brother, a smile on his face. He looked a lot better than he had this past month. Maybe he was finally getting over Paris.

"C'mon you two, sit down, I'm starving!" Goku laughed.

Trunks chuckled, rolling her eyes and bringing over the drinks, getting down some glasses for everyone, including herself.

"Need any help?" he asked Trunks, watching, but not sitting just yet.

"Nope, I'm fine, Chibi, go ahead and sit down," She started pouring the glasses setting them out and around, Videl helping, until finally she sat at table too, a glass of red wine before herself as she accepted her human-sized portion of food from Gohan's mate.

Gohan chuckled, then leaned back, watching. He looked at Trunks and saw that she seemed a bit tired. Concerned, he did a quick ki check... he blinked. And did it again.

Trunks didn't notice his checking, obvlivious without her ki-abilities, pulling her bowl of rice to her as she nibbled at it, chuckling at some complaint or another Pan had about her school.

Goten was smiling, talking to his mother, her face very relieved at the fact her baby boy was smiling again. She had been wanting to do this dinner, a way to cheer him up. Otherwise she would hunt down that woman and hurt her really badly. No woman was to hurt her baby boy. He was too innocent... too special.

Gohan turned his head to look at his father, motioning to Trunks with his head, concern in his eyes.

Goku raised an eyebrow, then narrowed his eyes ever so slightly as he checked Trunks's ki. He blinked, his eyes widening slightly.

Trunks reached for her glass of wine.

"Uh, Trunks... I wouldn't drink that if I was you," Gohan stated.

"Why not? It's good wine!"

"Well, it's not good for you right now... in your condition and all..." Gohan stated.

Goten turned, hearing this. He looked between his brother and Trunks. Maybe Gohan knew what was making Trunks so tired?

"What condition?" she snapped, glaring at him.

"Well... because of the baby and all."

Goten face palmed.

Chi Chi blinked.

"....Baby...." Trunks's voice dropped to a dangerously calm, quiet tone. "What. Baby."

"You mean you don't know?" Gohan looked at Goten. "You can sense that almost immediatly."

Goten looked at Trunks and closed his eyes, focusing. It was the same... just a bit more pushed out... a bit more... split... no... two... "Oh shit..." he whispered softly and opened his eyes, looking at Trunks with confused eyes.

Trunks was glowering, then it turned to confusion, then to panic. "But... I only did it ONCE!!"

Pan laughed, "Trunks.. you... this is too rich!"

Chi Chi looked at Goku in confusion. "Is she really?" she asked, not doubting her son, but wanting to hear from Goku for confirmation.

"Pan, this is not the time," Gohan warned his daughter.
,br> Goten was steadily losing color in his face.

Goku nodded, "Yes, Trunks is pregnant."

Trunks glared at Goten now, "Goten, when I turned into a girl," she said in a slow quiet tone. "You promised you wouldn't let anybody ever knock me up....."

"But... I didn't know!" Goten held his hands up in defense.

Gohan's eyes widened as he drew two and two together. Goten happy again... now the sudden fear. Oh Kami no... this was SO not good.

"HellOOH, You're a frigging SAIYAJIN, I could smell if a woman could conceive and avoid fucking her, the LEAST you could do was tell me if I was like that!" Trunks bit back.

"I NEVER LEARNED!" Goten shouted back.

Videl chuckled, "Trunks, I take it you never heard of the pill?" it was too funny, Trunks... had sex.... as a woman!

Pan looked at her father, "You can do that?" It was almost as her wheels were turning.

Goku simply said "No." to his granddaughter.

"No," Chi Chi chimed in at Pan.

"HELL NO!" Gohan glared at his daughter.

"WHY THE HELL NOT - AT LEAST THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE KNOCKED ME UP!" Trunks stood and screamed at Goten before throwing her napkin down on the table and fleeing the room in tears.

Pan's eyes widened, "You mean.. you... and... woah."

Goten looked back at his family with a "I can explain this..." look on his face.

Gohan just groaned and held his head... another headache... he could feel it. WHY did his brother cause him to get these headaches, he wondered.

"I'll... go check on Trunks," Chi Chi offerend, following to where the young woman had run off to.

"We'll help you," Videl grabbed Pan by the shirt and hauled her teenaged daughter after them.

Goku looked at Goten, "Explain, and explain quickly, son."

Goten kinda stood up and backed away from the table. "Maybe I should go help them..."

"I think you've done enough, Goten," Gohan warned, looked at his brother with a glare.

"Sit down, Goten."

"I really think I should..."

"Sit, Goten," Gohan stated.

"But I just need to..." he backed away with each word, trying to get close enough to the door to escape what he KNEW was going to be a verbal bashing.

"SIT," Goku growled. "This is not a democracy."

Goten meeped and sat down immediatly. He was dead.

"Goten, you know better."

"But... but... but the bunny died!" Goten stated, as if it was the answer to everything.

Gohan's eyebrow raised. "And you didn't know?"

"Know what?!" Goten whined, looking at Gohan with eyes that showed he was too confused to understand.

"Well, used to be when a woman thought she was pregnant... she would... oh, nevermind." Gohan squeezed the bridge of his nose.

"What bunny?" Goku asked patiently - hoping that might be the way to get more information out.

"Trunks' pet bunny... it died... she was crying... I tried to get her to stop crying!" Goten whined.

"By... having sex with her? Goten, I thought your mother and I raised you better."

"SHE KISSED ME FIRST!" Goten shouted.

"Goten, calm down." Goku advised, "There's no reason to yell about this."

"DID NOT!" came the female scream from the other room.

Gohan stood up and walked to his brother, looking down at him. "Goten... you really messed up this time."

"But I didn't mean to!" Goten whimpered back.

"Doesn't matter... and you're an adult now... so YOU have to fix it."

"And you WILL fix it."

"Do I just wish it all away with the Dragonballs?" Goten asked hopefully.

Goku just looked at his son. "It's a life you're playing with, you tell me."

"Guess not..." Goten mumbled.

"Goten's gonna be a Daddy..." Gohan chuckled.

"You're going to take care of her. Go to those lamaze class things with her, and do everything she asks you to, within reason," Goku advised.

"But I don't know HOW to do any of this!" Goten whined. "I can't be a father! I'm too young!"

"You have to grow up sooner or later, squirt," Gohan chuckled.

"And you're not too young, you're older than I was when your brother was born."

"But that was back a LONG time ago! This is a different generation, Dad! I'm too young!"

"I was younger than you when Videl had Pan," Gohan pointed out.

"But I'm not a dork who gets married to the first girl and gets her pregnant right away!!!" Goten stated, and Gohan's eyes narrowed.

"Goten," Goku gave him a warning tone. "Mind your tongue."

Goten bit his lip. "I didn't mean for this to happen!" He whimpered.

"Mean it or not, it's happened."

"And you need to be responsible," Gohan stated, a bit dark in his tone, miffed at Goten's words.

"What am I gonna do?" Goten whimpered, bending over, his head in his hands. "I don't know how to be a dad... "

"Well, you're going to learn."

Goten just whimpered.

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Trunks had fled to the livingroom where she was curled up in Goku's oversized chair, hugging a pillow and sobbing with her eyes pressed into it.

Chi Chi walked in and rested a hand on Trunks' back. "Shhh, Trunks... it's going to be ok."

"But I... I CAN'T be pregnant! That's nine more months... I was... I... I can't be pregnant," she sobbed. Videl just sat on the opposite arm of the chair, rubbing her back.

"I don't think Gohan and Goku would lie about this, Trunks," Chi Chi said softly.

"But it was just once," she sobbed, "He.. and I .. we... it was only once!"

"That's all it takes, sometimes." Chi Chi sighed and looked at Videl for help.

"Hey, it's not so bad," Videl rubbed her back still.

"But I was on the home stretch, now I've got another NINE MONTHS! That's three months longer...." she whimpered.

Videl seemed at a loss.

"But you'll have a pretty baby in the end, Trunks... a little person that's a perfect mixture of you and Goten..." Chi Chi looked at the dining room doorway, hoping her son LIVED though this.

Trunks sniffled, "Can you imagine a chibi Gotenks running around, that DOESN'T unfuse?"

Videl blinked, "She has a point...."

Chi Chi took a deep intake of breath. "Maybe it'll be a girl?" she thought.

"Being raised by two guys? We're not living in San Francisco here!"

Chi Chi wrung her skirt. "Well... maybe we'll just wait and see what happens?"

Trunks just moaned and went back to crying.

"You could put it up for adoption?" Pan asked.

Trunks glared at her, "Don't you even DARE be thinking of that." Trunks then heard Goten scream that she'd kissed him first, "DID NOT!!" She screamed back.

Chi Chi looked back at the kitchen, then at Videl. "So you're going to keep the baby?"

"My baby," Trunks sniffled.

"What about Goten?"

"Castration?" She raised an eyebrow, joking.

Videl chuckled.

Chichi nodded too. "Don't worry, I think Goku and Gohan are in the process of that right now... and if not, your father definatly will, if not just kill him outright."

"But he can't kill My Chibi, he's my best friend!"

"Your Chibi?" Pan laughed, "This just keeps getting better."

"He's called him that since they were kids," Videl pointed out.

Chi Chi glared daggers at her granddaughter. "They're not going to be too happy when they find out, I think," she said softly. "Want me to be with you when you call them?"

"No... they don't find out... I'm flying to America or something until this is all over," Trunks said quickly eyes wide. "They CAN'T find out, and I swear Panny if you tell anyone - killing you will be the first thing I do when I get back to normal!"

"So you're never going to tell them, just appear one day as a guy carrying a baby that feels a lot like you and Goten, and looks it too, and expect them not to know anything?" Chi Chi narrowed her eyes.

"Test tube experimental baby?" Trunks tried.

"And who's the mother?"

"Uhm... Natalie Portman? Y'know... one of those surrogate things."

"And you think your father, with his ki reading ability, will belive that?"

"The new technology that takes all the DNA out of an ovum can use the dna from both of us to do that, and we uh... figured we'd never find the right girls anyhow and... Shit that sounds gay," she groaned hiding her face in the pillow.

"Like you're not." Pan jibed.

"PAN SON!" Chi Chi shouted.

"What, Trunks is really a GUY Grandma! He slept with Uncle Goten, who's a GUY, doesn't matter if he's got a girl's body right now, He still slept with a guy, and that makes him gay!"

"Pan," Videl gave her a warning growl.

Trunks just looked miserable and got up throwing the pillow at Pan and stalking back to the kitchen.

Chi Chi shook her head. "Pan, go to your room," she ordered, then went after Trunks.

Pan wrinkled her nose and headed up for the room that was hers in her grandparent's house.

Videl sunk to sit on the couch with a sigh, pinching the bridge of her nose.

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Trunks entered the room, "I wanna go home, Chibi," she said, her eyes red and swollen from crying. "I'm not hungry anymore...."

Goten looked at Trunks, his eyes full of appology. "You... you're not going to kill me?" he asked softly.

"Baby needs a father," simply said. "Just bring me home," she whimpered, rubbing at her eyes.

Gohan watched the two of them. "You heard the woman."

Goten stood up, walking to Trunks. "I'm sorry..." he said softly.

"You're not allowed to knock up anyone else," she smirked slightly and stepped forward slipping her arms around his waist, sniffling into his shirt some.

"I didn't mean to knock you up either," Goten whimpered, hugging her close, resting his head on top of hers.

Gohan raised an eyebrow and looked at his parents, confused.

Goku shrugged, and looked at Chichi.

Chi Chi just shook her head. "I'll pack you two up some food, for if you get hungry later," she said softly, going back into the kitchen.

Trunks just sniffled, "Thanks Chichi...."

Chi Chi returned a few moments later with a large bag filled with foil wrapped packages - which she handed to her youngest. "Be careful flying home, you two... and call us if you need anything."

Goten nodded. "We will, Mom."

"And let me know when you tell Trunks' family, so that we know it's safe to talk about it, ok?"

Goten gulped and looked down at Trunks. Her eyes widened in terror and she fainted. He caught her before she could hit the floor. "This is going to be a very long nine months, isn't it?" he looked at his father and brother.

"Oh yeah," Gohan nodded, a smirk on his face.

"Just take her home and make sure she gets rest..." Goku chuckled, shaking his head. "Saiyajin babies in Human bodies are a rough go."

"Yeah..."

"And make sure she eats... she's eating for two now..." Chi Chi reminded.

"Ok."

"And keep your pants on," Gohan stated.

"Shut up, Gohan," Goten muttered, adjusting Trunks in his arms.

Goku laughed, "I think it's a little late for THAT advice, son."

"As long as he only gets ONE woman pregnant," Gohan stated, and Chi Chi slapped her eldest over the head with her hand.

Goku looked at Goten sternly, "Exactly," warning in his tone.

Goten glared at his brother, then sighed and took off for home.

Once he was gone, Chi Chi looked at Goku, smiling. "Another grandkid, Goku... we're finally getting another grandkid!"

Gohan raised an eyebrow, then started to make a beeline for the door.

Goku grinned, "Yeah, about time, too! Hey Gohan, how come you and Videl haven't had another kid?"

Just after he asked, Videl entered, having said goodbye to Goten and given him just a few more words of advice. "What's so funny?"

"Nothing, time to go," Gohan said, pushing Videl out the door, avoiding his father's question.

"No... I wanna know?" she raised an eyebrow at her inlaws as she was getting escorted out.

"When are you two going to give us another grandchild," Chi Chi asked, her arms crossed.

"In your dreams, Chichi," Videl shot back almost instantly.

"Guess I'll just have to start nagging you guys again," She smirked.

"MOOOOOOOOOOOM!" Gohan whined.

Videl rolled her eyes, "Quit whining, Gohan, I got my tubes tied while you were off at that conference three years ago," she walked out the door.

Goku looked confused.

Gohan blinked. "You did...? Why didn't you tell me?" he asked as he followed, closing the door behind them.

Chi Chi sighed. "Sometimes I don't understand that girl at all..."

Goku shrugged, "She's Hercule's daughter," he said, as though it explained everything.

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They were almost home when Trunks woke from her faint spell. "Damnit...."

"You okay?"

"Other than being pregnant?"

"I'm sorryyyyy!" Goten whined.

"Sorry that I'm pregnant, sorry that you got me pregnant, sorry we even had FUCKING SEX!?" Trunks frowned.

"Uhm... I'm not sorry about the sex part, but I'm sorry about everything else?"

Trunks folded her arms, pouting, "We're keeping the baby, just thought I'd tell you."

"If that's what you want, then... well I guess I have no say in anything."

Trunks just rested her head on Goten's shoulder, "Think it'll be a boy or a girl?" she asked.

"I... just hope it's normal looking?"

"It'll be a quarter saiyajin...." Trunks said thoughtfully. "Considering I'm human right now and all."

Goten just shook his head, "I... I'm just at a loss for words right now, I don't know what to think." He landed on the balcony.

Trunks made no move to get out of his arms, her own slipping around his neck as she leaned up to kiss his cheek, "Neither do I."

Goten just gave her a strange look. "Trunks this just... uhm... it's so weird, I don't know what to think."

"You already said that," she frowned and wiggled out of his arms.

Goten looked at her as though he literally didn't know what to do, and needed Trunks to guide him, tell him what to do - like always. He rubbed the back of his head, "I just... don't know what to do."

Trunks just shook her head, opening the balcony door, "Just come inside - I need to figure out how to tell my family first."

"Should I get a head start?"

"Huh?"

"Your parents are going to kill me, you do realise this."

"Not if I have any say in it," she scowled, crossing her arms.

"You really... really can't do anything to them - you do realise that."

"I can destroy Capsule corp," she smirked evilly.

"How could you do that?"

"Tell the media I'm carrying Trunks Briefs's baby - and he disappeared when he found out. You see, when they take tests, enough of my DNA will be intact that it will verify the story, and when Trunks doesn't appear to clear his name.... The stocks will drop like crazy, and Capsule Corp'd be ruined." She chuckled.

"But you... wouldn't do that, would you?"

"Ruin Capsule Corp, or get a girl pregnant and run off?"

"Both?"

"If it suits my purposes," she muttered and turned, heading into the apartment.

"Trunks..." Goten whined.

"What?"

"C'mon... this isn't helping me. They're going to kill me."

"We both know that damn company is more important than anything to my mother, and my mother is important to Dad - therefore, threaten the company, and they KNOW I'll do it too, I have them in my control. Nobody'll kill you, Chibi."

"I don't think your dad gives a damn about the company, he's the one I'm afraid of," Goten came in and flopped onto a chair. "I'm dead."

"No, but he does care about mom... I think." She flopped onto the couch.

"I'm dehehehead," Goten whined.

"Fine fine, you're dead, will you stop whining already - I guess my scheming and conniving isn't good enough for you anymore now that I'm female," she grumbled, tossing an arm over her eyes.

"What does this have to do about you being female?!"

"Well, when I was a guy all my plans seemed to be just good and dandy for you."

Goten looked down at his hands, wringing his fingers a little, remaining silent.

"Exactly."

Goten whimpered, shaking just a little, a tear coming from his eyes.

Trunks sighed, lifting her arm to look at him. She sat up. "Aw, c'mon Chibi, don't be like that."

"I... I... " Goten whimpered, his mind not working to let him say anything. "I... I don't know what to do!"

Trunks got up and sat in his lap, kissing the tear on his cheek, "Just don't be like me and run off."

Goten looked up at Trunks, giving her a look that showed it hurt that she would even think he'd do something like that.

"Hey, I'm a female, I'm supposed to be paraoid," She smirked at him.

Goten just hugged her, burying his face into his neck, just hiding his eyes there.

She held him rubbing his back with one hand, the other brushing into his hair. "We'll figure this out."

"I know we will," Goten's voice was muffled.

She kissed the top of his head, saying nothing as she kept playing with his hair, resting her cheek against it. Her worried mind working at top speed.

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