Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Haircut ❯ Haircut ( One-Shot )

Oolong: Are you sure this is a good idea Krillin?

Krillin: Of course.

Oolong: But what if we get caught?

Krillin: Relax Oolong. Got the scissors?

Oolong: Yeah.

Krillin: This'll be real funny.

Oolong: I just hope he doesn't wake up.

Krillin: Sh! Give me the scissors.

Oolong: *hands scissors to Krillin* So this is his room? *looks around* Not much to look at.

Krillin: *cuts hair off victim*

Vegeta: I shall destroy you!

Krillin: *drops scissors*

Oolong: Run for it! *runs*

Krillin: *Runs*

Vegeta: *wakes up* What!? *sees scissors, picks them up* How did those get her? *sees hair on ground, picks up* This is… *feels top of head* My hair! Kakarot!

Bulma: *walks in* What are you screaming…*laughs*

Vegeta: This is not amusing!

Bulma: *tries to stop laughing* You look good…*laughs*

((Next Day))

Krillin: Someone cut his hair?

Bulma: Yeah.

Krillin: Who?

Bulma: I don't know, he says Goku.

Krillin: I don't think Goku would do that.

Bulma: You know Vegeta.

Krillin: Unfortunately.

Goku: Hey Krillin!

Krillin: Hi Goku!

Goku: What's going on?

Krillin: Bulma called.

Goku: Oh hi Bulma!

Bulma: You've got a lot of explaining to do Goku!

Goku: Gosh, what did I do?

Vegeta: Kakarot!

Goku: *trying not to laugh* You didn't tell me you got a haircut Vegeta.

Krillin: *cracking up* Gee Bulma…y-you weren't kidding!

Vegeta: What are you laughing at monk?!

Goku: That's really an interesting style *still trying not to laugh*

Vegeta: I know you did this to me Kakarot!

Goku: *laughing* It wasn't me, I swear Vegeta!

Vegeta: You're lying!

Goku: No way *more laughing* But it sure is funny!

Vegeta: You shall pay! *presses palm of hand against screen*

Bulma: Oh no you don't Vegeta! That's my phone!

Vegeta: *shoots*

Goku: Gosh, I wonder who would cut his hair?

Krillin: Oh, I dunno.

Okay so the fic is kinda lame and they don't have videophones in the world of DBZ, we can pretend can't we? Anyway I wrote this last year and my friend keeps bugging me about finishing it but I can't figure out what to do with it past this point so I'm just gonna end it there. Maybe someday during Study Hall inspiration will whap me upside the head and I'll right an addition where Vegeta finds out who the true culprits are. For those of you who are absolutely horrified- Vegeta is not bald at the end of this fic, picture it as how he got his hairdo in GT (that was the idea I had when I wrote it). Please review, flames welcome, complements appreciated. Anyway I gotta go now before Faerick and Garret start killing me for another Vegeta bashing fic (it's just so hard to be nice and humorous at the same time).