Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Goku's Day of Crazy Crap ❯ Goku's Day of Crazy Crap ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Trapgunner 
Goku has one weird day!
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 700 | Visits: 733 | Status: Completed
Goku has one weird day!
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 700 | Visits: 733 | Status: Completed
Gokus day of crazy crap
Our story opens as Goku is watching Married with Children.
Peg: Al I want to fuck!
Al: Then why don't you go fuck yourself! *flush*
Goku: Damn! That Al guy has to be a comedy genius.
Chichi: Goku I want to fuck!
Goku: Then why don't you go fuck yourself!
Goku then goes and flush's the toilet.
Announcer: Next time on married to chichi. Chichi bitchs alot and Goku comes up with some crazy scheme.
Goku: What the fuck was that?!
Chichi: Its like we sliped into sitcom mode for a second.
The door opens to the son house.
Goten: Fuckin school!
Goku: Whats wrong?
Goten: That son of a bitch Mr. Nutsinface called me a lazy bastard and told
me to go fuck myself.
Chichi: What! No one talks to my son like that! Goku go kick his ass!
Goku: but I'm watchin T.v.
Chichi: I said now!
Goku: Fine just stop your bitching!
Goku then gets off his lazy ass and gets in the car to drive to Gotens school to kick Mr. Nutsinface's ass.
On the way there in the car....
Radio: This just in.. 2 giant mechs are fighting downtown approach with caution.
Goku: Dammit I have to go through town to get to that fuckin school.
Soon Goku arrives in town.
Goku: Holy shit!
A giant mech foot crushs Gokus car.
Zechs: What the hell was that! Oh shit!
Heero: Take that pussy! ha ha ha
Heero in his wing zero looks down at the Tallgeese at the ground with its face blown off!
Goku: Hey you and your dead buddy over there almost stepped on me!
Heero: Holy crap! A rare karate guy action figure.
The wing zero picks up Goku and makes him do a number of pose's.
Goku: Put me down or I'll kick your ass!
Heero: Wow! He's said one of his many action packed catch phrases.
Goku: I mean it fuck wad!
Heero: Does the fun ever stop!
Goku getting pissed fires a ki blast destroying the wing zero.
Goku: I told you not to fuck with me!
Heero steps out of the remains of the wing zero.
Heero: Man! Realistic fighting action! I love my new karate guy action figure.
Heero gives Goku a big hug.
Goku: Dammit get off me!
Goku push's Heero off and steals a near by car and heads towards Goten's school.
Goku: Finally I got rid of that freak!
Meanwhile at Heero's position.
Heero: Police! Police! Police!
The police arrives.
Police Officer Jenny: What is it sir!
Heero(with tears in his eyes): My karate guy action figure ran away in a car!
Jenny: Don't worry we'll catch that pokemon thief!
Heero: He didn't steal any pokemon I just want him back!
Jenny: Right I'll get him back.
Back in the car Goku hears police sirens.
Goku: What the fuck is that?!
Jenny: Pull over and give up any pokemon you have stolen!
Goku: Pokemon! Did that dumb bitch Jenny slip out of her show again!
Goku: Take this bitch!
Goku fires a kamehameha out the window at Jenny!
Jenny: What the hell was that! aaaaaaaaaaa!
Goku looks in his rear view mirror to see Jenny and here motor cycle explode.
Goku: Ahh almost to the school.
a few minutes later...............
Goku: Finally I have arrived.
Goku walks into the schools office.
Goku: Excuse me could you direct me to Mr. Nutsinface's room.
secretary: Down the hall and to the right.
Goku then bursts into Mr. Nutsinface's room.
Goku: Yo fuck wad!
Mr. Nutsinface: You got a problem with me!
Goku: You fucked with my son!
Mr.Nutsinface: I never had sexual relations with that boy!
Goku: You sick son of a bitch!
Goku got so mad he punched Mr. Nutsinfaces head right off his shoulders and spit on his bloody corpse.
Later at home.
Tv: Tonight on unsolved mysteries a boy who's lost his favorite toy thats disappeared without a trace.
Goku: Whats everyone watching?
Gohan: sssh
Heero: I was at town and he ran away in a car! I miss him so much! I'm so distraut almost enough to kill myself.
Goku: What a dumbass!
The end
Our story opens as Goku is watching Married with Children.
Peg: Al I want to fuck!
Al: Then why don't you go fuck yourself! *flush*
Goku: Damn! That Al guy has to be a comedy genius.
Chichi: Goku I want to fuck!
Goku: Then why don't you go fuck yourself!
Goku then goes and flush's the toilet.
Announcer: Next time on married to chichi. Chichi bitchs alot and Goku comes up with some crazy scheme.
Goku: What the fuck was that?!
Chichi: Its like we sliped into sitcom mode for a second.
The door opens to the son house.
Goten: Fuckin school!
Goku: Whats wrong?
Goten: That son of a bitch Mr. Nutsinface called me a lazy bastard and told
me to go fuck myself.
Chichi: What! No one talks to my son like that! Goku go kick his ass!
Goku: but I'm watchin T.v.
Chichi: I said now!
Goku: Fine just stop your bitching!
Goku then gets off his lazy ass and gets in the car to drive to Gotens school to kick Mr. Nutsinface's ass.
On the way there in the car....
Radio: This just in.. 2 giant mechs are fighting downtown approach with caution.
Goku: Dammit I have to go through town to get to that fuckin school.
Soon Goku arrives in town.
Goku: Holy shit!
A giant mech foot crushs Gokus car.
Zechs: What the hell was that! Oh shit!
Heero: Take that pussy! ha ha ha
Heero in his wing zero looks down at the Tallgeese at the ground with its face blown off!
Goku: Hey you and your dead buddy over there almost stepped on me!
Heero: Holy crap! A rare karate guy action figure.
The wing zero picks up Goku and makes him do a number of pose's.
Goku: Put me down or I'll kick your ass!
Heero: Wow! He's said one of his many action packed catch phrases.
Goku: I mean it fuck wad!
Heero: Does the fun ever stop!
Goku getting pissed fires a ki blast destroying the wing zero.
Goku: I told you not to fuck with me!
Heero steps out of the remains of the wing zero.
Heero: Man! Realistic fighting action! I love my new karate guy action figure.
Heero gives Goku a big hug.
Goku: Dammit get off me!
Goku push's Heero off and steals a near by car and heads towards Goten's school.
Goku: Finally I got rid of that freak!
Meanwhile at Heero's position.
Heero: Police! Police! Police!
The police arrives.
Police Officer Jenny: What is it sir!
Heero(with tears in his eyes): My karate guy action figure ran away in a car!
Jenny: Don't worry we'll catch that pokemon thief!
Heero: He didn't steal any pokemon I just want him back!
Jenny: Right I'll get him back.
Back in the car Goku hears police sirens.
Goku: What the fuck is that?!
Jenny: Pull over and give up any pokemon you have stolen!
Goku: Pokemon! Did that dumb bitch Jenny slip out of her show again!
Goku: Take this bitch!
Goku fires a kamehameha out the window at Jenny!
Jenny: What the hell was that! aaaaaaaaaaa!
Goku looks in his rear view mirror to see Jenny and here motor cycle explode.
Goku: Ahh almost to the school.
a few minutes later...............
Goku: Finally I have arrived.
Goku walks into the schools office.
Goku: Excuse me could you direct me to Mr. Nutsinface's room.
secretary: Down the hall and to the right.
Goku then bursts into Mr. Nutsinface's room.
Goku: Yo fuck wad!
Mr. Nutsinface: You got a problem with me!
Goku: You fucked with my son!
Mr.Nutsinface: I never had sexual relations with that boy!
Goku: You sick son of a bitch!
Goku got so mad he punched Mr. Nutsinfaces head right off his shoulders and spit on his bloody corpse.
Later at home.
Tv: Tonight on unsolved mysteries a boy who's lost his favorite toy thats disappeared without a trace.
Goku: Whats everyone watching?
Gohan: sssh
Heero: I was at town and he ran away in a car! I miss him so much! I'm so distraut almost enough to kill myself.
Goku: What a dumbass!
The end