Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Elvis Returns! ❯ King of Rock n' Roll ( Chapter 3 )
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By: Renee the Rabid Squirrel 
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Revenge Fic | Uploaded On: 10.07.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 680 | Visits: 294 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Revenge Fic | Uploaded On: 10.07.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 680 | Visits: 294 | Status: Completed
Chapter 3
A/N: Thanks to all of those who reviewed...I really appreciate it. Anyways, enjoy the rest of the
fic!! To those reading this on mediaminer.org...I'm sorry if the chapter is smashed into one
paragraph, it's not my fault! I tried everything possible!
Disclaimer: I don't own Lucerne dairy products or Minigo.or Dragonballz
*represents thoughts*
~*~*~*~*~
"Goodness, Vegeta...you sure do like cheesecake...would you like to try some of this yogurt
dessert I whipped up?"
Vegeta's face twisted in sheer disgust at the food Mrs. Briefs had mentioned.
"I guess not...well, take as much as you-" Before she could even finish her sentence, Vegeta had
eaten everything she had prepared, except for the yogurt/fruit mix. He then went back into the
kitchen.
*Well, that was a nice light snack. Kame, why do all these humans insist on buying those little
Minigo containers? Don't they know the Lucerne tubs are much more convenient and have less
sugar? Even I know this, and I HATE yogurt!! Ah, my glass of water...I thought I drank some of
it. Oh well.* Vegeta took the glass in his hand, and drank almost the entire thing, then rushed
off to the washroom.
*Hahahaha! He drank it! He drank it! Serves him right for seducing Bulma!* Yamucha thought
with glee as he stared through the outside window, then gaped as he saw Bulma pouring the
glass half full with Naomi's Make E'm Drunk in a Second Clear Mix. "Oops..."said the
misfortunate earthling to no one in particular. He stared in horror as Bulma turned away and the
blue smoke continued to rise from the glass.
Bulma snuck behind the doorway as Vegeta entered the kitchen again. *Funny.* the
arrogant saiyan thought. *I was sure I drank the whole thing... oh well. I'm thirsty, so screw it.*
Vegeta drank the rest of the liquid, then doubled over in pain.
*Oh shit...it isn't going to kill him, is it?* A very worried Bulma cautiously approached Vegeta. "Er...Vegeta..
are you....okay?"
All of a sudden Vegeta turned around and yelled: "I'M THE KING!"
"Um...Vegeta? What's..going on?" Vegeta then held his head down and pointed into
the air in the classic Elvis style.
"I'm the King of rock n' roll, baby!"
*Baby...he called me baby...he must be hammered!* Bulma started to laugh uncontrollably.
"Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!! Vegeta Presley! Hahahahaha!"
"What are you laughin' for, darlin'?"
"Heeeeeeeheeheeeheeeee!" By this time Bulma was in hysterics, and Yamucha was laughing his
ass off outside the window.
"I'll show you who's funny." said a very drunken yet determined Vegeta.
"Hahahaha...what the-put me down! Vegeta!"
"Who's this Vegeta fella? Now woman, bow to the King of rock n' roll!!"
"Put me down!" Bulma started shrieking at the top of her lungs...but her parents had already
gone out, and Vegeta was still much stronger than she was. Yamucha watched in horror as
Vegeta carried Bulma upstairs. He ran around to the front door, only to be knocked
unconscious.
"That's for hitting me in the head with a cork!" yelled an angry Puar.
~*~*~*~
"LET ME GO YOU STUPID SAIYAN!!"
"Just who are these saiyan dudes?" Vegeta carried Bulma into the master bedroom, and it
became clear what Vegeta, or rather, Elvis, wanted.
*Oh shit. And here I am without any protection. Just great. Oh well, if I get pregnant I can blame
it all on him. He had better be a good lay.*
**************************Because I have rated this story PG13, I can't go into great
detail about the sex. To sum this part up, Bulma actually found it way better than
anything she had ever done before in her entire sex life, and Vegeta fell right
asleep after screwing her.****************************************************
What's going to happen once Vegeta recovers from this horrible drunken
mess? Will he scream like a girl? Is Yamucha ever going to wake up from being clobbered
by Puar? What is Bulma going to say to Vegeta? You'll have to wait until the next chapter.
Reviews...please! They're great. Have a good day!
A/N: Thanks to all of those who reviewed...I really appreciate it. Anyways, enjoy the rest of the
fic!! To those reading this on mediaminer.org...I'm sorry if the chapter is smashed into one
paragraph, it's not my fault! I tried everything possible!
Disclaimer: I don't own Lucerne dairy products or Minigo.or Dragonballz
*represents thoughts*
~*~*~*~*~
"Goodness, Vegeta...you sure do like cheesecake...would you like to try some of this yogurt
dessert I whipped up?"
Vegeta's face twisted in sheer disgust at the food Mrs. Briefs had mentioned.
"I guess not...well, take as much as you-" Before she could even finish her sentence, Vegeta had
eaten everything she had prepared, except for the yogurt/fruit mix. He then went back into the
kitchen.
*Well, that was a nice light snack. Kame, why do all these humans insist on buying those little
Minigo containers? Don't they know the Lucerne tubs are much more convenient and have less
sugar? Even I know this, and I HATE yogurt!! Ah, my glass of water...I thought I drank some of
it. Oh well.* Vegeta took the glass in his hand, and drank almost the entire thing, then rushed
off to the washroom.
*Hahahaha! He drank it! He drank it! Serves him right for seducing Bulma!* Yamucha thought
with glee as he stared through the outside window, then gaped as he saw Bulma pouring the
glass half full with Naomi's Make E'm Drunk in a Second Clear Mix. "Oops..."said the
misfortunate earthling to no one in particular. He stared in horror as Bulma turned away and the
blue smoke continued to rise from the glass.
Bulma snuck behind the doorway as Vegeta entered the kitchen again. *Funny.* the
arrogant saiyan thought. *I was sure I drank the whole thing... oh well. I'm thirsty, so screw it.*
Vegeta drank the rest of the liquid, then doubled over in pain.
*Oh shit...it isn't going to kill him, is it?* A very worried Bulma cautiously approached Vegeta. "Er...Vegeta..
are you....okay?"
All of a sudden Vegeta turned around and yelled: "I'M THE KING!"
"Um...Vegeta? What's..going on?" Vegeta then held his head down and pointed into
the air in the classic Elvis style.
"I'm the King of rock n' roll, baby!"
*Baby...he called me baby...he must be hammered!* Bulma started to laugh uncontrollably.
"Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!! Vegeta Presley! Hahahahaha!"
"What are you laughin' for, darlin'?"
"Heeeeeeeheeheeeheeeee!" By this time Bulma was in hysterics, and Yamucha was laughing his
ass off outside the window.
"I'll show you who's funny." said a very drunken yet determined Vegeta.
"Hahahaha...what the-put me down! Vegeta!"
"Who's this Vegeta fella? Now woman, bow to the King of rock n' roll!!"
"Put me down!" Bulma started shrieking at the top of her lungs...but her parents had already
gone out, and Vegeta was still much stronger than she was. Yamucha watched in horror as
Vegeta carried Bulma upstairs. He ran around to the front door, only to be knocked
unconscious.
"That's for hitting me in the head with a cork!" yelled an angry Puar.
~*~*~*~
"LET ME GO YOU STUPID SAIYAN!!"
"Just who are these saiyan dudes?" Vegeta carried Bulma into the master bedroom, and it
became clear what Vegeta, or rather, Elvis, wanted.
*Oh shit. And here I am without any protection. Just great. Oh well, if I get pregnant I can blame
it all on him. He had better be a good lay.*
**************************Because I have rated this story PG13, I can't go into great
detail about the sex. To sum this part up, Bulma actually found it way better than
anything she had ever done before in her entire sex life, and Vegeta fell right
asleep after screwing her.****************************************************
What's going to happen once Vegeta recovers from this horrible drunken
mess? Will he scream like a girl? Is Yamucha ever going to wake up from being clobbered
by Puar? What is Bulma going to say to Vegeta? You'll have to wait until the next chapter.
Reviews...please! They're great. Have a good day!