Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Goku the Monkey King ❯ Deep, Deep Trouble ( Chapter 4 )

Goku the Monkey King

Part 4

Narrator: And so, the Jade Emperor sent forces to get Monkey back under control. Unfortunately, the army of Heaven proved to be no match for Monkey.

[Monkey is seen beating the crap out of the Heavenly Army with hardly any effort.]

Goku: (yawns while striking down one warrior after another) Now it's just getting boring!

Narrator: Determined to appease the Monkey King, the Jade Emperor gave him a royal position. Monkey was pleased until he socialized with the other heavenly hosts.

Heavenly person1: (to Monkey) You're a new face around here. Who are you?

Goku: I am the Royal Groom of Heaven!

Heavenly person1: (laughs) That's it?

Goku: What do you mean, 'that's it?'

Heavenly person2: Don't you even know what that is?

Goku: No, I don't. What is it?

Heavenly person2: It means that you're in charge of taking care of the Heavenly Stables.

Goku: WHAT!!??

Heavenly person1: He's right. It's your job to clean out the stables and care for the Holy Horses.

Goku: (gets up quickly) I'VE BEEN TRICKED! SOMEONE'S GONNA PAY FOR THIS!!!

Narrator: Infuriated and offended, the Monkey King fought the Heavenly Guards and returned to Earth.

[Goku is seen fighting the guards again, but with much more tenacity.]

Goku: Make fun of ME, will ya? Take THAT! (whacks a soldier) And THAT! (hits another soldier) And have one of THESE! (punches another in the stomach hard)

[The guards keep trying, but eventually retreat.]

Narrator: Needless to say, the Jade Emperor was not in a pleasant mood…

Kami: Dirty little…*mumble, mumble* …nothing but trouble…

Narrator: … Until he came up with an idea that would keep Monkey quiet for sure.

Kami: (snaps his fingers) That's it! I'll make him the Guardian of the Immortality Peach Orchard! He can't complain about THAT job, can he?

Narrator: So Monkey was summoned up to Heaven and put in charge of the Immortality Peach Orchard. Monkey accepted this job without much fuss.

[Goku is sitting in a beautiful peach tree, relaxing]

Goku: (sighs) Ah, now this is the life! (looks up at a branch in front of him containing a fresh peach) Hmm… since I'm here, I might as well have a taste! (picks a peach and eats it) MMM!! These are good! I think I'll have a few more!! (starts eating more peaches)

Narrator: Monkey loved the peaches so much that he ate ever ripe peach in the entire orchard!

[Goku, fat from eating all those peaches, lies face up flat on the ground and burps rudely.]

Narrator: A few days later, the Heavenly court ladies visited the garden to pick some peaches for a banquet they were holding.

Heavenly lady1: (in one of the peach trees) Did you find any?

Heavenly lady2: (in another peach tree) No, how about you?

Heavenly lady1: Nope, nothing here either.

Heavenly lady2: Hey! (points to Monkey) He ate all of our peaches!

Goku: (burps) Ugh… and what good peaches they were, ladies!

Narrator: When the Jade Emperor heard about what the Monkey King had done, he was beyond furious.

Kami: AARRGGHH!! THAT DOES IT! THAT IS THE LAST STRAW! GET THAT UNGRATEFUL MONKEY AND KILL HIM!!!!!!

[Goku is trying to escape from Heaven, but there are too many soldiers this time.]

Goku: Argh! This is a lot harder than the other times! (whacks another soldier down)

Narrator: Monkey managed to defeat the Heavenly army, but this time, the Jade Emperor had a trick up his sleeve.

[Kami is in the Heavenly Court talking to Piccolo.]

Kami: Erh-Lang, you are my best general. See to it that Monkey does not get away!

Piccolo: You got it. (turns and leaves)

Narrator: Once Monkey had destroyed the army of Heaven, Erh-Lang appeared and chased after him.

Goku: (to himself) Maybe if I turn into something, I can lose him! Wait! I got it!

[A cloud explodes around Goku. When the cloud disappears, there's a monastery just sitting there!]

Piccolo: (looks around) Damn! Now where did that Monkey go? (sees the monastery and grins) Wouldn't it be a shame if I were to break all the windows in that monastery?

Narrator: Not wanting his eyes, which were the windows, to be damaged, Monkey turned back to normal and ran away.

Piccolo: Ha! Now I've got you! (chases Monkey and catches him)

Goku: (struggles) Ah!!! Hey! Let go! Let go of me! Right now!

Piccolo: Not a chance, Monkey! You're coming with me!

Narrator: Monkey was sentenced to death in the furnace used to make the pills of immortality, but survived by huddling in the chimney.

[View inside the furnace shows Goku covering his face with his karate gi, out of reach of the deadly flames.]

Goku: (coughs) I wonder how long they're planning on keeping me in here.

Narrator: Monkey was kept in the furnace for several years. Figuring that Monkey must be dead by now, they opened the furnace up.

Goku: (leaps out wildly) YEOW! Get me outta here! (runs away)

Heavenly Guard: GET HIM!!

Narrator: Monkey fought his way back down to Earth yet again. The Jade Emperor was so mad and so desparate that he called upon the great Buddha for help.

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Sorry it took so long for this update! I just finished with my finals and am trying to update all of my fanfics at once! Hope you guys/gals are enjoying this! Next chapter: The Monkey King vs. Buddha!!!!