Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Goku Private Dick ❯ Goku Private Dick ( Chapter 1 )

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Goku Private Dick

Our story opens with Goku watching the X-Files on T.V.

Goku: Man that Mulder guy is really smart and that Scully is one hot bitch. I bet those
guys make alot of money for thier successful investigations.

Gohan: Dad! I bet we could also make alot of money doing that.

Goku: No shit Sherlock!(smacks Gohan) I bet there are alot of dumb people who will pay me to solve mysteries and weird phenomenons.

Gohan: We better go find a place to set up your offices.

Goku: No with my ingenuity I can build a place.

some time later Goku gathers every one down town by some structure with a stained sheet over it.

Goku: Everyone prepare to be amazed!

Goku takes of the sheet.

Vegeta: HA! HA! HA! Thats the biggest peace of shit I have ever seen.

Gohan: Is this some sort of joke.

Bulma: Goku thats just a box with Goku private investigater written on it.

Chi Chi: You lazy son of a Bitch! How much work did you put into this.

Goku: Three hours at least.

Vegeta: You have got to be kidding.

Goku: No Way! It took over an hour to wrestle the poor guy who lived in it out and another
two hours trying to spell Goku private investigater.

Bulma: Goku I can't stand for anyone to see this use a capsule house.

Bulma throws the capsule and the house appears. Then Bulma put a sign with Goku Private
Investigator written on it on the house.

Goku: Time to start business.

Goku walked into the house to find a desk and with a lamp on it and some filing cabinets. Goku
sat down at the desk and waited for customers to come rollin in.

Hours later...... A women in a red dress and black stalkings walks in.

Women: Excuse me Mr. Goku could you help me.

The women leans over the desk in a way so that Goku can see her breasts through the opening
in her shirt. Goku looks at her breasts imagining two delicious cantalopes.

Women: Ouch! You bastard you bit my Tits!

Goku(nervously):HeHe sorry. Um what was it you wanted.

Women: My dog Sweet Nuts has turned up missing. I want you to find him.

Goku:Hmmmm I'll take the case! Where would he have probaly gone.

Women: If I knew that I wouldn't need your assistance would I?

Goku: oh yeah. Where and when did the dog turn up missing?

Women: About a week ago. I believe it was Febtober 15th from his dog house in the back yard.

Goku: I better go investigate your back yard. You can lead the way.

Women: Ok follow me.

Goku follow the women to her house staring at her ass the whole way there.

Women: We're here.

Goku: Huh oh I should go check out the dog house.

Goku went into the back yard.

Goku: Hmmm Paw prints.

Goku followed the paw prints to the road.

Goku: Hmmm tire tracks.

Goku then follows the tire tracks to a house near capsule corp.

Goku: huh the tracks seem to lead to Vegeta's house.
Oh my God! The dog hijacked a car and is going to kill Vegeta!

Goku than bursts into Vegeta's house.

Vegeta: What the hell is the big idea!

Goku: Your life may be in danger!

Vegeta: What do you mean?

Goku: I have reason to believe a dog named Sweet Nuts has hijacked a car
and is going to kill you.

Vegeta: Sweet Nuts that sounds familiar.

A delicious aroma comes from the kitchen.

Goku: Say whats that smell?

Vegeta: Its my dinner.

Goku: Can I have some please!

Vegeta: Fine here.

Vegeta hands Goku a plate with some sort of meat in it and Goku takes a bite.

Goku: Ouch whats this? Sweet Nuts (as Goku read the name on the collar he had taken a bite out
of.

Goku thought to himself: Could this be a clue? Nah.

Goku then threw the tag to the side.

Goku:You said that the name Sweet Nuts sounded familiar. Do you have any idea where to find
the dog.

Vegeta:No I don't. Heh heh heh

All of a sudden a knock is heard at the door and Goku answered it.

Goku: Yes.

Women: Hello I was wondering if you have found any leads yet?

Goku: None as of yet.

Women looking in the house towards the kitchen table: Oh my God Sweet Nuts!

Goku: Huh!

Women: You dumb bastard you've been eating my Sweet Nuts.

Goku: I was eating dog! Dog is the most delicious thing I have ever eaten!

Women: You are the biggest dumbass detective I have ever seen!

Vegeta: You got that right lady! HAHAHA

Women: And you are the cruelest son of a bitch I have ever seen. You will both pay!

The women begins to charge up and launched herself towards Vegeta.

Vegeta: You want some bitch come and get it!

The two began battling but Vegeta had no chance even in ssj form. The women eventually beats the
hell out of Vegeta and then procedes to kick Goku's ass.

Days later at the hospital......

ChiChi: Now Goku what have we learned from this whole experience?

Goku: That Vegeta is a pussy.

ChiChi: No we already no that!

Goku: Than what have we learned?

ChiChi: Not to piss of anyone with big Tities.





The End