Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Freaky Talk ❯ Yamcha interview ( Chapter 1 )
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By: VampireGoddess 
Its an interview with yamcha >_
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Hentai / Drama / Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 06.13.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 566 | Status: Completed
Its an interview with yamcha >_
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Hentai / Drama / Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 06.13.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 566 | Status: Completed
Hey there now! Well, this is just something that I wanted to write....somewhat like an interview
...but its not!! If it turns out to be too much like vegetagoddess' interview things I will gladly
change it because I don't want to copy her hilarious interviews...that wouldn't be very fair
(go read them at her site with other really really great fics and more! ^_^ I recommend them
to anyone who reads this!) Heh, in this bashing I bash the one the only.....YAMCHA......
**shudders and hisses menicingly at the sound of the name**
OK....on with the bashing!!! **battle cry** MMWWAAHAHAHAHAHA!! :[
Yamcha-y VampireGoddess-Vg PrincessBitch(aka a peanutbutter sandwich)-Pb
Fuzzums-Fz Bulma-B Vegeta-V ChicaChicaAngel-Cca
Vg-Good Evening ladys and gentlemen! *whispering-say hello guys*
Cca-*Munching on kix with her mouth open* Wha?*Little kix crumbs fall to the floor*
Fz-HEEWWWWOOO!!!
Pb-...*Muttering*...lick the tooad...lick the tooad..
Vg-Erm...alrighty then...tonight in our demonic chamber we have a little hehehe..."guest"..
Pb-Don't you mean the guy we stole from the LDS( little dicks society)?
Vg-QUIET YOU FOOL!! <_< >_>. the walls have ears.....erm...anyway*looks meningcily at
PrincessBitch who then cowers in the corner wispering I'm gunna get cha now I got cha
next I'm gunna eat cha eat cha eat cha while picking her nose**
Cca-Now now the world is O_O..flan n' pacye and fluufy nutterballs and flllaaan and kix
and flan^_^
Fz-Uh humm....me ams gunna goes getting hims now?
Vg-Yes fuzzums go retreive "it" now...-vein throbbing in forehead-
Pb-Jelly!
VG- >_< Can I speak now!?
Cca- Let her speak damn you!!
Pg-Oh....sorry -_-....Biatch....
Vg- Geesh...ok then fuzzums is getting "it" and will the audience please refraine
from throwing anything at it or trying to mangle it in anyway please.
Fz-Gottz em! ^_^ *puts a gagged yamcha in an eletric chair..*
Vg-Now then...hello yamcha! -mutters- You stupid sack of worthless shit...
Y-What was that?
Vg- Oh nothing nothing.....
Cca-I'm gunna kill you you cheating basturd!!! *karate chops his ass down to dawrf size
~smaller than krillin~*wink wink*
y-Wha..where am I? Who are you? Aagghhh! don't hurt me!
Vg-*Chuckles evily* well I'm VampireGoddess and these are my slaves Fuzzums and
PrincessBitch and this is my friend/stopper of my bad deeds ChicaChicaAngel.
Fz-Heewwoo! *Drools on the floor*
Pb-You will die soon enough foolish mortal....VampireGoddess will Kill you...harm you!!! Harm you!
<_< >_>.......
Cca-*Sniffles* Can't we all just get along?*Thinks*...life is like a box of chocolates you never know what
your gunna get...
Vg- Fuzzums get PrincessBitch out of here...for now..she is annoying the fuck outta me!
Fz-Mmm...kk!! *Drags Princessbitch out of the chamber kicking and screaming*
Vg-Ahem..now then thats all cleared up..we have a few questions for you yamcha..
y-My dick is not even a centimeter long and I get high off of viagra!! Its true sooo true!!
*starts sobbing pathetically into his dirty socks*
Cca-Flan.......^_^ tee hee hee flan is goood food is goood yummy totinoez good for my tummy
ie-bottomless pit
Vg- -_-......ok....um...first question..what do you think of the extremely hott, gorgeous,
powerful, intelligent, handsome,clever, invincible, amazing, did I mention HOTT?...,Vegeta?!!
y- Why does everyone ask me this?...I think he is an asshole with a large dick,
a beautiful ass, a handsome face, that is 10 bajillion times stronger that me,
that is a bad ass (yeah baby), that should not be allowed to live because he,,,he....
stole "my" bulma away! Thats what I think!
Vg-..hm..really..well both bulma and vegeta are backstage ready in a room to beat the
fuck out of you..how does that sound?...
y-Horrible!!
Vg-yes..but they are having a really bad fight and maybe you can get her back..
-coughlikethatwilleverhappencough-
~*~chicachicaangel and vampiregoddess whispering~*~
Cca-yaa riiight..I "believe" that one teee hee hee
Vg-I know right but don't let him know what we are planning to do to him tee hee hee its a hush
hush operation..
Cca-yep hehehe better yep teeheehee
~*~*back to the matter at hand~*~
y- omg this could work...bulma...bulma I love you come to me!! I wont cheat on you with
puar again!! [O.O]
Vg-hm...puar....well lets go to that room and see how much they are still fighting..
**click....tv visual goes on....and bulma and vegeta are shown through it having kinky,hott,
monkey sex (gimme a piece of that mm!)(passionate too!) sex..**
y-omg!! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o
oooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Vg-heh,....I knew they couldn't stay mad at each other in a room alone....with all those toys....n
food....and....stuff....tee hee
Cca-O.o should we be watching this?.......*muttering*icky just plain icky...
Fz- I like cheese!!!!
**meanwhile in that room..vegeta and bulma are oblivious to the people watching them..**
^_^teeheehee(thank kami!)
B-OH..OH..GOD YES !!!!!!!....VE..VE...GE..T..TT..TA!!!
V-OH..BULMA!!!...
B-VEGETA! FASTER.....FASTER OH KAMI YES ,....YES!!!!!!!!OHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
B-OH I LOVE YOU!!......LO...LOVE YOU!
V-I LOVE YOU TOO!! OHHHHH....... I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
(a/n=i'm sure you both do ^_^)
Fz-O.o...the bed go bouncy bouncy bouncy ^_^
Back to the chamber~~*
y-..........I...I...can't believe it...
Pb- What the fuck is there not to believe?! Do you ACTUALLY think even for a second
that bulma would take YOU back when she can, and does, have the Almighty Lord of
Sexiness Prince Vegeta!?
Vg-heh, well from the way those two are going at it..it seems that they have made up
a while ago!^__^ teeheehee
y-Nooo!! Why why??!! Why did I have to cheat on her with puar!! Kami damn it I am
sucha loser!! [got that right] a pathetic lil' excuse for a man I might as well be a drag
queen all day not just at night to meet guys!Ooohh kami!!*sobs like a pussy into his dirty socks*
Vg-Tsk tsk...yes ur are a loser you fucking idiot!!
Cca-Hey..kami loves EVERYONE me...you..mr.popo....flan..everyone.....mr.popo..and..mr.....
.popo.... ....O.o
Vg-Shut up! I don't care! Just shut up shut up shut up!! I don't want to hear anymore
of your "theories" about that freaky gardener!
Cca- -_-...Potatoe salad......
Vg-Pay attention to me!!!!
Fz-I am fuzzums!!!
Pb-......Piggy...I love-ed you hoo hoo .....I love-ed you! [think....invader zim..]
Vg-*pulsing temple* Idiots....I'm surrounded by total idiots!..-_-
Cca- YES!! you ....are? tee hee hee heehehhahahrhrhehehee
Vg- -_- You...ok?
y-whaaaaaaaawhaaaaaaaa oh man I have no chance!!..
Pb- Shaddap pussy!
Vg-Lets take another look ok? ^_^
Cca- O.o Are you a perv?
Vg- Yes....yes I am......U_U......>_< BUT I AM DAMN PROUD OF IT!
*In the room again*
B-eh..eh....ohhh.....oh!......faster....faster!!!
V-uh...uh. ........ugh!...*panting slightly*.....
*back to the chambers..again*
Fz- O.o bouncy bouncy bouncy! yep yep bed go up, bed go down, bed go up, bed go down.....
Pb-Um....I hope you all realize if they find out you were watching them well ya know
they would kill you....and make sure there was nothing left for the rats to feed upon....
Fz-Up, anda down, up anda down.
Pb-Shut up fuzzums!!! Just shut up!!!!*glances around room in panic* They might hear you...
Vg-Heh,.....well I think they are hearing each other moan not us talking.....mmwwaaahahaha!
Cca- OMK!!!! guess what?!
ALL- WHAT!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Fz- -_- You found my cheese doodles ..didn't you..
Pb- *panics* Paranoia......
Vg-Erm.....first off all pb you need to take your medication. second of all where the hell
did you get cheese doodles fuzzums?
Cca-O.o How did you know I got your cheese doodles?
Fz- I knew it! *chases cca with a knife*
Cca- eeip! *runs through the dungeon*
**Fuzzums chases Chicachicaangel out of the dungeon through the walls of the castle,
then chicachicaangel being one of the most unlucky people type pixies runs to a certain
room opens the door slams it locks it then turns around and screams tryumphantly, but then
her tryumph is short lived, she quickly shut her mouth when she saw bulma and vegeta sleeping
wrapped up in each others arms. Then she backed up quietly unlocked the door, grabed fuzzums
did something to his shoulder, and put him to sleep.Then dragged him away and closed the door.**
**bulma wakes up**
B- vegeta did you hear something?
V- huh? no. go back to sleep darling..*kisses her*
B-mmmmm...ok *cuddles up next to him* (vg- sweet cca-awww)
*they go back to sleep*
-All fades to darkness then I, VampireGoddess, come out onto a stage and start waving-
Vg- Ok I'd like to personally thank each and everyone of you that read this fictional piece of
crap that spewed from the confinds of my complex brain^_^. I care not if you review; only that
you enjoy this and walk away with the knowledge that you have just read one of the most odd things
ever! lol. Also that you just the read the craziness from one of the future artists of the age!
lol. Thanks for reading and take care now bye bye then ^_^.
Also this is dedicated to my pet chicken, my sock puppet, and all the crazy people on this planet!
Bye bye now -waves and starts singing its a small world after all-
Cca- -waves and starts singing its a small world after all in a high pitched squeekie voice-
Pb- -stares straight ahead then gets hit with a beer bottle and starts to stutter the words
to its a small world after all-
Fz- -Swings both hands in the air and slurs the words to its a small world after all-
EnD1! Please review. <_< >_> or I'll get fisty.lol
...but its not!! If it turns out to be too much like vegetagoddess' interview things I will gladly
change it because I don't want to copy her hilarious interviews...that wouldn't be very fair
(go read them at her site with other really really great fics and more! ^_^ I recommend them
to anyone who reads this!) Heh, in this bashing I bash the one the only.....YAMCHA......
**shudders and hisses menicingly at the sound of the name**
OK....on with the bashing!!! **battle cry** MMWWAAHAHAHAHAHA!! :[
Yamcha-y VampireGoddess-Vg PrincessBitch(aka a peanutbutter sandwich)-Pb
Fuzzums-Fz Bulma-B Vegeta-V ChicaChicaAngel-Cca
Vg-Good Evening ladys and gentlemen! *whispering-say hello guys*
Cca-*Munching on kix with her mouth open* Wha?*Little kix crumbs fall to the floor*
Fz-HEEWWWWOOO!!!
Pb-...*Muttering*...lick the tooad...lick the tooad..
Vg-Erm...alrighty then...tonight in our demonic chamber we have a little hehehe..."guest"..
Pb-Don't you mean the guy we stole from the LDS( little dicks society)?
Vg-QUIET YOU FOOL!! <_< >_>. the walls have ears.....erm...anyway*looks meningcily at
PrincessBitch who then cowers in the corner wispering I'm gunna get cha now I got cha
next I'm gunna eat cha eat cha eat cha while picking her nose**
Cca-Now now the world is O_O..flan n' pacye and fluufy nutterballs and flllaaan and kix
and flan^_^
Fz-Uh humm....me ams gunna goes getting hims now?
Vg-Yes fuzzums go retreive "it" now...-vein throbbing in forehead-
Pb-Jelly!
VG- >_< Can I speak now!?
Cca- Let her speak damn you!!
Pg-Oh....sorry -_-....Biatch....
Vg- Geesh...ok then fuzzums is getting "it" and will the audience please refraine
from throwing anything at it or trying to mangle it in anyway please.
Fz-Gottz em! ^_^ *puts a gagged yamcha in an eletric chair..*
Vg-Now then...hello yamcha! -mutters- You stupid sack of worthless shit...
Y-What was that?
Vg- Oh nothing nothing.....
Cca-I'm gunna kill you you cheating basturd!!! *karate chops his ass down to dawrf size
~smaller than krillin~*wink wink*
y-Wha..where am I? Who are you? Aagghhh! don't hurt me!
Vg-*Chuckles evily* well I'm VampireGoddess and these are my slaves Fuzzums and
PrincessBitch and this is my friend/stopper of my bad deeds ChicaChicaAngel.
Fz-Heewwoo! *Drools on the floor*
Pb-You will die soon enough foolish mortal....VampireGoddess will Kill you...harm you!!! Harm you!
<_< >_>.......
Cca-*Sniffles* Can't we all just get along?*Thinks*...life is like a box of chocolates you never know what
your gunna get...
Vg- Fuzzums get PrincessBitch out of here...for now..she is annoying the fuck outta me!
Fz-Mmm...kk!! *Drags Princessbitch out of the chamber kicking and screaming*
Vg-Ahem..now then thats all cleared up..we have a few questions for you yamcha..
y-My dick is not even a centimeter long and I get high off of viagra!! Its true sooo true!!
*starts sobbing pathetically into his dirty socks*
Cca-Flan.......^_^ tee hee hee flan is goood food is goood yummy totinoez good for my tummy
ie-bottomless pit
Vg- -_-......ok....um...first question..what do you think of the extremely hott, gorgeous,
powerful, intelligent, handsome,clever, invincible, amazing, did I mention HOTT?...,Vegeta?!!
y- Why does everyone ask me this?...I think he is an asshole with a large dick,
a beautiful ass, a handsome face, that is 10 bajillion times stronger that me,
that is a bad ass (yeah baby), that should not be allowed to live because he,,,he....
stole "my" bulma away! Thats what I think!
Vg-..hm..really..well both bulma and vegeta are backstage ready in a room to beat the
fuck out of you..how does that sound?...
y-Horrible!!
Vg-yes..but they are having a really bad fight and maybe you can get her back..
-coughlikethatwilleverhappencough-
~*~chicachicaangel and vampiregoddess whispering~*~
Cca-yaa riiight..I "believe" that one teee hee hee
Vg-I know right but don't let him know what we are planning to do to him tee hee hee its a hush
hush operation..
Cca-yep hehehe better yep teeheehee
~*~*back to the matter at hand~*~
y- omg this could work...bulma...bulma I love you come to me!! I wont cheat on you with
puar again!! [O.O]
Vg-hm...puar....well lets go to that room and see how much they are still fighting..
**click....tv visual goes on....and bulma and vegeta are shown through it having kinky,hott,
monkey sex (gimme a piece of that mm!)(passionate too!) sex..**
y-omg!! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o
oooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Vg-heh,....I knew they couldn't stay mad at each other in a room alone....with all those toys....n
food....and....stuff....tee hee
Cca-O.o should we be watching this?.......*muttering*icky just plain icky...
Fz- I like cheese!!!!
**meanwhile in that room..vegeta and bulma are oblivious to the people watching them..**
^_^teeheehee(thank kami!)
B-OH..OH..GOD YES !!!!!!!....VE..VE...GE..T..TT..TA!!!
V-OH..BULMA!!!...
B-VEGETA! FASTER.....FASTER OH KAMI YES ,....YES!!!!!!!!OHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
B-OH I LOVE YOU!!......LO...LOVE YOU!
V-I LOVE YOU TOO!! OHHHHH....... I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
(a/n=i'm sure you both do ^_^)
Fz-O.o...the bed go bouncy bouncy bouncy ^_^
Back to the chamber~~*
y-..........I...I...can't believe it...
Pb- What the fuck is there not to believe?! Do you ACTUALLY think even for a second
that bulma would take YOU back when she can, and does, have the Almighty Lord of
Sexiness Prince Vegeta!?
Vg-heh, well from the way those two are going at it..it seems that they have made up
a while ago!^__^ teeheehee
y-Nooo!! Why why??!! Why did I have to cheat on her with puar!! Kami damn it I am
sucha loser!! [got that right] a pathetic lil' excuse for a man I might as well be a drag
queen all day not just at night to meet guys!Ooohh kami!!*sobs like a pussy into his dirty socks*
Vg-Tsk tsk...yes ur are a loser you fucking idiot!!
Cca-Hey..kami loves EVERYONE me...you..mr.popo....flan..everyone.....mr.popo..and..mr.....
.popo.... ....O.o
Vg-Shut up! I don't care! Just shut up shut up shut up!! I don't want to hear anymore
of your "theories" about that freaky gardener!
Cca- -_-...Potatoe salad......
Vg-Pay attention to me!!!!
Fz-I am fuzzums!!!
Pb-......Piggy...I love-ed you hoo hoo .....I love-ed you! [think....invader zim..]
Vg-*pulsing temple* Idiots....I'm surrounded by total idiots!..-_-
Cca- YES!! you ....are? tee hee hee heehehhahahrhrhehehee
Vg- -_- You...ok?
y-whaaaaaaaawhaaaaaaaa oh man I have no chance!!..
Pb- Shaddap pussy!
Vg-Lets take another look ok? ^_^
Cca- O.o Are you a perv?
Vg- Yes....yes I am......U_U......>_< BUT I AM DAMN PROUD OF IT!
*In the room again*
B-eh..eh....ohhh.....oh!......faster....faster!!!
V-uh...uh. ........ugh!...*panting slightly*.....
*back to the chambers..again*
Fz- O.o bouncy bouncy bouncy! yep yep bed go up, bed go down, bed go up, bed go down.....
Pb-Um....I hope you all realize if they find out you were watching them well ya know
they would kill you....and make sure there was nothing left for the rats to feed upon....
Fz-Up, anda down, up anda down.
Pb-Shut up fuzzums!!! Just shut up!!!!*glances around room in panic* They might hear you...
Vg-Heh,.....well I think they are hearing each other moan not us talking.....mmwwaaahahaha!
Cca- OMK!!!! guess what?!
ALL- WHAT!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Fz- -_- You found my cheese doodles ..didn't you..
Pb- *panics* Paranoia......
Vg-Erm.....first off all pb you need to take your medication. second of all where the hell
did you get cheese doodles fuzzums?
Cca-O.o How did you know I got your cheese doodles?
Fz- I knew it! *chases cca with a knife*
Cca- eeip! *runs through the dungeon*
**Fuzzums chases Chicachicaangel out of the dungeon through the walls of the castle,
then chicachicaangel being one of the most unlucky people type pixies runs to a certain
room opens the door slams it locks it then turns around and screams tryumphantly, but then
her tryumph is short lived, she quickly shut her mouth when she saw bulma and vegeta sleeping
wrapped up in each others arms. Then she backed up quietly unlocked the door, grabed fuzzums
did something to his shoulder, and put him to sleep.Then dragged him away and closed the door.**
**bulma wakes up**
B- vegeta did you hear something?
V- huh? no. go back to sleep darling..*kisses her*
B-mmmmm...ok *cuddles up next to him* (vg- sweet cca-awww)
*they go back to sleep*
-All fades to darkness then I, VampireGoddess, come out onto a stage and start waving-
Vg- Ok I'd like to personally thank each and everyone of you that read this fictional piece of
crap that spewed from the confinds of my complex brain^_^. I care not if you review; only that
you enjoy this and walk away with the knowledge that you have just read one of the most odd things
ever! lol. Also that you just the read the craziness from one of the future artists of the age!
lol. Thanks for reading and take care now bye bye then ^_^.
Also this is dedicated to my pet chicken, my sock puppet, and all the crazy people on this planet!
Bye bye now -waves and starts singing its a small world after all-
Cca- -waves and starts singing its a small world after all in a high pitched squeekie voice-
Pb- -stares straight ahead then gets hit with a beer bottle and starts to stutter the words
to its a small world after all-
Fz- -Swings both hands in the air and slurs the words to its a small world after all-
EnD1! Please review. <_< >_> or I'll get fisty.lol