Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Heikgan ❯ The name game ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: My Parents hate me my brother got jealous and tried to kill me I found out my dog was a crack addict my cat left me for a caterpillar then some one sued me for having the same hair cut and now all I own is NOTHING!

After being dragged around a mall for six hours getting everything Bra Marron and Pan said I should and some personal things. Getting hit on by half the mall then sat for hours on end being polite as everyone ate I was pretty tired so I retired to bed at the early time of 9:00pm as I was getting over dimensional jet lag I fell off in to a dream packed sleep.

~ My Dream ~

"You may have escaped one dimension Say-jin but I can still get you in this one. Cause when I catch you your dead got it" the stone voice called out.

"What are you talking about I don't understand what did the rest of the world do to you or me in fact" I call out to the shadowy figure.

"You were born" the voice said as if it were obvious.

"What has that got to do with anything?" I ask getting annoyed

Just as I finish my sentace a cooled energy fly's at me I can't move so it hits me.

~

I wake up with a start none of my dreams have been that intense before or that realistic not even my memory dreams I look to my right towards my new alarm clock and blink 12:00pm exactly that's really strange I hear voices down the hall and decided to investigate I slink down the hall ways to were the voices are coming from in the family room.

"How do you tell someone that there whole dimension was destroyed especially someone like Heikgan Bikini Briefs" Bulma asked. When did I get a full name?

"When did girl get a full name I thought she made it clear she didn't want to be called anything slightly earth like" Vegeta replied/asked.

"What's the matter do you want to name her" Bulma mockingly asked

"She asked me to name her" Vegeta sulked

"Well what's her name then" Bulma growled

Vegeta thought for a minute then replied "since Heigkan is related to me...."

"WHAT how is she related to you" Bulma growled

"Well if she is the legend she is a reincarnation of the original Heikgan who was the original super Say-jins sister and he was related to me so there for she is and her name is Heikgan legend Vegeta and before you ask I'm not telling you the legend" Vegeta finished with a hump.

Bulma sulked "Well how do I tell her that her dimension was destroyed especially some one like Heikgan Bikini Briefs" Bulma said being stubborn towards my name.

Vegeta glared at her but I could see from where I was hiding on the balcony he wasn't that mad at her really. "What do you mean someone like Heikgan Legend Vegeta" he smirked as she fumed silently.

"Well it appears our friend upstairs cut out of school because of her depression and by her poems I'd say they where right" I was just about to go down and scream at her for going through my things when Vegeta spoke up.

"Woman what have I told you about other peoples personal belongings" Vegeta growled

"Emmm not to go through them" Bulma sighed as Vegeta nodded "I ...It's just she seemed so I do know like you when you first came to earth"

"I know woman but whatever she's going through she will get over it... I hope" Vegeta said in a very OOC sentence.

Bulma nodded in agreement "But what do we do about her name"? Bulma asked in a sigh. Five minutes later the two where in a heated argument about my name until I couldn't take it any more and fell about laughing at the sentence the came up with. `Heikgan Legend Bikini Vegeta Ouji Briefs' it was two much to take it was the most interesting but stupid name I'd ever heard.

Vegeta growled as he flew up to the banister and throw me under his arm while tears of laughter pour from my eyes "And you two are worried about me" I choked out between laughter. I stopped laughing as I gasped for air.

"Heikgan em forget that for now it's very rude to eavesdrop" she said in a very angry mother tone.

"Bulma Briefs Vegeta it's very rude to go throw others belongings" I mocked her in a similar tone earning a chuckle from Vegeta and a glare from Bulma.

"..." Bulma was speechless I smirked

"And by the by my name is Heikgan Legend Vegeta" I said walking up the stairs before I got yelled at again as I closed a `told you so' from Vegeta and a frustrated scream from Bulma. Ahhh feels just like home I think as I slid my bag, which no one noticed me steal back under my bed.

A/N

Heikgan: man that chapter sucked.

Vegeta: No it didn't you made the woman angry it was funny.

Heikgan: yes it was any way (spooky voice) I want you all to watch the watch back and forth you are under my power review and all so I want you all to review chiara's fics cause they rock and I want to read her next chapter so review or I'll send Dracula over there to bust your ass.

Vegeta: I am under your power I will review your and chiara's fics cause I don't want Dracula to bust my ass.

Heikgan: * Turns around to see every one off GT standing there will dazed expressions and grins like Goku * Opsy I wonder if it worked on the audience.

Ja `Ne