Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Family Vacation ❯ Girls rule...Boys drool... ( Chapter 3 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Title: Family Vacation



Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z—although I really, really wish I did—but I don’t own said shows or any other Manga I may write about and am not making any profit from this Fiction… So now you know I don’t own a damn thing—DON’T SUE my ass!!! Thank you and Enjoy. Oh and by the way I do own Sujin and Ryun.



Rating: X for language and strong sexual content OOC



Pair: G/CC, V/B, G/M, T/P, K/18, G/B, T/M


Summary: The pranking begins now…





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L ast time:



“We’re home bitches!” Goten shouted, after shutting the door.






“I-I-I gotta go babe…I’ll call you later.” she then hung up before Goten could say anything else embarressing. Pan jumped to her feet then smiled nicely, “Hello uncle.”



Goten looked at her suspiciously. “What the hell got into you?”







Pan continued to smile then said, “We found some interesting things in your room.”







His eyes widened then he shouted, “You invaded my privacy? What did you touch?!”




“Just as I found out yesturday—there is no privacy in this cabin! And we only grabbed what was ours—but believe me there will be retribution Goten—believe that.”






“I’m not scared of you!” Goten shouted back, then smiled, looking down at his catch of the day. He knew just where to put it.




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======= ========================Later that night: The Teen Cabin…=============================




All day Goten and Trunks had been plaguing Pan, from the filthy bait on her pillow to dipping her toothbrush in the fucking fishbowl. Now this… This being trapped in the bathroom doorway. Pan looked around the corner of the hall, making sure no one was around to see her like this. Oh yeah, back to this—someone had decided to snatch her clothes while she was in the shower, leaving her in nothing but a towel and her fluffy slippers. She seriously hated this vacation! She couldn’t wait until Bulma found the boys their own damn cabin! She should call her and see how that was going. She hurried down the hall to her room and turned the knob to find that it was locked, “Damn it!!”







“Hey Pan!” Pan turned to find Trunks with his camera phone grinning like a fool, “Say cheese!”








“TRUNKS 212;I’m going to kill you!” she yelled, still trying to get the door open. “I really am!”






Trunks laughed, then taunted, “As if you could!”




She glared at him then replied, “I promise you—I’ll get you back!”






“Yeah right…”




She gave a frustrated sigh then took the door off it’s hinges and went in her room. After she was dressed approprietely she then fixed the door she had to break. They were so going to get it. Pan then saw that she had some messages, so she had checked them. Sujin had called twice to check on her, her friends three times to brag and one from her mom. She decided to call her back. “Mom?”





“Pan? How are you?”





“I’m fine…” she said through gritted teeth, she didn’t want to lie to her mother but she also didn’t want her worried either. If she had cause to worry then she would treat her like a baby again—hell it was a miracle that she let her be here by herself instead of being cooped up with them. “It’s actually really cool…”






She paused then said, “I just wanted to check on you and see how you’re doing. It feels like we’re an entire ocean away instead of being on the same island.”






She began fixing her door, “I just wanted to give you guys privacy…”




“We didn’t need that much privacy…” Pan could literally hear the smile in her voice. “I need to see you…when can you make your way over here?”



“Um, in a few days…maybe…” she said once finished with the door. The boys were seriously going to get it.






“What are you doing that has you so busy?”




Planning revenge, she thought as she paused. “Um…I’m going shopping tomorrow, then we’re going to the beach…”




“And in all that you can’t fit in seeing your parents?”





Pan sighed, “Mom…I spent all of my life with you guys…I need some space. I promise I’ll see you in a few days.”




Videl sighed then said, “Alright—I’ll take it. Oh wait Bulma and Vegeta are hosting breakfast tomorrow morning—be sure to be there. Don’t worry—your grandmother and I are cooking.”






“Good. Alright, I love you mom…”



“I love you too. Goodnight baby.”





“Goodnight…” she then hung up with a sigh, leaning against the door. Pan then dailed Sujin’s number and waited until he picked up. “Sujin? How are you?”





“I’m okay—I’m actually glad you called…we need to talk.”



Pan smiled then said, “About?”






“About us…listen some guy answered your phone when I called a ten minutes ago and said you’re living with him. Is that true?”



Pan’s eyes widened, then said with a calm she did not feel, “Really? I’m living with two other girls and temperarily with my uncle and his friend. Very temperarily.”





She could hear his sigh of relief then he asked, “So…you’re not seeing him?”



“No I’m not…Listen…how would you feel if you could come to Havana Island?”





“I would be ecstatic…but I don’t see how…”



“A family friend can hook you up if I ask her to. So would you? Would you like to come here?”






“Yes I would…but I can’t…I have things—”



Pan was disappointed but said, “Don’t worry about it…I’ll talk to you later.”






“Okay…I miss you.”



She smiled then said, “I miss you too. I gotta go…Alright bye…” She then hung up and got into bed, a plan already forming in her mind.




============================The next morning: Bulma and Vegeta’s cabin…=========================





Pan was in the kitchen helping her mother and grandmother cook, she was on drinks detail since they had done everything else. Grandma was used to cooking a feast for everyone so she did most of the work while her mother did a few dishes. While fixing everyones drink she had an inspired idea and called Burma in to let her in on the most brilliant plan she had come up with so far. Burma sauntered in then leaned over toward Pan and whispered, “I hope you didn’t call me in here to help with the plates.”





“No, nothing like that. Does your mom have any Ora-gel?”




“She actually invented a tooth-ache remedy much stronger than ora-gel—why you have a bad tooth ache?”






Pan then smiled, “Not really I have a plan…”




“What plan is that?”






“A plan to get the boys back—this is part one—”




Chi-chi turned then said, “Pan fix the drinks…no time for socializing.”






“Ok grandma…” she then turned to Burma, “Go get it.”




“Be back in a jiffy…” she then ran from the room and twelve minutes later she came back with a small tube.






Pan grinned then took the tube and squeezed a few dollops on her fingertips then laced two glasses with the medicine. She then took the glasses filled with orange juice to the honored guests. She smiled brightly, “Here you go…”




“Did you spit in it?” Goten asked, looking in the glass.






“I didn’t—besides mom and grandma are in there with me. They would have surely caught me spitting in your drinks.”




“So you thought about it?”





“I’m not going to dignify that with an answer.” she then walked away to get more drinks for everyone. Videl and Chi-chi brought the food and fixed plates, giving everyone healthy helpings. Once done with her part Pan sat down next to Burma and Marron and watched the table closely. Then the moment she had been waiting for happened—the boys took a sip of their drinks, then another and another until all of it was empty. “Want some more?” she asked, silently wondering if she needed to put more on the glasses.



“Yeah, that’ll be good.” Trunks mumbled, then frowned as if confused.





“You too Uncle?” she said as she got to her feet.




“Uh, yeah…” he said, surprised to find he was sounding a little off.






Burma almost snickered but contained it with a smile. “I’ll help you…” she said as she took Trunks glass, along with Gotens.




“Cool, c’mon…” they then disappeared into the kitchen. They both giggled a little then Pan paused and said, “They’re mumbling like idiots…but maybe we should put a little more on their glasses.”







“Good idea…” she said as she smeared another drop on their glasses, then poured the drinks.




They came back with their drinks, a smile on both of their faces. Burma gave Goten his, and Pan gave Trunks his. They both sat down in their seats and began eating again, but keeping an eye on the two boys. Then it happened, a long string of drool escaped both boys mouths as they talked to each other. They both looked horrified then closed their extremely numbed mouths but more dribbled out, causing them to swing their heads toward the girls—also causing them to swing saliva all over the table. The expressions on everyones face was classic. Goku looked mad—because some got in what was left of his food and in the bowls of food spread out on the table—therefore he had no hope of getting seconds. Vegeta looked both pissed and disgusted, Bulma looked disgraced, Chi-chi was horrified by the whole thing, Videl and Gohan were gagging in response. The girls wanted to laugh outright but held it in for the time being.




“I think I’m going to be sick—stop drooling everywhere guys!” Krillin shouted while retching, covering his plate.






“We’re trying—” he then stopped, drool was spreading everywhere in his plate.




“It’s not like we want to be like this—” Trunks stopped because some spittal flew into Vegeta’s face. Vegeta looked at his son and grew enraged, wiping the spit off his face. It was the most disrespect the youth ever showed him. It didn’t matter that it was accidental or not. “Dad—I’m so sorry—”






“STOP. SPEAKING!” He growled, he then turned and said, “We will settle this out in the forest—do you hear me?!”





Trunks nodded then said, “Yes sir—” he then turned beet red as spit landed in Marrons hair. She squealed then got napkins to wipe it away, she muttered a lot of curse words directed at him while wiping furiously.






Videl looked beyond disgusted, “Cover your mouths for godsakes!”




“Goten I taught you better than this!” Chi-chi shouted, her face red with anger.







“YOU DID THIS TO US!” Goten accused, pointing at both Pan and Burma.






Pan put on a face of innocence then stated, “We didn’t do anything to you—all we did was fix your drinks. You’re the ones with the drooling problem. Accept responsiblity and walk-out—your grossing everybody out!”




Marron gagged, saying, “I’m about to lose what little I had of my breakfast—please get out of here!”






“We’ll get you back for this—I promise you!” Goten swore as they beelined for the door.



Videl then turned to her daughter and said, “Did you have anything to do with this fiasco?”






Pan shook her head then said, “No ma’am…they just turned into drooling beasts for no reason.”



“Burma…did you have anything to do with this?” Bulma asked, looking at her daughter with a sterness she had never shown before today—at least not toward her.





“No mom…I had nothing to do with that…”





Seeming to be satisfied with their answers Bulma replied, “Alright, you girls can go…”



They nodded then left the cabin. They waited until they were well away from there when they burst into laughter. “OMG that was priceless!!!”





“I wish I had a camera—” Burma exclaimed, laughing hard. Just as she was about to say something else she bumped into the hard wet wall of Gotens chest.




“Hardy-Har-har!” Goten snarled, still cupping his hand to his mouth so more drool wouldn’t waste on his shirt. “Nice one you pulled this morning girls…”




Pan crossed her arms over her chest then said, “Again we did nothing…”





Trunks glared at her then snapped, “Like hell you didn’t! You drugged us—”







“I didn't—”




He poked her chest then said through gritted teeth, “And now thanks to you—my father wants to kill me!”






Pan glared at him then said, “Ok drooly-Ma'Gee—you need to stop poking my chest!”




“Oh yeah? What are you going to do?!”






Pan narrowed her eyes when he did it again, “Okay...” she then punched him hard in his gut, making him double over. “I warned you Trunks...that was for answering my phone, taking my stuff and getting on my last nerve for the last few days!”






“And there's plenty of that where that came from—trust me!”




Pan stepped to him then replied, “Do you have a death wish? Because if you do I can make your wish come true.”





“If you want to make my wish come true—then go to hell.”






She chuckled then replied, “I'll meet you there—”




Burma stepped between the two then said, “Ok guys—defuse before you say something you don't mean.”






“Alright...I'm going in my room.” Pan replied, then turned and left.




“Why do you always bother us Trunks? We didn't do anything to you.”






Trunks rolled his eyes then replied, “How about what happened today?”



“What happened today was retaliation. I'm going to go check on her.”






“Yeah go check on the demon child.”




Burma rolled her eyes then walked away muttering, “Hopeless...”







Burma walked down the hall and into Pan's room only to see that Pan was holding her sides, laughing hysterically, “What's going on?”






Pan grinned, “Well...suddenly I want to play a game. With the boys.”




Burma frowned then asked, “What kind of game?”




“Truth or Dare.”






“When are we going to play?”






Pan thought for a moment then said, “Not tonight...but soon.”






============================ The next morning: At the Teen cabin…=========================







Marron, Burma and Pan sat at the kitchen table discussing something when the boys came in. Goten and Trunks didn't know why but they didn't like the look on all three girls faces. They grabbed a cup of coffee, sniffing it first of course then sipped, cringing instantly—waiting a beat for some effects or other take over. Once they knew for sure that nothing would happen they drank. Trunks looked at Marron, his eyes landing on her exposed clevage in her lavender negligee, her smooth creamy skin delightfully exposed. He quickly covered his tracks by drinking from his cup again.



The girls looked at the guys with unblinking attention, as if willing them to say something.



“WHAT?!” Trunks finally asked.






Marron spoke up first, a blush high on her cheeks, “Well...the girls and I were wondering if you guys would take us to the shopping center...so will you?”





“Will we what?!” Goten asked, cluelessly.




Pan rolled her eyes then said, “Will you take us to the mall, numbnuts.”






Marron elbowed her in the side then said, “Be nice. We're asking a major favor from them—it won't kill you to not be mean.”




“Yeah—she's right, you know.” Trunks said with a wink and a smirk aimed at Marron. She blushed in response and then returned it with a grin.




“Will you take us or not?” Pan demanded hotly, noticing the way the two eyed each other. She refused to believe that she was even remotely jealous.






Trunks leaned forward on his elbows then answered, “No.”





“Ok—what the fuck?!” Pan demanded, extremely pissed.




Goten chuckled, “Look we need our time for other endeavors.”




Pan leaned forward then replied sternly, “You're taking us...”




“I bet you I won't.”





Pan looked at him with determination, “I bet you, you will.”





An hour later Trunks had his feet up on the couch watching some extreme sports tournament when he saw Goten scooping up the keys from the coffee table. “What are you doing?”




Goten sighed then admitted, “As you know the girls wanna go shopping—they're making me drive.”




“You caved?!”




He sighed then answered, “I had no choice—it was either get my ears yaked off or do what they said. I chose to do what they said. You can come with—”





Trunks eyes bulged then explained, “Have you seen Burma shop? You'll need all the room you can get!”




The girls marched in then Pan—the leader—said sassily, “We're ready to go.”






“C'mon man I'm going to need help carrying their bags and shit—”




Trunks sighed then said, “Look my hands are tied—”




“Get off your lazy ass and come with!” Burma replied.






Pan then let out a fustrated sigh then said, “You know what—give me the keys. I'll take us.”






“No way—it's too dangerous and you don't know the area.”




Burma shook her head then replied, “She's letting you off the hook. You obviously don't want to take us so she's going to.”




Goten rolled his eyes then replied, “What guy—excuse me—what straight guy—looks forward to shopping?”




“When they're shopping for porn.” Pan replied simply. The girls laughed in response.





Trunks choked on his laughter, “We're going with you alright. Calm down.”




“Why should I?”




Burma leaned and whispered to her, “Girl—we won. Calm it down.”




Trunks laughed some more then said, “You're just spoiling for a fight right now, Pan and you don't even realize it.”





“WHAT?!” Pan exclaimed, her hands clenched in anger. “Ok asshole—”




Goten rolled his eyes then replied, “He just told you we were going with you and you still have an attitude.”






Trunks then turned toward her then said, “We'll take you on one condition though—”




Pan exhaled then said, “What's that?”




“We go to the beach afterward.”






Burma gasped then said, “Deal.”






“Deal!” Marron said with exuberance.




“No deal.”




“Oh c'mon Pan—it's the beach! On a tropical island!” Burma said with an excited smile on her face.





Trunks crossed his arms over his massive chest, a smirk on his face. “Not that it matters anyway—majority rules. Four out of five—looks like you lose Pan.”




      &nb sp;                         &nb sp;                         &nb sp;                         &nb sp;                         &nb sp;                         &nb sp;                         &nb sp;                         &nb sp;                         &nb sp;                         &nb sp;                         &nb sp;               “Fine whatever.”



Thirty minutes later they were on the road, looking at the scenery passby and some cuties walking on the sidewalks, chatting happily, “Hey, baby!” Goten shouted with a cat-call.




The girl smiled brightly then waved after him, Bra rolled her eyes, “Oh give me a break!”




“I have to feel like a man on this voyage.” Goten said with a grin as he continued driving. Then he saw a particularly pretty girl then said, “Oh man...I really think I'm going to love it here.”





Trunks grinned then said, “I know that's right.”






“Pigs...” Burma replied, but then broke off seeing more than a few muscle-bound gorgeous men loitered around. “Ooh la la!”






“Tell me about it...” Pan said in a dazed tone.




Twenty minutes later they were in the parking lot of the shopping center. The girls hopped out, looking fairly excited while the guys wanted nothing more than to be anywhere but here. “This is going to be hell.” Trunks said as they walked hesitantly behind the girls who were chatting incessantly.




“No kidding...”






Pan halted all of a sudden then acted completely out of character and smoothed her hair, her clothes. The reason why was standing at the entrance talking and laughing. There was a bunch of guys—who were completely gorgeous—were staring at the girls like they were their last meals. The girls blushed in response then continued walking on.





“Hey ma, c'mere for a second.” a guy sitting on the wall said with a beguiling grin.






Pan smiled then made her way over and said, “Whatsup pa.”





“How you ladies doing this fine day?”






Burma blushed at how gorgeous the guys were here, then replied with sure confidence, “We're doing great.”




“That's great. What are you ladies doing tonight?”







“Nothing...why you ask?” Pan said, intrigue written all over her face.




“Well, there's this party and the guys and I would like to see you girls there.”





Pan smirked then stated teasingly, “We don't even know you.”




He smiled charmingly then replied, “Come to the party and get to know me.”






Pan sighed then said, “Alright—I might take you up on that.”




“I hope you do.” he then passed her a folded peice of paper in her hand.







All of a sudden Goten and Trunks were there glaring at the guys they were getting aquintance. “Back off—they're off limits!”







“What the hell?!” Pan said Trunks stepped in front of both her and the-guy-of-her-fantasies.




“C'mon!” he snapped, still glaring at the guys. He didn't give her time to argue, just dragged her away from them .




“What the hell were you girls doing?!” he snapped as he walked in a fast pace that the girls could barely keep—well partly because they didn't want to keep up.



“OMG I can't believe you did that Trunks.” Burma complained as they were dragged away from the most luscious guys she had ever set guys on.






“Flirting—what do you think we were doing?!” Pan snapped, pissed that they would dare embarress them that way.







Trunks, seething mad, snapped, “You're not here to flirt—you're here to shop!”




“You are not to see those boys again—you hear me?!” Goten said with a snarl, his easy-going nature far from him.





“You're not my father—you don't get to tell me what to do!” Burma said huffily.





Goten looked at them then said, “You're seriously pushing me—do you girls really want your dads to find out about this—because I'm not above telling them...”





“Ooh you're going to pay for this!” Pan seethingly vowed, eyeing them both like she could kill them. But she kept quiet. Instead she saw a lingerie store and she smiled, “Let's go there!”




Trunks looked at her then asked, “Where?”






Pan gleefully pointed at the store called Sweet Nothings and said, “There...”






“No way—” Goten said, his face flushing crimson.





“Yes, way. I need some lingerie—” Pan began but then the boys heads snapped in her direction. “What?!”





“What the fuck do you need lingerie for?” Goten asked, his face turning to a look of rage, obviously going into fierce protection mode.






“That's my business...” she said as she marched into the store.





The boys looked at one another as the girls walked into the shop, knowing it was going to be complete torture. “This is really going to be hell.”






“Worse than hell...” Goten said as they followed the girls into the trendy store. They were really conviced when they saw the girls go into three different directions. Trunks went after Marron while Goten went after Bra. They hadn't bothered to go after Pan—again judging her to be the same Tomboy she had been for so many years.





“Can't you keep up?!” Pan laughed at Burma who was behind in the gathering department. “I thought you were a pro Burma,” she teased as they went from rack to rack in a really fast pace, picking up silk panties, thong panties, lace panties, cut-out panties—all kinds of panties. Then there were the bra's: sexy demi bras, lace bras, sheer bras, push-up bras. And then there were the teddies; sheer teddies, leather teddies, lace teddies, baby-doll teddies, the really sexy peek-a-boo teddies. She practically bought the entire store. Those were for her. But then there were also some items that were really big—much too big for her. She smirked, part of Operation: Payback.




“Are we done here?” Goten whined, looking at all the women he could look at but could never touch. It was beyond torture. He then saw a girl who walked out the dressing room in a really sexy red sheer-lace teddy that showcased her body to perfection. His erection was trying to make itself known, so he had to think of something that would really diminish all sexual thoughts—his parents having sex in the hottub at home. He shuddered at the memory—he had been eleven at the time and he had to say that seeing his mother naked with her legs over his father's powerful shoulders was not what he was expecting that day. “Please say we're do—” he broke off once seeing Burma prance out in a racy lace and leather number that undid all the work he had done mentally. “Damn it—does it ever end?!”






Burma sauntered over then said, “No, not really...”



“You heard me?”




“You practically shouted—I doubt anybody missed it.”




He sighed then replied as he raked a hand over his face warily, “Fuck—I'm just tired and ready to go.”




“Well we got a few more things to pick up here and then we're going down to the Body Shoppe and pick up some fragrances and other things...then we're going to have to go to—”




“Enough! You're making me tired just listening to you.”





She smiled then pressed a kiss to his cheek and said, “Thanks for being a good sport about this...and for not sporting wood when you saw all these ladies half naked.”




After four hours of nonstop shopping the guys were exhausted and wanted to rest for a bit before going to the beach. Trunks went to sleep instantly while Goten helped the girls with their purchases. He smiled finding it ironic that he was working on his vacation. Goten carried his tired body to his room then collasped on his bed. He wondered if the girls had anything else on their devious minds. That was the last thought as he slipped into oblivion. Two extremely short hours passed before he was jolted awake by a persistant blue haired girl with a big smile on her beautiful face.



“Come on time to go...”




“Where to now?” he asked groggily, as he sat up while rubbing his eyes.




“The beach silly! Remember?”






Goten peered over at the clock and saw that it was about four in the afternoon and nodded, “Alright...give me a few minutes alright?”




“Sure...oh I can't wait until we get on the beach!” Burma said with an excited squeal as she exited the room. Goten groaned then fell back on the bed, looking at the ceiling. After changing into his swimming shorts he grabbed a towel and raced out the door to the jeep to find everyone there waiting for him. “Took you long enough, Goten!” she shouted as he climbed into the vehicle.





“Sorry...alright let's go...” he said as he settled in his seat which was right beside Burma—who was in a stylish wrap dress and smellt amazing, a mix of floral and some warm fragrance that drove him nuts.





The sun was brutal and unmerciful, sweltering heat oppressed the air while everybody tried to keep cool by either swimming or staying in their villas and cabins or houses under the air conditioner. All the grown ups stayed in—no doubt having sex—but they were about to have some fun in the sun. They finally made it to the beach, the girls filed out, getting their towels and bags while Trunks and Goten were unloading the cooler and umbrellas the girls insisted on bringing. When they found a suitable spot the girls started stripping—literally. Goten's mouth gaped open at the sight of Burma wearing a hot pink bikini that revealed more than concealed—leaving little to the imagination, showing off her lithe figure.







“Holy fuck...” he murmured while watching her smooth on sunscreen.





Trunks was having the same reaction. Seeing Marron in her cherry red poka-dot bikini, showing off her tight curvy body while Pan wore a really tiny black and gold chain-link bikini that showed off her curves as well as her luminous skin. He felt a little guilty for eyeing both girls. One being Krillin's daughter the other was like his sister—well not his sister, but his best friends neice. And since when did he eye Pan—Marron was the one who held his interest. She was the one he wanted to hook up with since they were kids. Not Pan...never her.



Pan looked up and blushed at the sight of Trunks standing ther looking oddly sexy and so hot shirtless, revealing his multiple muscles on his arms and torso. She had to fan herself, feeling a little pulse between her thighs as he moved closer. He looked a lot like his dad—only sexier. His lavender hair was tied back in a ponytail, and he wore that smirk—the kind Vegeta always has when he was about to get what he wanted. Marron was looking equally hard, and also had to fan herself. Marron had always wanted Trunks—had always wanted to tell him how she felt but never had the guts to do so.




“We were just about to head into the water. Wanna join?” Pan said aiming the question at the boys.






Trunks shrugged then replied, “Yeah...sure...”






“Beat you there!” she then ran, laughing exuberantly.




He chuckled then took off after her, “Cheaters never win!!!”




Marron sighed then ran after them, “Why didn't anyone say we were racing!”




They were all laughing exuberantly as they reached the shore. Pan was barely out of breath as she looked at her other competitors. “Not bad—not bad at all. For second place.” Pan taunted, smirking, her onyx eyes sparkling.




“Second? Excuse me I came in first! You were second.”






Pan waved that off then said, “Uh-no I was first.”




“Like hell!” Trunks said stubbornly, glaring down at her, his blue eyes locking on hers.





Pan met his eyes head-on then said, “Ladies are always first.”





“And losers are always last—and you lost.” he said evenly.




“You both tied. So shut up.” Marron shouted, feeling jealous that he would disregard her.




They both looked toward her, giving her the attention she had so wanted and then wished she didn't receive when they both snapped, “Stay out of this!”






Trunks then turned back to Pan, staring down at her, trying to intimidate her. “What makes you think you won?” he asked, adreniline still pumping through his veins, trying to ignore just how good she looked in that damn skimpy bikini of hers.





“Because I did.”







“”





“”





Burma saw that Goten had found a harem of girls who were looking quite infatuated with him. But he was paying attention to only one girl; a stunning brunette with light golden eyes and glowing golden skin. She pouted, huffing slightly, totally jealous of the girl for snaring his attention so thoroughly. The thought of Goten with one of those...wenches made her teeth hurt from clenching them. He's suppossed to be mine! she thought possessively. She had no idea she felt this way about him but she found herself walking toward them.






“So...are you going to introduce me to your little friend Goten?” Burma said as she eyed the girl Goten was presently talking with—the golden-cat eyed girl.





“Oh! Burma this is Kandi, Kandi this is my friend Burma...”







Burma arched a brow at the tone as he said friend. And then the girl gave her a particular nasty look then replied, “What kind of name is Burma?”





Oh Kandi got claws! she thought, then replied, “I don't know. What kind of name is Kandi? Oh wait, I know, a broke-down stripper!”






“Burma!” Goten snarled then turned toward the skank and said, “I'm really sorry about my friend...she's acting very bitchy—”







Bitchy?! I'll show you bitchy! she thought, silently fuming. “You know he's totally into guys right? Trust me...I've known him my whole life and I've never seen him with a girl.”







“Of course you have—”





“No I honestly haven't. He has every reason to lie to you...for one to prove to his parents that he's not indeed gay and can pull in a girl...but trust me—he's very gay. In fact there's his partner right over there...he's the one with the lavender hair!” she said pointing toward Trunks.







Kandi gave him a particular look then walked away, taking that overwhelming perfume with her. Goten looked toward her then said, “Burma what the hell?!”




Burma gave her a defiant look then replied, “What?”







He glared down at her, his grip on her arm tight. “What's wrong with you?!”




Burma scoffed, “Me? I didn't start it!”






“Why did you tell the one girl I like here that I'm gay?!”





Burma glared at him then said, “Serves you right! You called me a bitch—so I acted like a bitch.”







“Damn it Burma—why do you have to be so damn frustrating?!”




“So you were trying to get with her?”





Goten raked a hand over his spiky black hair then said, “That's none of your business—but if you must know yeah I was but you single-handedly ruined that.”




“I'm sorry Goten I didn't know you had a thing for trashy skanks. But if you really want to talk to her—go ahead and catch something from her! I'm sure she's loaded with diseases!”







Goten crossed his arms over his impressive chest—a chest that was really drool-worthy—and growled, “Really?! Like you're any better—you didn't know that guy from this morning.”




“No I didn't. Because you didn't allow me to try to get to know him.”





“I was protecting you! While you were just trying to get back at me—” he then chuckled, “You know what—let's just go our separate ways...”







“Sounds like a plan to me.” she said as she glared at him. They then went in separate directions--Goten to the right, where the girls were waiting--and Burma to the left where Pan was arguing with Trunks.



After their argument Goten and Trunks stayed close to one another the rest of the day, Marron tagging along with them--as usual. leaving Burma and Pan to themselves. Burma and Pan only appeared when they would each send the other to tell the boys something--then sfter saying what they had to say they would each glare pointedly at the guy they were furious at then leave. As she walked away Goten watched her retreating and sighed. He hated that he lied to her about liking Kandi--which he did but not the way she thought--and that she was angry because of it--but he knew it was all for the best. That was until he saw her and Pan hanging around some muscle-bound idiots. He literally saw red at the sight of Burma flirting with some...pretty boy asshole.



Goten nudged Trunks then said, “Hey Trunks--look what the girls are doing now.”






“What the fuck--”



Kandi looked at Goten then said, “What are you focused on them for?”



“See that girl with the black and gold bikini? .”




Kandi tossed her hair over her shoulder then replied, “Yeah.”




“She's my neice and I'm in charge of watching out for her.”




“Well looks to me that she doesn't want to be protected.”






Goten glared in their direction, Pan laughing at something the guy had said to her while Burma was busy being spun around by another, her laugh light and sexy floated to his ears. “She doesn't know what she wants--nor what's good for her,” he knew he wasn't really talking about Pan--no, he was talking about the irritatingly frustrating Burma Briefs.



“I'm sorry--I'm a free spirit--if I were in their shoes...I would do everything in my power to fight against you and your overprotective ways--”





Trunks looked toward her, then snapped, “Excuse me--who asked you?!”







“I'm just giving my oppinion.”




Goten then turned to Trunks and asked, “Ok...what do we do?”






“What do you do--you leave them alone, that's what you do. Let them flirt and have fun.”




“Again--who asked you?!”






“Kandi's right...they're having fun right now and if you disrupt them again then you're inviting a battle you can't win.” Marron said, not really wanting Trunks to go fend off another suitor for Pan and Burma. She wanted him all to herself.




Trunks turned to her and said, “Marron--that's my sister...and my best friends neice. I have to look out for them.”





“Let me ask you something--did they ask you to? Did they say Trunks--I need you to look out for me? They're both very strong girls--they can handle themselves. You and Goten need to see that and stop chasing off every guy they talk to.”




“You don't understand...”  he said as he rushed over to where the girls were.






Meanwhile the girls were having a blast with Bi and Liu, both insanely cute and single--just how they liked their men. “You ready to go in?” Bi asked Pan as he lifted her in his arms.




“No--no!!! AHHH!!!” she screamed--well it wasn't technically a scream. It more like a scream/squeal. He then tossed her in the cold water from the peer and then jumped in himself. Liu and Burma jumped in as well, holding hands and laughing. They all swam together, playing and joking around, talking in between the two. Liu playfully ducked Burma down in the water, and she arose, laughing. All was perfect--until Trunks and Goten showed up, hands on their hips, faces drawn in displeasure. The girls sighed sufferingly, still swimming but their good mood had miraculously disappered.




“Oh my God--what now?!” Burma said as she glared up at them. “I thought we decided to be separated.”







“That was until you started acting like you have no sense.”




“Ok...go and spend time with Marron and Kandi--was it?”






“Kandi's here?!” Bi said as he got out the water, “Oh my God--she's legendary around these parts!”







“For what?”




“She's insanely hot for one and plus--she's an excellent dancer.” Liu said with a dreamy smile.






Burma shook her head then asked, “By dancer you mean stripper?”




“Oh yeah...she's the best,”







Pan then looked at Burma and said mockingly, “She's the best...” she then turned to the guys and said, “Why don't you guys go over there and say hello?”






“Hell yeah...let's go man!” Liu said as he and Bi got out and ran toward Kandi who then took both boys hands and left.




Burma shook her head at the sight then said, “A stripper and a ho--you sure know how to pick em Goten.”







“Shut up Burma--besides she's a free-spirit.”




“Which means she's a hippie ho.” she then sighed and said, “All of a sudden I just want to go back to the cabin...”




“We can still have a good time. Together.” Trunks said with a small smile.







“Fine...” Pan said as she began swimming again. She then shouted, “Marron bring your ass in here!!!”






Marron then ran toward them, seeing that once again Trunks had managed to get close to Pan--again. “What happened with the guys that were with you?”




“They were morons!” Pan said as she swam in the backstroke. “You were busy reading while they were picking up Goten's lady-love Miss Kandi...now enough with that--get in here!”



Marron shrugged then jumped in, “Alright...I'm in. Now wha--” she then sputtered because Burma splashed her face. “Ugh! Why did you--ahh!!!” she said after she splashed her again. “That's it!!!” she then splashed her back, laughing as she did so. Pan then jumped in, splashing both Burma and Marron, laughing as they turned their focus on her.





“Alright--now you're in for it!” Pan exclaimed then doubled her efforts. The boys then joined in as well--all were splashing each other almost drowning each other in their effort. “Enough--I give!” Marron said, as she gasped for air.






“And team GT wins!” Goten whooped as he swam circles around them.



Pan's stomach then rumbled and she had to mutter, “Oooh I'm hungry...”





“Let's get lunch then...”





“Good idea...” Pan said as she swam closer to the shore, then she, Marron, Burma and Goten got out of the water and went to where their cooler and blankets were and dug out their sandwiches and sodas.  Pan dug into her sandwich with gusto, sighing with pleasure.



Trunks watched with utter fascination as Pan walked out of the blue-green water, the bikini clinging to her body like a second skin, seeing how hard her sweet nipples were, saw the bottoms get swallowed up by her cheeks, her ass bare to his gaze. He hid a groan with a cough, thanking God he was deep in the cold water, his libido cooling as instantly as it began. He went bak to swimming only this time at a more grueling pace--trying desperately to abolish his desire and the image of her in that damn insanely sexy bikini...





Marron who hadn't eaten anything jumped back into the water and swam to Trunks...only he raced away everytime she got close enough. She frowned then tried again only this time he ducked under the water, swimming under her without her knowledge then suddenly she was yanked under.



When they surfaced again, they were both laughing. “Why'd you get back in Marron?”




She pushed her soaked hair back, the usual golden strands now dark honey gold. “Well honestly I came to get you. You have to be starving after all this swimming.”




He sighed then said, “Actually I'm not...I just want to chill for a bit. What about you? Aren't you hungry?”




She blushed then replied, “Not really...at least not for food.”




Trunks eyes locked in on hers then he asked, “Well what are you hungry for?”




“That I can't tell you...” she said mysteriously, then swam toward the shore. After frolicking at the beach a little more they drove back to the cabin. Twenty minutes later the girls exited the car, their sarongs wet and clinging to them as they sashayed up the stairs, the guys right behind them, silently admiring them.




It was now nightfall and everyone was attending to their own business when Burma snuck out with a pack of cigerettes and a lighter in her hand. She knew she should quit but sometimes she needed them--like now. It was her way of subsituting sex. She lit up and inhaled the smoke, then slowly exhaled through her nose, sending smoke through each nostral. She did the process again and again until she lost the urge to jump the nearest guy--which was Goten. God he was such a fine specimen...Then all of a sudden there he was beside her, looking extremely luscious.







“Buuuurpppp, damn, excuse me.” Goten replied, not really sorry.





And then he ruined her romantic musings by belching. Burma just dropped her mouth at Goten, not believing the beast that had just escaped his mouth. Waving her hand in front of her nose, she moved down the steps and took another long drag. “Oh God you're disgusting!” She laughed at him again before flicking her half smoked cigarette out into the yard. Walking back up the stairs she walked past him, opening the screen door and holding it open for him. They both walked back inside and she waited for him to move from the door so she could close and lock it.






“Since when did you smoke?” he asked, as she locked the door back.





Burma paused then replied, “Since I was like fourteen. I found some smokes in my dad's drawer...I took a few and then I was hooked. Now I only smoked when...well never mind.”






“When what?”




She shook her head, “Nothing...”




“Pretty please?”






Burma then smiled and said, “No, there's some secrets that can't be told. Goodnight.”




He chuckled then said, “I'm going to find out eventually.”




“No, you're really not...” she then went into her room and closed the door. An hour later just as she was about to get ready for bed Pan came knocking on her door.





“Psst Burma...”




“Yeah?”


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“It's time...they're all asleep...”





Burma looked at her best friend then asked, “Time? Time for what?”






“A little revenge...” The girls then went into the boys rooms--both were strong enough to lift a train--therefore they lifted them with ease. Pan was still amazed that they were still sleep after their work was done. “Don't they look pretty?” Pan whispered to her as she took photos of the guys.




“Yeah they do...”





The next morning Trunks awoke with some greasy shit on his lips and the feeling that he was wearing something strange. He looked down and saw that not only was what he was wearing strange--it was revolting! He wore a tight light blue nightie that clung unflatteringly to his body. He shuddered and ripped the thing off, then rose from the bed to look into the mirror and saw that he indeed was wearing greasy lip gloss--but not only that, he was wearing eyeshadow, eyeliner and some blush on his cheeks. He cursed vividly and vilely then shouted, “PAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!”





The girls then looked at each other then snickered when they heard, “PAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!” and then they heard,  “PAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!! BUUUURRRRRRRMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!”




“ Wait until they find out about the pictures...” she snickered, as she fixed some corn flakes. “They're going to blow a gasket.”







“They sure are...” Burma then laughed, at the image of Trunks finding out about the photos they took of them last night. “They sure are...”








===========To Be Continued:




So what did you think of the third installment of Family Vacation? I hope it was something that you thought was a little funny--I'm not really good at comedy I try but my bread and butter is sex. Pure and simple.  So if I'm not doing a good job I'll just try something else. I'm trying not to be all sex all the time but it is hard. Anyway there is a fourth chapter coming up and I really hope that you like this story because I lost everything else but Northern High and One Wild Night (which I'm still stuck on). Anway keep me posted on how you feel about this--if it sucks, um, just be kind. If it rocks...well awesome! Thank you and Goodnight.