Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Friend or foe? ❯ Off to the woods ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I dont own DBZ, duh, or why the hell would I be writing fics about it? Not making episodes? Oh well, Im not that good at drawing anime anyway...

Chaper 1

Vegeta growled under his breath in anger. He hated Bulma for this, Chi-chi as well. The two got sick of how Vegeta and Goku fought so much, so they told the two to send three weeks out in th woods a few miles away together, like camping sort of.

When they refused, Chi-chi and Bulma said they wouldn't screw either of them until they did. Ever. Goku had never really minded the idea, and Vegeta was terrified of the thought of him going more than two days without some sort of sex.

"Why do you hate me so much?!" Vegeta snarled, Bulma smiling, "I don't hate you, I just think since me and Chi-chi are best friends, you and Goku should at least be able to tolerate one another!"

Goku shrugged, "come on Vegeta! How bad could it possibly be?" Vegeta gave Goku a look like he was going to kill him, Goku flinching, "I'll shut up."

Vegeta rolled his eyes, "you're so mean! This is like saying I can't eat!" Bulma stood her ground, "well, then do as I say, then you can screw me every hour of the day if you please!"

Vegeta liked he way that sounded. Vegeta finally gave up, "alright! Damn you! Damn you to hell woman!" Bulma smiled, another great victory. She always had her ways of making Vegeta give up when they fought. Vegeta crossed his arms, "come on Kakkarot, lets get this the hell over with!"

Goku nodded, Vegeta kicking open the door and taking off into he sky. The summer air was warm as usual, and felt good as it shot past him. Goku followed, but kept his distance, he knew Vegeta was pissed and everyone and everything at the moment, and really wasn't looking for a fight.

Vegeta looked back at Goku, flying faster. Goku did the same. Vegeta, with a burst of energy, took off toward th forest almost three times as fast. Goku realized Vegeta was trying to get away from him, but merely porpsing a race.

Goku copied, moving almost to fast for the eye to see, passing Vegeta, who smiled evily and caught up. he woods came into view and the race ended shortly after Vegeta looked back at Goku, sticking out his tongue mockingly.

He, of course, wasn't watching where he was going, and slammed head-long into tree. Goku stood over Vegeta, who was now laying on the ground, with a black eye and bleeding nose.

"owe."

Goku smiled, saying jokingly, "you win! I think..."

Goku looked around, "hey! We're here1 Come on Vegeta, let's explore!" Vegeta sat up, "you know, we could always just leave, meet up here in three weeks, and say we were in the woods together."

"Hey, that's dishonest!"

"Do I look like I care?" He asked, turning his back and starting to walk away. Goku shook hisa head, "I'll tell Bulma if you leave, you know I will, no joke."

"You BASTARD! I HATE YOU!"

Goku shrugged and started trecking, Vegeta sitting angrily, "whatever, I'll be here."

"come on Vegeta! Come with me!"

"Yah, like that's gunna happen."

"Why do you hate me so much?! I'm nice to you!"

Vegeta seemed a bit uncomfortable trying to answer Goku's question, finally replying, "because you're anooying, you're way TOO nice, you're always on my nerves, and I train so much and so hard that my blood hurts, yet you'r' always one step ahead of me!!"

Goku shrugged, "that's just who I am, is it really my fault?"

Vegeta turned around in an attempt to ignore him, Goku sighing in frustration and walking away. Vegeta laid back, gazing at the baby blue sky, the words he'd just said ringing in his mind.

They felt good when he'd said them, but did he truly mean it? Or was he overexadgurating a bit? Vegeta was unsure, sighing sadly, thingking to himself `Vegeta, you're an idiot, you really are!'

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Goku continued to walk, creating trails in the throns and bushes, feeling a bit bad about what Vegeta had said to him. Was he really that annoying? He was unsure.

Maybe Vegeta didn't mean those nasty thing he'd said, maybe he was just still mad that Bulma was making him do this. Goku hoped that was the case. Ever since Vegeta started living with Bulma, Goku had been trying to befriend him, but couldn't, no matter how hard he tried.

Vegeta just kind of resented him, and maybe, the two would never get along. Goku turned and started back toward where Vegeta was, after what seemed like an hour, stomach growling. He decided maybe he should find something to eat.

Goku returned, Vegeta sitting up, and looking at him. Goku tried not to make eye contact with Vegeta, "you hungry?"

"Yah, sort of."

Goku nodded, "I'll go find something. I'm starving." Vegeta stood, "and how exactilly do you plan to do that Kakkarot?"

"I dunno, kill something maybe..."

Vegeta rolled his eyes, he wanted to help, but had to make it seem like he didn't, "I better go with you, knowing you, you'll probably eat something poison! You'd eat anything!"

Goku rolled his eyes and smiled, "thanks for the concern."

Goku and Vegeta took off into the forest, looking around, seeing nothing but trees. They searched for a while, Vegeta saying angrily, "whay the hell are those bitches making us do this? There's no food, and-"

Goku tapped Vegeta's shoulder, pointing in front of them and whispering, "Shh, look Vegeta!"

Dead ahead was the biggest buck Vegeta had ever seen. He looked at Goku, "you wanna kill it, or should I?" Goku shook his head, "I hate killing." Vegeta put his hands side by side in front of him, the buck starting to run, shortly before it was blasted in the head."

Goku looked away in discust, Vegeta playfully punching him in the stomach, "knock it off Kakkarot! Geeze, you're like a little girl!" Goku glared at him, Vegeta slinging the dead deer over his shoulder. The two found a small clearing of just grass, no trees, Goku pulling some matches out of his pocket and starting a fire on some sticks and thing's he'd collected on the way there.

Vegeta watched the flames, and the sky, which he knew would be dark in a few hours. Vegeta felt like doing something nice for once as Goku looked up at him. Vegeta grabbed Goku's shoulders and turned him around. Goku peered back at him, "what are you doing?"

"You almost puked because I blew a deer's head off, I seriously don't think you want to see me cut it into pieces, right?" Vegeta pulled a knife from it's sheath on his belt as Goku shuddered.

Vegeta returned to their kill, Goku taking off into th sky.