Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Goku and Vegeta's Nightmare ❯ Chapter 2 ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter 2:

"Gosh Vegeta, you look really mad," said Goku.

"OH, YA THINK!!!" shouted Vegeta.

"Gee Vegeta, I was just sayin-"

"Well, just stop saying, and just stop thinking. I will do the thinking around here!" said Vegeta.

Goku at this point, had just about enough and wasn't gonna take it anymore. "Fine, Vegeta, you can think all you want, but I am going to blast this jar into smithereens."

"Oh no your not. I am going to destroy this jar with my superior strength."

"No, I am!" Goku started to power up.

Vegeta did the same. "I am going to get us out of here. I am the Prince of all Sayain-"

"Vegeta would you shut up about being the Prince of all Sayain's! I have heard your speech a million times!"

"Why you…" at that point they both went Super Sayain and started pounding the heck out of each other. The jar rocked back and forth and fell on its side. As they continued their battle the jar rolled off the counter and landed on the floor of the lab. It shattered.

They both stood up and brushed the glass off of their bodies. "I meant to do that," said Vegeta.

"Yeah, sure you did," said Goku sarcastically.

"Now, let's figure out how this stupid machine works and get back to our normal size so that we can kill those two little brats," spat Vegeta.

"For once, I agree with you," said Goku. They flew over to the shrink ray gun and landed next to it. It seemed to be a very complicated contraption and figuring out how to reverse what their sons had done, was not an easy task. They tried several different options, but none seemed to be the one that reversed the shrinking process.

After about half an hour of arguing, fighting, and general bad feelings toward each other, they decided that what they were doing was not working. "I think we are going to have to find Bulma to help us," relayed Goku.

"No, I can do this! I am the Prince-oh never mind. Where do you think they went?"

Goku's eyes opened wide and his mouth dropped. He couldn't believe he didn't have to listen to Vegeta's 20-minute speech again about being the Prince of all Sayains. "Um, didn't they say they were going to the mall?" asked Goku.

"Crap, I hate that place," said Vegeta.

"You're not the only one. Hm, something else we agree on. That's two in one day."

"Don't get use to it Kakarrot," said Vegeta through clenched teeth. "Let's go." They flew out of the lab and toward the city. It was taking a lot more time to get there than it normally would have since they were only an inch tall.

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Meanwhile, at the mall, Chi-Chi and Bulma were enjoying a much needed pampering. After hours of walking and spending money, they were at the Diva Day Spa getting a pedicure. They were both relaxing in the chair and having all their cares melt away as their feet soaked in the soothing hot water. "This is so great, Bulma. After this we can get a manicure, and then we can get our hair done, and then maybe a massage."

"Whoa, slow down there, Chi-Chi. You don't get out much do you?" asked Bulma.

"Well, I don't really do that much for myself. I spend most of my time taking care of my boys," said Chi-Chi, with a frown.

"I know what you mean. I don't get much time for myself either. I guess a manicure and massage would be a start." They smiled at each other. They shut their eyes and fell back into the comfy chairs.

After a while, Bulma felt a strange tapping in her hand. She opened her eyes, expecting someone to be standing there. To her amazement, there was no one there. "That was weird," she said. She felt the tapping again, and looked down at her hand. She saw two things walking around on her hand. At first she thought they were bugs, but they were standing on two legs. She put her face closer to her hand and saw one of the creatures fold his arms over his chest. She then realized who it was. "Ve…Ve…Vegeta?!?!?! Is that you?"

"Yes, it is me, and Kakarrot standing on your hand."

Bulma could barely make out what he was saying. "OMG, you sound like the Happy Purple Dinosaur, Vegeta."

"Who are you talking to?" asked Chi-Chi.

Bulma picked up her hand and showed Chi-Chi what was in it. "I believe these are our husbands." Bulma couldn't help but laugh, and Chi-Chi joined her.

"Stop laughing woman!" said Vegeta, in a high pitched purple dinosaur type voice.

They continued to laugh. Goku was even laughing. All at once Chi-Chi remembered what her husband was supposed to be doing. "Goku, you are supposed to be taking care of Goten and Trunks! What are you doing here, and why are you one inch tall?"

"Um, that's the problem Chi-Chi. The boys sort of used some machine on us and shrunk us and then stuck us in a jar and ran away. We tried to figure out how to get big again, but the machine was too complicated, so we came to find Bulma to help us," stated Goku as quickly as he could.

The girls burst out laughing again. "So the two most powerful Saiyans in the universe were outsmarted by two little boys," said Bulma, a hint of sarcasm in her voice. They continued to laugh, and Vegeta continued to get pissed.

"Just take us back to Capsule Corp. and make us big again so that we can kill those two brats!" exclaimed Vegeta in his high-pitched tone.

"Well, I'm not done with my pedicure, and I'm not leaving until my toenails are painted and dry," said Bulma.

Vegeta realized he needed to change his tactics. "Okay, well, I hope there is something left of your father's company when we get home, since those two little hellions have no supervision and are Saiyans themselves."

Chi-Chi and Bulma looked at each other and gasped. "Let's go!" they said in unison. Each girl tucked their husband in their purse and paid for the services they had received. They ran to the car and drove home as quickly as they could.

Vegeta sat at the bottom of Bulma's purse fuming. Surrounded by lipstick and eye shadow that was bigger than him, he plotted his revenge against the human race. "That boy will pay for this," he said out loud. No one could hear him, of course.

"Why did your dad make a shrinking machine, Bulma?" asked Chi-Chi, as they were driving home from the mall.

"It was one of the original experiments he did for the Capsule process. I didn't know he still had the thing. He must have shown it to Trunks without me knowing. My dad is like that. He is hoping Trunks will someday take over the business."

Chi-Chi opened her purse and let her husband come out. She looked at Goku, still not believing what had happened to him. "I can't believe you let those boys do this to you," she said.

"They took us totally by surprise. Believe me, if I had known what they were going to do, I would have been more careful." Said Goku.

Chi-Chi then opened Bulma's purse to let Vegeta out. Vegeta came flying out in a rage. "It is about time you let me out of there. Can't you drive any faster, woman!" he shouted.

"What was that you said? I can't hear you," said Bulma, shamelessly mocking the Prince of Saiyans.

Vegeta decided he had better not piss her off anymore, at least until he was returned to his normal size. Then she would never hear then end of it. He sat in the back of the car in a huff and Goku sat back there with him.

They got back to Capsule Corp. and went out to the lab. There, Bulma found the prototype shrink ray that had been used on their husbands. She picked it up and placed it on the counter. She then saw the shattered glass on the floor of the lab. "What happened?" she asked.

"Oh nothing," said Goku as he scratched the back of his head.

"You couldn't think of an easier way to get out of the jar, so you just smashed it?" asked Bulma.

"Woman, just get on with putting us back to our normal size," said Vegeta, as forceful as he possibly could sound. (which wasn't very)

Bulma giggled. "Oh all right," she said. She reset the shrink ray to enlarge and pointed it at Vegeta. He was standing on the counter and before their eyes, he was back to his normal size. "Think I should make you a little taller?" remarked Bulma.

Vegeta opened his mouth to retaliate, but decided it wasn't worth the effort. He jumped down from the counter and stood before the two ladies.

Bulma then pointed the ray at Goku and returned him to his normal size. He jumped down from the counter and stood next to Vegeta. "What now?" said Goku.

"Now we find those two brats and string them up by their balls-"

"VEGETA!" screamed Chi-Chi and Bulma in unison.

"You will do no such thing to my son!" shouted Chi-Chi. She looked at Goku who shrugged his shoulder having no idea what to do.

"I think they should be punished," said Bulma, "but maybe not that severely."

Vegeta's lips curled into an evil smirk. "I know the perfect punishment," he said. He picked up the shrink ray and handed it to Bulma. "Put it back on shrink mode," he said to her.

"I'm with you," said Bulma. "We just have to find them."

"Oh I know how to find them," said Goku.

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Bulma and Chi-Chi went to the kitchen and began cooking a lavish meal. Goku figured the smell of food would make them come out of hiding, and it did.

"So Trunks, how was your day with Goku?" asked Bulma to her son.

"Just fine," he answered between bites.

"How about you Goten?" asked Chi-Chi.

"Great," answered Goten.

"Oh, Okay," said Bulma. She walked into the living room where Vegeta was waiting and motioned for him to come in.

"Hello Boys!" said Vegeta in his most sinister voice.

They both stood up and yelled for their lives. Before they could run away, they were shrunk to very tiny little Saiyans. Vegeta grabbed Trunks by his leg and held him upside-down in front of his face. Goku did the same with his son. "Well, Vegeta, what should we do with them?" said Goku.

"Why don't we stick them in a jar," said Vegeta.

"Great idea," replied Goku with a smile, and that is exactly what they did.

The two sets of parents looked as their sons screaming to let them out of the jar. They all laughed.

Bulma looked at Chi-Chi. "I guess we should take them with us next time we go shopping," she said.

"Yeah, so much for mom's day out," grumbled Chi-Chi.